View Full Version : NFBT: Final meals ... what would yours be?

Mark M
07-16-2001, 08:27 AM
Got this url sent to me by a friend, and it's started quite a discussion here at work:


Some of these guys order enough food for a week ... and lots of requests for cheeseburgers and pizza (and cigarettes, but they're not allowed). We all started discussing at work what our last meals would be. Mine (considering you can obviously get as much as you want)?

14 oz. ribeye steak (med. rare), lobster tail, twice-baked potato, salad with ranch dressing, corn on the cob, a bowl of my wife's chili (and she can make it as hot as she wants it this time), 2-liter of Pepsi (since they don't allow beer :( ), apple cobbler and a cherry pie (both with ice cream), and an assortment of the X-mas candy my mom makes.

That should provide enough heartburn and acid reflux to last me an eternity. :D

What would yours be?

~~Hopes he never has to order from the Texas Dept. of Corrections menu.

07-16-2001, 09:09 AM
lots of corn on the cob...wash it down w/lots of apple cider.
~would like to make one last statement after i get the axe...

07-16-2001, 09:37 AM
I feel like apervert for saying this but my last meal would have to be a female body part......No one never said it had to be actual food.

07-16-2001, 09:53 AM
Hmmm, I'd have to get some Australian Lobster, Filet, Iowa Corn on the Cob, Premium Pork Tenderloin, a bottle of Cristal (even though they don't "allow" it), and finish it all off with some strawberry/rhubarb pie (Mom's best) ala mode.

07-16-2001, 10:00 AM
Double cut rib-eye steak cooked black and blue, with pan fried jalepeno's. Garlic mashed potatoes. A big boat of fresh sashimi. Apple juice and water. ( would really like some wine ) Cheese cake and cookie dough ice cream.

Baby Lee
07-16-2001, 10:01 AM
my last meal would have to be a female body part...

Well now your BBS name makes a lot more sense.

Lightning Rod
07-16-2001, 10:01 AM
With Cooter on this one..:)

Ah guys let-em have a smoke. Ya worried he's gonna get cancer or something?

07-16-2001, 10:03 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. That Lobster tail is looking pretty good. You think they would allow me to have that too.

07-16-2001, 11:06 AM

Lots and lots of beans.

Trying to take a few of the bastards with him.

Rick Stephens
07-16-2001, 11:08 AM
A top sirloin steak (medium well), a baked potato, a piece of garllic bread and plenty of boiled shrimp (spicy). I would wash that down with a 2 liter bottle of Pepsi. And would top that off with some chocolate chip mint ice cream.

07-16-2001, 11:15 AM
seclark and Gaz,

They stick a barbed cork up your butt these days before delivering the coup de grâce.

Seclark - your out luck.

Gaz - enough beans and you just may take a bastard or two with you. I've seen corks coming out of champagne bottles that could lay a hurting on someone. Same principle.

07-16-2001, 11:32 AM
A dozen witnesses to the execution of Gaz [the notorious “Slide Rule Slayer”] were injured today by an explosion and resulting fire. Survivors claim that Gaz was red-faced and grimacing as he was strapped into “Old Sparky” and several were touched to see such remorse on his face.

Then the switch was thrown and a huge fireball enveloped Gaz and “Old Sparky.” The prison guards next to the chair were vaporized. The resulting pressure wave blew out the glass screen and sprayed bystanders with shards of red hot glass. The survivors were rushed to a nearby hospital. Warden Screwloose died from complications during emergency surgery to remove a cork from his brain.

Eight hours later, the fire department declared the 5-alarm blaze “controlled.”

An investigation is underway.

Remembers that revenge is a dish best eaten cold.

07-16-2001, 11:33 AM
Mine would have to be two things:

1. Jerry's pizza ~ half pepperoni and sausage and half black olive, hamburger and onion and

2. Tastee's with onion chips and dip (also known as maid-rites)

Gettin hungry now

Rick Stephens
07-16-2001, 12:24 PM
Gaz, I can't wait to see the film at 11:00:D

07-16-2001, 01:06 PM
I'm having chili and scrambled egg burritos with tobasco sauce with a box of a bottle of that ?magnesium-sulfate? whatever it is they give you before surgery.....somebody would at least have a mess to clean up after I leave....

Lord have mercy on the guys who try to put a cork in my butt while I'm alive.....I'm going down fightin!!!!


Homegrown Angus T-Bone grilled medium rare, baked potato, mom's lasania, corn on the cob and pumpkin pie with a gallon of sun tea.....and red jello.....there's always room for jello ;)

may try that 'gallon of milk in an hour' thing.

~how about an O'Doules?

Rain Man
07-16-2001, 06:38 PM
A few random comments before I give my menu.

1. The beans response should go into the posting Hall of Fame.

2. I agree - let 'em have some cigarettes if they want them. They'll be emitting second-hand smoke soon anyway.

3. Ordering a steak medium well is a bit redundant if you're about to get the chair. You should be proactive and order it medium rare.

Back to business. I'd order:

Barbecued ribs (yeah, yeah, see #3 above).
Baked potato with lots of butter
Broccoli and cheese
Homemade rolls with lots of butter
A&W Root Beer
Lemon meringue pie for dessert

or maybe just a really good deep-dish pizza.

Chiefs Pantalones
07-16-2001, 07:32 PM
Anna Kournakova(sp?)


a doubles Championship...she finally won:D