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Herzig
12-01-2007, 09:25 AM
With my wedding approaching in 29 days, my friends are throwing a Stock the Bar party tonight. Then, the boys and I are off for the Bachelor party. I have one word to leave you all with....

TITTIES

OnTheWarpath58
12-01-2007, 09:28 AM
This thread will be worthless without.....

Skip Towne
12-01-2007, 09:28 AM
Congrats, Gregg. Post a pic of the bride.

Deberg_1990
12-01-2007, 09:33 AM
Shouldnt this thread be included in the: "People who are religious" thread??

blueballs
12-01-2007, 09:49 AM
Yes go out and get use to
see and no touch

Huffman83
12-01-2007, 10:15 AM
I have one word as well.

Donkeys

mikeyis4dcats.
12-01-2007, 10:17 AM
what is a Stock the Bar party?

KcMizzou
12-01-2007, 10:18 AM
I have one word as well.

DonkeysKinky Kelly and the Sexy Stud?

Bowser
12-01-2007, 10:37 AM
Yes go out and get use to
see and no touch

Heh.

chubychecker
12-01-2007, 10:48 AM
Sounds like fun, I'm jealous. Get some boobs in your face for me.

Herzig
12-01-2007, 11:09 AM
what is a Stock the Bar party?

It's party that my friend's wife set up. Our friends will basically give us liquor, wine, and glassware tonight. Then, the guys will go out for a night of debauchery..basically it's a night of

Booze and Boobs

Herzig
12-01-2007, 11:10 AM
Sounds like fun, I'm jealous. Get some boobs in your face for me.

Will do!

Herzig
12-01-2007, 11:11 AM
Congrats, Gregg. Post a pic of the bride.

Sorry...screw that! I don't want gocheeze yanking it to pic of my fiance

StcChief
12-01-2007, 11:36 AM
yeah. make sure you leave right before the stocked bar becomes "un stocked".

Count Zarth
12-01-2007, 11:38 AM
I guess I don't understand why someone would want to be unfaithful to their significant other the night before the wedding.

OnTheWarpath58
12-01-2007, 11:48 AM
I guess I don't understand why someone would want to be unfaithful to their significant other the next before the wedding.

Who said anything about being unfaithful?

If looking at titties is being unfaithful, then we're all a bunch of ****ing cheaters......

Count Zarth
12-01-2007, 11:50 AM
My my. How society has fallen.

OnTheWarpath58
12-01-2007, 11:51 AM
My my. How society has fallen.

Says the guy with the folder of Julia Bond pr0n on his desktop......


ROFL

Huffman83
12-01-2007, 11:52 AM
I guess I don't understand why someone would want to be unfaithful to their significant other the next before the wedding.

While that was an awkward sentence, I do understand what you're saying.

I got married in Sept and before that people asked me if I wanted a last horrah (so to speak).

And it's not that I went and stuck my dick into anything that moved. And it's not like I didn't go out and grab some strange.

But I'll never understand why someone would be so worried about having "one last time." to go out and get some strange ass. I figure if you're that worried about it, you may not want to get married.

Herzig
12-01-2007, 11:58 AM
I guess I don't understand why someone would want to be unfaithful to their significant other the night before the wedding.

huh? the "next before the wedding"? I've still got 29 days of being a bachelor! She's totally cool with me going out tonight...in fact she pretty much organized my friends and threw the idea out there for them!

Count Zarth
12-01-2007, 11:59 AM
huh? the "next before the wedding"? I've still got 29 days of being a bachelor! She's totally cool with me going out tonight...in fact she pretty much organized my friends and threw the idea out there for them!

Sounds like she wouldn't mind chugging someone else's cock tonight, either.

Huffman83
12-01-2007, 12:03 PM
Sounds like she wouldn't mind chugging someone else's cock tonight, either.

dude...harsh.

Count Zarth
12-01-2007, 12:04 PM
It's all good. I'm sure he's cool with it. If she doesn't mind tits being thrown in his face, I'm sure he won't mind a few wangs in hers!

bdeg
12-01-2007, 12:06 PM
It's all good. I'm sure he's cool with it. If she doesn't mind tits being thrown in his face, I'm sure he won't mind a few wangs in hers!
You have no idea how relationships work. I've taken my girlfriend to a strip club. You read that and think it's tacky and I'm some creep, but that's just the way it is with cool girls.

bdeg
12-01-2007, 12:07 PM
Goatse, if you were to get married would you never look at porn again?

kstater
12-01-2007, 12:09 PM
Goatse, if you were to get married would you never look at porn again?


Never gonna happen.

Count Zarth
12-01-2007, 12:10 PM
Goatse, if you were to get married would you never look at porn again?

I don't view porn now. It is a sin.

NewChief
12-01-2007, 12:18 PM
Congrats on the pending marriage! What strip clubs you going to hit in town? I have no idea which ones are decent, but I am sort of curious.

bdeg
12-01-2007, 12:19 PM
I don't view porn now. It is a sin.

I didn't realize you were sin-free.
If you get caught stealing a snickers bar you're in the wrong profession. It's too easy to steal candy bars these days. It almost bores me now.

http://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=175077&page=2&pp=15


BTW, Congrats on the marriage and have a great time tonight.

Herzig
12-01-2007, 12:26 PM
Congrats on the pending marriage! What strip clubs you going to hit in town? I have no idea which ones are decent, but I am sort of curious.

Thanks. I'm not sure what their names are anymore. I haven't been in quite awhile. We will probably go to the places by La Huerta. There's always some hot college tail working there!

OnTheWarpath58
12-01-2007, 12:30 PM
I don't view porn now. It is a sin.

Maybe you're grandmother's name is Julia Bond and her recipes are in this folder?

Count Zarth
12-01-2007, 12:36 PM
Julia Bond was the BBC's failed attempt to create a TV show about James Bond's twin sister. I accidentally added an extra "B" to the folder title.

The show was later spun off into the Avengers.

OnTheWarpath58
12-01-2007, 12:37 PM
Julia Bond was the BBC's failed attempt to create a TV show about James Bond's twin sister. I accidentally added an extra "B" to the folder title.

The show was later spun off into the Avengers.

Wow.

I think I would have rather just admitted that it was a folder full of pron.....

alanm
12-01-2007, 12:49 PM
Wow.

I think I would have rather just admitted that it was a folder full of pron.....
ROFL ROFL ROFL

Count Zarth
12-01-2007, 01:00 PM
I also do not download music.

Or movies.

bdeg
12-01-2007, 01:08 PM
I also do not download music.

Or movies.
Then why are you running daemon tools? Noone uses that legit.

*edit: sarcasm/lying? i cant tell

Count Zarth
12-01-2007, 01:10 PM
Then why are you running daemon tools? Noone uses that legit.

I just like the icon.

chiefsfan987
12-01-2007, 01:53 PM
I don't view porn now. It is a sin.

Well for the rest of us, its a good thing that Jesus died so that all of our sins may be forgiven :)

xbarretx
12-01-2007, 02:07 PM
Yes go out and get use to
see and no touch

LOL!! do you mean just window shopping once married or do you mean the sex stops once the girl gets hitched??

i think the quote from American Pie pt ?? "marrage is really about seeing how long a person can go without sex" :o)