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BigRedChief
12-18-2007, 01:01 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/extramustard/12/18/simpson.underwood.tale/index.html
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/extramustard/images/Jessica.jpg
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/extramustard/images/underwood_tale.jpg
Texas vs. Oklahoma
One may eventually show the goods vs. one who won't even show her belly button at concerts.

Micjones
12-18-2007, 01:02 PM
Simpson all day.

Sure-Oz
12-18-2007, 01:02 PM
Carrie, jessica is a whore, i mean shes doing tony romo for cryin outloud, plus there is the annoying bitch factor

Donger
12-18-2007, 01:03 PM
This is equivalent to the Chiefs playing the Patriots.

StcChief
12-18-2007, 01:04 PM
The Pink #9 on Sunday, looks like she could be a Romo distraction. which is great since I hate the Cowboys.

Fruit Ninja
12-18-2007, 01:05 PM
Simpson all day.

vailpass
12-18-2007, 01:06 PM
Not even in the same ball park; Jessica has it all. Or at least she would if the next time she's having her tits pumped up she had the surgeon remove her voice box while he was at it.
A skank that hot and was also mute?
Heaven.

Donger
12-18-2007, 01:07 PM
Not even in the same ball park; Jessica has it all. Or at least she would if the next time she's having her tits pumped up she had the surgeon remove her voice box while he was at it.
A skank that hot and was also mute?
Heaven.

Her breasts aren't augmented. I have proof.

BIG_DADDY
12-18-2007, 01:07 PM
If it's just sex, Simpson. If I was going to attempt an actual relationship, Carrie hands down. Jessica seems as high maitenance as they come.

BigRedChief
12-18-2007, 01:09 PM
Her breasts aren't augmented. I have proof.
oooooo yeahhhhh. Let's see it.:harumph:

vailpass
12-18-2007, 01:09 PM
Her breasts aren't augmented. I have proof.

....I'm waiting.....

Donger
12-18-2007, 01:09 PM
oooooo yeahhhhh. Let's see it.:harumph:

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vailpass
12-18-2007, 01:10 PM
If it's just sex, Simpson and Carrie in an all-out no-holes-barred three for all.

Once again BD hits it on the head.

88TG88
12-18-2007, 01:11 PM
Jessica

Basileus777
12-18-2007, 01:12 PM
I'll take Underwood.

Simpson is not nearly as hot as everyone makes her out to be.

bkkcoh
12-18-2007, 01:13 PM
Both are a lot better in most aspects then most of us are tapping on a consistent basis.

luv
12-18-2007, 01:16 PM
Underwood

kaplin42
12-18-2007, 01:17 PM
Well I would have to say Jessica. Both are hawt, no doubt, but if Carrie can't even show her belly button because she is so "respectful", then that leads me to believe that she is about as exciting in bed as a sock puppet.

Based on this alone, you know you would want Jessica, because I would be willing to bet she is a little freak when it comes down to it.

Pushead2
12-18-2007, 01:19 PM
Jessica

BIG_DADDY
12-18-2007, 01:19 PM
Underwood


I didn't know you got down like that, cool.

CupidStunt
12-18-2007, 01:19 PM
When in doubt, go with the Sooner.

luv
12-18-2007, 01:20 PM
Well I would have to say Jessica. Both are hawt, no doubt, but if Carrie can't even show her belly button because she is so "respectful", then that leads me to believe that she is about as exciting in bed as a sock puppet.

Based on this alone, you know you would want Jessica, because I would be willing to bet she is a little freak when it comes down to it.
Oh please. You want someone who's been around the block a few times? I'd go double or nothing that Carrie could do more than satisfy you in the bedroom. Lady in the street.....

BigRedChief
12-18-2007, 01:20 PM
Rep for Donger. They are defintely real. :drool:

luv
12-18-2007, 01:21 PM
I didn't know you got down like that, cool.
If I were a guy, I'd probably choose Jessica. I think I'd be a boob man. I'm basing it off more than looks.

CupidStunt
12-18-2007, 01:21 PM
On a serious note, actually -- how is this even a debate? Jessica is about as close to Carrie as Norv Turner is to Eva Longoria.

BigRedChief
12-18-2007, 01:24 PM
On a serious note, actually -- how is this even a debate? Jessica is about as close to Carrie as Norv Turner is to Eva Longoria.
CNN/SI put them together in this cage match.

Chiefnj2
12-18-2007, 01:25 PM
Carrie is 100 times prettier, but Jessica is so stupid you could convince her to do anything at least a dozen times before she caught on.

BIG_DADDY
12-18-2007, 01:26 PM
If I were a guy, I'd probably choose Jessica. I think I'd be a boob man. I'm basing it off more than looks.


So are you saying you are not attracted to Jessica?

BigRedChief
12-18-2007, 01:29 PM
Carrie is 100 times prettier, but Jessica is so stupid you could convince her to do anything at least a dozen times before she caught on.
ahhhhh the possibilites :hmmm:

Mike and Mike this am were talking about if your the QB for the Cowboys and you want to try this or that in the bedroom and she doesn't want to go along then you can just get yourself another pretty face.

So by that reasoning Romo is either pretty much a meat and potatoes guy or he and Jessica are doing all sorts of things to each other behind closed doors.

OnTheWarpath58
12-18-2007, 01:30 PM
Carrie is 100 times prettier, but Jessica is so stupid you could convince her to do anything at least a dozen times before she caught on.

Jessica should be dating Vince Young instead of Romo. VY is more "intellectually compatible."

Those two could sit and argue about Chicken of the Sea for HOURS.

Guru
12-18-2007, 01:37 PM
Jessica should be dating Vince Young instead of Romo. VY is more "intellectually compatible."

Those two could sit and argue about Chicken of the Sea for HOURS.
Smells like tuna.

Mr. Laz
12-18-2007, 01:37 PM
Simpson

El Jefe
12-18-2007, 01:43 PM
Jessica Simpson all day long on a mere attraction rating.

Skip Towne
12-18-2007, 01:52 PM
Where's Goatse?

El Jefe
12-18-2007, 01:57 PM
This should end any doubts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fWSapaU3k0

El Jefe
12-18-2007, 01:59 PM
3:15 if you want to skip most of it

Scorp
12-18-2007, 02:07 PM
Where's Goatse?


Whacking off to his Princess Leia figurine.

BigRedChief
12-18-2007, 02:10 PM
Whacking off to his Princess Leia figurine.
She was hot back in the day. But the correct 2007 term is "rubbing one out". But since Pricess Leia is old school I'll let it slide.

kaplin42
12-18-2007, 02:14 PM
Oh please. You want someone who's been around the block a few times? I'd go double or nothing that Carrie could do more than satisfy you in the bedroom. Lady in the street.....

In a word, YES!!

I have never been one to want a virgin, or one that likes standard run of the mill sex.

Im not saying Carry wouldn't be fun, but I would take Jessica any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

El Jefe
12-18-2007, 02:23 PM
......but I would take Jessica any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

LMAO

TEX
12-18-2007, 03:07 PM
Jessica

Fruit Ninja
12-18-2007, 03:21 PM
I'll take Underwood.

Simpson is not nearly as hot as everyone makes her out to be.
Yes she is.

Pushead2
12-18-2007, 03:26 PM
Simpson was a virgin up until awhile ago.

Mr. Laz
12-18-2007, 03:48 PM
carrie is a friggin stickgirl/ally mcbeal


give me some curves


watching da boobies bounce while you're doing the hibbity-bittity is very hawt. :drool:

BigMeatballDave
12-18-2007, 04:06 PM
Put Carrie's face on Jessica's body. Smokin' HOT!

Count Alex's Wins
12-18-2007, 04:43 PM
Jessica's face has issues, and she probably looks like crap in the morning.

Carrie is perfect.

TEX
12-18-2007, 04:46 PM
Jessica's face has issues, and she probably looks like crap in the morning.

Carrie is perfect.

You have issues... :rolleyes:

Easy 6
12-18-2007, 04:58 PM
Overall beauty - Jessica

Personality - Carrie in a landslide.

Skip Towne
12-18-2007, 05:05 PM
My testicles would look good on Carrie's chin.

Simply Red
12-18-2007, 05:09 PM
I'd take a bath with either, I'll tell you that right now.

stonedstooge
12-18-2007, 05:53 PM
I would take Kellie Pickler over either one of them. Can you imagine what you could talk that girl into?

jidar
12-18-2007, 05:57 PM
That is one of the worst pictures of Simpson around and she still looks good in it.

Truthfully, her look in Dukes of Hazard (which was an otherwise terrible movie) was about as close to perfection as a female can get.

Donger
12-18-2007, 05:58 PM
Carrie is perfect.

I told you about the rough skin, right?

Count Alex's Wins
12-18-2007, 06:01 PM
I told you about the rough skin, right?

I don't listen to your bullshit anymore.

BigMeatballDave
12-18-2007, 06:01 PM
I'd take a bath with either, I'll tell you that right now.I'd drink their bathwater.

Donger
12-18-2007, 06:04 PM
I don't listen to your bullshit anymore.

Oh? Well, that's okay. But apparently the skin around her butt is like sandpaper and covered with pimples. This is from a VERY credible source.

Count Alex's Wins
12-18-2007, 06:04 PM
Oh? Well, that's okay. But apparently the skin around her butt is like sandpaper and covered with pimples. This is from a VERY credible source.

Your imagination? Yeah, that's credible.

Donger
12-18-2007, 06:07 PM
Your imagination? Yeah, that's credible.

No, I don't really have much of an imagination. This comes from someone who has had her. He was not impressed, BTW.

Count Alex's Wins
12-18-2007, 06:08 PM
No, I don't really have much of an imagination. This comes from someone who has had her. He was not impressed, BTW.

You don't fool me, dirtylegs. I see through your web of lies.

Frankie
12-18-2007, 06:09 PM
Simpson all day.
He didn't mean OJ.
:p

Donger
12-18-2007, 06:09 PM
You don't fool me, dirtylegs. I see through your web of lies.

Oh, I forgot. She has halitosis, too. On the plus side, she does like anal.

Iowanian
12-18-2007, 06:09 PM
One is Missionary with the lights off, under a blanket.

The other, is 3-4 Bartles and james from opening up the Anniversary hole for business.

BigMeatballDave
12-18-2007, 06:09 PM
You don't fool me, dirtylegs. I see through your web of lies.LMAO I had forgotten about that...

Count Alex's Wins
12-18-2007, 06:10 PM
Oh, I forgot. She has halitosis, too. On the plus side, she does like anal.

More lies.

Frankie
12-18-2007, 06:10 PM
This is equivalent to the Chiefs playing the Patriots.
So who is what team IYO?

Donger
12-18-2007, 06:11 PM
LMAO I had forgotten about that...

That thread cannot be found. In fact, it never even existed. It's a myth.

Donger
12-18-2007, 06:12 PM
More lies.

It surprised me, too. The anal part, I mean.

BigMeatballDave
12-18-2007, 06:12 PM
That thread cannot be found. In fact, it never even existed. It's a myth.
:D

Frankie
12-18-2007, 06:13 PM
I'll take Underwood.

Simpson is not nearly as hot as everyone makes her out to be.
Fact. Good taste.

Donger
12-18-2007, 06:13 PM
:D

Try to find it. I did a few months ago. It was a mere figment.

Frankie
12-18-2007, 06:15 PM
Well I would have to say Jessica. Both are hawt, no doubt, but if Carrie can't even show her belly button because she is so "respectful", then that leads me to believe that she is about as exciting in bed as a sock puppet..
You'd be surprised.

88TG88
12-18-2007, 06:15 PM
You don't fool me, dirtylegs. I see through your web of lies.
ROFL

Count Alex's Wins
12-18-2007, 06:15 PM
You'd be surprised.

Don't get me excited.

Shag
12-18-2007, 06:20 PM
Both. At the same time.

Iowanian
12-18-2007, 06:21 PM
You'd be surprised.

You're hoping she bucks like a well rested Donkey huh...

Frankie
12-18-2007, 06:22 PM
Simpson was a virgin up until awhile ago.
Yup. And GOATSE is actually George Clooney.

Frankie
12-18-2007, 06:23 PM
Overall beauty - Jessica

Personality - Carrie in a landslide.
Actually the first category goes to CU too.

Frankie
12-18-2007, 06:26 PM
Oh? Well, that's okay. But apparently the skin around her butt is like sandpaper and covered with pimples. This is from a VERY credible source.
DAMNED, DONGER, I TOLD YOU IT'S A SECRET!!!!

Count Alex's Wins
12-18-2007, 06:33 PM
Just remember, Carrie was Romo's first choice.

KCGridironBeast
12-18-2007, 07:55 PM
On a serious note, actually -- how is this even a debate? Jessica is about as close to Carrie as Norv Turner is to Eva Longoria.

Are we talking coaching intelligence? Because Norv and Eva might actually be pretty even on that one.

ChiefsFanatic
12-19-2007, 01:11 AM
Jessica

ChiefaRoo
12-19-2007, 02:50 AM
My testicles would look good on Carrie's chin.

I guess you'll have to just leave them in the toilet water while you take a dump like usual old man.

SPchief
12-19-2007, 03:28 AM
I'll give Goatse some credit here CU is way hotter than the skank

KChiefer
12-19-2007, 04:03 AM
Dude. Listening to announcers say "it's hard to play in front of your girlfriend" was gayer than Madden talking about that center's swamp ass. Period

ChiefsCountry
12-19-2007, 05:04 AM
Jessica Simpson is hotter body wise thats a given. But I would rather have Carrie, I think she is prettier and has more personality which means more with me in a girl.

BigRedChief
12-19-2007, 06:07 AM
she does like anal.But wont show her belly button in concerts? What is she some kind of right wing hypocrite?

BigRedChief
12-19-2007, 06:53 AM
More lies.
Looks like you had better work faster your dream gal and chace are back on again.
http://entertainment.msn.com/music/hotgossip/12-17-07_3?gt1=7702

Short Leash Hootie
12-19-2007, 08:31 AM
based off those two pictures, Underwood...Jessica's face freaks me out sometimes...

Give me Carrie's face and Jessica's body.

allen_kcCard
12-19-2007, 01:20 PM
Haha, TO is even jumping in on this subject:

http://www.rotoworld.com/content/playerpages/playerbreakingnews.asp?sport=NFL&id=718&line=108991&spln=1



Terrell Owens - WR - DAL - Dec. 19 - 1:42 pm et
Terrell Owens says he's got a "message" for Jessica Simpson when the Cowboys make the playoffs, so "just stay tuned."
"Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite in this locker room or in Texas Stadium," T.O. said. "I think with everything that has happened, and obviously the way Tony (Romo) played and the comparison between her and Carrie Underwood, I think a lot of people feel like she's probably taking his focus away. Other than that, she was at the top of my list until last week." Dec. 19 - 1:42 pm et

Sure-Oz
12-19-2007, 02:54 PM
TO likes it when romo focuses on him, he's just jealous of the blond biatch

Mr. Laz
12-19-2007, 03:30 PM
no makeup

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5299/simpson969vh9.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simpson969vh9.jpg)

blonde

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3/simpson254dx7.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simpson254dx7.jpg)

naughty

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8382/simpson30td1.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simpson30td1.jpg)

brunette

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1858/simpson622kd6.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simpson622kd6.jpg)

younger

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1572/simpson371gy1.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simpson371gy1.jpg)

more natural makeup and younger

http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3927/simpson107ss8.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simpson107ss8.jpg)

chasedude
12-19-2007, 03:46 PM
Jessica for two reasons... She has bigger boobs and she likes to eat MEAT!

BigRedChief
12-19-2007, 07:13 PM
no makeup

<A href="http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5299/simpson969vh9.th.jpg" target=_blank>http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/5299/simpson969vh9.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simpson969vh9.jpg)

blonde

<A href="http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3/simpson254dx7.th.jpg" target=_blank>http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3/simpson254dx7.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simpson254dx7.jpg)

naughty

<A href="http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8382/simpson30td1.th.jpg" target=_blank>http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/8382/simpson30td1.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simpson30td1.jpg)

brunette

<A href="http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1858/simpson622kd6.th.jpg" target=_blank>http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1858/simpson622kd6.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simpson622kd6.jpg)

younger

<A href="http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1572/simpson371gy1.th.jpg" target=_blank>http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/1572/simpson371gy1.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simpson371gy1.jpg)

more natural makeup and younger

<A href="http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3927/simpson107ss8.th.jpg" target=_blank>http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/3927/simpson107ss8.th.jpg (http://img299.imageshack.us/my.php?image=simpson107ss8.jpg)</a>
nice post. rep

MahiMike
12-19-2007, 07:24 PM
Wow, that's compelling evidence of the real mams. Had to view it about 10 times to be sure, though.

Jessica Simpson = Ginger
Carrier Underwood <> Mary Ann

cardken
12-19-2007, 08:17 PM
I would take Kellie Pickler over either one of them. Can you imagine what you could talk that girl into? Jessica would be a landmark moment, Carrie you would marry, and Pickler would be fun "If we do it this way you Cant get Pregnant" "O.K." LOL :p

Mr. Laz
12-19-2007, 08:22 PM
more proof

Fly O.T. McWall
12-19-2007, 08:32 PM
Are we talking coaching intelligence? Because Norv and Eva might actually be pretty even on that one.
that would also be 3 coachign iq points up on herm.

for the record... simpson all the way.

something weird about carrie. can't put my finger on it.

i'm not wholly convinced she's not a post-op tranny, fully explaining goatse's fascination.

BigRedChief
12-19-2007, 10:16 PM
Wow, that's compelling evidence of the real mams. Had to view it about 10 times to be sure, though.

Jessica Simpson = Ginger
Carrier Underwood <> Mary Ann
60's analogy with women?
Ginger and Mary Ann?

I like the Ann Margret and Sally Field comparison.

Fly O.T. McWall
12-19-2007, 10:46 PM
i had no idea sally field was as old as she is.

but there really is no question... red always wins.

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/09/50/89/image_5189509.jpg

BigRedChief
12-20-2007, 05:41 AM
i had no idea sally field was as old as she is.

but there really is no question... red always wins.

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/09/50/89/image_5189509.jpg
Ann margaret was hot back in her day.
In this one she is in her 40's
http://www.chicagostarz.com/jaymichaels/images/ann_margret.jpg

ChiefButthurt
12-20-2007, 06:48 AM
No contest....Carrie

cadmonkey
12-20-2007, 07:36 AM
I would bang Carrie just to make GOATSE pissed, but I would think of and call her Jessica the whole time.

BigRedChief
12-20-2007, 07:39 AM
I would bang Carrie just to make GOATSE pissed, but I would think of and call her Jessica the whole time.
I had lunch with her one time. I had no clue who she was until that morning.

Piss's off GoChiefs to no end.

Chief Chief
12-20-2007, 07:49 AM
CU's the 1 4 me!

ChiefsCountry
12-20-2007, 10:40 AM
I had lunch with her one time. I had no clue who she was until that morning.

Piss's off GoChiefs to no end.

Screw GoChiefs, I'd be pissed at you to. :p

BigRedChief
12-20-2007, 10:49 AM
Screw GoChiefs, I'd be pissed at you to. :p
I had a buddy that I'd been working with for about a year. He had been dating Carrie's cousin for about 4 years. Carrie came to visit the cousin and invited us to lunch because they were eating right by where we work.

BTW, the cousin looks just as good as Carrie. They are very similiar in looks and body type. You can defintely see the same gene pool at work in those two gals.

ChiefsCountry
12-20-2007, 02:33 PM
I had a buddy that I'd been working with for about a year. He had been dating Carrie's cousin for about 4 years. Carrie came to visit the cousin and invited us to lunch because they were eating right by where we work.

BTW, the cousin looks just as good as Carrie. They are very similiar in looks and body type. You can defintely see the same gene pool at work in those two gals.

Thats a cool story, BRC. :thumb:

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 03:42 PM
I had lunch with her one time. I had no clue who she was until that morning.

Piss's off GoChiefs to no end.

LOL it doesn't piss me off. But I would like to see her cousin... :hmmm:

burt
12-20-2007, 03:44 PM
LOL it doesn't piss me off. But I would like to see her cousin... :hmmm:

You'd have to purchase a training video..... :p

Mr. Laz
12-20-2007, 03:48 PM
You'd have to purchase a training video..... :p
$19.99

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 03:48 PM
A training video? WTF?

burt
12-20-2007, 03:56 PM
A training video? WTF?

Geez, do I really have to explain it to you???

Mr. Laz
12-20-2007, 03:57 PM
Geez, do I really have to explain it to you???
explanation is $19.99 ...... no checks please







ROFL

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 04:00 PM
Geez, do I really have to explain it to you???

Yes.

Donger
12-20-2007, 04:03 PM
Yes.

I think it has something to do with that fact you've never gotten your little carrot wet, but I could be wrong.

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 04:04 PM
I think it has something to do with that fact you've never gotten your little carrot wet, but I could be wrong.

Oh. I realize we're dealing with Dale Mercer here, but all I said was that I wanted to SEE her. Not stick my carrot in her sprig of parsley.

Donger
12-20-2007, 04:05 PM
Oh. I realize we're dealing with Dale Mercer here, but all I said was that I wanted to SEE her. Not stick my carrot in her sprig of parsley.

Who is Dale Mercer?

burt
12-20-2007, 04:07 PM
Who is Dale Mercer?

Damn good question!

Mr. Laz
12-20-2007, 04:10 PM
Dale Mercer is a poster from awhile back that declare verbal warfare on Goatcheese.


goatboy pouting alot until he finally got mercer banned for saying something mean ... IIRC.

burt
12-20-2007, 04:10 PM
Oh. I realize we're dealing with Dale Mercer here, but all I said was that I wanted to SEE her. Not stick my carrot in her sprig of parsley.

Read this slowly, so that you may perhaps understand. You have such a lack of interaction skills with ladies, on any level(Other than driving by their houses) that you would need a training manual. And none of us believed that you would know how to "stick my carrot in her sprig of parsley" much less have the natural desire to do so.

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 04:13 PM
Read this slowly, so that you may perhaps understand. You have such a lack of interaction skills with ladies, on any level(Other than driving by their houses) that you would need a training manual. And none of us believed that you would know how to "stick my carrot in her sprig of parsley" much less have the natural desire to do so.

It's quite irrelevant. That was not my question. Not that you can answer it.

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 04:13 PM
Who is Dale Mercer?

The dumbass with the roid freak in his avatar.

burt
12-20-2007, 04:13 PM
Dale Mercer is a poster from awhile back that declare(d) verbal warfare on Goatcheese.

sorta true... Verbal skirmishes, no warfare.



goatboy pouting alot until he finally got mercer banned for saying something mean ... IIRC.

Not true, Dale Mercer never got banned on this forum, he just changed his name to something shorter....perhaps something a little less revealing.

burt
12-20-2007, 04:17 PM
It's quite irrelevant. That was not my question. Not that you can answer it.

Gee, your question was so deep, I guess I didn't understand it.....

A training video? WTF?

Perhaps you'd like to elaborate or even tell me how I didn't aswer you well formed and intelligent question, oh deep one? :rolleyes:

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 04:18 PM
Gee, your question was so deep, I guess I didn't understand it.....


I asked to see her. That was it.

Donger
12-20-2007, 04:20 PM
This seems apropos at this point:

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burt
12-20-2007, 04:20 PM
The dumbass with the roid freak in his avatar.

A dumbass that doesn't have to live in his parents basement.
A dumbass that doesn't have his basement room in his parents house decorated with Star Wars crap.
A dumbass smart enough to have sex, and enjoy it.
A dumbass able to hold a stable job.

Gee, Goatse, what would you call someone that couldn't even attain these small goals in life? A Clayton Wendler?

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 04:21 PM
This seems apropos at this point:

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Dale likes to party hard.

Donger
12-20-2007, 04:22 PM
A dumbass smart enough to have sex, and enjoy it.

Honestly, one doesn't really need to be smart in order to have sex, let alone enjoy it.

See Olathe.

burt
12-20-2007, 04:25 PM
Honestly, one doesn't really need to be smart in order to have sex, let alone enjoy it.

See Olathe.

Perhaps Claton should give Olathe a try!

burt
12-20-2007, 04:27 PM
Dale likes to party hard.

Clayton, "I know you are but what am I?" went out with Pee Wee Herman... Try something past the 4th grade....K, sweetie?

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 04:29 PM
Clayton, "I know you are but what am I?" went out with Pee Wee Herman... Try something past the 4th grade....K, sweetie?

I was responding to Donger's post. Your analysis does not compute. But I'm glad you enjoyed the dance.

burt
12-20-2007, 04:30 PM
I asked to see her. That was it.

LOL it doesn't piss me off. But I would like to see her cousin... :hmmm:

So you meant a picture, or from a safe distance, or maybe on television?

Gosh, I am sorry, I assumed that you might be willing to actually interact with the opposite sex now. Please accept my humble apologies.

burt
12-20-2007, 04:32 PM
I was responding to Donger's post. Your analysis does not compute. But I'm glad you enjoyed the dance.

Nice deflection.....um.....not really.

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 04:32 PM
So you meant a picture, or from a safe distance, or maybe on television?

Gosh, I am sorry, I assumed that you might be willing to actually interact with the opposite sex now. Please accept my humble apologies.

It is clear to anyone that was paying attention, that Carrie's cousin was in a relationship with BigRedChief's co-worker. A picture will suffice, because shit-else ain't happening.

Donger
12-20-2007, 04:33 PM
This Dale Mercer person seems to have an unusual interest in the lack of GoChiefs' sexual activity.

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 04:35 PM
This Dale Mercer person seems to have an unusual interest in the lack of GoChiefs' sexual activity.

He is stuck in high school.

burt
12-20-2007, 04:43 PM
It is clear to anyone that was paying attention, that Carrie's cousin was in a relationship with BigRedChief's co-worker. A picture will suffice, because shit-else ain't happening.

Please accept my humble apology for taking a one liner pot shot at you. I mistakenly assumed, with all the definitions of "see", that perhaps you were up to actually interacting with females. I should never have assumed that and do apologize. There. Happy now?

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 04:43 PM
Dale, shut up.

burt
12-20-2007, 04:45 PM
This Dale Mercer person seems to have an unusual interest in the lack of GoChiefs' sexual activity.

Actually, most of us know much more about Claytons lack of sexual activity than we'd like to. He tends to talk about it on this forum. I am not interested in pulling up his past threads to illustrate my point.

burt
12-20-2007, 04:45 PM
Dale, shut up.

or....?

Donger
12-20-2007, 04:47 PM
Actually, most of us know much more about Claytons lack of sexual activity than we'd like to. He tends to talk about it on this forum. I am not interested in pulling up his past threads to illustrate my point.

That may or may not be accurate, but it doesn't change the fact that you seem inordinately interested in the subject.

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 04:48 PM
or....?

Or you might keep talking. And nobody wants that.

burt
12-20-2007, 04:50 PM
Or you might keep talking. And nobody wants that.

Clayton, I apologized...can't you try to be civil? You might just hurt my feelings. Come on, be a big boy and be civil......

burt
12-20-2007, 04:52 PM
That may or may not be accurate, but it doesn't change the fact that you seem inordinately interested in the subject.

Humored by the subject, Donger, humored.

Donger
12-20-2007, 04:53 PM
Humored by the subject, Donger, humored.

Why are you humored by GoChiefs' lack of sexual experience with females?

burt
12-20-2007, 04:59 PM
Why are you humored by GoChiefs' lack of sexual experience with females?

A very good question. I am not sure why I am humored by his virginiorty, but I can't explain why I am humored by Mr. Fax or Rainman's posts either. Can you explain why George Carlin, Robin Williams or Steven Wright make me laugh? No, humor is just plain hard to explain....it just is.

Count Alex's Wins
12-20-2007, 05:01 PM
TBA loves virgins.

burt
12-20-2007, 05:03 PM
TBA loves virgins.

That could be considered an oxymoron.

Donger
12-20-2007, 05:07 PM
A very good question. I am not sure why I am humored by his virginiorty, but I can't explain why I am humored by Mr. Fax or Rainman's posts either. Can you explain why George Carlin, Robin Williams or Steven Wright make me laugh? No, humor is just plain hard to explain....it just is.

Well, look at it this way. They are comedians; their job is to make you laugh/be humorous. I don't think GoChiefs' has a job, but if he does, I doubt it is as a comedian.

Again, I fail to see why GoChiefs' virginity is humorous and also why you seem so obsessed with it.

May I ask your age?

CoMoChief
12-20-2007, 05:07 PM
Looks: Simpson
Brains: Underwood
Singing ability: Underwood
Body: Simpson
Lucky: Romo

burt
12-20-2007, 05:11 PM
Well, look at it this way. They are comedians; their job is to make you laugh/be humorous. I don't think GoChiefs' has a job, but if he does, I doubt it is as a comedian.

Again, I fail to see why GoChiefs' virginity is humorous and also why you seem so obsessed with it.

May I ask your age?

Sure, may I ask yours?

Donger
12-20-2007, 05:14 PM
Sure, may I ask yours?

35. Today is my birthday, in fact.

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-20-2007, 05:18 PM
I'd like to give Jessica a pearl necklace, and Carrie a cream pie for Xmas.

burt
12-20-2007, 05:18 PM
35. Today is my birthday, in fact.

Happy birthday! I am 47.

Donger
12-20-2007, 05:19 PM
Happy birthday! I am 47.

Thank you.

burt
12-20-2007, 05:23 PM
Thank you.

You are quite welcome. I believe it is on my profile, though.

BigRedChief
12-21-2007, 08:36 AM
Cowboy fans are serious that they think Simpson is a jinx. They even set up a website.
http://www.ruinromo.com/ Pretty funny stuff. 53K+ downloads of the pic so far.