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Count Zarth
12-28-2007, 09:44 PM
Hilarious site.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

HCwDB of the Week: Oompa Prompa

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/4269/db5101775223ku5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

It wasn't even close. Prom Oompa Loompa just crushed the competition. And by crushed, I mean Orange.

There's a certain genius to the Prompa, and it's not just the zoot suit or the orange or the hair. It's that nervous moment we can all relate to. That glance around right before going to the prom when you're waiting in line and making sure your tie's on straight. The only difference is that unlike all of us at our prom who just felt like we looked ridiculous, Prompa actually does look absolutely ridiculous.

The range of emotions that Prompa inspired in the comments thread ran the gamut from hilarity to depression to heavy drinking. As the everpresent anonymous put it:

I stuck a couple of waffles in the toaster for breakfast but this thing in pink just made me lose my appetite. Time to call in sick to work and crack open the first OE of the day.

Nice Old English reference. I'm not the malt liquor drinker myself, but I respect anyone who mixes it with waffles. Born 2B Bag sums up the Prompa pain:

Grieco High, Newark New Jersey class of '07. This is why Al Qaeda hates us.

They hate us for our hair gels, B2BB. choadasaurus rex wonders aloud at the development that lies in the future for this 'Bagling and his sidekick:

WTF IS THAT?!?! This teen 'Bag is definitely pushing the douchebag envelope. If he continues on this path his future here is bright... it will be interesting to follow his progression from prepubescent uberbagosity into a full blown scrote commando. Orange face, pink tux, gray spiked hair... and this is his prom gear. Imagine what his club 'Bag attire would look like? I can't even imagine... he is definitely shooting for the stars of douchedum. Watchout world... this new up and comer promises endless 'Bag material.

The sky is the limit. He's like the proverbial "next Michael Jordan" of the douchebag diegesis.

I was sad to see 'Baggish and Syndrome find less support, as both are fully grown and highly accomplished scrotemeisters, well versed in the Art of 'Bag. Each brought along a fine hottie to balance the equation, especially Syndrome's (yum).

But the Orange Prompa was not to be denied. And there will be no cropping of this pic. Part of the genius is the long-shot. Finding the Prompa standing nervously in line.

It's poetic art. Someone call the Guggenheim. Prompa is 21st Century dada at its finest.

So raise Prompa's orange jersey to the rafters and book him a ticket to the Monthly. He's officially enscribed as HCwDB legend.

BigRock
12-28-2007, 09:46 PM
That's not nearly as gross a site as the name might suggest.

Pablo
12-28-2007, 09:52 PM
OMG!!!Z!!

Tanning is teh hawt seckinez!!!

All da chiks will what him so hawd..itz gonna be wicked retawded.

snatch
12-28-2007, 09:54 PM
Hilarious site.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

HCwDB of the Week: Oompa Prompa

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/4269/db5101775223ku5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Where is the hot chick in the picture?

Bill Parcells
12-28-2007, 09:54 PM
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Mecca
12-28-2007, 09:55 PM
The guy in the pink jacket is what I would picture Satan looking like if he appeared on earth.

Pablo
12-28-2007, 09:55 PM
Where is the hot chick in the picture?She's the really tan one with the pink jacket and spiked hair.

Pablo
12-28-2007, 09:55 PM
The guy in the pink jacket is what I would picture Satan looking like if he appeared on earth.So Satan would live on Long Island?

HolmeZz
12-28-2007, 09:56 PM
He looks like a carrot.

Mecca
12-28-2007, 09:57 PM
Those people obviously are members of the orange nation, their leader is, Hulk Hogan.

Mecca
12-28-2007, 09:57 PM
So Satan would live on Long Island?

Yes, if you've been there you'll understand why.

BIG_DADDY
12-28-2007, 09:57 PM
As opposed to douchebags who have never had a chick?

Pablo
12-28-2007, 09:58 PM
How could you wake up every morning, look in the mirror, and think tanning was still a good idea?

I'd have to say if I woke up looking like that D-Bag, it would be my last day on Earth.

Pablo
12-28-2007, 09:59 PM
Yes, if you've been there you'll understand why.I've never been fortunate enough to visit an enormous dirty city. KC is big and dirty enough for me.

Valiant
12-28-2007, 10:03 PM
I appreciate Guido's.. Something I can genuinely laugh at loud at...

blueballs
12-28-2007, 10:04 PM
The burn victim's head
could be a photoshop

Valiant
12-28-2007, 10:05 PM
The burn victim's head
could be a photoshop


It is not.. It is some stupid Guido fad..

Check this link making fun of them..

http://guidofistpump.com/guidooftheweek.html

Braincase
12-28-2007, 10:07 PM
Looks like an asshole I played high school football with named Mitch Werth.

Iowanian
12-28-2007, 10:08 PM
Are you on that site, looking for inspiration?


You're only $300 cash transaction away from sinking it, sport.

luv
12-28-2007, 10:10 PM
Wow. Self-tanning lotion gone bad. The guy on the far right is kinda cute, though.

the Talking Can
12-28-2007, 10:13 PM
new jersey, of course

blueballs
12-28-2007, 10:13 PM
They're so macho they're gay
somehow that site makes this statement true

Pablo
12-28-2007, 10:16 PM
Guido's are so tough their testicles grow their own set of testicles.

Fu-get-about-it!

Iowanian
12-28-2007, 10:17 PM
Bonus! Material for this weekend when Jet trolls roll back in to tell us the Chiefs suck, because they're right, and all we have is Orange, Blown Hair, lip gloss and 4c gold chain smack.

luv
12-28-2007, 10:20 PM
Bonus! Material for this weekend when Jet trolls roll back in to tell us the Chiefs suck, because they're right, and all we have is Orange, Blown Hair, lip gloss and 4c gold chain smack.
I like "yeah, well you suck" better.

Iowanian
12-28-2007, 10:23 PM
I'm going with "well, you were right about Herm....But at least we're finally picking ahead of you in the draft for once"

blueballs
12-28-2007, 10:23 PM
The girl in the yellow dress isn't bad
till you notice the Chuck Norris arm

JohninGpt
12-28-2007, 10:25 PM
The girl in the yellow dress isn't bad
till you notice the Chuck Norris arm
The chick with the pink Oompa Loompa doesn't look too bad either. Built rather well.

jAZ
12-28-2007, 10:38 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB9002-785921.jpg

luv
12-28-2007, 10:40 PM
The girl in the yellow dress isn't bad
till you notice the Chuck Norris arm
Afraid she'll beat the shit out of ou?

noa
12-28-2007, 10:40 PM
http://getoffourisland.com/

Halfcan
12-28-2007, 10:41 PM
tanning bed nightmares

Halfcan
12-28-2007, 10:42 PM
NJ is the worst shithole in the US.

blueballs
12-28-2007, 10:42 PM
Afraid she'll beat the shit out of ou?

jealous of the delts

jAZ
12-28-2007, 10:42 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB10010-706685.jpg

luv
12-28-2007, 10:43 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB10010-706685.jpg
Is that FOUR collar shirts? ROFL

blueballs
12-28-2007, 10:44 PM
When the guys have bigger hair than the women in NJ
something just ain't right

JohninGpt
12-28-2007, 10:46 PM
Is that FOUR collar shirts? ROFL
Uhhh, he was cold?

jAZ
12-28-2007, 10:48 PM
When the guys have bigger hair than the women in NJ
something just ain't right
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/Douchesplosion-768935.jpg

unothadeal
12-28-2007, 10:50 PM
RIC FLAIR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/549/db12026dy7.jpg

jAZ
12-28-2007, 10:52 PM
RIC FLAIR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/549/db12026dy7.jpg
I was just posting that!

ROFL

luv
12-28-2007, 10:53 PM
Uhhh, he was cold?
Noticed an undershirt too. ALL short sleeved? I don't even think that was "in" in the 80's. Of course, I'm not known as a fashion guru.

Halfcan
12-28-2007, 10:55 PM
I was just posting that!

ROFL

King Carl.

blueballs
12-28-2007, 10:56 PM
I'm half expecting a pic of Jack Harry

jAZ
12-28-2007, 10:57 PM
When the guys have bigger hair than the women in NJ
something just ain't right
Part Deux

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB3071-799109.jpg

JohninGpt
12-28-2007, 11:00 PM
Noticed an undershirt too. ALL short sleeved? I don't even think that was "in" in the 80's. Of course, I'm not known as a fashion guru.
His mom just did laundry and he doesn't have a closet?

cdcox
12-28-2007, 11:00 PM
Obligatory football content:

blueballs
12-28-2007, 11:01 PM
The mohawk is making a comeback in these parts too
these G dudes do attract some nice looking ladies

JohninGpt
12-28-2007, 11:03 PM
Obligatory football content:
Judging by the look on Donk girls face and what she is doing with her fingers, the Bolt girl in powder blue is about to get a double surprise.

cdcox
12-28-2007, 11:11 PM
Judging by the look on Donk girls face and what she is doing with her fingers, the Bolt girl in powder blue is about to get a double surprise.

Well, they're kind of asking for it by wearing the "Charge 'er" jerseys.

booger
12-28-2007, 11:17 PM
The chick in the greasy jersey wants a shocker.

booger
12-28-2007, 11:18 PM
Ed McCaffrey pulls in some young trim.

Buck
12-28-2007, 11:19 PM
Obligatory football content:
Those Bronco fans are definitely douches.

booger
12-28-2007, 11:20 PM
Those Bronco fans are definitely douches.
probably all related.

booger
12-28-2007, 11:23 PM
all those girls fathers must be proud.

booger
12-28-2007, 11:24 PM
What's worse? Your daughter is a stripper, or she dates a spiked haired orange faced turd chaser?

Phobia
12-29-2007, 12:01 AM
It is not.. It is some stupid Guido fad..

Check this link making fun of them..

http://guidofistpump.com/guidooftheweek.html
The retards in the original picture are on that site.

http://guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

booger
12-29-2007, 12:03 AM
I bet all 3 would fit in the trunk of a town car or caddy.

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-29-2007, 12:33 AM
That pic is obviously photoshopped, but it reminds me of a dude I knew in college who decided to take melanin pills so that he would be tan for spring break. Needless to say, we called him "Tang" after the results. Mother****er looked like an orange highlighter busted a nut all over his face.

philfree
12-29-2007, 01:05 AM
What's worse? Your daughter is a stripper, or she dates a spiked haired orange faced turd chaser?
Oh man! My daughter is so pretty and a few years back she had a crush on a guy with a purple mohawk.....this punk wouldn't date my daughter(he had a young lil ho taking care of him) and I reached a point(after i met his dad and tried to be nice and the guy was a dick) that i was gonna shave both their heads. I know several dancing girls and I know the bar owners and if my daughter walked in they'd say no way. She wouldn't do that anyways but....I'm rambling now so......I hope my daughter marrys a golfer.....someone like her ol'man...shit...now I gotta go cry...... :)

PhilFree:arrow:

greg63
12-29-2007, 01:07 AM
Hilarious site.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

HCwDB of the Week: Oompa Prompa

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/4269/db5101775223ku5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

So what's up with the Buckwheat wanna-be in teh ghey pink suit.

SBK
12-29-2007, 01:55 AM
That original d-bag photo was on www.dirtyscottsdale.com

If you haven't seen that site it's hilarious too. I highly doubt it's work safe.....No nudity though, mostly club pictures and 30k millionaires.

Sanka
12-29-2007, 02:21 AM
Just in case the embedding didn't work, here is a link...this is freaking hilarious.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M&feature=related

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4JMOh-cul6M&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4JMOh-cul6M&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

ChiefaRoo
12-29-2007, 02:43 AM
Just in case the embedding didn't work, here is a link...this is freaking hilarious.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M&feature=related

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4JMOh-cul6M&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4JMOh-cul6M&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

LMAO

smittysbar
12-29-2007, 03:40 AM
GOATSE - Hot Chicks with Douchebags


So you finally got a girl..........or doll.......

'Hamas' Jenkins
12-29-2007, 07:48 AM
Wops :shake:

Demonpenz
12-29-2007, 10:05 AM
I always thought it would be cool since everyone tries to build huge arms, to just get huge legs. All cut and shit then where cut off jeans to the club. Then yell at people. YEAH THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU PAY THE PRICE IN THE GYM! Flex

el borracho
12-29-2007, 11:30 AM
NJ is the worst shithole in the US.
Pennsylvania is worse than many 3rd world countries- it is by far the worst state in the union.

Mecca
12-29-2007, 11:35 AM
I have a friend from Jersey, he was telling me how half the states population think they starred in the Sopranos.

Tribal Warfare
12-29-2007, 11:38 AM
Pennsylvania is worse than many 3rd world countries- it is by far the worst state in the union.

Then their's Arkansas and Mississippi the true shitholes of America

Baby Lee
12-29-2007, 11:41 AM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB12074-714741.jpg
Kill me NOW!!

Baby Lee
12-29-2007, 11:46 AM
Pennsylvania is worse than many 3rd world countries- it is by far the worst state in the union.
Stopped in a Texas Roadhouse for dinner on a return road trip from NY in western Penn [EDIT: I think it was actually Wheeling, OH, so I guess I have no point], asked the bartender how far we were from Pittsburg, just to make conversation. Dude didn't even know what direction Pittsburg was.

crazycoffey
12-29-2007, 11:50 AM
http://<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ype2HAgrfSM&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ype2HAgrfSM&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object> (http://<object width=)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ype2HAgrfSM

luv
12-29-2007, 11:53 AM
I have a question. Do we know that these guys are douchebags? They may be ugly, but does that make them douchebags?

Mecca
12-29-2007, 11:54 AM
I have a question. Do we know that these guys are douchebags? They may be ugly, but does that make them douchebags?

They're orange with spikey hair....

Pablo
12-29-2007, 11:55 AM
I have a question. Do we know that these guys are douchebags? They may be ugly, but does that make them douchebags?Their haircuts and/or tans make them douchebags by default.

That's about the only criteria.

crazycoffey
12-29-2007, 11:56 AM
They're orange with spikey hair....


I know, that's almost as bad as pale skin and long hair....




:p

luv
12-29-2007, 11:57 AM
They're orange with spikey hair....
Okay, so stupid and ugly.

Baby Lee
12-29-2007, 12:00 PM
I have a question. Do we know that these guys are douchebags? They may be ugly, but does that make them douchebags?
It's an assumption based on a self-chosen image.
It's not that they're ugly. It's that they've put effort into cultivating a look that has been associated strongly with douchebaggery.

You look at them and assess the likelihood that they;

Volunteer at soup kitchens, or
sit on the stoop calling each other 'wicked faigs.'

Tribal Warfare
12-29-2007, 12:01 PM
Okay, so stupid and ugly.


look how they're posturing themselves also, it screams bag of douche

luv
12-29-2007, 12:02 PM
It's an assumption based on a self-chosen image.
It's not that they're ugly. It's that they've put effort into cultivating a look that has been associated strongly with douchebaggery.

You look at them and assess the likelihood that they;

Volunteer at soup kitchens, or
sit on the stoop calling each other 'wicked faigs.'
I always associated the word douchebag with people who I might call assholes, jerks, or pricks.

Pablo
12-29-2007, 12:04 PM
I always associated the word douchebag with people who I might call assholes, jerks, or pricks.I'm willing to bet if you were able to associate face to face with some of these types, you'd come away calling them any number of those names.

Mecca
12-29-2007, 12:05 PM
Now now there is a difference, I'm an asshole but I'm not a douchebag.

luv
12-29-2007, 12:09 PM
Now now there is a difference, I'm an asshole but I'm not a douchebag.
Yeah. Douchebag is like a pussified version of an asshole, jerk, or prick. I can see how these guys can be automatically considered pussies.

Tribal Warfare
12-29-2007, 12:11 PM
Yeah. Douchebag is like a pussified version of an asshole, jerk, or prick.


that combined that they are full of themselves

crazycoffey
12-29-2007, 12:11 PM
Now now there is a difference, I'm an asshole but I'm not a douchebag.



Tom-a-toe, tom-ah-toe....

cdcox
12-29-2007, 12:25 PM
I have a question. Do we know that these guys are douchebags? They may be ugly, but does that make them douchebags?

Apparently, from luv's post and the website, chicks cannot detect douchebags.

Mecca
12-29-2007, 12:27 PM
Apparently, from luv's post and the website, chicks cannot detect douchebags.

That's why there are chicks in all those pictures with the guys...

Some chicks even like douchebags, it's quite weird.

luv
12-29-2007, 12:28 PM
Apparently, from luv's post and the website, chicks cannot detect douchebags.
I was just trying to throw a wrench in this machine of a thread.

Pablo
12-29-2007, 12:29 PM
Apparently, from luv's post and the website, chicks cannot detect douchebags.Eh..we all have our flaws. It can difficult to discern both skanks and bitches just from a picture. But sometimes you can.

Baby Lee
12-29-2007, 12:30 PM
I always associated the word douchebag with people who I might call assholes, jerks, or pricks.
You don't have to be an a-hole, douchebags can just be lame. Think socks and sandals, or tie-dye and a ponytail. The kind of stuff that gets Hank Hill all riled up.

Mecca
12-29-2007, 12:32 PM
Eh..we all have our flaws. It can difficult to discern both skanks and bitches just from a picture. But sometimes you can.

Everyone can use a good skank here and there.

Skip Towne
12-29-2007, 12:34 PM
Stopped in a Texas Roadhouse for dinner on a return road trip from NY in western Penn [EDIT: I think it was actually Wheeling, OH, so I guess I have no point], asked the bartender how far we were from Pittsburg, just to make conversation. Dude didn't even know what direction Pittsburg was.
He probably thought you meant Pittsburg, Ks since you left off the "h".

Pablo
12-29-2007, 12:35 PM
You don't have to be an a-hole, douchebags can just be lame. Think socks and sandals, or tie-dye and a ponytail. The kind of stuff that gets Hank Hill all riled up.Ah....Bobby. Cooking on a charcoal grill!!??

The propane's right there.

booger
12-29-2007, 01:23 PM
Oh man! My daughter is so pretty and a few years back she had a crush on a guy with a purple mohawk.....this punk wouldn't date my daughter(he had a young lil ho taking care of him) and I reached a point(after i met his dad and tried to be nice and the guy was a dick) that i was gonna shave both their heads. I know several dancing girls and I know the bar owners and if my daughter walked in they'd say no way. She wouldn't do that anyways but....I'm rambling now so......I hope my daughter marrys a golfer.....someone like her ol'man...shit...now I gotta go cry...... :)

PhilFree:arrow:

Poor guy. Fatherhood must be tough.


You are right. Never seen a golfer with a mohawk. or Purple hair.

:)

JohninGpt
12-29-2007, 01:31 PM
Poor guy. Fatherhood must be tough.


You are right. Never seen a golfer with a mohawk. or Purple hair.

:)
I have seen John Daly though.

booger
12-29-2007, 01:34 PM
true

booger
12-29-2007, 01:36 PM
The retards in the original picture are on that site.

http://guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

New game. Name that skin tone. I'll start.................




..................... Burnt Hotdog

Pablo
12-29-2007, 01:37 PM
New game. Name that skin tone. I'll start.................




..................... Burnt HotdogRusted Sheet Metal.

JohninGpt
12-29-2007, 01:38 PM
New game. Name that skin tone. I'll start.................




..................... Burnt Hotdog
International Orange
If he was a hunter, he wouldn't need a vest.

booger
12-29-2007, 01:44 PM
poopy brown with highlights of bronco

Tribal Warfare
12-29-2007, 01:48 PM
http://guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

New game. Name that skin tone. I'll start.................



Nuclear Mist or ass sandwich surprise

booger
12-29-2007, 01:53 PM
oklahoma dirt

JohninGpt
12-29-2007, 01:55 PM
Douchebag Marinara

Chiefmanwillcatch
12-29-2007, 02:01 PM
Better website. www.grossblondegirlsandblackguys.com

http://media.apn.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/klum_seal.JPG

Ari ümlaüt
12-29-2007, 02:05 PM
Now now there is a difference, I'm an asshole but I'm not a douchebag.

No, you sir.... are a Douche Nozzle.

booger
12-29-2007, 02:07 PM
rotten carrot

JohninGpt
12-29-2007, 02:08 PM
No, you sir.... are a Douche Nozzle.
Which is a much more desirable part of the douche apparatus to be.

Pablo
12-29-2007, 02:08 PM
Better website. www.grossblondegirlsandblackguys.com

http://media.apn.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/klum_seal.JPGOHH NOESZZ!!11!! TEH RASISTS!! R HEAR

booger
12-29-2007, 02:09 PM
if a tomato and an orange had sex, that would be the offspring.

OJ and ketchup smoothie

JohninGpt
12-29-2007, 02:11 PM
I believe the name of that color should be "Arby's Sauce".

booger
12-29-2007, 02:12 PM
chili shart skidmark

JohninGpt
12-29-2007, 02:14 PM
chili shart skidmark
Ding Ding! Winner!

SPchief
12-29-2007, 02:22 PM
I have a question. Do we know that these guys are douchebags?


Yes

booger
12-29-2007, 02:22 PM
if it was makeup they would call it skanky peach

stevieray
12-29-2007, 02:35 PM
I have a question. Do we know that these guys are douchebags? They may be ugly, but does that make them douchebags?


plucking and shaping their eyebrows?

stevieray
12-29-2007, 02:36 PM
if it was makeup they would call it skanky peach

aprikose bluster

kstater
12-29-2007, 02:37 PM
I wish I could be Orange like that. Alas, the Melanoma prevents it. :sulk:

booger
12-29-2007, 02:39 PM
aprikose bluster
that would sell better

JohninGpt
12-29-2007, 02:40 PM
I wish I could be Orange like that. Alas, the Melanoma prevents it. :sulk:
Try that self tanning lotion like the Oompa Loompa dude. If that fails, Home Depot will mix any color you want.

stevieray
12-29-2007, 02:42 PM
that would sell better

Someone should photoshop him in a donk jersey..I wonder which orange would be brighter..

booger
12-29-2007, 02:43 PM
this thread is making me feel kinda fruity.

I am going to go do something masculine now.

booger
12-29-2007, 02:44 PM
Someone should photoshop him in a donk jersey..I wonder which orange would be brighter..
ROFL

Stewie
12-29-2007, 02:47 PM
I was looking for hot chicks with douchebags. What a disappointment. :p

Baby Lee
01-01-2008, 08:14 AM
ROFL - they replayed the episode of 'Aliens in America' where Mom gave dad a makeover. The sight of Scott Patterson with whitened teeth and spray-on tan was as funny as anything on TV this past season. He was almost channeling Cosmo Kramer.

Oh, and Amy 'Annie Spadaro' Pietz is still HAWT, and the Wisconsin twang is a hawt touch.

BigRedChief
01-01-2008, 09:00 AM
Douchebag shirt
http://www.funnyshirtsite.com/images/ATC1196.jpg

Simplex3
02-05-2008, 03:36 PM
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bowener
02-05-2008, 03:42 PM
Hey, add Stokke and her douchebag. at least she is HOTT.

Skip Towne
02-05-2008, 05:54 PM
When I see a hot chick with a douchebag one thing comes to mind................cocaine.

cdcox
02-05-2008, 08:46 PM
Douchebag shirt
http://www.funnyshirtsite.com/images/ATC1196.jpg

I actually saw some douche bag wearing that shirt on campus last week. He would have seemed less douchey had he gone bare chested.

Deberg_1990
02-05-2008, 08:48 PM
When I see a hot chick with a douchebag one thing comes to mind................$$$$$$$$$


FYP

blueballs
02-05-2008, 08:48 PM
No hot chick with garden hose

siberian khatru
02-05-2008, 08:53 PM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB2030-775524.jpg

And the robot boy dreamed of one day being a human. But he was trapped in his crimson douched out artificial shell forever.

And, lo, he shed a metallic tear.

Which quickly shorted out the circuits carved into hair patterns on his douchey ass head.

Phobia
02-05-2008, 08:56 PM
What.

Is.

That?

Sully
02-05-2008, 09:00 PM
Did someone on this thread call Heidi Klum gross?

I mean... really?

Bob Dole
02-05-2008, 09:07 PM
Bob Dole was looking for the photo of Mecca and his date from last weekend, then realized time would be better spent looking for video of a talking pig.

stevieray
02-05-2008, 09:07 PM
What.

Is.

That?

New rap star..Tangerine Ice

Deberg_1990
02-05-2008, 09:17 PM
What.

Is.

That?

Your daughters boyfriend in 12 years.

Phobia
02-05-2008, 09:21 PM
Your daughters boyfriend in 12 years.

I don't think so.

Iowanian
02-05-2008, 10:04 PM
I won't expect my daughter's dates to ever be that read until I stop hitting them with the claw hammer.

Oh Snap
02-05-2008, 10:16 PM
actually, those are guidos...and yes they are HUGE D bags.

Boon
02-05-2008, 11:41 PM
New game. Name that skin tone. I'll start.................




..................... Burnt Hotdog


Saftey Orange

Valiant
02-06-2008, 01:29 AM
http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB2030-775524.jpg

And the robot boy dreamed of one day being a human. But he was trapped in his crimson douched out artificial shell forever.

And, lo, he shed a metallic tear.

Which quickly shorted out the circuits carved into hair patterns on his douchey ass head.



Ahahah.. I think he spends more time primping then her..

And is that botox in the lips..

The Guido disease is spreading faster then then the undead on Resident Evil..

Valiant
02-06-2008, 01:29 AM
I don't think so.


Maybe you can groom Gochiefs??? ROFL ROFL

BWillie
02-06-2008, 01:40 AM
Better website. www.grossblondegirlsandblackguys.com

http://media.apn.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/klum_seal.JPG

You gotta admit. Seal is one ugly dude. I don't know how he pulled this one off. He looks like he was beaten in the face with a log chain, feel into a charcoal grill and was burnt to death, and was hit by a few too many asteroids his head that left craters.

phisherman
02-06-2008, 06:30 AM
but he's a musician and musicians always pull chicks.

how else can you explain paulina poriskova marrying ric ocasek from the cars? have you ever seen ric ocasek?

Simplex3
02-06-2008, 06:34 AM
how else can you explain paulina poriskova marrying ric ocasek from the cars? have you ever seen ric ocasek?
Man, that was a crime. :shake:

Archie F. Swin
02-06-2008, 08:30 AM
http://images.cafepress.com/product/198392481v3_240x240_Front_Color-BlackWhite.jpg

Pestilence
02-06-2008, 08:50 AM
<a href="http://s112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/?action=view&current=douchebags.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n189/pestilenceaf23/douchebags.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"></a>

Phobia
02-06-2008, 08:52 AM
Maybe you can groom Gochiefs??? ROFL ROFL
At least I wouldn't have to worry about him holding her hand or anything inappropriate like that.

Skip Towne
02-06-2008, 09:03 AM
At least I wouldn't have to worry about him holding her hand or anything inappropriate like that.
GoChiefs would make somebody a good eunuch.

crazycoffey
02-06-2008, 09:07 AM
I wish I could get a hot chick...

Phobia
02-06-2008, 09:10 AM
Better website. www.grossblondegirlsandblackguys.com

http://media.apn.co.nz/webcontent/image/jpg/klum_seal.JPG

I think the racial undertones are strong with this post. I mean, the dude is ugly and everything but Klum couldn't be categorized as "gross" by anybody other than a racial bigot.

Count Zarth
06-13-2008, 08:02 PM
Epic!

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/Wheatstalks3-718719.jpg

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/uploaded_images/DB6062-704487.jpg

KCChiefsMan
06-13-2008, 10:07 PM
.

KCChiefsMan
06-13-2008, 10:10 PM
ha

KCChiefsMan
06-13-2008, 10:14 PM
a doucheplosion

scott free
06-13-2008, 10:22 PM
ha

Wow, yep...that shirt, the mean muggin...he needs a good murderin.

stlchiefs
06-13-2008, 11:22 PM
Wow, yep...that shirt, the mean muggin...he needs a good murderin.

That's my grandma's v-neck sweater.

scott free
06-13-2008, 11:25 PM
That's my grandma's v-neck sweater.

It wouldnt surprise me.

She even looks embarassed to be with him.

KcMizzou
06-13-2008, 11:47 PM
.Kutcher may be a douche... but I don't think he's quite on this level. Hell, he seems like an alright guy. If Bruce is cool with him, so am I.

These other guys... I don't think I've ever met anyone like that. I find it hard to believe that people actually go out like that, and don't get laughed at.

And if they do... I'd pay good money to see a couple rednecks kick the shit out of them.

Basileus777
06-14-2008, 12:06 AM
This Douchebag

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/marko_jaric-arton21032-240x240.jpg

is marrying this

http://www.givemetherock.com/images/adriana/adriana-lima-yellow-bra.jpg

Tribal Warfare
06-14-2008, 12:13 AM
This Dochebag

http://www.hoopsvibe.com/IMG/marko_jaric-arton21032-240x240.jpg

is marrying this

http://www.givemetherock.com/images/adriana/adriana-lima-yellow-bra.jpg

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adriana_Lima


it's wiki, but maybe not :D

Basileus777
06-14-2008, 12:17 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adriana_Lima


it's wiki, but maybe not :D

Its wikipedia, no one has updated it.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0Hello - commatard on the loose.20206509,00.html (http://www.people.com/people/article/0Hello%20-%20commatard%20on%20the%20loose.20206509,00.html)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,366343,00.html

Unfortunately, she's clearly engaged to Marco Jaric. Though I have no explanation for it.

DaneMcCloud
06-14-2008, 12:17 AM
Kutcher may be a douche... but I don't think he's quite on this level. Hell, he seems like an alright guy. If Bruce is cool with him, so am I.

I ran into him a few times in the past (while he was on "That 70's Show) and he was always cool. He's a pretty low-key dude and while he owns a few restaurant/night clubs in Hollywood (Geisha House & Dolce), he's not really a "Hollywood" type. The guy pretty much keeps to himself.

Plus, he's from Iowa. He can't be all bad.

KcMizzou
06-14-2008, 12:22 AM
I ran into him a few times in the past (while he was on "That 70's Show) and he was always cool. He's a pretty low-key dude and while he owns a few restaurant/night clubs in Hollywood (Geisha House & Dolce), he's not really a "Hollywood" type. The guy pretty much keeps to himself.

Plus, he's from Iowa. He can't be all bad.Cool.

I always got the feeling he got a bad rap. Of course, you know how it is... online, anything or anyone popular is the suckiest suck that ever sucked.

I tend to think that there may be times that that's unfair.

DT58HOF
06-14-2008, 05:14 AM
all four of those chicks are nasty!!

oh go on the whole site ,i seen like 2 decent chicks

Hilarious site.

http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/

HCwDB of the Week: Oompa Prompa

http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/4269/db5101775223ku5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

blueballs
06-14-2008, 06:19 AM
Chicks don't loose hotness being with a douche
skanks don't hurt a man's image at all
but skanks and douches together _________

CoMoChief
06-14-2008, 10:48 AM
You may be cool, but never will you be 4 popped collared shirts - cool.

scott free
06-14-2008, 10:52 AM
You may be cool, but never will you be 4 popped collared shirts - cool.

Funny thing is, i thought it was actually AriChiefs when he had that as his av, couldnt help but think...'he deserves all the mod abuse they can dish out'.

KCChiefsMan
06-14-2008, 11:04 AM
Funny thing is, i thought it was actually AriChiefs when he had that as his av, couldnt help but think...'he deserves all the mod abuse they can dish out'.

I thought the same thing, I thought it was a pic of him and his girl. Glad to hear that's not the case, whenever I see one of those d-bags out with 5 popped collars I just wanna bitch slap them

MTG#10
06-14-2008, 11:07 AM
I thought the same thing, I thought it was a pic of him and his girl. Glad to hear that's not the case, whenever I see one of those d-bags out with 5 popped collars I just wanna bitch slap them

Thats wasnt really him? Im glad I held back on the neg rep...I came so close several times just because I thought that was really him. LMAO

CoMoChief
06-14-2008, 11:14 AM
LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO

Skip Towne
06-14-2008, 11:37 AM
Thats wasnt really him? Im glad I held back on the neg rep...I came so close several times just because I thought that was really him. LMAO

I figured it was him too. Who is it?

Count Zarth
11-24-2009, 07:28 PM
Hahahahaha.

http://imgur.com/yrH6x.jpg (https://addons.mozilla.org/firefox/1174)

Pink Paradise 2010
11-24-2009, 11:04 PM
RIC FLAIR WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/549/db12026dy7.jpg

damn he has more boob to spare for the one lackingROFL

scott free
11-24-2009, 11:16 PM
damn he has more boob to spare for the one lackingROFL

I'm simply at a loss... my vocab doesnt even begin to approach the heights that it must take, to even think of trying to describe, the Wretched Soul Local Bigshot Cokehead Strip Club Owner that is this picture.

InChiefsHell
11-25-2009, 06:01 AM
The retards in the original picture are on that site.

http://guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg

I hope that fuckstick is totally embarassed that this shit is all over the web...I mean, I want to kick his ass just because...:shake:

bevischief
11-25-2009, 06:06 AM
I hope that ****stick is totally embarassed that this shit is all over the web...I mean, I want to kick his ass just because...:shake:

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

ChiTown
11-25-2009, 06:24 AM
Can somebody help me out here. Is the orange color supposed to look like he's actually tan, or is he really aiming to look orange? Seriously, wtf?

InChiefsHell
11-25-2009, 07:20 AM
Can somebody help me out here. Is the orange color supposed to look like he's actually tan, or is he really aiming to look orange? Seriously, wtf?

Knew a gal in high school who had the most orange fake tan face...we used to call her the Sun Goddess, because she also had her bangs teased up about 6 friggin inches off her forhead (it was the 80's of course). But I'll never forget the total orange skin...

...she was otherwise kinda hot though...

beach tribe
11-25-2009, 07:47 AM
What level of douche must you reach before you start wearing lip gloss, and caking self tanner of your face?

Demonpenz
11-25-2009, 08:10 AM
whenever i see this site i think of ronnie siekley

stevieray
11-25-2009, 08:12 AM
What level of douche must you reach before you start wearing lip gloss, and caking self tanner of your face?


...cakn patna

Pablo
11-25-2009, 08:13 AM
What level of douche must you reach before you start wearing lip gloss, and caking self tanner of your face?You have to have the ultimate douche stamp to pull this feat off. You have to have a New Jersey birth certificate.

beach tribe
11-25-2009, 08:18 AM
You have to have the ultimate douche stamp to pull this feat off. You have to have a New Jersey birth certificate.

:clap:Bravo.

Well played sir.

beach tribe
11-25-2009, 08:19 AM
...cakn patna

I missed the whole cakn patna thing. Can someone fill me in?

gblowfish
11-25-2009, 08:20 AM
New Jersey Guidos are the biggest douchebags.

Pablo
11-25-2009, 08:20 AM
I missed the whole cakn patna thing. Can someone fill me in?LJ tweeted about how we're all a bunch of un-athletic shitbag fans that can't play on his level, and only make $5 an hour.

But he was 'cak'n patna'.

Meaning he was making money.

Pablo
11-25-2009, 08:21 AM
New Jersey Guidos are the biggest douchebags.They're getting their own show on MTV here next month or so. I saw the commercial to it, and thought, WTF is this world coming to.

But secretly, I'll end up watching it. Wishing I was tan and had spikey hair.

rockymtnchief
11-25-2009, 08:33 AM
They're getting their own show on MTV here next month or so. I saw the commercial to it, and thought, WTF is this world coming to.

But secretly, I'll end up watching it. Wishing I was tan and had spikey hair.

I don't care about the tan. I just wish I still had my hair...other than on my ass.

Pablo
11-25-2009, 08:41 AM
I don't care about the tan. I just wish I still had my hair...other than on my ass.Spray paint is pretty cheap dude. You could fix yourself up a fancy hair-do in any color you like. Just make sure you have someone tape you off correctly first.

rockymtnchief
11-25-2009, 08:49 AM
Spray paint is pretty cheap dude. You could fix yourself up a fancy hair-do in any color you like. Just make sure you have someone tape you off correctly first.

ROFL
I'll just stick with a hat, thanks.

beach tribe
11-25-2009, 09:53 AM
LJ tweeted about how we're all a bunch of un-athletic shitbag fans that can't play on his level, and only make $5 an hour.

But he was 'cak'n patna'.

Meaning he was making money.

No shit?

Washed up bitch. I'm so glad he's gone.

Count Zarth
11-29-2010, 04:40 PM
This guy's facebook is classic.

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs713.snc4/63317_429213006049_693756049_5601077_8045791_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs650.snc4/60988_429266826049_693756049_5601908_1596691_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs184.snc3/19180_243544551049_693756049_3758051_2190955_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs220.snc1/8720_137240146049_693756049_3038700_506304_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs014.snc3/12149_194673396049_693756049_3525691_381676_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs188.snc1/6300_126042146049_693756049_2899012_7286122_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs126.snc1/5420_109566376049_693756049_2646647_6899540_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs102.snc1/4561_96459401049_693756049_2429246_3681061_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v4340/6/88/693756049/n693756049_2237011_23322.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs005.snc1/2805_79917771049_693756049_2181417_2664219_n.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs005.snc1/2805_79807086049_693756049_2179894_396437_n.jpg

Count Zarth
11-29-2010, 04:41 PM
ahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2754/6/88/693756049/n693756049_2111737_6957518.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2754/6/88/693756049/n693756049_2097753_6624396.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2684/6/88/693756049/n693756049_2024453_974123.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2245/6/88/693756049/n693756049_1875904_8996.jpg

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v1980/6/88/693756049/n693756049_1821366_355.jpg

Count Zarth
12-25-2010, 03:59 PM
OUR 2010 CHAMPION DOUCHEBAG WITH HOT CHICK!

http://oi54.tinypic.com/f234wm.jpg

http://oi56.tinypic.com/soqve1.jpg

Phobia
12-25-2010, 06:42 PM
She's not hot and he's not a douchebag.

Los Pollos Hermanos
12-25-2010, 07:19 PM
She's not hot and he's not a douchebag.

She's pretty hot but I don't know who he is.


Sent from my iPhone

googlegoogle
12-25-2010, 08:21 PM
The retards in the original picture are on that site.

http://guidofistpump.com/GuidoOompa.jpg




ROFL

That is mentally insane.

Sweet Daddy Hate
12-25-2010, 08:58 PM
Third from the left; W...T...F?!?!?!?

Phobia
12-25-2010, 11:32 PM
She's pretty hot but I don't know who he is.


Sent from my iPhone

She's cute and about 19. After she pops one kid out she'll hit 195 and stay there. I used to be married to her slightly better looking twin.

Count Zarth
12-25-2010, 11:44 PM
She's 23. But you're right, she used to be thinner, and legit smoking hot.

http://i52.tinypic.com/2lk43ly.jpg

She's lost about 20 pounds in the last few months. It'll be interesting to see if she keeps it up.