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BroncoFan
07-11-2001, 05:19 PM
Hey chief fans, it is great to be back! Looks like most of the same pathetic bunch, but I have to admit that I missed ALL of you!

After last seasons debacle I did promise that I would not post here anymore, but I am assuming that you have all recovered from the *** wooppin your chiefs handed all of you last season, and that you will once again be able to handle some good natured smack. I mean, your team has had a complete overhaul, and there is a chance that KC will even break 500 this season.

Yeah, last year was perfect. Being able to talk smack even after a 6-10 season, and have my team come through with an 11-5 record was truly thrilling. Please let my triumph last year serve as an example for you Chief fans this year.

Is it going to be as fun making fun of the Chiefs this season from my lofty 11-5 perch? Probably, even when they are down, the Chiefs are easy to kick (although I will admit that the new personnel make the Chief team of 2001 much more likeable) , but it will not be quite as satisfying. At least ONCE AGAIN, the broncos are, even with Jarious Jackson, twice the team the Chiefs are. (maybe even like 2.3 or 2.4 times better now that Jarious is a star player in Europe)

Anyway, it is good to be back.

BTW, mile high - are you going to change your name to "the diaphragm"?

BroncoFan
~hoping gaz didn't drink all the tequila rose.

kcred
07-11-2001, 05:23 PM
Welcome back old horseheaded one. Speaking of diaphragms, Denver is the only place I know, where the p*ssies are inside of it, instead of outside. Again welcome back.

Bob Dole
07-11-2001, 05:27 PM
Darts? Darts, anyone?

BroncoFan
07-11-2001, 05:27 PM
By the way, I like the new bulletin board. Very improved, well done.

Iowanian
07-11-2001, 05:31 PM
welcome back.

I guess it shouldn't be too easy for you to come here talking smack...Although My beloved Chiefs weren't too great over the past couple of years...I can with Jubilation say that 4 of those all too few wins have been at the expense of your Mighty Donkeys.

Jarious Jackson wasn't even enough to lead your diaphram boys to victory as I watched the mighty Chiefs put a cold day whoopn' on the Pile High Donks. :D

KCTitus
07-11-2001, 05:35 PM
Oh this is going to be fun...

I guess you have recovered from the a$$ whippings the pathetic Chiefs laid on your precious 11-5 team. Per NFL Policy, however, it's nice to see your patty cake schedule still in tact.

Talk it up bronco boy...maybe you'll be running like a whipped puppy by October again this year.

BroncoFan
07-11-2001, 05:35 PM
BroncoFan thinks that BroncoFan should practice more and drink less (although it does make the pizza taste better)

BroncoFan
07-11-2001, 05:45 PM
Titus,

Still have that hard drive full of material? I know that the stuff from last season isn't worth much right now (Broncos kickin *** and all), but don't despair, I might be wrong one of these days, and it will be up to you to catch me when it happens, and make me pay for it.

If you ever catch yourself wondering what your worth, remember that recording my posts alone gives you a place and purpose

Bob Dole
07-11-2001, 05:47 PM
Guinness? Guinness, anyone?

BroncoFan
07-11-2001, 05:49 PM
Iowanian,

you seem kind of laid back, even kind of cool. Do the potty mouth, crank tirades only begin after the Chiefs start to tear down your fragile ego?

KCTitus
07-11-2001, 05:50 PM
BF: actually I dont. Since you fail to understand words any higher than the first grade level, I'll try to keep this simple.

I never kept the stuff, It was here on the bb, all I had to do was scroll back and get it.

You were wrong more than you were right, so that someday has come and gone.

At least now, you have another season to drop your pants and show the world your a$$ and look the fool.

Dont be mad at me, little man, I didnt force you to act like a moron.--It came naturally.

Have a nice day.

Warrior5
07-11-2001, 05:52 PM
I guess it's good to see you back here, but don't get too trollish or the recipes will start to fly.
Ditto what Iowanian said. What a great game: snow in the stands, Richardson running rampant all over the Donks, and Arrowhead rocking to the chant of "Donkeys Suck!". As much as he may have wanted to try, Romanowski didn't have enough spit to hit 78000 people.
Congrats on the 11-5 season...better cherish it.

Bob Dole
07-11-2001, 05:54 PM
Damnit, Titus. You used 13 words of more than one syllable...

Iowanian
07-11-2001, 05:58 PM
My Ego is just fine....and strong like bull.

I generally try to avoid the potty mouth tirades until some genital head calls me out, or pushes the right button when I'm having a stressful day.....maybe I've just figured this "game" out a little more in the last year.

I don't mind and even enjoy a little good smack...but I don't mind giving it back either....hell sometimes I'll just pick a fight because I'm bored. Its kind of nice to have someone new to bicker with anyway.

gotta finish preparing for a speech tomorrow..

~welcome back I guess

BroncoFan
07-11-2001, 06:01 PM
Titus,

Mad at you? You keep my thoughts on your hard drive. I wish I could see the folder name (maybe broncofans_posts, or bronco_posts, or iamsomadatthatbroncofans_posts, or idontlikebroncofan_posts) or maybe you just keep them right on your desktop! Do you save the posts individually with discriptive names (for easy reference), or do you just append a new post on the same file?

Titus, you immortalized me. YOU POST FOR ME! I owe you.

Chiefs Pantalones
07-11-2001, 06:04 PM
BroncoFan,

Triumph? You call an 11-5 season, triumph? The only time you can call a season a triumph is when you go to and win the Super Bowl, IMO.

CG

everything else is unacceptable

Bob Dole
07-11-2001, 06:07 PM
Bob Dole thinks that perhaps BF is the GannonStalker.

The timing seems a tad bit too coincidental...

No...wait. BF only has 2 functional brain cells. (Okay. 3 if you count an erection as a voluntary bodily function.)

Chiefs Pantalones
07-11-2001, 06:09 PM
Bob,

LOL! :D

BroncoFan
07-11-2001, 06:10 PM
Cody Goldizen,

first of all, who the hell are you?

second, let me try and put it into perspective. If the Chiefs manage to maintain their 7-9 record this season, consider it a triumph. If the Chiefs manage to avoid becoming the doormat of the afc, consider that a triumph, if you can hold year head high when you leave arrowhead stadium TWICE this year, TRIUMPH! See, even the Chiefs can have success this season, it is just a question of scale.

BIG_DADDY
07-11-2001, 06:14 PM
The sensitive one has returned. Oh brother

Warrior5
07-11-2001, 06:14 PM
If Titus does have folders for you, they're probably labelled:

Donkeytroll_posts
ChokerDaddy_posts
JasonErnzen_posts

Chiefs Pantalones
07-11-2001, 06:14 PM
BroncoFan,

"who the hell are you?"


Well, I'm not gay, so sorry.

CG

:D

Bob Dole
07-11-2001, 06:15 PM
Damnit, BF. Don't make Bob Dole post your picture again!

How is that acne medication working out for you, anyway?

BroncoFan
07-11-2001, 07:30 PM
Bob,

Off to have some beer. Should be able to destroy those remaining brain cells as well as my erection.

Big Daddy,

Still have that gambling problem?

KCWolfman
07-11-2001, 08:24 PM
Probably, even when they are down, the Chiefs are easy to kick

Does anyone else remember a bronco kicking us while we were down last year?

Count on a donko to forget his word... after all, when your own QB refuses to follow draft rules and your own owner hires less than admirable staff after lecturing the rest of the league for doing so, and after one of your own players would sell his own wife down the river so that he wouldnt get in trouble, what do you expect?

Mi_chief_fan
07-11-2001, 09:03 PM
Good old BroncoFool, keeping us entertained. Ahhhhh, yes!. I know i'm in the minority, but I like having people like you & Packfool(who some claim is you're illigitimate half brother) to help us control our aggression.

Welcome back. Feel free to leave anytime, don't let the door hit you're a$$ on the way out.

tommykat
07-12-2001, 12:58 AM
OK....you are welcomed back......BUT........a question???
Talk about the A** whipping....are you going to put a doughnut in front of Chester to get him to do anything for you all??:D :D
You should know that is what it will take to make the man work..LOL:p :D

Mark M
07-12-2001, 07:11 AM
So, DonkeyBoy, they finally let you place the keyboard next to the fry-vat, eh?

I think the Senator gives you too much credit ... you know, calling that little thing you have an "erection." Most people call those goose bumps.

MM
~~Looking for that ignore feature ...

Gaz
07-12-2001, 07:47 AM
I am shocked and disappointed in our BB Administrators.

They are allowing an obvious fake to post under BroncoFan's name. Come on, guys. Get your act together. BroncoFan left a long time ago, vowing not to post on this BB again.

It stains BroncoFan's name to allow this pretender to post here. It implies, no it implicitly states, that BroncoFan is untrustworthy and a hypocrite and we all know the quality of the real BroncoFan's timber.

I for one am insulted that you allow this travesty to continue.

I expect that our Administrators will correct this shameful situation ASAP.

xoxo~
Gaz
Hopes the real BroncoFan doesn't see this.

Alton deFlat
07-12-2001, 07:50 AM
Geez guys, give the schmuk a break. He's probably just pissed off because K-Mart is starting to put school supplies back on the shelves, and he's taking it out on us.

Hey BF, don't forget to have your mommy pick up a new lunchbox for you this year. I hear the Backstreet Boys have a really nice one out this year. I'm sure last years is all beat up from you stomping on it, each time the Chiefs kicked your Bronco's butt.

58Forever
07-12-2001, 09:36 AM
like a bad case of diarrhea, it keeps coming back...

to qoute Sgt. Hartman from "Full Metal Jacket"

"...did your mama have any kids that lived?" and my favorite...

"it looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama' arse..."

Mark M
07-12-2001, 10:04 AM
Here we can all see BroncoFan with his best buddy in the world ... BroncoRob (BF is in back, BR is in front protecting his "back").

Enjoy ...

http://64.65.47.83/mulletpix/classifications/IX/hickssm.jpg

MM
~~Could do this all day.

BroncoFan
07-12-2001, 10:06 AM
tommykat,

Yes, the Chiefs found a way to **** us in the off season by sending us that fat D lineman. Although I am convinced that the damage that Robinson and Crockett do will be of the more permanent nature. Dumbass chiefs just went and hired the architect of one of the worst defenses in the league, as well as a a corner that is always a step behind these days. I know, you stuck us good when you sent dale carter our way as well (dumb shani), but at least that idiot didn't pass his drug test and only had a chance to ruin a single season. No, the Chiefs have Crockett and Robinson for the long haul. And you can't help but admit that hurts bad, even before the season starts. Watching your D play during the season will be salt in an already open wound.



Gaz,

Yes, it is the one and only. No imposter. If your looking for authentication, I know that your wife's teeth are crooked, you take bubble baths (fun), and that you frequently drink a case of tequila rose and post drunk. In addition, you have been pretty down on the chiefs for the last 2 seasons (with good reason).



58Forever,

I have been worried about you. I thought that maybe after the way the Chiefs tanked the second half of the season you might off yourself. You always seemed to take those Chief beatings so personally. In fact, because of you, I will try to keep the smack to a good natured minimum. Just call it my contribution to your delicate equilibrium. Don't want anyone to wind up hurt or institutionalized because of a game.

Mark M
07-12-2001, 10:15 AM
Don't want anyone to wind up hurt or institutionalized because of a game.

Instead, we can go running and crying with our tails between our legs to our mommies like you did after the Chiefs punked your Donkeys for the fourth time in a row. Why did you come back, anyway?

And I'm sorry about the pic. It really wasn't fair of me ... I should've posted all of your pics, like this one of your "girl"friend:

http://64.65.47.83/mulletpix/classifications/III/transimullet.jpg

MM
~~Troll hunting.

Mile High Mania
07-12-2001, 10:16 AM
Wow... you would think that with another year of presumed "maturity" under your belt that you would have grown up and been able to play nice with the others in the sandbox.

I guess the success of last season and the offseason moves have stopped you from jumping bandwagons over to Baltimore. Dammit!! I guess I'll have to dodge the slings and arrows of outrageous crap that you'll soon have heading the way of every other true Broncos' fan.

Success brings idiots, so I should prepare myself for more like you... Actually, guys like BF make it easier for the real fans in enemy territory like this BB. So, I guess I should thank you.

Question for the group... is this guy Ernzen or Vance Johnson? It's tough to keep track of all the jackasses. Now, there's an instance when 'jackass' can be related to a 'Bronco Fan'.

Sheesh...

Warrior5
07-12-2001, 10:41 AM
He's got to be Vance. Ernzen was actually funny and amusing to slap around, but he knew when to call it quits.
Don't worry: I won't stereotype you because of him. You're a class act. Obviously Donkeyboy knows this or he wouldn't sling smaque at you.

By the way, I <B>LOATHE</B> your team.

Phobia
07-12-2001, 10:43 AM
Brad,

Welcome back - long time.

No, BF isn't any of the kc.com regulars. He's an ex-co-worker of our board owner, Kyle. I once tried to track his IP addy and discovered that Kyle and he were posting from the same company. Kyle admitted that he "knew" the guy and actually said that besides that whole orange & blue crap, that he's a pretty stand up guy.

But, we all know that's not possible. Thanks for coming back to spice things up BroncoFan. I know everyone missed you.... cough cough

Lightning Rod
07-12-2001, 10:46 AM
That was two Mc-Ribs, an order of fries and a large coke,

Just wanted to feel at home

bishop_74
07-12-2001, 10:47 AM
Holy crap!!! He lives in Austin too, I forgot about that. Yeah, I remember when that Bronco band wagon rolled through here after the SB. All I saw was blue and orange for 2 years.

Mark M
07-12-2001, 10:53 AM
he's a pretty stand up guy

That's funny ... one would think a guy like BF would spend most of his time on his knees. :confused:

MM
~~Not stopping anytime soon.

58Forever
07-12-2001, 01:08 PM
It's called passion for the game and for the Chiefs...whether they are 1-15 or 15 and 1...every loss hurts the same...unlike some Bronco fans who started this thread, we Chiefs fans stay on the bandwagon through all kinds of weather...

BroncoFan
07-12-2001, 03:03 PM
You chief fans (including mile high) are such a sorry bunch. I was here (on the bandwagon) making fun of your team and talking the Broncos up after we were 6-10, and I am doing the same thing after an 11-5 season. If my commitment to the Broncos is all you can come up with, go ahead, say I am on the wagon. Fortunately, the chiefs give me plenty of material to work with. You probably won't catch me calling anyone here a bandwagon fan, but you will find me making fun of how crappy the chiefs are.

I was here last year to listen to your half a$$ abuse last season when the chiefs beat the broncos twice. I was even here when you were crooning about a playoff run and division title after your bada$$ win against the Rams. The fact that the chiefs sucked so bad last year (true to form) made it hillarious. It did lose some of its flavor once reality started to set in, and the chiefs started to play so bad that once again, all of you looked like idiots.

This year lets do it different. Why don't some of you learn from your experience and admit to yourselfs right now that the Chiefs will once again dissapoint everyone of you, and that once again, the Broncos will make a great run that will give us broncos fans a playoff run as well as a shot at the championship. (except for mile high, he will be to "realistic & objective". Fortunately for him, when the Broncos lose he will always be able to say I told you so.)

Who knows maybe the chiefs will get a shot at the Broncos with Gus running the show again. You can always hope.

Mile High Mania
07-12-2001, 05:27 PM
I totally agree with your remark about me being "realistic and objective"... that's the first accurate remark you've made on the BB.

See, you appear to be one of those fans that despite how long you've actually cheered for the team, you will say they are SuperBowl bound until the very end. Then, if and when that team does lose ... you vanish, until the next season when the slate is clean you decide to rear your ugly head.

I agree that the Chiefs sucked last year (it's obvious and you don't have to be an a$$ and hammer into every other sentence). Make a point and move on.

Also, if my posts upset you, think of something other than calling me a Chiefs fan. Use your noodle and get creative.

Warrior5
07-12-2001, 08:17 PM
See if Donkeyfan has a website.

bishop_74
07-12-2001, 08:54 PM
C'mon dude, don't get mad, I am just giving it back, just like you will keep dishing it out. It's all in good fun. :)

philfree
07-12-2001, 10:44 PM
You were here before? Gee I never noticed.

PhilFree :cool:

Frazod
07-13-2001, 12:46 AM
Nice to see the Planet's equivalent to herpes has flared up again. I assume the multiple pages of this thread contain lots of fun abuse - I'll have to check it out later - too late at night for that crap now.

However, BF (and "BF" could very appropriately stand for something else), I would remind you that your glorious douchebags are 0-4 against the lowly Chiefs lately. I doubt if you have the attention span to remember, but I was at the last game in December. Front row seats right behind your loser-a$$ Broncos' bench. It was beautiful. If you'd like a blow-by-blow rehash of this magnificent day, I'd be more than happy to oblige. :D

Yeah, you made the playoffs. Made a damned quick exit, too, as I recall. I guess you couldn't ship enough thin air and cooking spray into Baltimore. What a pity.

Take you BS to a Raider board. You own them, but we own you.

And if we suck so bad, yet consistently kick your a$$, what does that say for Denver?

And one more point - just because your teams wins, it doesn't change the fact that you are a loser.

Have a nice day, idiot.

TEX
07-13-2001, 12:49 AM
Welcome back!
Lets hope that you bring your boys the SAME kind of luck as last year. Hmmmm let's see now, haven't the CHIEFS SWEPT the Donx the PAST 2 YEARS? Plenty of room to fire SMACK BACK at you :D

I really don't understand your quote, "The fact that the chiefs sucked so bad last year (true to form) made it hillarious."
So then how did it feel to be SWEPT AGAIN by a team that sucked? :cool:

Rausch
07-13-2001, 12:53 AM
Preseason MUST be just around the corner, and man am I glad...



There wasn't enough "meat" to go around in the offseason and we were starting to look like the BB version of "Alive." Eating our own so to speak.


Brad,

always nice to have a broco fan around to blemish my name and throw total confusion into an otherwise good argument...:D

The Bad Guy
07-13-2001, 01:06 AM
Bronco fan spews:

Fortunately, the chiefs give me plenty of material to work with. You probably won't catch me calling anyone here a bandwagon fan, but you will find me making fun of how crappy the chiefs are.

Take smack from this goof with a grain of salt. He can talk his Broncos up and down, but the fact remains inorder to slam the Chiefs it would be nice if his high and powerful Donks could beat KC.

Where I come from, you don't talk trash over your superiors. And until you can beat us, then we will remain superior over you and Shanarat.

If your making fun of us, then if I was a fan of the Broncos I would question how good I am if I have such a low opinion of the Chiefs. Obviously getting swept by a head coach who didn't know his @ss from a long t-shirt must be humiliating enough for you.

Go back to the rock you crawled out of and wait for a Bronco victory over the Chiefs. When that day comes then I will acknowledge your existance, until then as The Weakest Link lady says:

"GOODBYE"

Bwana
07-13-2001, 09:44 AM
"but I am assuming that you have all recovered from the *** wooppin your chiefs handed all of you last season"

One word.........SWEEP

California Injun
07-13-2001, 10:11 AM
"....after last season I did PROMISE I would not post here anymore."

I guess your Mommy went out and bought you another ball to play with, eh?

Ever get tired of the bullies giving you Murphy's and stealing your toys? (i.e. idiot Gunther outcoaching The Rat?)

Enjoy bouncing your new ball the next 3-4 months but eventually you'll have it taken from you AGAIN (sweep). Until that time, make sure Mommy is prepared to give you plenty of hugs and has a tissue to wipe your tears.

(Oh, and thanks for the new ball.....)

KCGannonStalker
07-13-2001, 10:38 AM
I found BF's web site, but all he had was this picture...

<img src="http://www.troll.it/viaggio/cat_gr_d/317c.JPG">