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pr_capone
12-17-2007, 11:00 PM
Get you a beer, open the door, frisbee, agility competitions, that kind of thing?

And no Wendler.... I don't mean anything to do with a jar of peanut butter and your mom's Jack Russell.

If so... and you have pics or video, post them up.

My dog Keely loves to jump in order to fetch and can really get up pretty high. She can now fetch stuff that is higher than my head and I am 6'1. (apologize for poor image quality)

http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8378/keelyjz7.jpg

She also does flyball which is a team sport for dogs.

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/9821/keelyyo9.jpg

Phobia
12-17-2007, 11:05 PM
My dog has a handicap ramp built by a blind carpenter.

pr_capone
12-17-2007, 11:11 PM
My dog has a handicap ramp built by a blind carpenter.

Jeez dude, so I am not a f00king carpenter. Give it a f00king rest already. Forgive me for attempting something new and being somewhat proud of the result.

We know already, you are the master of all things craftsmanship.

I can take a joke as well as anyone, but enough already.

smittysbar
12-17-2007, 11:13 PM
My dog has a handicap ramp built by a blind carpenter.

Oh I am so LMAO ROFL Rep

smittysbar
12-17-2007, 11:15 PM
My dog Remmy was My K-9 partner. Was one of the best in MO at the time. He is now a bar dog, and just basically a lazy POS LOL

kcfanXIII
12-17-2007, 11:15 PM
my dog sits by the door, opened or shut, when i'm letting him out. i have to chain him up and he'll wait while i put it on his collar, untill i tell him to go, by tapping him twice on the back of the head. it may not sound very impressive, but it sure comes in handy.

Phobia
12-17-2007, 11:17 PM
Jeez dude, so I am not a f00king carpenter. Give it a f00king rest already. Forgive me for attempting something new and being somewhat proud of the result.

We know already, you are the master of all things craftsmanship.

I can take a joke as well as anyone, but enough already.

Dude, come on. First mention of it since that thread. Did your dog die on that ramp or something? You're a little nervy about it. I hope you had workdog comp insurance.

greg63
12-17-2007, 11:18 PM
My dog poops and pees outside. :shrug:

Phobia
12-17-2007, 11:22 PM
Honestly, my dog is pretty awesome. He's figured out exactly how to communicate his needs and desires. He listens to exactly what is commanded except when he wants to be outside a little bit longer. I have no complaints about the little rat dog. He's smart, lovable, playful, and he listens. I'm a big-dog person but this one has certainly grown on me in the past 7 years.

pr_capone
12-17-2007, 11:24 PM
Dude, come on. First mention of it since that thread. Did your dog die on that ramp or something? You're a little nervy about it. I hope you had workdog comp insurance.

lol

no, she did not die on the ramp, though I doubt she will see the end of the year. (not due to the ramp but age)

BTW, the old dog does not mock my craftsmanship... in fact, she loves it. She sits on the flat part for the better part of the day surveying all her territory.

Dunno bout the nervy part. I guess its hard on my pride to do something completely out of my comfort range, then get blasted for the attempt.

I realize its not the best ramp ever... but I was proud of what I made. I can't afford to go and purchase a garage full of the proper tools for a single project.

Not your problem but mine tho I guess.

smittysbar
12-17-2007, 11:25 PM
http://inlinethumb02.webshots.com/10049/1243439673063415687S500x500Q85.jpg

http://inlinethumb63.webshots.com/33662/1303220255063415687S500x500Q85.jpg

pr_capone
12-17-2007, 11:26 PM
That second pic is great!

morphius
12-17-2007, 11:31 PM
If my dog didn't have separation anxiety I wouldn't feel the need to kill it.

L.A. Chieffan
12-17-2007, 11:32 PM
http://inlinethumb02.webshots.com/10049/1243439673063415687S500x500Q85.jpg

http://inlinethumb63.webshots.com/33662/1303220255063415687S500x500Q85.jpg

That's a cool sign in the background

smittysbar
12-17-2007, 11:38 PM
http://inlinethumb20.webshots.com/33683/2322937610063415687S500x500Q85.jpg

pr_capone
12-17-2007, 11:39 PM
http://inlinethumb20.webshots.com/33683/2322937610063415687S500x500Q85.jpg

Damn... if his old buddies still on the job would see him now they would laugh their ass off at him. :D

ChiefaRoo
12-17-2007, 11:40 PM
Blind carpenter. Heh.

FAX
12-17-2007, 11:41 PM
My dog Mack can sit, lie down, roll, and beg. I don't even have to say anything.

FAX

seclark
12-18-2007, 07:11 AM
i got a lab that shits in the yard and a bulldog that eats it.

actually, the bulldog is the mascot for the truman state football team. he gets to hang out w/the cheerleaders at the home games. i usually feed him a box of tic-tacs before each game.
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tooge
12-18-2007, 08:26 AM
my lab sits, lays down, stays, and retrieves stuff. Now if I can just get it to enjoy peanut butter...

seclark
12-18-2007, 08:27 AM
my lab sits, lays down, stays, and retrieves stuff. Now if I can just get it to enjoy peanut butter...
labs prefer milk gravy...
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DaKCMan AP
12-18-2007, 08:30 AM
The old one used to be able to sit, lie down, speak and give her paw and then ask for the other one and give that. Now she's deaf and old but can still follow some of the hand signals.

The young one is retarded and can't do anything.

Mr. Laz
12-18-2007, 08:33 AM
my new cat does a great imitation of a carpet

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/5928/53168845si1.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)


he can also act like a baby

http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/3802/k1gl1.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

HemiEd
12-18-2007, 08:42 AM
My dog has a handicap ramp built by a blind carpenter.
ROFL That didn't take long.

Fishpicker
12-18-2007, 08:49 AM
my dog steals lighters at parties and brings them to me. I'm still working on trying to get to get her to be discreet.

damaticous
12-18-2007, 08:51 AM
My cat used to fetch, but has now trained herself to pee all over the house. Had to lock her up in a spare bedroom. :( She's old (about 14) so I'm pretty much just trying to keep her as healthy and comfy as I can till she dies.

THe dog can sit, stay, lay down, roll over, shake, give 5, give 10, run around, dance, box (pretend boxing), fetch rubber bones, sticks, etc pretty much the standard for dogs. She's a smartie and learned each trick in about 15-30 minutes each. She's a lab/pointer mix. I'd love to teach her how to fetch beers and the paper and stuff, but I don't know where to start with those.

AZORChiefFan
12-18-2007, 09:01 AM
One of my dogs is trained to kill my ex GF's lil puppy.

They sit most of the time I ask them too.

smittysbar
12-18-2007, 09:51 AM
i got a lab that shits in the yard and a bulldog that eats it.

actually, the bulldog is the mascot for the truman state football team. he gets to hang out w/the cheerleaders at the home games. i usually feed him a box of tic-tacs before each game.
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Hey SEC, you know John Thomas? He is the DC for Truman.

underEJ
12-18-2007, 09:56 AM
My dog makes noise for the defense. She started doing it because I do, and then it became a regular thing. I make the player "make some noise" arm wave, and she goes bonkers spinning around, barking and stomping.

seclark
12-18-2007, 10:03 AM
Hey SEC, you know John Thomas? He is the DC for Truman.
yep
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smittysbar
12-18-2007, 10:04 AM
Works with my wife, he is a great guy. Went out with us last weekend. We all had a good time.

StcChief
12-18-2007, 11:31 AM
My dog has a handicap ramp built by a blind carpenter.
LMAO LMAO rep. I wondered if this would come up.

StcChief
12-18-2007, 11:40 AM
http://inlinethumb02.webshots.com/10049/1243439673063415687S500x500Q85.jpg

http://inlinethumb63.webshots.com/33662/1303220255063415687S500x500Q85.jpg
Nice looking dog. Pure breed?

I have lab pointer mix. Alpha Female. Fetches sticks/branches as big your arm.

smittysbar
12-18-2007, 11:43 AM
Yep pure breed. Remmy has a pup on Buck Garnders new Duck hunting Video. And one that did well in nationals on ESPN Hunting Challenge thing.

Donger
12-18-2007, 11:45 AM
Kind of embarrassing, but I can do that Arab woman call/yell thing (I don't know what it's called). The fun part is that if I do it loud enough, my wife's cat drops to the floor and starts convulsing.

Not really trained, but it is funny.

MOhillbilly
12-18-2007, 01:06 PM
I have a walker thats in the schooling stage. And a bulldog thats trained to keep varmits off my spread.

BIG_DADDY
12-18-2007, 01:09 PM
I have a walker thats in the schooling stage. And a bulldog thats trained to keep varmits off my spread.


When I moved into my house we had the nightly skunks and raccoons. Nothing alive comes in my back yard anymore.

TEX
12-18-2007, 01:22 PM
I have a Blue Heeler as well. She's one heck of a frisbee dog. She knows all the verbal and hand signal commands. Her name is "KC" of course.

Kclee
12-18-2007, 01:47 PM
When I moved into my house we had the nightly skunks and raccoons. Nothing alive comes in my back yard anymore.

Still have the problem with zombies though I see.

Redrum_69
12-18-2007, 02:08 PM
Goatse taught his dog to prefer Jiffy peanut butter over all the other competitors

Pushead2
12-18-2007, 02:16 PM
Goatse taught his dog to prefer Jiffy peanut butter over all the other competitors

low blow :shake: