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Count Zarth
12-29-2007, 11:17 PM
I was clicking through the magnificent Lucy Pinder thread a few hours ago and logged on to the hidebehind website. After looking at Lucy's fabulous breasts, I clicked her picture and was taken to another picture of several men urinating on a lovely young woman. I was oddly enraged, as a revelation hit me like a ton of bricks - it's way too easy to find porn nowadays.

Can you imagine what it must be like for 14-year olds these days? All they have to do is google image search "tits," "sex," "porn," or even something innocuous like "couple," and lo and behold: PORN! Free porn. Porn they can sort by image size if they desire higher-resolution wank material.

As if that's not enough, the clever kids have easy access to high-definition porn through the use of the bittorrent network. It's almost unfair.

In my day, I paid five bucks to see a grainy, blown up printout of Pamela Anderson. And I enjoyed it! There wasn't even any sex involved! It was just...one naked woman! In black and white! And I paid money!

Do you know how thrilled I was, when as a horny 15-year old, I walked my dog one afternoon (he's dead now) and found a muddy, crumpled penthouse in the bushes? I grabbed that thing and stared in wonder at the exposed vaginas before shoving my treasure inside my coat. I dumped it in the bushes outside my house after returning and retrieved it later that night. My prize!

Do you think kids today have ANY APPRECIATION WHATSOEVER for the sort of trials we had to go through ten years ago to get our hands on porn? There was no google image search. No bittorrent. Hell, the only place to find video porn was cinemax, and it was all softcore. But we didn't complain. We loved it all the same, cherished it, taped and gave it to our Jehovah's Witness friends so that they might partake.

Today? Kids have no appreciation. They can get porn delivered right to their e-mail inbox. Or just randomly click around on football websites to get their fix. Hell, there's a BOOBIE BLOG now.

If there had been a boobie blog when I was 15, I would have had to clear my internet history every day, if not every hour.

****in' kids today, man. No appreciation.

luv
12-29-2007, 11:19 PM
Behold the power of the internet.

Baconeater
12-29-2007, 11:25 PM
Yep, I ranted about this very subject not too long ago.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=4456694&postcount=35

KcMizzou
12-29-2007, 11:26 PM
Is this the, "How did you get your porn as a kid?" thread?

I lived a block away from school... and when I was 10 or 11, me and my buddies would go scout out under the bleachers after a football game.

We'd find lots of trash, and a surprising amount of cash.

One time we found a couple of porn.. comic books. I don't really know how else to describe them. Black and white, cowboys and indians comic porn.

Doesn't sound like much, but at the time it was fascinating.

Ebolapox
12-29-2007, 11:26 PM
rule 35 of the internet. there is porn of it. if there is no porn of it, make porn of it.

BigRock
12-29-2007, 11:36 PM
Cinemax, a friend's older brother's dirty magazines, that was pretty much it when I was a lad. Once me and a friend tried taking a Playboy down from the magazine stand in this store so that we could go into the tape rental area and look at it, but the owner caught us and threw us out. Probably thought we were gonna steal it.

When I was a freshman in high school, a friend had a porn tape with like 6 hours of random scenes on it that got passed around to a bunch of us guys. It was older porn too, like 80's stuff, and the women were ugly, but nobody cared. The Pam/Tommy sex tape came out shortly thereafter and got passed around the same way.

It was harder to come by and so we valued it more. Kids today probably have to watch a full-video scene of two busty oiled up blondes going to town on each other for a half hour to get the same feeling that I'd get from a mere picture of bare boobies as a 12 year old.

acesn8s
12-29-2007, 11:37 PM
Did your dog die because you neglected it after you found the porn?

luv
12-29-2007, 11:39 PM
Cinemax, a friend's older brother's dirty magazines, that was pretty much it when I was a lad. Once me and a friend tried taking a Playboy down from the magazine stand in this store so that we could go into the tape rental area and look at it, but the owner caught us and threw us out. Probably thought we were gonna steal it.

When I was a freshman in high school, a friend had a porn tape with like 6 hours of random scenes on it that got passed around to a bunch of us guys. It was older porn too, like 80's stuff, and the women were ugly, but nobody cared. The Pam/Tommy sex tape came out shortly thereafter and got passed around the same way.

It was harder to come by and so we valued it more. Kids today probably have to watch a full-video scene of two busty oiled up blondes going to town on each other for a half hour to get the same feeling that I'd get from a mere picture of bare boobies as a 12 year old.
I haven't heard much about Cinemax lately. Is it still around, and is it pretty much like it was 10 years ago?

KcMizzou
12-29-2007, 11:40 PM
It was harder to come by and so we valued it more. Kids today probably have to watch a full-video scene of two busty oiled up blondes going to town on each other for a half hour to get the same feeling that I'd get from a mere picture of bare boobies as a 12 year old.LMAO

No doubt about that.

I remember when sneaking around to watch "Porky's" was HUGE.

I watched it again a couple years ago. Man, was that disappointing.

KcMizzou
12-29-2007, 11:42 PM
I haven't heard much about Cinemax lately. Is it still around, and is it pretty much like it was 10 years ago?Skinemax is still there doing what they do. Bad movies by day, bad soft core porn by night.

luv
12-29-2007, 11:43 PM
LMAO

No doubt about that.

I remember when sneaking around to watch "Porky's" was HUGE.

I watched it again a couple years ago. Man, was that disappointing.
I always felt that way about Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

BWillie
12-29-2007, 11:52 PM
I agree with you sir. Kids today have got it good. Free wood whenever they want. I had to sneak into my parents living room at 2 am, order porn off of primestar, and then blame it on my step dad. Only way I could do it. I remember watching MTV for beat off material, and having to watch music videos of scantily clothed broads. It's just not fair. Not fair at all.

Psyko Tek
12-30-2007, 12:18 AM
never watch old cherished comedies again

nothing's as funny the second time around

Chiefspants
12-30-2007, 12:55 AM
Haha, being 15 myself, it is rather easy, in fact, even at school you can accidentally come across it on the computer, or if someone brings their Ipod with porn on it. Or if someone has it on their phone, and sends it around...
Yeah, it's way too easy, but my parents keep an eye on where I go on the internet ;)

MadMax
12-30-2007, 01:13 AM
Is this the, "How did you get your porn as a kid?" thread?

I lived a block away from school... and when I was 10 or 11, me and my buddies would go scout out under the bleachers after a football game.

We'd find lots of trash, and a surprising amount of cash.

One time we found a couple of porn.. comic books. I don't really know how else to describe them. Black and white, cowboys and indians comic porn.

Doesn't sound like much, but at the time it was fascinating.


Dude my 1st memories of porn are from reading True crime story mags, Then one day outta the blue someone threw a Mens magazine out the window of their car. That is the day my right hand assaulted my penis..I was 12 lol Oh yea and the same year the " sensai " introduced me to foreplay with the neighborhood slut on the log across the creek rofl Same year I kicked my brothers ass after all the years of his domination..Coincidence? I think not.

chubychecker
12-30-2007, 01:28 AM
Haha, being 15 myself, it is rather easy, in fact, even at school you can accidentally come across it on the computer, or if someone brings their Ipod with porn on it. Or if someone has it on their phone, and sends it around...
Yeah, it's way too easy, but my parents keep an eye on where I go on the internet ;)

go to bed it's past your bedtime

crazycoffey
12-30-2007, 04:40 AM
but my parents keep an eye on where I go on the internet ;)


I'm calling B.S. on this one, by the simple fact that you are on here....

CrazyHorse
12-30-2007, 06:03 AM
When I was 14 I lost my virginity. Lost is another word for discarded. I haven't missed it.

By 15, I was in love. I wasn't looking for porn in any form. Love does that to you. Well, at least back then it did. Yeah, I was in love with having sex. I was having sex every single day. I didn't see my friends much in those days. I didn't miss them either.

But at 12 and 13 I do remember glaring at a few clothes catalogs. Looking in the bra and panty section of the catalogs, you never knew what you were going to get. Every once in awhile, you'd see a "see through" pair of unmentionables.

Score!

**** I'm old.

alanm
12-30-2007, 07:46 AM
When I was 14 I lost my virginity. Lost is another word for discarded. I haven't missed it.

By 15, I was in love. I wasn't looking for porn in any form. Love does that to you. Well, at least back then it did. Yeah, I was in love with having sex. I was having sex every single day. I didn't see my friends much in those days. I didn't miss them either.

But at 12 and 13 I do remember glaring at a few clothes catalogs. Looking in the bra and panty section of the catalogs, you never knew what you were going to get. Every once in awhile, you'd see a "see through" pair of unmentionables.

Score!

**** I'm old.
14 as well. And to a 17 yr old girl. And I was off and running.
Lori, If your out there, I still think of you from time to time. Thanks.
:)

Baby Lee
12-30-2007, 08:18 AM
I remember seeing the bra section of the Sears catalog, and not so much being scintillated by the images but by the notation "also available in: nude."

I was like "WTF!! Show us those pics!!" Not knowing that nude was a color.

jidar
12-30-2007, 09:49 AM
rule 35 of the internet. there is porn of it. if there is no porn of it, make porn of it.


actually rule 34 is: there is porn of it, no exceptions.

rule 35 is: If there is no porn, make porn of it.

JohninGpt
12-30-2007, 10:17 AM
Did your dog die because you neglected it after you found the porn?
I don't think that neglect is quite the word for it.