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el borracho
01-04-2008, 10:58 AM
... where does Britney Spears now rate?

Mr. Plow
01-04-2008, 10:59 AM
What did crazy chick do now?

KurtCobain
01-04-2008, 11:00 AM
3 points under Anna Nicole Smith

Pushead2
01-04-2008, 11:03 AM
3 points under Anna Nicole Smith


Tittiesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss :hump:

el borracho
01-04-2008, 11:07 AM
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5jAG82-sc5eD0RMnt8jcstIN0MHlw

Britney Spears in hospital after ambulance drama: police
7 hours ago

LOS ANGELES (AFP) ó Britney Spears was being evaluated at a Los Angeles hospital early Friday after being taken from her home by paramedics following the latest twist to the troubled pop star's custody battle.

Spears was taken by stretcher from her home late Thursday following a stand-off which began when she reportedly refused to hand over her two children, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1 to ex-husband Kevin Federline's bodyguard.

Video footage and pictures of the incident shown on celebrity news websites showed a conscious Spears smiling as she was wheeled into an ambulance.

Los Angeles Police Department spokesman Jason Lee said Spears was being detained and evaluated in hospital because officers had found her under the influence of an unknown substance.

Lee said officers had been called to Spears' home at 8 pm Thursday (0400 GMT Friday) to resolve a custody dispute.

Celebrity news websites USmagazine.com and TMZ.com reported that the drama began when Spears failed to hand her two children over as arranged under a court-ordered custody agreement with Federline.

At around 10:30 pm paramedics and an ambulance arrived and shortly afterwards the two children were turned over to Federline after police reviewed court documents, Lee said.

Police could not confirm celebrity news website reports that Spears' youngest son Jayden James had also been taken to the hospital, Lee adding only that there were "no reportable injuries to anyone involved."

Spears, one of the most successful pop stars of her generation, has been embroiled in a bitter custody battle with Federline ever since the couple separated in late 2006.

A judge limited Spears' access to her children in October after she failed to submit to random drug testing as demanded at an earlier hearing where the court ruled Spears was a "habitual, frequent, and continuous" user of "controlled substances and alcohol."

Earlier Thursday Spears began a court-ordered deposition in the custody case after missing several appointments to do so, but appeared for questioning by Federline's lawyer so late that it lasted only 13 minutes, USmagazine reported.

The day before, her lawyers had requested to leave her case, citing "a breakdown in communications" with Spears that made "further representation of her interests impossible."

The court-room drama rumbled throughout a difficult year for Spears that saw her rarely out of the tabloid headlines.

In late 2006 she was repeatedly photographed in nightspots wearing no underwear and was also captured bizarrely shaving her head in a hair salon and attacking a photographer's car with an umbrella. Those episodes were followed by a stint in a rehabilitation treatment center.

In September Spears attempted to resurrect her career but suffered a critical savaging after a live performance at the Video Music Awards.

Nevertheless the release of her first album in four years in October, "Blackout," offered Spears some encouragement with critics broadly hailing the work as a success.

Spears' family was back in the headlines again last month when it emerged that the singer's 16-year-old sister, the star of a popular US television children's show, was pregnant.

Spears shot to superstardom in late 1998, with her smash-hit debut album "Baby One More Time" which she followed with another chart-topping success the following year, "Oops! ... I Did It Again."

According to Time magazine, Spears has sold over 76 million records worldwide, and her 31 million albums sold in the United States make her the eighth best-selling female artist in US music history.

sedated
01-04-2008, 11:09 AM
I could totally date that chick.

She's hot (kinda), has money, and is a crazy drunk.

But I'd still take Lindsey Lohan over Britney.

DaKCMan AP
01-04-2008, 11:10 AM
But I'd still take Lindsey Lohan over Britney.

I find both to be repulsive.

KurtCobain
01-04-2008, 11:10 AM
she's a plastic face and a suicide away from being wow

Donger
01-04-2008, 11:11 AM
She'll be dead by the end of the year. I feel for her kids, actually.

Mr. Laz
01-04-2008, 11:11 AM
nowhere near Michael jackson .......


she's just spoiled white trash

el borracho
01-04-2008, 11:14 AM
nowhere near Michael jackson .......


she's just spoiled white trash
Ok, how does she compare to Amy Winehouse?

HonestChieffan
01-04-2008, 11:14 AM
shes buying a house in Denver as well.

KurtCobain
01-04-2008, 11:15 AM
She'll be dead by the end of the year. I feel for her kids, actually.

Really? She's not doing that bad. The media makes it look worse. I know handfuls of people in much worse conditions than her. And they're broke.

el borracho
01-04-2008, 11:16 AM
Oooh, let's make a totem pole of crazy, craziest at the top

Michael Jackson
Gary Glitter
Anna Nicole Smith
Britney Spears
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan

chagrin
01-04-2008, 11:19 AM
nowhere near Michael jackson .......


she's just spoiled white trash


I agree, she's not having creepy skin surgery yet; although after seeing that photo of her retarded puss, she might want to consider it.

chagrin
01-04-2008, 11:20 AM
Oooh, let's make a totem pole of crazy, craziest at the top

Michael Jackson
Gary Glitter
Anna Nicole Smith
Britney Spears
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan

Shouldn't Tiny Tim be in this list?

chagrin
01-04-2008, 11:21 AM
Ok, how does she compare to Amy Winehouse?

Amy Winehouse is a drug addict; IMO Britney isn't a drug addict, she probably abuses alcohol but her problems stem more from her growing up in a fantasy world, where she was the Queen. Amy Winehouse is insane alright, but again, IMO it's the dope making her nuts.

Demonpenz
01-04-2008, 11:22 AM
she's still a harddrive away from pete townsend

el borracho
01-04-2008, 11:22 AM
Who is Tiny Tim?

Pushead2
01-04-2008, 11:23 AM
she's still a harddrive away from pete townsend

below the belt....

el borracho
01-04-2008, 11:23 AM
IMO Britney isn't a drug addict...
Are you sure about that? The article I posted in this thread would imply that she is.

Cochise
01-04-2008, 11:27 AM
She really seems to have some kind of serious substance abuse problem.

el borracho
01-04-2008, 11:29 AM
Wow, somehow I had not heard about Townsend. According to him, he viewed the crap but not because he is into it sexually. Still, there is a cerain amount of crazy required to view child porn for any reason. Let's put him below Glitter.

Michael Jackson
Gary Glitter
Pete Townsend
Anna Nicole Smith
Britney Spears
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan

Stinger
01-04-2008, 11:32 AM
Who knows when she finally goes to jail for something stupid maybe the inmates can dance to one of her songs like they did for Micheal Jackson.

Thriller

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FAX
01-04-2008, 11:33 AM
Baby, baby, you can't have my babies, baby.

FAX

tyton75
01-04-2008, 11:56 AM
You'd have to throw Mike Tyson in that list somewhere.. wouldn't you?

el borracho
01-04-2008, 12:00 PM
I've changed my mind; Tyson goes just below Glitter and Townsend goes to the bottom of the list because I think he can still function in normal society, something the freaks at the top of the list cannot do.

Michael Jackson
Gary Glitter
Mike Tyson
Anna Nicole Smith
Britney Spears
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan
Pete Townsend

unothadeal
01-04-2008, 12:02 PM
I've changed my mind; Tyson goes just below Glitter and Townsend goes to the bottom of the list because I think he can still function in normal society, something the freaks at the top of the list cannot do.

Michael Jackson
Gary Glitter
Mike Tyson
Anna Nicole Smith
Britney Spears
Amy Winehouse
Michael Richards
Lindsay Lohan
Pete Townsend

el borracho
01-04-2008, 12:17 PM
Michael Richards? For what- being a racist? That makes him a dick but not necessarily crazy. Ooh! I just thought of a certifiable psycho.

Michael Jackson
Fred Phelps
Gary Glitter
Mike Tyson
Anna Nicole Smith
Britney Spears
Amy Winehouse
Lindsay Lohan
Pete Townsend

tyton75
01-04-2008, 12:24 PM
Good Call on Phelps.. i would put Jackson 1 and Phelps 1a.

Should RKelly be there anywhere... he's basically normal in general society... unless he feels like pissing on a minor and.. etc etc..

tyton75
01-04-2008, 12:25 PM
And Tom Cruise should be on there some where... or "Scientologists" altogether

el borracho
01-04-2008, 12:32 PM
Good Call on Phelps.. i would put Jackson 1 and Phelps 1a.

Should RKelly be there anywhere... he's basically normal in general society... unless he feels like pissing on a minor and.. etc etc..
I don't know if he's nuts; I think he's just a pervert. If he makes the list, he goes to the bottom.

Frankie
01-04-2008, 12:33 PM
Who is Tiny Tim?
Tip toewww, through the tuuuulips,...

http://www.webpan.com/thelaughin/images/show/tiny_tom/laugh-in_tiny_tim.jpg

el borracho
01-04-2008, 12:35 PM
And Tom Cruise should be on there some where... or "Scientologists" altogether
I don't really know what scientologists believe but I think pretty much all religions are silly so it probably wouldn't strike me as abnormally nuts.

Demonpenz
01-04-2008, 12:37 PM
Where would howard hughes be or gary busey

el borracho
01-04-2008, 12:39 PM
Tip toewww, through the tuuuulips,...
Is that a comedian? I really don't know who that is.

el borracho
01-04-2008, 12:40 PM
Where would howard hughes be or gary busey
I don't know; what nutty things have they done?

unothadeal
01-04-2008, 12:45 PM
I don't really know what scientologists believe but I think pretty much all religions are silly so it probably wouldn't strike me as abnormally nuts.
They believe in aliens...

el borracho
01-04-2008, 12:50 PM
They believe in aliens...
I don't know... pretty much all religions believe in something outlandish. Any god would be an alien.

Mr. Plow
01-04-2008, 12:54 PM
Crazy ass chick.......


Britney - Year in review (http://music.msn.com/music/2007review/yearinbritney)

Demonpenz
01-04-2008, 01:04 PM
chris beniot

MOhillbilly
01-04-2008, 01:06 PM
LIZA MINNELLI

Chiefmanwillcatch
01-04-2008, 01:17 PM
I am wondering how the public can destroy these shows that constantly show these bitches.

They're no even hot. Britney was a cute girl once.

tyton75
01-04-2008, 01:34 PM
Robert Downey jr. and Charlie Sheen are in about the same area as Lindsey Lohan.. no?

OnTheWarpath58
01-04-2008, 01:47 PM
The guy from www.wwtdd.com kills me.



Us magazine says that Britney Spears is at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and is being held as a "special needs" patient, meaning...

"they have either overdosed or tried to commit suicide. So we go stay with these patients and monitor them constantly. We watch them so they don't hurt themselves and watch the people who come visit them to make sure they don't pass anything to them."

Well Britney Spears is an idiot so any suicide attempt should be pretty easy to stop. She probably tried holding her breath or something she saw on Road Runner. It's amazing she's not covered in piranhas in this picture or the cops didnít catch her standing on a big red X under a safe on a rope.

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I find it hard to believe it took all these cops and bodyguards just to get two babies away from Britney Spears. Couldn't they just lure Britney out of the house with some kind of puppet or stuffed animal or maybe a baked chicken on a string. And by that, I mean, "hit her ass in the neck with a tranquilizer dart". Seriously, no ones gonna care. Problem solved!


Pretty much whole front 2 pages devoted to Britney.

chagrin
01-04-2008, 03:27 PM
Are you sure about that? The article I posted in this thread would imply that she is.

Well no, I am not "sure" I said it's my opinion. I don't believe most articles anyway, I don't believe theres much Journalistic integrity anymore out there, especially when it comes to entertainment news. Taco John is being added on some friggin blog and he and the cronies call it "being published" if that tells you anything.

There's a difference between Drug Abuse and Addiction to drugs, I want to make that clear though.

DJJasonp
01-04-2008, 03:38 PM
Dont forget Crispin Glover, Gary Busey, Nick Nolte...

sedated
01-04-2008, 03:41 PM
There's a difference between Drug Abuse and Addiction to drugs, I want to make that clear though.

I just want this repeated

Demonpenz
01-04-2008, 03:53 PM
same difference between alchohol abusers (me) and alcholism (addicted)

FAX
01-04-2008, 04:12 PM
Robert Downey jr. and Charlie Sheen are in about the same area as Lindsey Lohan.. no?

With all due respect, Mr. tyton75, I'm afraid that's incorrect.

I was perusing my Rap Stars For Dummies and it turns out that, even though all the celebrities mentioned so far beat juice, blow trees, thizz, wile out, and crank lye, homies like those guys give the bone to holla back girls like her, while holla back girls like her just take the bone on the booty call.

Big difference.

FAX

Braincase
01-04-2008, 04:36 PM
Margot Kidder?