View Full Version : You know what I REALLY hate about this time of year?

keg in kc
12-01-2007, 08:36 PM
Jewelry commercials.

Haven't seen many during tonight's game, but damn, during the Chiefs last sunday, it seemed like 1 or 2 times during every break we got the old "there's only one way to show you care - Diamonds!!!" spiel. Every primetime show during the week, same shit.

What a racket those guys have going. It's amazing.

12-01-2007, 08:41 PM
Show a girl you really care-don't use a closed fist when you smack them around.

12-01-2007, 08:42 PM
Noooo, the only way to show you care is with diamonds from Jarrads!!!!

GAWD I hate those fugging commercials.

keg in kc
12-01-2007, 08:43 PM
Every kiss begins with Kay, don't forget.

12-01-2007, 08:46 PM
OMG! These damn things are ALL over the radio around here. Horrible. Jared ads are the worst.

12-01-2007, 08:50 PM
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12-01-2007, 08:58 PM
Yes, they absolutely make me sick. They're basically saying "If you don't buy our overpriced shit you're not a real man".

12-01-2007, 08:59 PM
According to the commercials I see the only way to let your wife know you love her is to buy her either a big-assed diamond or a new car.

I love my wife, but she ain't getting either one, at least not this year.

Hammock Parties
12-01-2007, 09:01 PM
They are degrading to women. Do you see how the women just GASP over those shiny rocks? It's like they have multiple orgasms ON THE SPOT.

12-01-2007, 09:01 PM
Agreed. They basically make me want to find whoever designs them and strangle them to death.

TinyE - if you ever have a jewelry store for a client, I suggest you keep it a secret.

12-01-2007, 09:04 PM
Women are so stupid. At least the stuff they advertise to men (grills, power tools) actually do things.

Ultra Peanut
12-01-2007, 09:09 PM
Women are so stupid. At least the stuff they advertise to men (grills, power tools) actually do things.

12-01-2007, 09:10 PM
The next time I hear "Every kiss begins with K" I'm going postal on the TV or radio.


12-01-2007, 09:14 PM
she might flash the rock
but she will down the cock

12-01-2007, 09:16 PM
she might flash the rock
but she will down the cock
Thats some badass bourbon.

12-01-2007, 09:16 PM
I love Ron White's take on those commercials.

TV Commercial: Diamonds. Render her speechless.

Ron White: Why don't they just go ahead and say it? Diamonds. That'll shut her up.


Psyko Tek
12-01-2007, 10:07 PM
in GTA: SanAndres there is a radio comercial for a jewerler memorable lines
shut that bitch up with some ice

girls voice
honey I don't remember why I was mad at you, wanna blow job

L.A. Chieffan
12-01-2007, 10:10 PM

12-01-2007, 10:11 PM
I hate them 100%.