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OctoberFart
01-04-2008, 10:14 PM
Don't know if it has been posted but here it is.....

I thought that this would be a good time for some lighter reading material around here. How about a Bob thread? We haven't had one in awhile (thankfully).

So now its time to look back on the silly things that our banned puff-ball predicted at the beginning of the year. Mostly wrong, occasionally right and always hilarious, here are the highlights of the Mane's favorite banned troll.


Quote:
I can see the Chiefs sweeping Denver. By the time we get to Denver, your team might be the laughingstock of the league on defense. Larry is usually dominating the league, rolling up 150 yards a week by that point, so he could really dominate you. KC's win at Arrrowhead is a lock.

We open with further evidence that whatever Boob predicts, usually the opposite will happen. He was right about our defense sucking, though. Give credit where credit is due.


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LJ really picks it up in the season's second half. He had several 100-yard games in a row last year and the year before. Most of those were probably 150-yard outings. He's going to own your defense this year. I predict at least one 200-yard game.

LJ's second half of the season consisted of counting his money and eating cheese doodles.

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Larry Johnson will have more rushing yards than all the Bronco running backs combined.

Yes, he really said this.

Quote:
The Chiefs will win at LEAST five games at home alone.




Quote:
Herm's going to be here for at least 7 or 8 seasons.

Please oh please let this be so.


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Our offense is in much better shape than it was a year ago. There's no question.

Just in case some of you have been living in a hole, the 2006 Chiefs offense was ranked 16th in the league. The 2007 offense was ranked 31st in points scored and 29th in yards.


Quote:
The way I see it the Chiefs and Broncos are in the same boat on offense...both are trying to rebuild. Denver has the edge in coaching, the Chiefs have the edge in talent.

For all our woes, Denver is light years ahead of the Chiefs offensively. We are better than them at every position.


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Heh...you(Kaylore) actually pimped Brandon Stokely and Rod Smith....they might combine for 500 yards of offense...maybe...

Stokley had 635 yards of offense all by his lonesome.


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The Chiefs have far more talented receivers down the depth chart. And neither (Stokley or Smith) would challenge for a starting position here.




Quote:
Herm is basically a genius. That's all you need to know.
2005 - no playoffs
2006 - playoffs!
2007 - playoffs!





Quote:
WE ARE COMING TO END YOUR SEASON, DONKS!!!




Quote:
The Titans don't impress me. Vince Young will come into Arrowhead and throw us 3 or 4 balls...game over.

Titans 26 - KC 17. Vince Young threw no interceptions.


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If the Titans beat us in Arrowhead I will....do something outrageous. Seriously. That would disgust me. My world will be shattered if the Titans beat us.

Bob continued to spam his board with fantasies of copulation with Carrie Underwood in an effort to make good on his promise.


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Cutler is our b****!

Cutler has never lost to the Chiefs as a starter, and his QB rating against them 108.6

Overall I'd say that he didn't do too bad (for Bob). It's not as fun without him here to eat crow but still funny.

http://www.orangemane.com/BB/showthread.php?t=64729

Bill Parcells
01-04-2008, 10:15 PM
Obsess much? :spock:

Who cares?

Count Alex's Losses
01-04-2008, 10:15 PM
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/7117/obsessionnm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

OnTheWarpath58
01-04-2008, 10:16 PM
Hmmmmm.........Obsess much?

kstater
01-04-2008, 10:16 PM
You have any useful thoughts, or is this it?

OnTheWarpath58
01-04-2008, 10:17 PM
Now THAT's ****ing funny right there.

Good work, fellas.

unothadeal
01-04-2008, 10:20 PM
You forgot to say "discuss." How will we ever know what to do!?

Baconeater
01-04-2008, 10:21 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2ah8p5

OnTheWarpath58
01-04-2008, 10:22 PM
His threads are still better than petegz28's.

By a landslide.

KcMizzou
01-04-2008, 10:33 PM
You kept track of all this? Saved quotes?

Stalker.

I think GoChiefs might lose his virginity whether he wants to or not. :eek:

alanm
01-04-2008, 10:45 PM
Actually it should be noted as a object lesson to keep your ass lips quiet when your team blows chunks during the season.

Mr. Laz
01-04-2008, 11:45 PM
we already new goatcheese was an idiot ..... but thanks for playing.

doomy3
01-04-2008, 11:47 PM
His threads are still better than petegz28's.

By a landslide.


Yep, and it's not even close.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-04-2008, 11:50 PM
That's an actual thread going on over at the Mane right now. Courtesy of Kaylore, who's always seemed downright crazy to me. He/she has had an obsession with Clay for a loooooong time. I think it's a she, and I think she wants to smile like a doughnut for Goatse. Matter of fact, she's posed and put it on teh intraweb. Here, see?

FAX
01-04-2008, 11:53 PM
Ok, that's bad, Mr. Mr. Flopnuts. Terrible, in fact. I'll thank you very much never to post that again.

But, I'm confused. I thought Mr. BreakingWind was a faider fan, no? What's all this about the goats?

FAX

Mr. Flopnuts
01-04-2008, 11:54 PM
Ok, that's bad, Mr. Mr. Flopnuts. Terrible, in fact. I'll thank you very much never to post that again.

But, I'm confused. I thought Mr. BreakingWind was a faider fan, no? What's all this about the goats?

FAX


He linked it at the bottom of his post. It's an orangemane thread.

FAX
01-04-2008, 11:55 PM
Ah ... thanks.

FAX

ClevelandBronco
01-05-2008, 12:01 AM
WTF?

Trash from a fan of a losing team about another losing team against a third losing team?

Get some sleep.

Ugly Duck
01-05-2008, 12:03 AM
GOQUEER's awesome predictions at the donkey site.

I don't get it.... is GoQueer & Bob the same guy?

FAX
01-05-2008, 12:12 AM
WTF?

Trash from a fan of a losing team about another losing team against a third losing team?

Get some sleep.

ROFL

There once was a dumbass named Autumn
Who preferred a big, hairy bottom.
Right now he is snitchin',
But he's been out back pitchin'.
Call PETA! It's his dog that caught 'im!!!

FAX

mikey23545
01-05-2008, 12:19 AM
ROFL

There once was a dumbass named Autumn
Who preferred a big, hairy bottom.
Right now he is snitchin',
But he's been out back pitchin'.
Call PETA! It's his dog that caught 'im!!!

FAX

OK, in many ways I hate your guts, but that was pure ****ing gold.
Rep to you.

booger
01-05-2008, 12:36 AM
That's an actual thread going on over at the Mane right now. Courtesy of Kaylore, who's always seemed downright crazy to me. He/she has had an obsession with Clay for a loooooong time. I think it's a she, and I think she wants to smile like a doughnut for Goatse. Matter of fact, she's posed and put it on teh intraweb. Here, see?

Is that Mecca?

OctoberFart
01-05-2008, 12:42 AM
we already new goatcheese was an idiot ..... but thanks for playing.


Yeah but he feeds you fools full of fluff garbage and you guys actually PAY to read his lack of knowledge and predictions.

Count Alex's Losses
01-05-2008, 12:46 AM
you guys actually PAY to read his lack of knowledge and predictions.

This is not accurate in the least.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-05-2008, 12:49 AM
Yeah but he feeds you fools full of fluff garbage and you guys actually PAY to read his lack of knowledge and predictions.


How's LAST place in the West treating you again this year? 3rd smells a lot better than 4th. The domination continues. Stay down, bitch.

Extra Point
01-05-2008, 12:50 AM
HOC

OctoberFart
01-05-2008, 01:02 AM
How's LAST place in the West treating you again this year? 3rd smells a lot better than 4th. The domination continues. Stay down, bitch.


Check this out....

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/standings

Pablo
01-05-2008, 01:03 AM
Yeah but he feeds you fools full of fluff garbage and you guys actually PAY to read his lack of knowledge and predictions.No we don't.

OctoberFart
01-05-2008, 01:03 AM
Check this out....

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/standings


and if Oakland even is in last place what does that have to do with GOQUEERS garbage that he feeds you fools? It is so bad in KC they have to go to tiebreakers to find out a way that they might be better than the absolutely terrible Oakland Raiders.

Pablo
01-05-2008, 01:05 AM
Check this out....

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/standings

Check this out....

http://www.nfl.com/standings

Although I'm sure you Faida fans would trust ESPN as a more reliable source than the official site of the NFL.

Count Alex's Losses
01-05-2008, 01:06 AM
LOL @ AutumnWind

CrazyHorse
01-05-2008, 05:54 AM
A Star Trek geek misses her Star Wars geek.

Touching.

Cochise
01-05-2008, 06:22 AM
Yeah but he feeds you fools full of fluff garbage and you guys actually PAY to read his lack of knowledge and predictions.

Yeah, all that stuff is retarded as usual, but we don't pay for the WPI tripe. They foist it on us. Most of us have been around long enough to know better.

TEX
01-05-2008, 08:21 AM
Yeah but he feeds you fools full of fluff garbage and you guys actually PAY to read his lack of knowledge and predictions.

No we don't, but I'd sure as hell pay the fool to STFU. He's a total idiot and proves it daily.

Braincase
01-05-2008, 08:32 AM
and if Oakland even is in last place what does that have to do with GOQUEERS garbage that he feeds you fools? It is so bad in KC they have to go to tiebreakers to find out a way that they might be better than the absolutely terrible Oakland Raiders.

At some family reunions, there'll be some mentally unstable uncle or cousin that puts out an interesting spread of really bad food. Now, the family members that know that this idiot can't cook for shit pat him on the back, sometimes not, but we know better than to sniffing around that buffet of crap. You and a few other yonder stoopfawk's go looking over the spread and get just curious enough. Thanks for trying Uncle Olaf's chocolate mousse. Now guess the secret ingredient, dumbass.

Adept Havelock
01-05-2008, 08:37 AM
At some family reunions, there'll be some mentally unstable uncle or cousin that puts out an interesting spread of really bad food. Now, the family members that know that this idiot can't cook for shit pat him on the back, sometimes not, but we know better than to sniffing around that buffet of crap. You and a few other yonder stoopfawk's go looking over the spread and get just curious enough. Thanks for trying Uncle Olaf's chocolate mousse. Now guess the secret ingredient, dumbass.


If Chiefsplanet was a family reunion, I suspect Autumnwind would be the two-time felon loser methhead boyfriend of extremely distant cousin Sally Ann's sister/daughter.

Bwana
01-05-2008, 09:01 AM
You kept track of all this? Saved quotes?

Stalker.

I think GoChiefs might lose his virginity whether he wants to or not. :eek:

Indeed

Iowanian
01-05-2008, 10:11 AM
gaylor is one of the top 10 dumbf@cks on the entire internet. I think the minge produced 4 of the top 10 evAr!.

KcMizzou
01-05-2008, 11:19 AM
gaylor is one of the top 10 dumbf@cks on the entire internet. I think the minge produced 4 of the top 10 evAr!.He can't touch Spydur..

Skip Towne
01-05-2008, 11:23 AM
He can't touch Spydur..
Who is Spydur?

doomy3
01-05-2008, 11:26 AM
OK, in many ways I hate your guts, but that was pure ****ing gold.
Rep to you.


How can anyone hate FAX??

KcMizzou
01-05-2008, 11:27 AM
Who is Spydur?Another Orange Mange guy.

KcMizzou
01-05-2008, 11:28 AM
How can anyone hate FAX??I know a guy who claims to hate biscuits and gravy, so I suppose anything's possible.

Skip Towne
01-05-2008, 11:33 AM
Another Orange Mange guy.
Bring him over here so we can laugh at him.

morphius
01-05-2008, 11:46 AM
Coming from the guy who was sure that they Raiders would not finish last in the AFC West, do you really have room to make fun of anyone?

Pablo
01-05-2008, 11:52 AM
I know a guy who claims to hate biscuits and gravy, so I suppose anything's possible.Is he Canadian or something?

There's no way a full-blooded American hates Biscuits and Gravy..oh, and vegans don't count as Americans.

blueballs
01-05-2008, 11:53 AM
Gochiefs must be queerbait
they come out of the woodwork to get him hot
keep your backdoor virginity Gocheifs

Pablo
01-05-2008, 11:54 AM
Coming from the guy who was sure that they Raiders would not finish last in the AFC West, do you really have room to make fun of anyone?All you have to do is look at the outdated ESPN link he provided... apparently that's what the Faidas are hanging on to. I suppose I view the www.nfl.com as a more reliable source.

But I am the Chiefs fan, and he's the Faida fan.

OctoberFart
08-22-2008, 01:27 PM
What are the wonderful predictions this year GOQUEER?

Deberg_1990
08-22-2008, 01:33 PM
What are the wonderful predictions this year GOQUEER?

We are all supposed to bow down in fear of Greg Wesley. Best Safety in the AFC West.

OctoberFart
08-22-2008, 01:36 PM
We are all supposed to bow down in fear of Greg Wesley. Best Safety in the AFC West.

Who has said that? Wesley is camp fodder and probably won't make the roster.

Deberg_1990
08-22-2008, 01:37 PM
Who has said that? Wesley is camp fodder and probably won't make the roster.

Who do you think??

OctoberFart
08-22-2008, 01:40 PM
Who do you think??

I would guess GOQUEER. I have never said that and I'm not sure I have even commented on him here.

Stinger
08-22-2008, 01:41 PM
What are the wonderful predictions this year GOQUEER?

I am going to go out on a limb here and say someone will get stabbed at the McAfee Coliseum this year.

Buehler445
08-22-2008, 02:20 PM
I would guess GOQUEER. I have never said that and I'm not sure I have even commented on him here.

It was him. He was all burned up because we released him and he was better than Pollard. He said Wesley was going to be pissed and murder us twice a year. I thought you guys already released him. Maybe not though.

Posted via Mobile Device

kstater
08-22-2008, 02:23 PM
Who has said that? Wesley is camp fodder and probably won't make the roster.

You don't follow you're team much do you?

Gonzo
08-22-2008, 02:29 PM
http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/7117/obsessionnm2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ROFL

Gonzo
08-22-2008, 02:32 PM
I would guess GOQUEER. I have never said that and I'm not sure I have even commented on him here.

GoChiefs, Would you please let this guy toss your Salad and get it over with?

A.W.:

If you ask real politely Claythan may rub his sack across your face.

"Bob" Dobbs
08-22-2008, 03:50 PM
I suspect Autumnwind would be the two-time felon loser methhead boyfriend of extremely distant cousin Sally Ann's sister/daughter.

So is there any way he WOULDN'T be a Faider fan?

Bwana
08-22-2008, 04:07 PM
What are the wonderful predictions this year GOQUEER?


When did you get out of Jail?

Stinger
08-22-2008, 04:19 PM
When did you get out of Jail?

Who said he did .... he probably used up his free time in the yard with this post.

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 04:42 PM
How can anyone hate FAX??

No kidding, it speaks volumes about the source of that statement.

HemiEd
08-22-2008, 04:45 PM
You don't follow you're team much do you?

ROFL I was going to say that.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 06:47 PM
He can't touch Spydur..

Spyder, can't spell, but if you act decent he's actually pretty nice.

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 06:47 PM
oh, and he's a trucker,

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 06:48 PM
When did you get out of Jail?

ROFLROFL

Simply Red
08-22-2008, 06:58 PM
How can anyone hate FAX??

ever met Brando?

OctoberFart
09-09-2008, 02:51 AM
Here is the guru of predictions who is predicting KC big over Oakland this weekend.

Guru
09-09-2008, 05:28 AM
Yeah but he feeds you fools full of fluff garbage and you guys actually PAY to read his lack of knowledge and predictions.
Wow, you REALLY don't know your shit.:shake:

Simply Red
09-09-2008, 12:20 PM
Yeah but he feeds you fools full of fluff garbage and you guys actually PAY to read his lack of knowledge and predictions.

.

PhillyChiefFan
09-09-2008, 12:58 PM
Do you go through his garbage too?