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luv
12-31-2007, 09:55 PM
**** going out. Drunk drivers, checkpoints, etc. I'm going to stay here, open a bottle of Jager, and not have to worry about how I'm getting home.

Who's with me?

:toast:

siberian khatru
12-31-2007, 09:56 PM
You didn't invite anyone over?

NashvilleRock.net
12-31-2007, 09:57 PM
Sitting home, drinking a 6 pack of Bud Ice and thinking of ways to cope with Carl & Herm. Happy freakin' New Year.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 09:57 PM
Some dude is going to jump a football field on a motorcycle on ESPN.

Marty Mac Ver 2.0
12-31-2007, 09:58 PM
DUI's in Arizona net a 10-day stay in jail.

FAX
12-31-2007, 10:00 PM
We're in. Went to dinner, saw a good movie, and sitting in front of the fireplace. I am somewhat uneasy going public on amateur night.

FAX

blueballs
12-31-2007, 10:00 PM
Oh noes
drinking alone makes you an alcoholic /Chiefsplanet

luv
12-31-2007, 10:02 PM
You didn't invite anyone over?
Yes. Thanks for reminding me. :deevee:

:p

Discuss Thrower
12-31-2007, 10:04 PM
**** going out. Drunk drivers, checkpoints, etc. I'm going to stay here, open a bottle of Jager, and not have to worry about how I'm getting home.

Who's with me?

:toast:

I'd be doing the same, if it weren't for the fact I'm not 100% sure I have to be the Designated Driver for idiots.

siberian khatru
12-31-2007, 10:07 PM
Yes. Thanks for reminding me. :deevee:

:p

We're here [hug].

luv
12-31-2007, 10:07 PM
We're here [hug].
My virtual friends.

Simply Red
12-31-2007, 10:09 PM
We're in. Went to dinner, saw a good movie, and sitting in front of the fireplace. I am somewhat uneasy going public on amateur night.

FAX

Made some ribeyes and sauteed mushrooms myself. What movie did you catch? The Kite Runner or The Great Debaters by chance?

Simply Red
12-31-2007, 10:10 PM
Oh noes
drinking alone makes you an alcoholic /Chiefsplanet
yep.

Simply Red
12-31-2007, 10:11 PM
jk obviously. ;)

unothadeal
12-31-2007, 10:12 PM
IM SO LONELY

luv
12-31-2007, 10:14 PM
IM SO LONELY
Here. Have a jager bomb and forget about it!

BigMeatballDave
12-31-2007, 10:18 PM
Well, I am alone, and sober. I don't drink, though.
However, Carl is doing a good job driving me to it...

luv
12-31-2007, 10:19 PM
Well, I am alone, and sober. I don't drink, though.
However, Carl is doing a good job driving me to it...
What the hell do you think this is, a football BB? Wait....

bgguitarman
12-31-2007, 10:19 PM
Cheers

Bill Parcells
12-31-2007, 10:20 PM
I'm officially way ahead of you. New Years has come and gone on the east coast. and I have a good buzz cooking.

Happy New Year! :toast:

luv
12-31-2007, 10:21 PM
Cheers
Wait! I have to refill my glass!

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:21 PM
They've been "only moments away" from doing the jump for over a half an hour now.

bgguitarman
12-31-2007, 10:21 PM
Wait! I have to refill my glass!

Oooh me too now!

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:23 PM
Sounds like he'll be facing a 10-12 mph headwind.

luv
12-31-2007, 10:23 PM
Oooh me too now!
Ready? What are you drinking?

luv
12-31-2007, 10:23 PM
Sounds like he'll be facing a 10-12 mph headwind.
What channel? Has to be better than Design to Sell on HGTV.

SPchief
12-31-2007, 10:24 PM
They've been "only moments away" from doing the jump for over a half an hour now.


What was the other guy supposed to do before he got hurt? I got home from work and just caught the end of the phone interview.

bgguitarman
12-31-2007, 10:25 PM
Ready? What are you drinking?

Ready! Captain and Coke. U?

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:26 PM
What was the other guy supposed to do before he got hurt? I got home from work and just caught the end of the phone interview.
He was some Aussie who was trying to do a backflip with a pickup truck, overshot his landing pad. It wasn't anything that was supposed to happen tonight.

luv
12-31-2007, 10:26 PM
Ready! Captain and Coke. U?
Jager and Red Bull.

Cheers!!!

bgguitarman
12-31-2007, 10:27 PM
Jager and Red Bull.

Cheers!!!

Cheers!

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:27 PM
What channel? Has to be better than Design to Sell on HGTV.
Post #4. Don't you pay attention to your own threads?

SPchief
12-31-2007, 10:27 PM
He was some Aussie who was trying to do a backflip with a pickup truck, overshot his landing pad. It wasn't anything that was supposed to happen tonight.


Nice, I'd like to see that.

luv
12-31-2007, 10:28 PM
Post #4. Don't you pay attention to your own threads?
I remembered and turned it n.

SPchief
12-31-2007, 10:28 PM
Post #4. Don't you pay attention to your own threads?


Give her a break, she's been drinking.

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:28 PM
I'm in.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:29 PM
Nice, I'd like to see that.
They showed a few of his attempts, including his crash. It sounds cooler than it was.

luv
12-31-2007, 10:29 PM
Give her a break, she's been drinking.
I'm on #2. Bug knows I can hold my liquor. Right, Bug?

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:31 PM
WTF is Robbie Madison?

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:32 PM
I'm on #2. Bug knows I can hold my liquor. Right, Bug?
Hey now, I started at 11 AM that day.

luv
12-31-2007, 10:32 PM
Here we go!

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:32 PM
BOOOOOO

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:32 PM
HAHA the dude whiffed.

SPchief
12-31-2007, 10:32 PM
BULLSHIT

luv
12-31-2007, 10:33 PM
Hey now, I started at 11 AM that day.
Whatever. :p

luv
12-31-2007, 10:33 PM
Here we go again!

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:33 PM
OH SNAP

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:33 PM
That was crap-tacular.

SPchief
12-31-2007, 10:33 PM
wow

SPchief
12-31-2007, 10:34 PM
pretty boring

luv
12-31-2007, 10:34 PM
Wow. That was cool for like three seconds. Next?

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:34 PM
Nice, they're measuring with NFL chains.

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:34 PM
I like the referees in miniskirts. Adds a special touch.

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:35 PM
Thank you god

luv
12-31-2007, 10:35 PM
Red Bull. It gives you wings. Even better with Jager!

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:35 PM
322 ft what a wuss.

siberian khatru
12-31-2007, 10:35 PM
I feel like I'm 9 again.

T-post Tom
12-31-2007, 10:36 PM
& u can find some comfort in knowing that you won't wake up next to a naked "carnie" with twelve toes. NTTAWWT.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:36 PM
OMG HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:36 PM
Sweet, he's going to crash now.

siberian khatru
12-31-2007, 10:36 PM
Holy shit, he's gonna jump again!

SPchief
12-31-2007, 10:36 PM
Sweet, he's doing it again. Odds on him crashing?

luv
12-31-2007, 10:37 PM
OMG HE'S DOING IT AGAIN!!Yay. Three more seconds of excitement. This is like....oh, never mind.

Ugly Duck
12-31-2007, 10:38 PM
I am somewhat uneasy going public on amateur night.


You are braver than I. I'm just fuggin scared of the drunk drivers & hide away.

luv
12-31-2007, 10:38 PM
Gotta love that Trojan commercial. :rolleyes:

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:39 PM
You are braver than I. I'm just fuggin scared of the drunk drivers & hide away.

You want to borrow my tin foil? It makes a pretty good hat.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:40 PM
OK HERE WE GO!

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:41 PM
That looked pretty much the same.

SPchief
12-31-2007, 10:41 PM
ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:41 PM
Ok, that wasn't that cool. That ramp is almost as big as the football field.

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:41 PM
That redbull hat is 2X the size of his head.

luv
12-31-2007, 10:42 PM
Is this a live version of the douchebags with hot chicks?

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:42 PM
Is this a live version of the douchebags with hot chicks?


ROFL

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:43 PM
Is this a live version of the douchebags with hot chicks?
LMAO It is now.

luv
12-31-2007, 10:43 PM
My god. Do they show that Trojan commercial on every break?

cdcox
12-31-2007, 10:43 PM
WTF is going on here?

Coach
12-31-2007, 10:44 PM
My god. Do they show that Trojan commercial on every break?

It's a hint. It's giving you clues on what you're supposed to be doing.

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:44 PM
My god. Do they show that Trojan commercial on every break?
Well apparent...
Never mind, too easy.

luv
12-31-2007, 10:44 PM
WTF is going on here?
Some guy jumped his bike twice, and I've seen the same Trojan commercial three times in 15 minutes.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:45 PM
WTF is going on here?
Nothing now, you missed it all.

SPchief
12-31-2007, 10:45 PM
WTF is going on here?


You do know the Chiefs are gonna pick 3rd right?

luv
12-31-2007, 10:45 PM
It's a hint. It's giving you clues on what you're supposed to be doing.
Trust me. No offense to you guys, but it's something I would much rather be doing.

Coach
12-31-2007, 10:46 PM
Trust me. No offense to you guys, but it's something I would much rather be doing.

Gee, I wonder why? :p

luv
12-31-2007, 10:47 PM
Gee, I wonder why? :p
Someday, you guys will learn that Jager Bombs do the trick much better than grape Gatorade.

cdcox
12-31-2007, 10:49 PM
Caught the replay, that was amazing.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 10:49 PM
Someday, you guys will learn that Jager Bombs do the trick much better than grape Gatorade.
Hoo boy, I could take that one and run with it, but I have to go out and blow off my leftover fireworks now.

Coach
12-31-2007, 10:49 PM
Someday, you guys will learn that Jager Bombs do the trick much better than grape Gatorade.

Heh, I figured that much anyways.

Guy + Girl * Too much alcohol + Trojans = Good times.

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:51 PM
Ok then, these guys suck.

luv
12-31-2007, 10:51 PM
Hoo boy, I could take that one and run with it, but I have to go out and blow off my leftover fireworks now.
Have fun and be careful!

luv
12-31-2007, 10:51 PM
Ok then, these guys suck.
Time to change the channel.

SPchief
12-31-2007, 10:52 PM
Someone's getting horny

siberian khatru
12-31-2007, 10:53 PM
Someone's getting horny

Yeah, this should be fun to watch.

xbarretx
12-31-2007, 10:53 PM
30 STONES at my house! no need to go out when i got the cheap stuff ;)

Coach
12-31-2007, 10:53 PM
Yeah, this should be fun to watch.

Heh, but it also has the potentional to be a huge letdown.

luv
12-31-2007, 10:54 PM
Yeah, this should be fun to watch.
Watch? Are you spying on me?

siberian khatru
12-31-2007, 10:55 PM
Heh, but it also has the potentional to be a huge letdown.

Maybe this will help:

http://www.combatstocks.com/images/LithiumBatteries.jpg

luv
12-31-2007, 10:55 PM
Heh, but it also has the potentional to be a huge letdown.
Am I that predictable?

Coach
12-31-2007, 10:55 PM
Maybe this will help:

http://www.combatstocks.com/images/LithiumBatteries.jpg

Eh, I perfer energizer. I mean, it does "keep going, and going and going and" if you catch my drift....

luv
12-31-2007, 10:56 PM
Maybe this will help:

http://www.combatstocks.com/images/LithiumBatteries.jpg
Damn. I don't think I could take something that takes batteries that big.

Coach
12-31-2007, 10:56 PM
Am I that predictable?

I honestly can't answer that considering I don't know you that well. :shrug: He was just saying that it was gonna be fun, and while he could be right, it also could be a letdown.

That's all.

kstater
12-31-2007, 10:59 PM
So I'm here in Arkansas and it's almost midnight New Years and I hear shotguns going off in the distance.

Only in America

Coach
12-31-2007, 11:00 PM
So I'm here in Arkansas and it's almost midnight New Years and I hear shotguns going off in the distance.

Only in America

Yee-haw, motherf**kers.

Happy New Year to you by the way.

Ugly Duck
12-31-2007, 11:00 PM
You want to borrow my tin foil? It makes a pretty good hat.

Dood... you actually have a tin-foil hat? Kewl! First guy I know with one of them!

luv
12-31-2007, 11:00 PM
Happy New Year! May it bring you peace and happiness. Love you all.

Cheers!

kstater
12-31-2007, 11:00 PM
Happy New Year

Now get off my lawn.

siberian khatru
12-31-2007, 11:02 PM
HAPPY NEW YEAR!

http://constitutionclub.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/champagne-4.jpg

Coach
12-31-2007, 11:02 PM
So, pity that the Trojan commercials didn't do any justice.

SPchief
12-31-2007, 11:04 PM
Marriah Carrey still looks good for her age.

siberian khatru
12-31-2007, 11:04 PM
What's that buzzing noise?

Oh, Luv!

Skip Towne
12-31-2007, 11:04 PM
In just to prove old guys can stay up this late.

Coach
12-31-2007, 11:04 PM
In just to prove old guys can stay up this late.

Sure, if you took a 4 hour nap before 11:00. :p

Happy new years by the way.

kstater
12-31-2007, 11:05 PM
In just to prove old guys can stay up this late.


Had the alarm set for 11:58 didn't you?

luv
12-31-2007, 11:06 PM
In just to prove old guys can stay up this late.
Happy New Year, Gramps! :p

SPchief
12-31-2007, 11:06 PM
In just to prove old guys can stay up this late.

You have a job at 12:30 don't you

luv
12-31-2007, 11:07 PM
What's that buzzing noise?

Oh, Luv!
Nah, I don't really care for that artificial stuff. I think I went over this with Bugeater in another thread.

luv
12-31-2007, 11:18 PM
Someone recommended the sugar free Red Bull. I shouldn't have listened.

BIG K
12-31-2007, 11:20 PM
**** going out. Drunk drivers, checkpoints, etc. I'm going to stay here, open a bottle of Jager, and not have to worry about how I'm getting home.

Who's with me?

:toast:

With ya, for a moment....

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 11:26 PM
OK, it was cold out there, and the damn wind kept blowing out my torch. I still have stuff left too.

luv
12-31-2007, 11:30 PM
OK, it was cold out there, and the damn wind kept blowing out my torch. I still have stuff left too.
I'll drink to that. I need to stop thinking.

DenverDanChiefsFan
12-31-2007, 11:33 PM
**** going out. Drunk drivers, checkpoints, etc. I'm going to stay here, open a bottle of Jager, and not have to worry about how I'm getting home.

Who's with me?

:toast:it's amazing it took kids to get me to stay home and quit d&d. now that i'm married with children (insert al bundy joke) i usually drink at home just to be safe. would hate for the wife and kids to show up at jail and bail me out

Dallas Chief
12-31-2007, 11:52 PM
Someone recommended the sugar free Red Bull. I shouldn't have listened.
"Don't! I repeat Don't! Drink RedBull with Vodka. It's bad for your heart. One is an upper the other is a downer" Said the 6'1" hot blond/drug rep at my buddy's party.

My smartass response- "Say's the blonde who just bummed a cigarette from me." Zing-----I'm married so I can get away with that sh!t.

Cheers from Texas Y'all!!! Especially those now drinking alone...

luv
12-31-2007, 11:55 PM
"Don't! I repeat Don't! Drink RedBull with Vodka. It's bad for your heart. One is an upper the other is a downer" Said the 6'1" hot blond/drug rep at my buddy's party.

My smartass response- "Say's the blonde who just bummed a cigarette from me." Zing-----I'm married so I can get away with that sh!t.

Cheers from Texas Y'all!!! Especially those now drinking alone...
I hate Red Bull and Vodka anyway.

Bacon Cheeseburger
12-31-2007, 11:58 PM
I'll drink to that. I need to stop thinking.
About what?

Dallas Chief
12-31-2007, 11:59 PM
I hate Red Bull and Vodka anyway.
GutRot! I wasn't drinking it either. I was driving home soon so laid off the sauce early. She was chastising my buddy who was trying to hook up with her. She was making it tough on the poor b@stard too. So what is the drink of choice tonight?

luv
01-01-2008, 12:10 AM
About what?
Why I don't drink alone.

luv
01-01-2008, 12:11 AM
GutRot! I wasn't drinking it either. I was driving home soon so laid off the sauce early. She was chastising my buddy who was trying to hook up with her. She was making it tough on the poor b@stard too. So what is the drink of choice tonight?
Jager and Red Bull. Only had about four before losing motivation.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-01-2008, 12:14 AM
It's still 2007 here.

ChiefsLV
01-01-2008, 12:18 AM
Jager and Red Bull. Only had about four before losing motivation.

Ah, my concert juice of choice.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 12:20 AM
It's still 2007 here.
2007 is so last year.

luv
01-01-2008, 12:22 AM
Ah, my concert juice of choice.
It might just be the nectar of the gods.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-01-2008, 12:22 AM
2007 is so last year.

I'm living in the past.......

luv
01-01-2008, 12:23 AM
I'm living in the past.......
Nah, you're just behind everyone else.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-01-2008, 12:25 AM
Nah, you're just behind everyone else.


Who farted?

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 12:28 AM
Who farted?
What you smell is the Mizzou gamethread Luv just started.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-01-2008, 12:29 AM
What you smell is the Mizzou gamethread Luv just started.


Nebraska doesn't smell much better with all that Callahan lotion laying around.

luv
01-01-2008, 12:34 AM
What you smell is the Mizzou gamethread Luv just started.
That wasn't very nice.

luv
01-01-2008, 12:37 AM
Alright. Time to get my drink on again. ANyone still with me?

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 12:37 AM
Nebraska doesn't smell much better with all that Callahan lotion laying around.
He's gone, quit living in the past.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 12:38 AM
That wasn't very nice.
I didn't mean for it to be, although I intended for it to be a barb at Mizzou, not you.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 12:39 AM
Alright. Time to get my drink on again. ANyone still with me?
Barely. I'll crack one more.

luv
01-01-2008, 12:42 AM
I didn't mean for it to be, although I intended for it to be a barb at Mizzou, not you.
Too late. I'm officially offended. That will cost you a beer the next time I see you. :D

Mr. Flopnuts
01-01-2008, 12:44 AM
He's gone, quit living in the past.

I'm only 15 minutes away from "Up to speed."

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 12:44 AM
Too late. I'm officially offended. That will cost you a beer the next time I see you. :D
I think I have an old can of Coors somewhere in the garage.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-01-2008, 12:45 AM
I think I have an old can of Coors somewhere in the garage.

Are you telling Luv that she's past the "use by" date?

Mecca
01-01-2008, 12:46 AM
Coors, ew.

luv
01-01-2008, 12:47 AM
I think I have an old can of Coors somewhere in the garage.
Make sure I get that AFTER my mouth goes numb.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 12:47 AM
Are you telling Luv that she's past the "use by" date?
That's going to cost you a beer.

luv
01-01-2008, 12:48 AM
Are you telling Luv that she's past the "use by" date?
I'm not sure if I should respond to that.

Alrighty. This one's a double!

luv
01-01-2008, 12:48 AM
That's going to cost you a beer.
If it's better than a Coors, he can hand it directly to me.

SPchief
01-01-2008, 12:51 AM
Make sure I get that AFTER my mouth goes numb.


Keep teeing them up there.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 12:53 AM
If it's better than a Coors, he can hand it directly to me.
He'll probably hook you up with an Olympia.

luv
01-01-2008, 12:56 AM
Keep teeing them up there.
LMAO Damn you!

Seriously, don't your lips get that numb feeling? THat's how I know when it's starting to hit me. One of these days, I'll learn to stop at that point.

luv
01-01-2008, 12:57 AM
He'll probably hook you up with an Olympia.
Never heard of it.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 12:59 AM
Never heard of it.
Brewed in Olympia, WA with "pure artisian spring water", whatever that means. My dad was from there and it was what he always drank. I'm not sure if it's even made any more.

luv
01-01-2008, 01:04 AM
Brewed in Olympia, WA with "pure artisian spring water", whatever that means. My dad was from there and it was what he always drank. I'm not sure if it's even made any more.
Hell, I'm easy. I'd be more than happy to settle for a Bud Light.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 01:06 AM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PS/8180~Olympia-Beer-Posters.jpg

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 01:08 AM
Hell, I'm easy. I'd be more than happy to settle for a Bud Light.
Bleh. I've spoiled myself with the Blvd. I can barely choke down an MGD any more.

luv
01-01-2008, 01:16 AM
Bleh. I've spoiled myself with the Blvd. I can barely choke down an MGD any more.
I tried Landshark. Pretty good. My favorite is probably Harp Lager.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 01:20 AM
Landshark? That was an old SNL bit. Never heard of a beer called that.

Buck
01-01-2008, 01:27 AM
http://www.liquorbrands.com/images/Evan_Williams_Black_Bottle_Shot_web.jpg

KcMizzou
01-01-2008, 01:29 AM
Landshark? That was an old SNL bit. Never heard of a beer called that.*knock, knock*

Candygram!

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 01:29 AM
Whiskey bad. Very bad.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-01-2008, 01:31 AM
That's going to cost you a beer.


I'll make it an Alaskan Amber. It's not Budweiser, it's the beer of kings.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 01:33 AM
*knock, knock*

Candygram!
LMAO So stupid, but yet so funny.

luv
01-01-2008, 01:40 AM
Landshark? That was an old SNL bit. Never heard of a beer called that.
It's brewed in Jacksonville, FL. Sammy Hagar, I believe.

luv
01-01-2008, 01:44 AM
http://www.landsharklager.com/default.aspx

Jimmy Buffet. My bad.

Buck
01-01-2008, 01:45 AM
Damn. Took me like 20 minutes to figure out that my last post was the last one on a page. Couldnt figure out why nobody was responding.

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 01:49 AM
Damn. Took me like 20 minutes to figure out that my last post was the last one on a page. Couldnt figure out why nobody was responding.
No one was responding, we all hate you.

Buck
01-01-2008, 01:50 AM
No one was responding, we all hate you.

Ok, gonna cry myself to sleep.

Happy Dreams, hope none of you have to puke, me either.

PEACE

Bacon Cheeseburger
01-01-2008, 01:53 AM
Ok, gonna cry myself to sleep.

Happy Dreams, hope none of you have to puke, me either.

PEACE
Nope, no more puking now that I don't have to watch the Chiefs play anymore.

Bump
01-01-2008, 02:12 AM
I went to a Flaming Lips concert and then to a bar in bricktown afterwards...pretty good time

luv
01-01-2008, 03:06 AM
That stage where you pass out sounds really good right now.