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Donger
12-18-2007, 02:31 PM
My wife and I were discussing testicles last night, specifically the lack of attention many females pay toward them during sexual activity. Curious, I asked my beloved why that is. Her response was that many women have no idea what to do with them. She said that unlike the penis, they are somewhat of a mystery to women.

So, my question is: Does your sexual partner(s) give your testicles enough attention during sexual activity?

Thanks.

Rooster
12-18-2007, 02:32 PM
It depends if she takes them out of her purse first. :p

bkkcoh
12-18-2007, 02:34 PM
It depends if she takes them out of her purse first. :p


Are you married to HRC?????? j/k

My wife and I were discussing testicles last night, specifically the lack of attention many females pay toward them during sexual activity. Curious, I asked my beloved why that is. Her response was that many women have no idea what to do with them. She said that unlike the penis, they are somewhat of a mystery to women.

So, my question is: Does your sexual partner(s) give your testicles enough attention during sexual activity?

Thanks.

You guys must have some interesting :rolleyes: discussions......


i would have to answer NO. Wife doesn't do anything with it....

Donger
12-18-2007, 02:34 PM
Are you married to HRC?????? j/k


i would have to answer NO. Wife doesn't do anything with it....

Do you want her to?

bkkcoh
12-18-2007, 02:35 PM
Do you want her to?

It would be nice.

ChiefsFan4Life
12-18-2007, 02:35 PM
luv ... did you play with Moooo's?

(Sorry, I just read through the thread today)

jspchief
12-18-2007, 02:36 PM
I can't say that I really care whether my testicles get attention or not.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
12-18-2007, 02:37 PM
uhhhh - shave them 3 - 4 times a week - works like magic!

Donger
12-18-2007, 02:38 PM
It would be nice.

You've never asked her to try?

Sure-Oz
12-18-2007, 02:38 PM
Ever had it called a coin purse?

Mr. Plow
12-18-2007, 02:38 PM
Wife doesn't do anything with it....


Poor guy. Was it a farming accident that took the other one?

DBO82
12-18-2007, 02:38 PM
Love them kneaded...gently..unlike making a pie crust

tugged...softly

Saulbadguy
12-18-2007, 02:39 PM
You can achieve orgasm by just having your testicles fondled, I suggest you try it.

Radar Chief
12-18-2007, 02:39 PM
Long before I got married I had a girl that did killer oral, at least until she got to “the boys”. She’d suck on them one at a time and mother fugger did it hurt. The rest of the oral was so good I didn’t complain though.

Donger
12-18-2007, 02:39 PM
I can't say that I really care whether my testicles get attention or not.

Really?

Donger
12-18-2007, 02:40 PM
Love them kneaded...gently..unlike making a pie crust

tugged...softly

A light scrape of the fingernails.

Sure-Oz
12-18-2007, 02:40 PM
Long before I got married I had a girl that did killer oral, at least until she got to “the boys”. She’d suck on them one at a time and mother fugger did it hurt. The rest of the oral was so good I didn’t complain though.
pussy :p

bkkcoh
12-18-2007, 02:40 PM
Poor guy. Was it a farming accident that took the other one?

I had to have one of them removed for medical reasons.

Mr. Plow
12-18-2007, 02:41 PM
My wife enjoys giving them a little play. Not necessarily during sexual activity. She likes to give them a grab when we are out.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
12-18-2007, 02:41 PM
fastest thread to 100 posts! go!!!!

Donger
12-18-2007, 02:42 PM
I had to have one of them removed for medical reasons.

Sorry to hear that. Is that why she doesn't?

Sure-Oz
12-18-2007, 02:42 PM
I'm suprised this wasn't started by blueballs

Radar Chief
12-18-2007, 02:43 PM
pussy :p

:shrug: Maybe, but it was like getting racked in a long, slow, continuous fashion.

DBO82
12-18-2007, 02:43 PM
A light scrape of the fingernails.

Played like a set of bongo drums.

Donger
12-18-2007, 02:44 PM
Long before I got married I had a girl that did killer oral, at least until she got to “the boys”. She’d suck on them one at a time and mother fugger did it hurt. The rest of the oral was so good I didn’t complain though.

A "testicular test pilot," eh?

jspchief
12-18-2007, 02:45 PM
Really?Yea.

It's kind of like the dish served alongside a great steak. Yea i'd liek something tasty, but as long as I get the steak....

Donger
12-18-2007, 02:45 PM
As I predicted, the female members of CP are avoiding this thread. I'll bet you they are lurking, however, salivating at learning the mystery of the testicle.

Radar Chief
12-18-2007, 02:45 PM
A "testicular test pilot," eh?

I just don’t think girls understand how sensitive those things are. Certainly gave her credit for effort though.

Delano
12-18-2007, 02:46 PM
Luckily, with my size, the wife can get all of my triage of delight in her mouth at the same time.

Once it is all inside, she works it like a champ. Pressure changes, tongue action, and waves of saliva.

Donger
12-18-2007, 02:47 PM
I just don’t think girls understand how sensitive those things are. Certainly gave her credit for effort though.

I actually think that's the problem. I think many women think they ARE too sensitive.

Donger
12-18-2007, 02:47 PM
Luckily, with my size, the wife can get all of my triage of delight in her mouth at the same time.

Once it is all inside, she works it like a champ. Pressure changes, tongue action, and waves of saliva.

Luckily?

jspchief
12-18-2007, 02:47 PM
Luckily, with my size, the wife can get all of my triage of delight in her mouth at the same time.

Once it is all inside, she works it like a champ. Pressure changes, tongue action, and waves of saliva.erm...

Sure-Oz
12-18-2007, 02:48 PM
Luckily, with my size, the wife can get all of my triage of delight in her mouth at the same time.

Once it is all inside, she works it like a champ. Pressure changes, tongue action, and waves of saliva.
Work Warning

StcChief
12-18-2007, 02:48 PM
My wife enjoys giving them a little play. Not necessarily during sexual activity. She likes to give them a grab when we are out.
that's showing off to other women.....it's an "oh BTW these are mine"

Donger
12-18-2007, 02:48 PM
Yea.

It's kind of like the dish served alongside a great steak. Yea i'd liek something tasty, but as long as I get the steak....

Well, just think of it as an appetizer.

FAX
12-18-2007, 02:49 PM
A gentleman should never discuss such things, Mr. Donger. So allow me to elaborate.

In all my "affairs de amor", the mystery of the testicles has never been an issue. Prior to lovemaking, it is best to quietly and calmly discuss your preferences with your partner - often a glass of wine helps to reduce inhibitions. As your partner becomes increasingly comfortable with the conversation, share with her that the term "testicles" is actually derived from the word "testy" which is what happens to a man should his partner not provide sufficient attention to that area of anatomy. In other words, you'll slap the bitch if she don't snack on the sack.

FAX

Delano
12-18-2007, 02:49 PM
Luckily?

Absolutely. My wife may look odd, but her cavernous mouth is great for oral.

bkkcoh
12-18-2007, 02:49 PM
Luckily, with my size, the wife can get all of my triage of delight in her mouth at the same time.

Once it is all inside, she works it like a champ. Pressure changes, tongue action, and waves of saliva.


Are you bragging or is she complaining???




:cuss: :banghead:

Sure-Oz
12-18-2007, 02:51 PM
A gentleman should never discuss such things, Mr. Donger. So allow me to elaborate.

In all my "affairs de amor", the mystery of the testicles has never been an issue. Prior to lovemaking, it is best to quietly and calmly discuss your preferences with your partner - often a glass of wine helps to reduce inhibitions. As your partner becomes increasingly comfortable with the conversation, share with her that the term "testicles" is actually derived from the word "testy" which is what happens to a man should his partner not provide sufficient attention to that area of anatomy. In other words, you'll slap the bitch if she don't snack on the sack.

FAX
ROFL

Sure-Oz
12-18-2007, 02:53 PM
Absolutely. My wife may look odd, but her cavernous mouth is great for oral.
hows her gag reflex?

Mr. Plow
12-18-2007, 02:56 PM
that's showing off to other women.....it's an "oh BTW these are mine"

Eh, whatever gets her to touch my balls is good by me.

Pushead2
12-18-2007, 02:56 PM
Luckily, with my size, the wife can get all of my triage of delight in her mouth at the same time.

Once it is all inside, she works it like a champ. Pressure changes, tongue action, and waves of saliva.

feel bad for you or your wife has a massive mouth + experience on how to do it.

StcChief
12-18-2007, 02:57 PM
Eh, whatever gets her to touch my balls is good by me.
yeah, agreeed..... they do get a thrill from advanced PDA.

bkkcoh
12-18-2007, 02:59 PM
feel bad for you or your wife has a big ass mouth + experience on how to do it.


I don't think he said anything about a big ass. unless i missed the post....






:p

Pushead2
12-18-2007, 03:02 PM
I don't think he said anything about a big ass. unless i missed the post....






:p

fixed it

88TG88
12-18-2007, 03:30 PM
What were you two doing that you started thinking about testicles ?

Scaga
12-18-2007, 03:33 PM
This thread (I don't know why) made me think of the great exchange in "Planes, Trains & Automobiles"

Del: You play with your balls alot.
Neal: I do not "play with my balls."
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in one night as you do in an hour.
Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
Del: No, I'm simply stating a fact, that's all. You fidgit with your nuts alot.
Neal: You know what would make me happy?
Del: Another couple balls and an extra set of fingers?

El Jefe
12-18-2007, 03:45 PM
This thread (I don't know why) made me think of the great exchange in "Planes, Trains & Automobiles"

Del: You play with your balls alot.
Neal: I do not "play with my balls."
Del: Larry Bird doesn't do as much ball handling in one night as you do in an hour.
Neal: Are you trying to start a fight?
Del: No, I'm simply stating a fact, that's all. You fidgit with your nuts alot.
Neal: You know what would make me happy?
Del: Another couple balls and an extra set of fingers?


Thats one of my favorite movies and I don't remeber anything like that :hmmm:

Donger
12-18-2007, 04:00 PM
What were you two doing that you started thinking about testicles ?

We went snowmobiling this weekend and I accidentally sat on my balls while snowmobiling.

RJ
12-18-2007, 04:34 PM
My testicles are so happy they should have little smiley faces painted on them.

I've found that happy testicles makes me a happier and healthier person. Studies show that well maintained testicles can reduce or even eliminate stress, a known killer. Also, it's been proven that properly aligned testicles keep the spinal column straight, a boon to the central nervous system.

In short, if your wife or s/o isn't taking care of your balls, she is taking years off your life.

Donger
12-18-2007, 04:38 PM
Still no ladies? Don't be shy, girls. You can learn everything there is to know about testicles (but were afraid to ask) on this very thread.

QuikSsurfer
12-18-2007, 04:42 PM
my partner gives them plenty of attention... she'll lick and suck.. but this attention requires them to be hairless :)
which brings up the next question.. how many of you shave your balls?

DBO82
12-18-2007, 04:45 PM
my partner gives them plenty of attention... she'll lick and suck.. but this attention requires them to be hairless :)
which brings up the next question.. how many of you shave your balls?



Dudeee......your cat doesn't count.

QuikSsurfer
12-18-2007, 04:54 PM
Dudeee......your cat doesn't count.
the hairy tongue doesn't do anything for me.

Count Alex's Wins
12-18-2007, 04:59 PM
As soon as I saw the thread title, I knew who posted this thread.

Phobia
12-18-2007, 05:03 PM
I have no complaints. The boys are not neglected.

Donger
12-18-2007, 05:51 PM
As soon as I saw the thread title, I knew who posted this thread.

That only proves that you are minimally-observant. And I trust that you have no pertinent input for this thread.

Count Alex's Wins
12-18-2007, 06:09 PM
I trust that you have no pertinent input for this thread.

As a eunuch, how could I?

"Bob" Dobbs
12-18-2007, 06:18 PM
Nuttiest thread in a long time.

listopencil
12-18-2007, 07:45 PM
Lightly handled and gently fondled. Other than that leave 'em alone.

DBO82
12-18-2007, 07:47 PM
I have no complaints. The boys are not neglected.

Your proctologist doesn't count.

Donger
12-18-2007, 08:12 PM
Still no females? You gals have no balls.

DBO82
12-18-2007, 08:20 PM
Still no females? You gals have no balls.

Do they prefer them salted or unsalted?

Donger
12-18-2007, 08:23 PM
Do they prefer them salted or unsalted?

They? You are female, yes?

DBO82
12-18-2007, 08:25 PM
They? You are female, yes?


Why?

Donger
12-18-2007, 08:26 PM
Why?

Did you read this thread? If so, I would hope that you'd know why.

DBO82
12-18-2007, 08:27 PM
Did you read this thread? If so, I would hope that you'd know why.


I stated earlier how I like my balls handled.

Does that answer your question?

Donger
12-18-2007, 08:29 PM
I stated earlier how I like my balls handled.

Does that answer your question?

Indeed, it does.

NUKED
12-18-2007, 08:29 PM
j

DBO82
12-18-2007, 08:29 PM
Indeed, it does.

Or does it?

Maybe I'm a hermp.

L.A. Chieffan
12-18-2007, 08:30 PM
mmmm Roast Beef....

DBO82
12-18-2007, 08:30 PM
Whoa.....that was a surprise

Donger
12-18-2007, 08:31 PM
Or does it?

Maybe I'm a hermp.

It doesn't really matter.

Chest Rockwell
12-18-2007, 08:33 PM
I'm thinking Arby's.

booger
12-19-2007, 12:24 AM
this thread needs more rimjob (endelt)

booger
12-19-2007, 12:26 AM
Everybody likes their nuts sucked on and their taint spanked every now and then.

Count Alex's Wins
12-19-2007, 12:35 AM
Everybody likes their nuts sucked on and their taint spanked every now and then.

Yeah but you ain't lived 'til the prostate has been massaged.

booger
12-19-2007, 12:39 AM
sicko

Count Alex's Wins
12-19-2007, 12:41 AM
sicko

Wait until your have your prostate massaged while getting a blowjob. You'll freak the **** out and love the girl forever.

booger
12-19-2007, 12:42 AM
Clayton owns a man dildo everybody

booger
12-19-2007, 12:44 AM
Wait until your have your prostate massaged while getting a blowjob. You'll freak the **** out and love that asian tranny forever.

gross