View Full Version : WTF, no Gatorade Bath?
Why did that ASSistant coach prevent the KU Players from splashing Mangino w/ the Gatorade?
dj56dt58
01-03-2008, 09:56 PM
so he didnt get pissed and eat them??
Branden Albert's Huge Balls
01-03-2008, 09:56 PM
They were afraid he'd absorb the sugar through his skin. Any more of that shit and Mangino might develop diabetes.
His entourage protected him well.
Coach
01-03-2008, 09:57 PM
I don't think it was "gatorade". I thought it was water...
siberian khatru
01-03-2008, 09:57 PM
They didn't have enough containers to douse him. It's be like pouring a shot glass on you or me.
Mr. Plow
01-03-2008, 09:57 PM
I thought it was pretty weak. Come on Mangino. Live a little!
They didn't have enough containers to douse him. It's be like pouring a shot glass on you or me.
ROFL :)
OnTheWarpath58
01-03-2008, 09:58 PM
They didn't have enough containers to douse him. It's be like pouring a shot glass on you or me.
Exactly.
They would have needed one of those firefighting helicopters to fly over the stadium and douse him.
Bearcat
01-03-2008, 09:59 PM
[arrogant asshole jayhawk fan]Don't worry, we'll get better at it as we get more practice winning BCS games[/aajf]
:p
PBJ PBJ PBJ
Cochise
01-03-2008, 10:01 PM
They were afraid he'd absorb the sugar through his skin. Any more of that shit and Mangino might develop diabetes.
He probably has a cooler full of insulin waiting somewhere.
FRAZ0D
01-03-2008, 10:01 PM
He's trying to lose water weight.
Mangino is staring down that bowl of oranges.
FRAZ0D
01-03-2008, 10:04 PM
Mangino is staring down that bowl of oranges.
He's upset they're not chocolate oranges.
OnTheWarpath58
01-03-2008, 10:05 PM
He's upset they're not chocolate oranges.
Chocolate oranges dipped in syrup and butter.
Bearcat
01-03-2008, 10:08 PM
He's upset they're not chocolate oranges.
He'll get Perkins on the phone first thing in the morning to talk to the BCS people about a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Bowl.
pr_capone
01-03-2008, 10:09 PM
Chocolate oranges dipped in syrup and butter.
Don't forget the bacon grease drizzled on top.
Mr. Plow
01-03-2008, 10:10 PM
Fat Guy in a little coat......
Oh wait....I'm a KU fan.
RibKing67
01-03-2008, 10:10 PM
I think the ice water/gatorade would have sent him into cardiac arrest.
FRAZ0D
01-03-2008, 10:12 PM
He'll get Perkins on the phone first thing in the morning to talk to the BCS people about a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup Bowl.
Hahahaha. That would be awesome.
Delano
01-03-2008, 10:13 PM
I am quite pleased that I didn't see his windbreaker stuck to his moobs.
No wet shirts for Mangino, please. Use the coolers of water on the cheerleaders.
bowener
01-03-2008, 10:46 PM
I am quite pleased that I didn't see his windbreaker stuck to his moobs.
No wet shirts for Mangino, please. Use the coolers of water on the cheerleaders.
God I wish this would become the standard.
'Hamas' Jenkins
01-03-2008, 10:49 PM
There isn't enough Gatorade on earth to cover the multiple mucous encrusted rolls in his neck alone.
Phobia
01-03-2008, 11:29 PM
They didn't have enough containers to douse him. It's be like pouring a shot glass on you or me.
re-post averted
Cochise
01-03-2008, 11:32 PM
Actually, on NYE I was talking to a guy who knows an ex-KU player. I won't name him since it's heresay, but he said dude can take down a whole large pizza.
'Hamas' Jenkins
01-03-2008, 11:38 PM
Actually, on NYE I was talking to a guy who knows an ex-KU player. I won't name him since it's heresay, but he said dude can take down a whole large pizza.
And what does he eat for the main course after his first hoer do'uevre?
thurman merman
01-03-2008, 11:39 PM
Actually, on NYE I was talking to a guy who knows an ex-KU player. I won't name him since it's heresay, but he said dude can take down a whole large pizza.
uh, cant most big guys do that?
Tactical Funky
01-04-2008, 12:24 AM
uh, cant most big guys do that?
I'm 5'10", 175 lbs. and I can eat an entire large pizza in under 5 minutes. :hmmm:
Ari Chi3fs
01-04-2008, 12:52 AM
I think Manginosaurus Rex has an enduring quality about him that recruits like. That is all that matters to me.
ChiefsCountry
01-04-2008, 01:07 AM
I have always wondered does Mangino have some kind of actual problem that makes him a fat a$$? Something has to be wrong for him to be that fat.
BigRedChief
01-04-2008, 04:47 AM
Hasn't it been raining off and on all night? Why would he care if he's all wet?
Phobia
01-04-2008, 05:24 AM
I have always wondered does Mangino have some kind of actual problem that makes him a fat a$$? Something has to be wrong for him to be that fat.
Yeah, it's called Eatmorcaloriesthanheburnsitis.
old_geezer
01-04-2008, 06:04 AM
WTF, no Gatorade Bath?
The walrus probably would have thought he'd slipped under the ice flow and had a heart attack trying to reach the surface again.
tmax63
01-04-2008, 06:07 AM
Yeah, Yeah, it's a gland problem, that's it. That's the ticket. You have wonder about a football coach that is morbidly obese.
Braincase
01-04-2008, 07:08 AM
If Mangino were to get doused in Miami, you would have had a delta team from Greenpeace trying to shove him into the ocean.
cadmonkey
01-04-2008, 07:14 AM
Who wants to see that guy in a wet t-shirt?
InChiefsHell
01-04-2008, 07:58 AM
He appeared to me to be telling people not to do it before the assistant coach put a stop to it. I'm guessing he knows there are not enough towels in the world to dry him off before pneumonia sets in.
...either that or he's afraid of a heart attack...
Sure-Oz
01-04-2008, 07:59 AM
He appeared to me to be telling people not to do it before the assistant coach put a stop to it. I'm guessing he knows there are not enough towels in the world to dry him off before pneumonia sets in.
...either that or he's afraid of a heart attack...
It was funny hearing the players go "awww c'mon" what a lamer that fatgino is, i dont blame him, he would've melted into jabba
dtebbe
01-04-2008, 08:04 AM
Lame bunch of seniors, that's for sure.
DT
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