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Fly O.T. McWall
01-01-2008, 04:11 PM
i've been home for 10 minutes, and my wife has 2 girlfriends over... there is already WAYYYYYY too much estrogen in this house.

Buck
01-01-2008, 04:12 PM
Sounds like you have an excuse to go to the bar.

Fly O.T. McWall
01-01-2008, 04:13 PM
Sounds like you have an excuse to go to the bar.
definitely.

Mr. Laz
01-01-2008, 04:14 PM
pics?

Deberg_1990
01-01-2008, 04:14 PM
Foursome???

Fly O.T. McWall
01-01-2008, 04:15 PM
heh... one's my sister-in-law. no thanks.

Mr. Laz
01-01-2008, 04:16 PM
are they sitting around in lingerie having a pillow fight?

Fly O.T. McWall
01-01-2008, 04:18 PM
are they sitting around in lingerie having a pillow fight?
ROFL

not yet. i htink theyre waiting for me to leave.

their singing "facinatign rhythm" right now.

Frazod
01-01-2008, 04:20 PM
Antifreeze?

Phobia
01-01-2008, 04:21 PM
Are you counting pure mass or just vaginas? Because I'm not sure about your math.

Fly O.T. McWall
01-01-2008, 04:23 PM
Antifreeze?
winner winner!

CrazyHorse
01-01-2008, 04:49 PM
Do you think they might be having sex at the other end of the house?

How could you find out?

blueballs
01-01-2008, 04:52 PM
They plan on shaving their mounds
using the left over eggnog

Mosbonian
01-01-2008, 05:09 PM
That many women in the house....I would hide all the knives and medicinal alcohol. And whatever you do don't drink anything you haven't fixed yourself.

mmaddog
*******

BWillie
01-01-2008, 05:10 PM
Grunt, scratch your balls, and piss in the area of the house that you want to inhabit. Mark your territory and show your male dominance. Make it happen

Rain Man
01-01-2008, 05:12 PM
A lot of porn movies start out exactly like this.

Phobia
01-01-2008, 05:13 PM
Grunt, scratch your balls, and piss in the area of the house that you want to inhabit. Mark your territory and show your male dominance. Make it happen

At first I assumed this was a joke. Then I noticed the poster's name. Based on your previous posts with regard to women, I believe you are 100% serious.

patteeu
01-01-2008, 05:19 PM
Are your wife's girlfriends each 50% larger than she is?

RibKing67
01-01-2008, 05:33 PM
Sounds like your either in heaven or hell? With Hell being the more likely option. Sorry bout your luck but my F-ing mother n law is here so I dont feel to bad for ya! Maybe I can meet you at the bar and we can watch the game.

ChiefButthurt
01-01-2008, 05:54 PM
Are you counting pure mass or just vaginas? Because I'm not sure about your math.

:hmmm: ROFL

BWillie
01-01-2008, 06:06 PM
At first I assumed this was a joke. Then I noticed the poster's name. Based on your previous posts with regard to women, I believe you are 100% serious.

Once again another unnecessary put down. You don't like me. I get it.

Thanks for trolling me Phillip

Come again