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FAX
12-15-2007, 11:31 PM
I'm going to an afternoon Christmas party tomorrow. Everyone there will be watching the game. They are all Tack fans.

God have mercy.

FAX

Disclamers: Sorry if re-post.

Chiefspants
12-15-2007, 11:32 PM
Good luck, may god be with you
godspeed my good friend

catfish307
12-15-2007, 11:34 PM
You should drink heavily during your stay.

stevieray
12-15-2007, 11:35 PM
tape mistletoe to the middle belt loop on the back of your pants..

Chiefspants
12-15-2007, 11:35 PM
All Beer Companies have made a fortune in Kansas City this season

AZORChiefFan
12-15-2007, 11:37 PM
Just throw a WWE DVD in.

QuikSsurfer
12-15-2007, 11:39 PM
LOL

JohninGpt
12-15-2007, 11:39 PM
Root for the flamers and try to blend in, if they don't realize you're a Chiefs fan you should be able to get drunk cheap.

Count Zarth
12-15-2007, 11:40 PM
If you see Carrie Underwood, tell her I'd run through traffic for her.

Bugeater
12-15-2007, 11:48 PM
Cheer for draft position FAX, then you'll blend right in.

the Talking Can
12-15-2007, 11:50 PM
ask about pacman's wrasslin' career

AZORChiefFan
12-15-2007, 11:51 PM
Say something along the lines of "So is Jimmy Hart still the head coach?"

Cochise
12-16-2007, 12:34 AM
Tack?

FAX
12-16-2007, 12:52 AM
tape mistletoe to the middle belt loop on the back of your pants..

Why didn't I think of that?

Seriously. This is going to be very bad, Mr. stevieray. Very bad, indeed.

FAX

FAX
12-16-2007, 12:54 AM
Root for the flamers and try to blend in, if they don't realize you're a Chiefs fan you should be able to get drunk cheap.

It's the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX's family holiday party, Mr. JohninGpt. They all know I'm a Chiefs fan. Every single, damnedable one of them.

FAX

Dylan
12-16-2007, 12:56 AM
http://65.18.214.134/images/smilies/candle.gif

Nzoner
12-16-2007, 12:57 AM
It's the beautiful and witty Mrs. FAX's family holiday party, Mr. JohninGpt. They all know I'm a Chiefs fan. Every single, damnedable one of them.

FAX

A buddy of mine had me a CHEFS sweatshirt made sometime back just for these kind of instances.I make fun of myself and my team before they have a chance to.

FAX
12-16-2007, 01:05 AM
Sadly, I have no CHEFS sweatshirt. No CHEFS trousers and no CHEFS hat, Mr. Nzoner.

I can see it now. At first they will be all, "Hey! Look at that! The Chiefs suck ass!!". Then, realization will set in and they will be all, "Wow. The Chiefs really are bad."

Then will come the pity. I don't know which is worse. I'll tell you this, though. The first son of a bitch who says, "Sorry about your team, man." is getting no gifts from me. None.

FAX

FAX
12-16-2007, 01:07 AM
I'm going to sleep. Hell comes early tomorrow.

FAX

RustShack
12-16-2007, 01:46 AM
You could call in sick...

ChiefsCountry
12-16-2007, 01:48 AM
Could be worst, you could be going to Arrowhead with other 30k or so and freezing our nuts off to watch it in person.

StillHonest
12-16-2007, 06:13 AM
Wear a tinfoil hat and talk occasionally about visitors....do this when its quiet and dont address anyone in particular. Stutter some as well.

They will leave you alone.

BigMeatballDave
12-16-2007, 06:25 AM
Tack?Good, I didn't wanna be the only foolish looking one to ask that...

BigMeatballDave
12-16-2007, 06:28 AM
Well, since the Chiefs are playing for draft position, they will probably **** that up and win.

Saulbadguy
12-16-2007, 06:40 AM
Good, I didn't wanna be the only foolish looking one to ask that...
Their logo has a flaming thumbtack in it.

HemiEd
12-16-2007, 07:39 AM
Tack?

Their logo is often referred to as the "flaming thumb tacks."

CupidStunt
12-16-2007, 07:51 AM
Herm Edwards?

BigMeatballDave
12-16-2007, 07:58 AM
Their logo is often referred to as the "flaming thumb tacks."
I have never heard that... :hmmm:

Simplex3
12-16-2007, 08:11 AM
Could be worst, you could be going to Arrowhead with other 30k or so and freezing our nuts off to watch it in person.
Heh. You know how everyone including me, was saying "I wouldn't go if the tickets were free" last week? My boss actually tested that theory by offering me his two tickets.

I felt kind of bad and had to apologize when I laughed.

Simplex3
12-16-2007, 08:12 AM
I have never heard that... :hmmm:
We know. It's expected. You're from Ohio.

milkman
12-16-2007, 08:16 AM
You should have asked "You know what doesn't suck?"

We all would have had a far more difficult time in finding an answer.

blueballs
12-16-2007, 09:18 AM
they're 7-6 coming off losing seasons
I really thought Mr Fax had a set

BigMeatballDave
12-16-2007, 09:26 AM
We know. It's expected. You're from Ohio.LOL 11 years here. I was born in Kansas, and grew up in Missouri. Not sure if thats helpful at all, though...

FAX
12-16-2007, 09:27 AM
With head held high, I now walk straight into the slathering maw of the beast. I shall do my best to make us proud.

FAX

Dylan
12-16-2007, 09:31 AM
With head held high, I now walk straight into the slathering maw of the beast. I shall do my best to make us proud.

FAX
Ahh... don't worry FAX, they'll be home sitting next to all of us when the time counts

Have fun!

Ari ümlaüt
12-16-2007, 09:47 AM
Hey FAX, Sorry about your team, man.

KCFalcon59
12-16-2007, 10:06 AM
I'm praying for you Mr. Fax.

FAX
12-16-2007, 05:02 PM
Well, that went about as advertised. A bunch of Nashville knuckleheads dissing the Chiefs for 6 hours - and rightfully so, I might add.

Thankfully, I was able to point out how our proud tradition remains an important part of the NFL legacy and that Vince Young once spelled the word "cat" incorrectly. That won me some points.

I was heartened by our performance up to the half which is when dinner was served and I missed most of the remainder of the game. The two INTs are very troubling - I didn't see those. Anyway, I survived the event unscathed and unbowed. It is my fervent hope, however, that we meet the Tacks in the playoffs next year and beat their asses into the dust. Thanks to all who provided moral support. May Herm poop his pants.

FAX

OnTheWarpath58
12-16-2007, 05:21 PM
tape mistletoe to the middle belt loop on the back of your pants..

OMG....

Did you actually go through with it?

Your avatar?