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Douche Baggins
12-15-2007, 06:46 PM
Pick one upgrade to your pathetic self.

luv
12-15-2007, 06:50 PM
Tom Cruise has talent? What is it? Smiling?

Out of the items listed, I guess I'll have to go with Al.

Mecca
12-15-2007, 06:51 PM
Uh I already got that Peter North one checked and I don't want to be a midget like Tom Cruise...I think I'll go with Bo Jackson.

UteChief
12-15-2007, 06:52 PM
I went with Bo but then I remember how often the dude was injured. By then the page updated with my vote.

JohninGpt
12-15-2007, 06:58 PM
I make a comfortable living, I'm happy with my current intelligence level, and I have two good hips. I'm also happily married, but I went with the big thingy so I could be even more happily married.

blueballs
12-15-2007, 07:05 PM
Bill Gates' money

rtmike
12-15-2007, 07:29 PM
Option 5: Nothing too extravagant...a pair of legs that worked.

Phobia
12-15-2007, 07:32 PM
Option 5: Nothing too extravagant...a pair of legs that worked.

Wish I could help you out, Mike. Any hope for on down the road? Aren't you the guy in the RTV accident at the dunes?

JBucc
12-15-2007, 07:36 PM
Bo. That guy will be remembered forever. The rest are just a flash in the pan.

KcMizzou
12-15-2007, 07:40 PM
Bo. That guy will be remembered forever. The rest are just a flash in the pan.LMAO

Einstein was a "flash in the pan".

JohninGpt
12-15-2007, 07:40 PM
Wish I could help you out, Mike. Any hope for on down the road? Aren't you the guy in the RTV accident at the dunes?
No $hit dude, I wish I could help. I have what I consider to be a major disability, but all of my mechanics work, the controller just malfunctions occasionally.

JohninGpt
12-15-2007, 07:41 PM
LMAO

Einstein was a "flash in the pan".
His theories wound up as a "flash in Japan"?

JBucc
12-15-2007, 07:42 PM
LMAO

Einstein was a "flash in the pan".
Who?

Bill Parcells
12-15-2007, 07:54 PM
Where is the ''Clayton Wendler Bowel Movement'' option?

Phobia
12-15-2007, 07:54 PM
I voted for the Einstein option. I could really find some use for the extra 2 or 3 IQ points gained, I'm sure.

Douche Baggins
12-15-2007, 07:56 PM
Where is the ''Clayton Wendler Bowel Movement'' option?

My turds are pretty epic from time to time. I thank you for your excremental reverence.

Which, coincidentally, would be a great name for a rock band.

Cochise
12-15-2007, 08:37 PM
Of all those people I think I would pick being the big ticket actor. I mean, what would you work, one, two months out of the year? Richer than all the others, longer career than all the others.

Heck there are people as smart as Einstein out there on food stamps.

BigVE
12-15-2007, 08:41 PM
Heck there are people as smart as Einstein out there on food stamps.


I've seen 'em!! Those are the ones with 5 kids, NO JOB and drive a nicer car and live in a new house based on their "income". Genius for sure.

FAX
12-15-2007, 09:31 PM
LMAO

Einstein was a "flash in the pan".

It appears that way, Mr. KcMizzou. The latest discoveries in quantum mechanics seem to be demonstrating that old Al was just guessing.

It's sad, too. For a while there, Al really thought he was on to something.

FAX

DaKCMan AP
12-15-2007, 10:05 PM
I'm perfect.

DaKCMan AP
12-15-2007, 10:06 PM
I'm perfect.

and humble

Douche Baggins
12-15-2007, 10:13 PM
And you have dashing good looks.

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-15-2007, 10:13 PM
I'd settle for North's ejaculatory prowess.

Bowser
12-15-2007, 10:20 PM
I'd settle for North's ejaculatory prowess.

The first porn I ever saw was with Christy Canyon and Peter North. I would have sworn North hadn't gotten laid in at least seven months prior to that movie, judging on the eight minute orgasm he delivered. I felt sorry for him for a minute, then came to the conclusion that we would likely all blow loads of that size if we were ever to be with Christy Canyon.

And I think I have to go with Cochise on this question.

Cochise
12-15-2007, 10:40 PM
The first porn I ever saw was with Christy Canyon...

I'm not familiar with her "work", but I have to say, if I were a female pron star I might choose a different last name.

Bowser
12-15-2007, 10:43 PM
I'm not familiar with her "work", but I have to say, if I were a female pron star I might choose a different last name.

Yeah, she has natural 36 DD's, but I agree.

Makes me think of the joke they were telling on the plane in the first Predator movie.

Mr. Laz
12-17-2007, 05:28 PM
Option 5: Nothing too extravagant...a pair of legs that worked.
wouldn't having Bo jacksons' body and athletic ability cover that?

DaKCMan AP
12-17-2007, 05:39 PM
Still perfect.