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L.A. Chieffan
12-14-2007, 09:28 PM
Have a holly-jolly Christmas....DON'T TOUCH THE WATCH

QuikSsurfer
12-14-2007, 09:29 PM
is that ivana trump?

L.A. Chieffan
12-14-2007, 09:31 PM
is that ivana trump?

Jesus surfer, why would Ivana Trump be at chiefsplanet?

Count Zarth
12-14-2007, 09:33 PM
Kiss me you fool.

L.A. Chieffan
12-14-2007, 09:34 PM
Kiss me you fool.

Goatse you're a tumbling tumbling dickweed...

elvomito
12-14-2007, 09:38 PM
Patrick, why is he calling you Marcus?

Count Zarth
12-14-2007, 09:38 PM
*french kisses LA Chieffan so passionately his body spontaneously combusts*

L.A. Chieffan
12-14-2007, 09:39 PM
*french kisses LA Chieffan so passionately his body spontaneously combusts*

I want you to clean your vagina.

elvomito
12-14-2007, 09:40 PM
I want you to clean your vagina.
don't just stare at her asshole, eat it!

L.A. Chieffan
12-14-2007, 09:41 PM
don't just stare at her asshole, eat it!

Do you like Phil Collins?

Count Zarth
12-14-2007, 09:42 PM
I want you to clean your vagina.

THAT BOY IS A P-I-G PIG!

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L.A. Chieffan
12-14-2007, 09:45 PM
THAT BOY IS A P-I-G PIG!

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Hey, I'm a child of divorce, gimme a break!

elvomito
12-14-2007, 09:46 PM
Listen, the mud soup and charcoal arugula...are outrageous here.

Simply Red
12-14-2007, 09:47 PM
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L.A. Chieffan
12-14-2007, 09:47 PM
Listen, the mud soup and charcoal arugula...are outrageous here.

Your compliment was sufficient, elvomito

L.A. Chieffan
12-14-2007, 09:48 PM
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Get a goddamn job, simply!

elvomito
12-14-2007, 09:51 PM
Your compliment was sufficient, elvomito
Thanks so much for looking after Courtney.
Dorsia, how impressive! How on earth did you get a
reservation there?

L.A. Chieffan
12-14-2007, 09:53 PM
Thanks so much for looking after Courtney.
Dorsia, how impressive! How on earth did you get a
reservation there?

They don't have a good bathroom to do coke in.

Simply Red
12-14-2007, 09:57 PM
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QuikSsurfer
12-14-2007, 10:06 PM
Do you like Phil Collins?
You have a Whitney Houston album? More than one?

elvomito
12-14-2007, 10:07 PM
I want you to clean your vagina.No can do. Got a res at eight-thirty at Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche.

QuikSsurfer
12-14-2007, 10:07 PM
No can do. Got a res at eight-thirty at Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche.
You didn't give a name..

L.A. Chieffan
12-14-2007, 10:09 PM
I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape, but surfer and elvomito, keeps buzzing in my ear.

blueballs
12-15-2007, 02:03 AM
someone has been dumpster diving
at some MLB lockerroom

Ari ümlaüt
12-15-2007, 02:26 AM
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Simply Red
12-08-2008, 10:03 PM
Stop acting so fucking sad, L.A. Chieffan.

Saulbadguy
12-09-2008, 05:34 AM
I see they've omitted the pork loin with lime jello.

Kerberos
12-09-2008, 08:29 AM
Where have all the good times gone?

Saulbadguy
12-09-2008, 08:45 AM
You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and play around in your blood.

Simply Red
12-09-2008, 09:04 AM
You're a ****ing ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and play around in your blood.

Saul, how thought provoking.

Simply Red
12-09-2008, 09:05 AM
Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiccce overnight bag!

Saulbadguy
12-09-2008, 09:32 AM
No. Put it in the carton.

L.A. Chieffan
12-09-2008, 09:37 AM
Another Egg Nog Saul?

Saulbadguy
12-09-2008, 09:39 AM
Another Egg Nog Saul?

Why are there copy of the styles section on the floor?

Simply Red
12-09-2008, 09:52 AM
Come on guys, let's be realistic here,
A good personality consists of a christmas elf with a little hard body, who will satisfy all sexual demands without being too slutty about things, and who essentially will keep her dumb fucking elf mouth shut.

Simply Red
12-09-2008, 09:57 AM
By the way, L.A. Chieffan, that's a very expensive Cinnamon Spiced Cider you're NOT drinking.

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-09-2008, 10:34 AM
If you're so hungry Saulbadguy, why don't you get a job?

L.A. Chieffan
12-22-2009, 12:44 AM
sorry gc. this xmas thread thinks your xmas thread could look better....thinner

Simply Red
12-22-2009, 12:47 AM
sorry gc. this xmas thread thinks your xmas thread could look better....thinner

Don't touch the watch!

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-22-2009, 12:51 AM
What are you going to do, Simply Red, make him some potato pancakes, some latkes?

Simply Red
12-22-2009, 12:51 AM
No, I want to know, L.A. Chieffan! I came here for the Chiefs talk and
crawfish gumbo, which is after all the only excuse one
could have for being in this thread, which is by the
way, almost completely fucking empty.

L.A. Chieffan
12-22-2009, 12:52 AM
fucking beehive of activity this whole site has been lately

T-post Tom
12-22-2009, 12:53 AM
No can do. Got a res at eight-thirty at Dorsia. Great sea urchin ceviche.

Ask for inamona on the side.

Simply Red
12-22-2009, 12:56 AM
I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my balls and have kirstie tynes lick it off.

L.A. Chieffan
12-22-2009, 12:56 AM
Ask for inamona on the side.

t-post, do you own a dog? a little chow or something?

Simply Red
12-22-2009, 12:57 AM
though, i'd go over 12% for that.

L.A. Chieffan
12-22-2009, 12:57 AM
I want to get high off this, not sprinkle it on my balls and have kirstie tynes lick it off.

mmm kirstie, GREAT ASS

T-post Tom
12-22-2009, 12:57 AM
I want you to clean your vagina.

http://www.wikihow.com/Wash-Your-Vagina

L.A. Chieffan
12-22-2009, 12:59 AM
http://www.wikihow.com/Wash-Your-Vagina

How'da nitwit like you get so tasteful?

L.A. Chieffan
12-22-2009, 01:00 AM
What are you going to do, Simply Red, make him some potato pancakes, some latkes?

i cant believe hamas prefers sr's post over mine

T-post Tom
12-22-2009, 01:01 AM
t-post, do you own a dog? a little chow or something?


la chieffan, do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

L.A. Chieffan
12-22-2009, 01:02 AM
la chieffan, do you like Huey Lewis and the news?

too black sounding. i prefer alvin and the chimpunks christmas carols w/ chainsaws

Simply Red
12-22-2009, 01:03 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afMoI_SXlfw

Simply Red
12-22-2009, 01:06 AM
too black sounding. i prefer alvin and the chimpunks christmas carols w/ chainsaws

Did...... You.... Know?

I think T-Post Tom is part of that whole 'Yale-thing?'

T-post Tom
12-22-2009, 01:06 AM
How'da nitwit like you get so tasteful?

http://rlv.zcache.com/american_psycho_pierce_pierce_tshirt-p235520086555947587yfov_400.jpg

T-post Tom
12-22-2009, 01:07 AM
Did...... You.... Know?

I think T-Post Tom is part of that whole 'Yale-thing?'


Ummm...I've never done cocaine.

Simply Red
12-22-2009, 01:09 AM
http://rlv.zcache.com/american_psycho_pierce_pierce_tshirt-p235520086555947587yfov_400.jpg

i own that in 'bone', actually, no joke, bought it online, i have a few of them. Big fan.

Is that Erin Andrew's sphincter?

Simply Red
12-22-2009, 01:11 AM
Ummm...I've never done cocaine.

no, meaning you were wondering what Saint Nick's head would like on a shttttick! that 'Yale thing'

T-post Tom
12-22-2009, 01:14 AM
no, meaning you were wondering what Saint Nick's head would like on a shttttick! that 'Yale thing'


And Red, you'll wanna change before we go out.

Simply Red
12-22-2009, 01:19 AM
What are you going to do, Simply Red, make him some potato pancakes, some latkes?

I've seen that Black rat-bastard in green 'Bird Flights' in his office, spinning a ****ing tri-colored harlem globetrotter basketball.

Simply Red
12-22-2009, 01:20 AM
And Red, you'll wanna change before we go out.

Valentino Couture?

T-post Tom
12-22-2009, 01:25 AM
Valentino Couture?

Nice tie. How the hell are you?

Simply Red
12-22-2009, 08:02 AM
So, what's the topic of discussion?

Simply Red
12-24-2011, 12:16 AM
So, what's the topic of discussion?

88TG88
12-24-2011, 12:18 AM
why the fence in yo sig ?

Thig Lyfe
12-24-2011, 12:18 AM
So, what's the topic of discussion?

listopencil
12-24-2011, 12:19 AM
Just what the fuck is going on in here, exactly? Never mind. I'm out.

L.A. Chieffan
12-24-2011, 12:19 AM
I don't want you to get drunk sr, but thats a very fine eggnog you're not drinking

88TG88
12-24-2011, 12:24 AM
wish a nigga would
like a tree in this bitch

Simply Red
12-24-2011, 12:32 AM
I don't want you to get drunk sr, but thats a very fine eggnog you're not drinking

Craig McDermott called. Wants to meet you, David Van Patten and Tim Bryce at Harry's

Simply Red
12-24-2011, 12:35 AM
I'm fucking serious. It's fucking over, us. This is no joke.

Simply Red
12-24-2011, 12:37 AM
sorry to break this to you around Christmas, LA Chieffan, I'm, uh, sorry. I just, uh--

You're not terribly important to me.

Thig Lyfe
12-24-2011, 12:46 AM
So, what's the topic of discussion?

Simply Red
12-24-2011, 12:57 AM
SportsRacer, Do you know what Robert Burdella said about women?

Saulbadguy
12-24-2011, 07:50 AM
Great sea urchin ceviche.

QuikSsurfer
12-24-2011, 08:32 AM
Did you know that Whitney Houston had 7 number 1 hit singles off her debut? Did you know that, Christie?

L.A. Chieffan
12-24-2011, 11:39 PM
Stop scowling sr,,what does mr. Grinch want for Christmas?

teedubya
12-24-2011, 11:44 PM
I have all the characteristics of a human being- flesh, blood, skin, hair-but not a single clear, identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside me and I don't know why.

bevischief
12-25-2011, 05:18 AM
Stop scowling sr,,what does mr. Grinch want for Christmas?

A bj.

bevischief
12-25-2011, 05:19 AM
I have all the characteristics of a human being- flesh, blood, skin, hair-but not a single clear, identifiable emotion except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside me and I don't know why.

So your are a Chiefs fan?