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Fat Elvis
12-28-2007, 12:01 PM
Are there any laws against mailing poop in a box? If not, fans should start mailing, en masse, boxes of poop to 1 Arrowhead Drive. Send them to Carl, send them to Gretz, send them to Rufus; just let them know we aren't going to take their shit any more.

BigMeatballDave
12-28-2007, 12:02 PM
Yes. Its a biohazard. There is enough shit in Arrowhead, as it is...

el borracho
12-28-2007, 12:02 PM
ROFL I can't say for sure which one but I'm sure that is against some law.

Sure-Oz
12-28-2007, 12:03 PM
Take a dump on gretz's car

im sure the chiefs FO already has done a 2 guys and a gretz

siberian khatru
12-28-2007, 12:04 PM
Why, just so they can start it at RT?

el borracho
12-28-2007, 12:04 PM
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm
the Poop
In the box


Ruuuuuuuuuuuuub
Carl's nose
In shit

BigMeatballDave
12-28-2007, 12:04 PM
Now, boxes of 'fake' poo would be hilarious.

el borracho
12-28-2007, 12:04 PM
Why, just so they can start it at RT?
Zing! We have a winner!

Braincase
12-28-2007, 12:05 PM
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm
the Poop
In the box


Ruuuuuuuuuuuuub
Carl's nose
In shit

Won't you come and...
Flush me!
Fluuuuush meeeeeee!

Simply Red
12-28-2007, 12:06 PM
Yes. Its a biohazard. There is enough shit in Arrowhead, as it is...
wow! ROFL rep.

Simply Red
12-28-2007, 12:07 PM
Yes. Its a biohazard. There is enough shit in Arrowhead, as it is...
answered the question and made a funny.

exceptional!

Frankie
12-28-2007, 12:08 PM
They are traceable, you know.

Pushead2
12-28-2007, 12:14 PM
They are traceable, you know.

send dog shit.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
12-28-2007, 12:36 PM
ummmm....I think you can go to jail for starting this thread, actually.

ottawa_chiefs_fan
12-28-2007, 12:37 PM
..threatening to send hazardous waste through the US Mail - a Federal offense.

kepp
12-28-2007, 12:38 PM
"One, cut a hole in the box. Two, stick your poop in that box. Three..."

http://blog.muchmusic.com/archives/image/d-in-a-box-feb-8.jpg

"Bob" Dobbs
12-28-2007, 12:42 PM
..threatening to send hazardous waste through the US Mail - a Federal offense....and it took a Canadian to tell us this? :hmmm:

BigMeatballDave
12-28-2007, 12:43 PM
"One, cut a hole in the box. Two, stick your poop in that box. Three..."

http://blog.muchmusic.com/archives/image/d-in-a-box-feb-8.jpgI was thinking of that, too. I actually searched for a "Poop in a Box" parody...

Baconeater
12-28-2007, 12:54 PM
..threatening to send hazardous waste through the US Mail - a Federal offense.
I don't think it was a threat, it was more like a suggestion.

Micjones
12-28-2007, 01:05 PM
Fed time might be easier to do than watching another season like this one.

Chief Chief
12-28-2007, 01:25 PM
Here's how to give 'em your poop w/o breaking any laws:

Stick your poop in a sack, go outside of CP's office, light the sack on fire, place it on the floor, knock on his door, and run!

You're disposing of your self-created bio-hazardous material by setting it on fire so that can't be illegal.

Frankie
12-28-2007, 02:06 PM
..threatening to send hazardous waste through the US Mail - a Federal offense.
Speak for yourself. Mine is bought and sold in some parts of the world as aphrodisiac.

Kerberos
12-28-2007, 03:11 PM
Kewl

Another POOP thread.

Sending it to One Arrowhead drive would just be a bonus.

How much rubber dog shit could we send before they ask the public to stop?

hawkchief
12-28-2007, 03:14 PM
I think I'll just FedEx a fart instead.

Delano
12-28-2007, 03:23 PM
Mine wouldn't be that much of an insult considering it does not stink.

Mecca
12-28-2007, 03:24 PM
Let's have some zoo keepers bring monkeys to sit outside of Arrowhead and throw poop.

bobbything
12-28-2007, 03:40 PM
Here you go. I actually purchased some for a friend for Christmas...

Linky linky (http://insultinggifts.com/index.php?cPath=29&osCsid=330a38031c7dde87741ddf06f74acb63)

Simplex3
12-28-2007, 04:02 PM
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'm
the Poop
In the box


Ruuuuuuuuuuuuub
Carl's nose
In shit
AIC

:rockon:

blueballs
12-28-2007, 04:28 PM
Poop in a 1/2 to 3/4 empty Tang jar
they might take some pooptang more seriously

farmerchief
12-28-2007, 04:32 PM
Let's have some zoo keepers bring monkeys to sit outside of Arrowhead and throw poop.
Elvis loved his monkey, Scatters!:-)

Zebedee DuBois
12-28-2007, 05:03 PM
Here's the straight poop.

I consulted my spouse, who is a microbiologist, and she reports that they mail poop via the US Postal Service all the time. Unless it is known to contain an infectious agent, it does not have to be declared.

Skip Towne
12-28-2007, 05:08 PM
Here's the straight poop.

I consulted my spouse, who is a microbiologist, and she reports that they mail poop via the US Postal Service all the time. Unless it is known to contain an infectious agent, it does not have to be declared.
Your wife knows a lot about poop. We need her here on the Planet.

Zebedee DuBois
12-28-2007, 05:20 PM
Your wife knows a lot about poop. We need her here on the Planet.

She knows a lot about poop, and every other fluid that oozes, drips, or crawls (parasitic worms) out of people, and enjoys discussing these subjects at the dinner table to observe the discomfort of fellow diners.

Yet, I think she only has enough patience to put up with one immature adult male football fan.

Buck
12-28-2007, 06:33 PM
Theres nothing illegal about mailing pictures of poop though.