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BigMeatballDave
12-25-2007, 06:02 PM
Anyone as bored as I am?

Dunit35
12-25-2007, 06:03 PM
we've been sitting here watching cold case for three hours now...so yes.

88TG88
12-25-2007, 06:05 PM
Lakers win


I'm bored now

BigMeatballDave
12-25-2007, 06:06 PM
I've been back and forth between the TV and here for the past 4 hrs.

stevieray
12-25-2007, 06:15 PM
great thread title.

BigMeatballDave
12-25-2007, 06:16 PM
great thread title.I was trying to keep a holiday theme.

blueballs
12-25-2007, 06:22 PM
HUTARD got bored at Hootie Christmas party
roofies

Thig Lyfe
12-25-2007, 06:25 PM
I was trying to keep a holiday theme.

I'm offended.

It should be "BABY Jesus, I am bored..."

Short Leash Hootie
12-25-2007, 06:28 PM
I'm drinking Bacardi Gold and Pepsi waiting to go to the bars in like 20 minutes...last Christmas I got slapped in the face by some chick! Hopefully I can best that this year...I have a pocket full of roofies...SOOOO

blueballs
12-25-2007, 06:30 PM
I'm drinking Bacardi Gold and Pepsi waiting to go to the bars in like 20 minutes...last Christmas I got slapped in the face by some chick! Hopefully I can best that this year...I have a pocket full of roofies...SOOOO

HUTARD got a San Diego Chicken outfit for Christmas

Mecca
12-25-2007, 06:36 PM
Lakers win


I'm bored now

Are you shocked that Andrew Bynum looks like he's good now?

Short Leash Hootie
12-25-2007, 06:36 PM
ChiefsPlanet myth #1904812: Hootie is a fan of Damon Huard.

Skip Towne
12-25-2007, 06:39 PM
I'm drinking Bacardi Gold and Pepsi waiting to go to the bars in like 20 minutes...last Christmas I got slapped in the face by some chick! Hopefully I can best that this year...I have a pocket full of roofies...SOOOO
If you had quicker reflexes those chicks couldn't bitch slap you like that.

Short Leash Hootie
12-25-2007, 06:39 PM
If you had quicker reflexes those chicks couldn't bitch slap you like that.
I like being bitch slapped...that's jerk off material right there!

Skip Towne
12-25-2007, 06:42 PM
I like being bitch slapped...that's jerk off material right there!
Well, OK

ChiefaRoo
12-25-2007, 06:44 PM
This thread reminds me of that "Bad Santa" movie. Skip's the midget elf.

Short Leash Hootie
12-25-2007, 06:45 PM
Well, OK
apples and oranges...apples and oranges

smittysbar
12-25-2007, 06:47 PM
Just started watching Rush Hour 3

JohninGpt
12-25-2007, 06:50 PM
I'm offended.

It should be "BABY Jesus, I am bored..."
Or maybe Jumpin' Jesus on a brand new Christmas Pogo Stick, I'm bored.

88TG88
12-25-2007, 06:57 PM
Are you shocked that Andrew Bynum looks like he's good now?
No, I kind of figured he needed a few years to grow up before we could see whether or not he was good. And the personal tutelage from Kareem sure doesn't hurt

Count Zarth
12-25-2007, 07:25 PM
The good Lord will always take those who are bored into his heart. Just open the good book and read and you are sure to be entertained.

luv
12-25-2007, 08:03 PM
You're welcome to come clean my apartment. I've been playing this damn game and haven't accomplished anything.

Discuss Thrower
12-25-2007, 08:05 PM
I like being bitch slapped...that's jerk off material right there!

Neg rep for being a dee-generate.

BigMeatballDave
12-25-2007, 08:15 PM
The good Lord will always take those who are bored into his heart. Just open the good book and read and you are sure to be entertained.If by "Good Book", you mean, "Penthouse", then Great!

luv
12-25-2007, 08:17 PM
If by "Good Book", you mean, "Penthouse", then Great!
That's a magazine.

BigMeatballDave
12-25-2007, 08:17 PM
You're welcome to come clean my apartment. I've been playing this damn game and haven't accomplished anything.I'd be happy to. Although, after driving the 800 miles to your place, I'd likely be to tired to clean...

BigMeatballDave
12-25-2007, 08:18 PM
That's a magazine.I didn't realize we were splitting hairs...

Mecca
12-25-2007, 08:20 PM
I wonder what game she is playing.

luv
12-25-2007, 08:21 PM
I wonder what game she is playing.
Chuzzles :redface:

Mecca
12-25-2007, 08:25 PM
I don't even know what that is...it sounds dirty.

ChiefaRoo
12-25-2007, 08:25 PM
Chuzzles :redface:

??

luv
12-25-2007, 08:27 PM
http://www.popcap.com/games/chuzzle?s_kwcid=chuzzle|2202794028&gclid=CNOv_sqAxZACFTaEOAodGU_dYQ

Mecca
12-25-2007, 08:29 PM
Playing that game would interfere with my porn downloading...

Count Zarth
12-25-2007, 08:35 PM
Mecca does not have a girlfriend. How sad.

Mecca
12-25-2007, 08:37 PM
Mecca does not have a girlfriend. How sad.

It was a joke.......

And anyway since when do people with girlfriends not look at porn? What kinda weird relationship would that be, hell chicks are into porn.

banyon
12-25-2007, 08:38 PM
Mecca does not have a girlfriend. How sad.


:spock:


...

seriously.


...

:spock:

WTF

:spock:

Mecca
12-25-2007, 08:39 PM
:spock:


...

seriously.


...

:spock:

WTF

:spock:

He thinks I am jealous of his hand.

luv
12-25-2007, 08:40 PM
It was a joke.......

And anyway since when do people with girlfriends not look at porn? What kinda weird relationship would that be, hell chicks are into porn.
Yes.

Count Zarth
12-25-2007, 08:40 PM
It was a joke.......


Mecca the sad clown.

DaKCMan AP
12-25-2007, 08:41 PM
http://www.hyperorg.com/gifs/separated/jimbelushi.jpg

Mecca
12-25-2007, 08:41 PM
Goatse must have gotten a pass made at him today by the morbidly obese girl with mold under her arms so now he thinks he's the man.

luv
12-25-2007, 08:42 PM
http://www.hyperorg.com/gifs/separated/jimbelushi.jpg
I never really noticed how good looking he was when he was younger. Beautiful eyes.

BigMeatballDave
12-25-2007, 08:42 PM
Yes.Luv watches porn? That's Hot...

ChiefaRoo
12-25-2007, 08:43 PM
I never really noticed how good looking he was when he was younger. Beautiful eyes.

WTF?

Mecca
12-25-2007, 08:43 PM
Most women watch porn....they just don't generally admit to it.

Count Zarth
12-25-2007, 08:44 PM
I never really noticed how good looking he was when he was younger. Beautiful eyes.

He's a sexy beast. I'd do him.

banyon
12-25-2007, 08:46 PM
Mecca the sad clown.

Yes mecca is the clown. http://www.ncaabbs.com/forums/images/smilies/01-wingedeagle.gif

Here's a video of GoChiefs from a couple of years back (couldn't find another place to use this):

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banyon
12-25-2007, 08:47 PM
Most women watch porn....they just don't generally admit to it.

I had a girl who wanted to make porn with me one time. Why the hell did I break up with her???

DaKCMan AP
12-25-2007, 08:50 PM
Aayoo
I'm tired of using technology

luv
12-25-2007, 08:50 PM
Luv watches porn? That's Hot...
Why? Don't most people?

BigMeatballDave
12-25-2007, 08:53 PM
Why? Don't most people?I'm just messing with ya...

luv
12-25-2007, 08:57 PM
I'm just messing with ya...
I'd say so. Most people here know I'm not hot.

ChiefaRoo
12-25-2007, 08:58 PM
I'd say so. Most people here know I'm not hot.

Luv, hot is a state of mind as much as it is genetics.

luv
12-25-2007, 09:01 PM
Luv, hot is a state of mind as much as it is genetics.
Have you ever been around those people who think they're hot, and they're definitely not?

banyon
12-25-2007, 09:01 PM
Luv, hot is a state of mind as much as it is genetics.


Roo is right on this score. At least after dudes get past 23 or so.

banyon
12-25-2007, 09:02 PM
Have you ever been around those people who think they're hot, and they're definitely not?


There are measurables to be sure. I mean if you need a crane to be lifted from your bedroom, then your attitude won't matter much. But most girls can make do.

ChiefaRoo
12-25-2007, 09:04 PM
Have you ever been around those people who think they're hot, and they're definitely not?

Yeah, but a lot of that is obnoxiousness. Dressing well and being quietly confident is hot.

luv
12-25-2007, 09:04 PM
Roo is right on this score. At least after dudes get past 23 or so.
Trust me, men ten years older than that still have to get past the looks before they see anything else. Not trying to male bash. Just how it is. I'm not saying I'm ugly or lack self confidence, because neither is true. I'm just honest with myself is all. Anyway.....

DaKCMan AP
12-25-2007, 09:05 PM
I'm not ashamed that I surround myself with beautiful people.

luv
12-25-2007, 09:06 PM
I'm not ashamed that I surround myself with beautiful people.
Shallow bastard. :p

Count Zarth
12-25-2007, 09:07 PM
You are a beautiful man, AP. Very sexy. You should look into modeling.

ChiefaRoo
12-25-2007, 09:07 PM
Trust me, men ten years older than that still have to get past the looks before they see anything else. Not trying to male bash. Just how it is. I'm not saying I'm ugly or lack self confidence, because neither is true. I'm just honest with myself is all. Anyway.....

Guys can easily be fooled by makeup and some cleavage or some other physical distraction. I see it happen all the time.

DaKCMan AP
12-25-2007, 09:08 PM
Guys can easily be fooled by makeup and some cleavage or some other physical distraction. I see it happen all the time.

And massive amounts of alcohol.

ChiefaRoo
12-25-2007, 09:08 PM
You are a beautiful man, AP. Very sexy. You should look into modeling.

Clayton? Shouldn't you be upstairs with the family celebrating Christmas?

luv
12-25-2007, 09:09 PM
And massive amounts of alcohol.
Shhhhh!!!!

Mecca
12-25-2007, 09:12 PM
I had a girl who wanted to make porn with me one time. Why the hell did I break up with her???

You don't think things through huh?

luv
12-25-2007, 09:14 PM
Hey GOATSE, how was the Water Horse? Didn't you go se it today?

banyon
12-25-2007, 09:15 PM
You don't think things through huh?

Not that time. LOL

Count Zarth
12-25-2007, 09:26 PM
Clayton? Shouldn't you be upstairs with the family celebrating Christmas?

My family doesn't celebrate xmas.

Count Zarth
12-25-2007, 09:27 PM
Hey GOATSE, how was the Water Horse? Didn't you go se it today?

Snuck in for free and it was packed. Going tomorrow.

ChiefaRoo
12-25-2007, 09:27 PM
My family doesn't celebrate xmas.


Really? why not?

Count Zarth
12-25-2007, 09:30 PM
Really? why not?

They are Jemimah's Witnesses.

banyon
12-25-2007, 09:32 PM
They are Jemimah's Witnesses.
:crybaby:

Bill Parcells
12-25-2007, 09:32 PM
They are Jemimah's Witnesses.
But what are you?

Didn't Nick Athan celebrate Christmas today?

Count Zarth
12-25-2007, 09:32 PM
But what are you?


I am an agnostic.

Bill Parcells
12-25-2007, 09:33 PM
I am an agnostic.
You're a sycophant, not an agnostic.

Count Zarth
12-25-2007, 09:34 PM
You're a sycophant, not an agnostic.

I am not sure who I have flattered lately other than DaKCMan, who is a sexy beast.

luv
12-25-2007, 09:35 PM
I recently got new neighbors above me. They are loud. Carry on.

DaKCMan AP
12-25-2007, 09:36 PM
I recently got new neighbors above me. They are loud. Carry on.

Good for them!

Count Zarth
12-25-2007, 09:36 PM
I recently got new neighbors above me. They are loud. Carry on.

**** ME SANTA **** ME SANTA **** ME SANTA **** ME SANTA

Bill Parcells
12-25-2007, 09:37 PM
I am not sure who I have flattered lately other than DaKCMan, who is a sexy beast.

A sycophant (Gr. συκοφάντης) is a servile person who, acting in their own self interest, attempts to win favor by flattering one or more influential people, with an undertone that this is at the cost of their own personal pride, principles, and peer respect.

acting in their own self interest

As GoChiefs, ''internet superstar'', you might be agnostic. but as CW.Wendler, ''star reporter'' for WPI. you are a sycophant.

Nzoner
12-25-2007, 09:39 PM
Bored,no.

Buzzed,yes.

Been drinking all day celebrating with my lil bro and his family and friends here in GA,just got back from taking a dipshit soldier back to the fort and driving fast with my 17 year old nephew in the pouring rain.Now back at bro's with aother margarita and getting reddy to play a lil progressive rummy.

Count Zarth
12-25-2007, 09:39 PM
acting in their own self interest

As GoChiefs, ''internet superstar'', you might be agnostic. but as CW.Wendler, ''star reporter'' for WPI. you are a sycophant.

Oh, not really.

I have no more good things to say about Herm. In fact, if he loses next week I have something special planned. Mwahahaha!

luv
12-25-2007, 09:40 PM
**** ME SANTA **** ME SANTA **** ME SANTA **** ME SANTA
Not in the sack. It just sounds like they keep dropping something heavy. And stomping around. Never hardly heard my old neighbors.

Bill Parcells
12-25-2007, 09:41 PM
Oh, not really.

I have no more good things to say about Herm. In fact, if he loses next week I have something special planned. Mwahahaha!
What's planned if the Chiefs win? which might very well happen. the Jets teh suck.

Mecca
12-25-2007, 09:41 PM
Not in the sack. It just sounds like they keep dropping something heavy. And stomping around. Never hardly heard my old neighbors.

Are you the one that had the deaf neighbors that screwed really loudly? I know someone told me that story, I just can't place it.

luv
12-25-2007, 09:43 PM
Are you the one that had the deaf neighbors that screwed really loudly? I know someone told me that story, I just can't place it.
I used to hear my neighbors having sex at my old apartment, but they weren't deaf.

DaKCMan AP
12-25-2007, 09:43 PM
Not in the sack. It just sounds like they keep dropping something heavy. And stomping around. Never hardly heard my old neighbors.

Bummer. It's important to live on the top floor.

luv
12-25-2007, 09:44 PM
What's planned if the Chiefs win? which might very well happen. the Jets teh suck.
What a coinkidink. So do the Chiefs.

Mecca
12-25-2007, 09:44 PM
Ah ok, someone I know......had these deaf neighbors that ****ed extremely loudly. So of course them being deaf meant beating on the wall or yelling...didn't help.

Nzoner
12-25-2007, 09:45 PM
I used to hear my neighbors having sex at my old apartment, but they weren't deaf.


"she gets to goin like a motorboat...ffffffock me alex,fffffock me alex,alex fock me,alex fock me!!"

luv
12-25-2007, 09:46 PM
Bummer. It's important to live on the top floor.
1. Rent is $20 cheaper down here, plus $10 more off for have a partial basement apartment (my "balcony" is a retaining wall).

2. No one would have helped me move.

Mecca
12-25-2007, 09:46 PM
If you live on the top you get shitty water pressure...

Count Zarth
12-25-2007, 09:47 PM
What's planned if the Chiefs win?

Criticism.

Discuss Thrower
12-25-2007, 09:51 PM
**** ME SANTA **** ME SANTA **** ME SANTA **** ME SANTA

Neg rep for ruining the spirit of Christmas.

DaKCMan AP
12-25-2007, 09:51 PM
If you live on the top you get shitty water pressure...

My water pressure is great. I'm sure I pay a little more, but I don't get noise above me and the top floor gets vaulted ceilings.

luv
12-25-2007, 09:52 PM
Neg rep for ruining the spirit of Christmas.
Eh. I'm pretty sure my spirits would be up if I was screaming that.

Discuss Thrower
12-25-2007, 09:54 PM
Eh. I'm pretty sure my spirits would be up if I was screaming that.

Frrrrrrrrrrr-eak. I'd neg rep that too if it weren't for the fact I live partly in Springfield and you could easily find me.

Nzoner
12-25-2007, 09:54 PM
Eh. I'm pretty sure my spirits would be up if I was screaming that.


That's funny shit right there ROFL

Rep

luv
12-25-2007, 09:55 PM
Frrrrrrrrrrr-eak. I'd neg rep that too if it weren't for the fact I live partly in Springfield and you could easily find me.
Where's the other part live? :p

luv
12-25-2007, 09:57 PM
That's funny shit right there ROFL

Rep
Me? Funny?

It was either one of those really rare accidents, or you are a little more than buzzed. :p

Discuss Thrower
12-25-2007, 10:00 PM
Where's the other part live? :p

Not your apartment, you Yuletide nymphomaniac.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-25-2007, 10:07 PM
1. Rent is $20 cheaper down here, plus $10 more off for have a partial basement apartment (my "balcony" is a retaining wall).
The high-class complexes refer to those as "Garden level". Does that make it sound more appealing to you?

BigMeatballDave
12-25-2007, 10:08 PM
I'd say so. Most people here know I'm not hot.Now why would you go and say that? Beauty is within the eye. Don't sell yourself short. I've seen you on here. You look better than what you give yourself credit for...

Buck
12-25-2007, 10:09 PM
Im bored too, no cool gadgets or gizmos to mess around with.

luv
12-25-2007, 10:10 PM
The high-class complexes refer to those as "Garden level". Does that make it sound more appealing to you?
I couldn't care less either way. The only thing I go out there for is to get into my storage closet anyway. There's not much I would change about this place, except the new neighbors. Third ones who have lived up there since I've been here, and the first ones I've heard. Of course, I've not got gotten home from work until 12:30AM up until a few weeks ago. Anyway, I love my apartment!

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-25-2007, 10:13 PM
I could care less either way. The only thing I go out there for is to get into my storage closet anyway. There's not much I would change about this place, except the new neighbors. Third ones who have lived up there since I've been here, and the first ones I've heard. Of course, I've not got gotten home from work until 12:30AM up until a few weeks ago. Anyway, I love my apartment!
Oh, you still have a patio. The "Garden Level" apartment I used to live in had a window where the patio door normally would be, and if you opened the blinds you got a breathtaking view of a railroad tie wall.

BigMeatballDave
12-25-2007, 10:13 PM
If you live on the top you get shitty water pressure...This is true...

luv
12-25-2007, 10:15 PM
Oh, you still have a patio. The "Garden Level" apartment I used to live in had a window where the patio door normally would be, and if you opened the blinds you got a breathtaking view of a railroad tie wall.
Oh yeah. I still have a patio area. Just, instead of a fancy railing, I have a cement wall that comes up to my chest. Moving in was a breeze, too.

BigMeatballDave
12-25-2007, 10:17 PM
Oh yeah. I still have a patio area. Just, instead of a fancy railing, I have a cement wall that comes up to my chest. Moving in was a breeze, too.Are you enjoying your new position and hours?

luv
12-25-2007, 10:19 PM
Are you enjoying your new position and hours?
YES!!!!!

I should probably head to bed soon. Technically, I'm supposed to be off tomorrow, but I decided to work half a day yesterday, and half a day tomorrow. No one else will be there, so I can get a bunch done without emails or phone calls. Also, my guys leave out in the morning. Want to be sure they have everything.

luv
12-25-2007, 10:35 PM
Speaking of day jobs.....

chiefs1111
12-25-2007, 10:36 PM
me and a buddy of mine were bored so we went driving around looking for a bar an of course almost nothing was open. we finally find one that is open and its about 1155pm and they said they were closing in 5 minutes,we got 1 jack and coke each and now its back home,what a fun night!

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-25-2007, 10:41 PM
Speaking of day jobs.....
I'm still on the IR, get off my case about it already.

luv
12-25-2007, 10:42 PM
I'm still on the IR, get off my case about it already.
Eh. I'm not going in until 8:30, and I'm only working four hours anyway. :)

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-25-2007, 10:47 PM
Eh. I'm not going in until 8:30, and I'm only working four hours anyway. :)
I thought you meant the rest of us with day jobs needed to get our asses to bed too.

luv
12-25-2007, 10:49 PM
I thought you meant the rest of us with day jobs needed to get our asses to bed too.
Oh no. I'm already yawning. Only two and a half weeks in, and I already can't make it past midnight.

My neighbors upstairs are still washing clothes.

BigMeatballDave
12-25-2007, 10:59 PM
Oh no. I'm already yawning. Only two and a half weeks in, and I already can't make it past midnight.

My neighbors upstairs are still washing clothes.I am off until next wednesday. During a normal work week, I am in bed by 9, up at 3. Congrats on your promotion.

luv
12-25-2007, 10:59 PM
I am off until next wednesday. During a normal work week, I am in bed by 9, up at 3. Congrats on your promotion.
Thanks!

luv
12-26-2007, 08:38 PM
So, who's bored?

Mecca
12-26-2007, 08:41 PM
We're online at 10 at night, of course we're bored.

DaKCMan AP
12-26-2007, 08:43 PM
Yes.

luv
12-26-2007, 08:46 PM
I don't see how one person can create do much dirty laundry.

Mecca
12-26-2007, 08:48 PM
That's what happens when you let it build up.

DaKCMan AP
12-26-2007, 08:48 PM
http://www.werkverzeichnis.de/seven/122.jpg

luv
12-26-2007, 08:52 PM
I had a very productive day.

Discuss Thrower
12-26-2007, 08:54 PM
Just got done watching most of the 40 Year Old Virgin with my grandparents.

Mecca
12-26-2007, 08:56 PM
Just got done watching most of the 40 Year Old Virgin with my grandparents.

They kept looking at the TV then looking at you......questioning...

DaKCMan AP
12-26-2007, 08:57 PM
When I was 14 I saw 'Go' in the theaters with my grandparents. That was ****ed up.

Discuss Thrower
12-26-2007, 08:58 PM
They kept looking at the TV then looking at you......questioning...

All I have to say to that is there are some psycho college girls.

luv
12-26-2007, 09:36 PM
Well, guess I'll go crash.