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penguinz
12-17-2007, 03:19 PM
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/


18 for me.



If this is a repost you can go F^ck yourself. ;)

the Talking Can
12-17-2007, 03:22 PM
eleventy billion

King_Chief_Fan
12-17-2007, 03:23 PM
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/


18 for me.



If this is a I have nothing to add you can go F^ck yourself. ;)

26 of the little darlings

SLAG
12-17-2007, 03:23 PM
I can Take 28

L.A. Chieffan
12-17-2007, 03:25 PM
26, little punks

88TG88
12-17-2007, 03:26 PM
16

Mr. Laz
12-17-2007, 03:28 PM
30

listopencil
12-17-2007, 03:29 PM
28

BIG_DADDY
12-17-2007, 03:29 PM
31

siberian khatru
12-17-2007, 03:29 PM
It said 15.

Bullshit. I bet I could take 20 easily.

Hydrae
12-17-2007, 03:31 PM
18, I am obviously much too nice. Even to 5 year old maniacs who want to steal the private jewels.

kstater
12-17-2007, 03:31 PM
It said 22, but I've gotten 30 before.

Rooster
12-17-2007, 03:31 PM
How hungry are they?

RustShack
12-17-2007, 03:34 PM
26

Valiant
12-17-2007, 03:35 PM
****ing thing is wrong.. I could take at least 200.. just grab their ankles and do the spinning hyena attack.. Have dead babies all over the place.. Stuck on pitch forks and whatnot..

Ari ümlaüt
12-17-2007, 03:35 PM
27

Fish
12-17-2007, 03:35 PM
They won't let you use chainsaws..... the poll is flawed....

Adept Havelock
12-17-2007, 03:45 PM
28.

jidar
12-17-2007, 03:53 PM
5 year olds are crafty. I would use knives just in case.

sedated
12-17-2007, 03:54 PM
31, but I think I'd be able to rape a couple in the process

BigMeatballDave
12-17-2007, 03:58 PM
10

Pestilence
12-17-2007, 03:59 PM
I can take 30 of those little bitches.

morphius
12-17-2007, 04:00 PM
21

Bwana
12-17-2007, 04:00 PM
LMAO


You could take on 33 five year old kids in a fight.

BIG_DADDY
12-17-2007, 04:02 PM
LMAO


You could take on 33 five year old kids in a fight.
You win, figures.

Ebolapox
12-17-2007, 04:03 PM
30

Bwana
12-17-2007, 04:08 PM
You win, figures. Hey, If I ever get into a jam with a gym full of blood thirsty 5 year olds, you will be the first guy I'll call. If we stay back to back, there would be some notable carnage. rochambeau

BigVE
12-17-2007, 04:12 PM
28

ClevelandBronco
12-17-2007, 04:18 PM
25.

Make me a kindergarten teacher ASAP.

JBucc
12-17-2007, 04:21 PM
All of them.

Braincase
12-17-2007, 04:24 PM
This reminds me... Cub Scouts tonight...

Bump
12-17-2007, 04:33 PM
23 for me, I bet it would have been more if I didn't selct the "this is so wrong" option

AZORChiefFan
12-17-2007, 04:33 PM
27 for me. I'd definitely curb stop a couple. Little pee pants. I'd say clever things like
"time for your nap!"
"you know what else?" - BLAMMO!!!
I'd go Andy Kauffman on their butts.

Bump
12-17-2007, 04:45 PM
well I took the "Could you survive a zombie apocalypse" survey and I'd only have a 35% chance for survival, time to buy some guns and non-perishable foods! lol

Halfcan
12-17-2007, 04:54 PM
27

unothadeal
12-17-2007, 04:55 PM
28

Iowanian
12-17-2007, 04:55 PM
The test result said 30, but I think if I had a stick, I could probably take out a few more of the booger-eater Americans.

Halfcan
12-17-2007, 05:09 PM
The test result said 30, but I think if I had a stick, I could probably take out a few more of the booger-eater Americans.

Are you sure you took the right test-not the Gay Encounters at truck stops one?

Iowanian
12-17-2007, 05:11 PM
Are you sure you took the right test-not the Gay Encounters at truck stops one?

You seem to know alot about the best place to find a rusty dick...

I don't blame you for buying glory hole rest area tranny-time, I mean even gochiefs can see that you couldn't get a blowjob from a gorrilla if you had a banana for a skin timble.

Tommykat is a more dexterous verble opponent than you, cornheaded corn headed corn header.


I take it I'm about 10 posts from your drooling, stuttering "I'll kick your ass" PM.

NewChief
12-17-2007, 05:11 PM
This is about the easiest trivia quiz I've ever seen.... or maybe I'm just an alcoholic:
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/booze

98%

Halfcan
12-17-2007, 05:12 PM
You seem to know alot about the best place to find a rusty dick....


I take it I'm about 10 posts from your drooling, stuttering "I'll kick your ass" PM.

ROFL If I can take 27 5 year olds-I think I could take you too-even if you are an inch taller.

Halfcan
12-17-2007, 05:14 PM
You seem to know alot about the best place to find a rusty dick...

I don't blame you for buying glory hole rest area tranny-time, I mean even gochiefs can see that you couldn't get a blowjob from a gorrilla if you had a banana for a skin timble.

Tommykat is a more dexterous verble opponent than you, cornheaded corn headed corn header.


I take it I'm about 10 posts from your drooling, stuttering "I'll kick your ass" PM.


Wow decided to put some extra balls in your post- reposting is so cool-nice job.

Iowanian
12-17-2007, 05:14 PM
ROFL If I can take 27 5 year olds-I think I could take you too-even if you are an inch taller.

I'd loop and swoop tie your grape like ass roid clusters and suffocate you.



Rush fan bois make Richard Simmons look like Chuck Norris.

Amnorix
12-17-2007, 05:17 PM
22, but obviously they're not using Amnorix's Youngest as the measure -- that little beast is 3 and I'm not sure I could take more than 10 of him. He's vicious, huge for his age (41 pounds as of last check) uses his head as a weapon, and so far we've had to wean him off biting and uppercuts to the family jewels, which he is the perfect height for.

I've got to redirect this kid's energy towards football or martial arts so he can expend his energy and aggression on some hapless kid instead of me.

:eek: :shake:

RJ
12-17-2007, 05:19 PM
"During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?"


That is a question for the philosophers. Me, I don't get paid to think.

Scorp
12-17-2007, 05:23 PM
me. 24

kstater
12-17-2007, 05:26 PM
Just a drunkard. 85%

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-17-2007, 05:28 PM
24.

RibKing67
12-17-2007, 05:49 PM
I could take on 27 five year old kids in a fight.

Tribal Warfare
12-17-2007, 05:56 PM
34

NewChief
12-17-2007, 05:58 PM
30

NewChief
12-17-2007, 05:59 PM
Just a drunkard. 85%

I would have had 100%, but I had to get a clue on one of them because I couldn't remember whether beer or wine was the first alcoholic beverage.

JBucc
12-17-2007, 06:07 PM
I have a 70% chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse.

TinyEvel
12-17-2007, 06:16 PM
23.

I must have not let them know about my Call of Duty Pwnership.

Tribal Warfare
12-17-2007, 06:17 PM
http://www.justsayhi.com/bb/death?dob=1981-01-26


the link to the individuals who died on my birthday

CoMoChief
12-17-2007, 06:20 PM
29 for me.

Lonewolf Ed
12-17-2007, 06:23 PM
33 for me. This survey, however, did not factor in my Viking blood rage.

Easy 6
12-17-2007, 07:05 PM
33 for me. This survey, however, did not factor in my Viking blood rage.

Same score here, those little brats are in for it...but what happens when #'s 34, 35 & 36 show up just in time, like a B movie???...like a bunch of little Agent Smiths???

Tribal Warfare
12-17-2007, 07:28 PM
but what happens when #'s 34, 35 & 36 show up just in time, like a B movie???...like a bunch of little Agent Smiths???

"I'm Neo ":rockon: (oddly enough that is the nickname my mom called me when I was little kid)

BWillie
12-17-2007, 07:30 PM
Haha I like this question.

During the fight, would you feel morally comfortable picking up a child and using him/her as a weapon to throw at other children?

Rain Man
12-17-2007, 07:33 PM
20 for me. This is a great study.

Gonzo
12-17-2007, 07:37 PM
24, But I seriously exaggerated my kicking ability.

CrazyHorse
12-17-2007, 07:48 PM
30

Dave Lane
12-17-2007, 08:29 PM
33 but I think I could take hundreds of them and they would be hopeless till I ran out of strength.

Dave

Chiefs=Good
12-17-2007, 08:43 PM
26...60% chance of surviving zombie attack

Coach
12-17-2007, 08:44 PM
32