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dollar1
07-24-2001, 02:08 PM
I read on CBS.sportsline.com that Mike Peterson, the Mike Peterson led the league in tackles last year.

I also noticed in the LA Times that he was instrumental in lowering the price of energy, discovering new sources of energy...all this without harming the ozone.

He mentioned in passing that once he had taken care of the country's energy crisis, he would use his same prowis in finding Chandra Levy...ALIVE.

WHAT WILL HE DO NEXT???


Brett

shakesthecat
07-24-2001, 02:17 PM
Who's Mike Peterson?

shakes-too lazy to look it up himself

Iowanian
07-24-2001, 02:21 PM
shakes,

wasn't he one of the training camp "jesse haynes" stories...gonna be the next dick butkis?

morphius
07-24-2001, 02:22 PM
Shakes - How can you not know who Mike Peterson is, not only is he a great football player, but is the greatest super hero of all time. Heck, just last week we kept 2 planes full of 100's of people from crashing, saved one island from being destroyed by volcano and then to top it off destroyed a large astroid about the East Coast that surely would have destroyed the world.

Morphius
Sheesh, how can any human not know Mike Peterson?

Phobia
07-24-2001, 02:23 PM
Mike Peterson is the Anti-Christ. All these superhuman feats are a facade. He's waiting to become known to all mankind as our defender against all evil - then he'll POUNCE.

Be afraid .....

Be VERY afraid!

shakesthecat
07-24-2001, 02:28 PM
Ohhh, THAT Mike Peterson.
Boy is my face red!
I'll try to keep up on current events better.

KCTitus
07-24-2001, 02:38 PM
Did someone say MIKE PETERSON?!

AustinChief
07-24-2001, 02:39 PM
test

Phobia
07-24-2001, 02:47 PM
shakes,

2 years ago, some guy came on the kc.com BB talking about how the Chiefs BETTER draft Mike Peterson at #19 (or whatever pick we had) because he was the absolute BEST LB to ever come out of Fla. Then he proceeded to tell us about his superhuman strength and his accomplishments on and OFF the football field. It became a huge joke amongst us.

He was drafted early in the 2nd round by Indy and has shaped into a pretty good LB - undersized, but he has a nose for the ball - kinda like Zach Thomas. Thomas was a 5th round selection if I remember correctly.

Every once in a while, we spoof the guy. It's fun - but sounds pretty stupid if you aren't "in" on the joke.

svuba
07-24-2001, 03:02 PM
Us Mike Peterson supporters were right though Kphobia He was an excellent pick.

What ever happened to his presidential bid anyway?

Luzap
07-24-2001, 06:04 PM
svuba,

I'm writing his speach now.

Luz
he's defenitely a conservative...

AustinChief
07-24-2001, 07:27 PM
test

mcan
07-25-2001, 12:31 AM
Mike Peterson could beat up your Peterson!

Lightning Rod
07-25-2001, 08:07 AM
Kloster,

I always suspected you of being a communist. But to tarnish the name of the all powerful Mike Peterson that is just going too far.

May you die of gonorrhea and Rot in Hell!

KCTitus
07-25-2001, 08:28 AM
AustinChief: maybe you should call MIKE PETERSON in to help with the BB! I hear he's an advanced Web Designer as well as humanitarian around the world. :D