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Mr. Laz
01-06-2008, 04:06 PM
discuss your daily poop here

was it chunky or soupy?




never miss another poop post again!!!!!!!! PBJ

luv
01-06-2008, 04:07 PM
Soupy? Eat cheese.

BigMeatballDave
01-06-2008, 04:07 PM
Well, at least rival fans cannot say we are full of shit...

Pablo
01-06-2008, 04:07 PM
Well...I drank a ton of beer last nite, so mine was a semi-solid toilet beast from hell.

Mr. Laz
01-06-2008, 04:07 PM
Soupy? Eat cheese.
what do you do about soupy and green-ish?

Baconeater
01-06-2008, 04:07 PM
http://www.kissmygaseye.co.uk/kmge/cartoon/images/big%20poop.jpg

cdcox
01-06-2008, 04:09 PM
Sticky is something you definitely don't want associated with poop.

Count Alex's Losses
01-06-2008, 04:10 PM
My poop is rarely soupy. It is most often log-esque.

FAX
01-06-2008, 04:12 PM
Should not this thread be cross-referenced with Mr. AutumnWind's latest contribution?

FAX

Mr. Laz
01-06-2008, 04:13 PM
Sticky is something you definitely don't want associated with poop.
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/2541/ipodtoiletpaperdispenserm7.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/4982/toiletrollsfe7.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

kstater
01-06-2008, 04:16 PM
Should not this thread be cross-referenced with Mr. AutumnWind's latest contribution?

FAX


LMAO

cdcox
01-06-2008, 04:16 PM
http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/2541/ipodtoiletpaperdispenserm7.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/4982/toiletrollsfe7.jpg (http://www.imageshack.us)

I'm thinking the TP would just tear and stick to your crack. Kind of like a smelly tar and feather job. It would be awful.

Baconeater
01-06-2008, 04:16 PM
Well crap. The Titans just shit themselves.

Simply Red
01-06-2008, 04:19 PM
In all honesty; it's resembled goose poop lately. May be the cold medicine I'm taking.

Mr. Laz
01-06-2008, 04:22 PM
I'm thinking the TP would just tear and stick to your crack. Kind of like a smelly tar and feather job. It would be awful.
ROFL


at least you would have music to listen to while you "worked" at it.

Fire Me Boy!
01-06-2008, 04:38 PM
In all honesty; it's resembled goose poop lately. May be the cold medicine I'm taking.
God, I hope it's not the apricot chicken!

elvomito
01-06-2008, 04:48 PM
i drank a bunch of jager and an everclear concoction the night before, and the first half of the load was dark black similar to what you would expect from bloodloss. never had that happen before. the remaining half of the load was normal brown. odd.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2008, 04:49 PM
I completely changed my diet in the last week. Cut out the bullshit and for some reason my poop stinks really bad right now. Anyone know why?

elvomito
01-06-2008, 04:51 PM
high protein?

Pablo
01-06-2008, 04:52 PM
i drank a bunch of jager and an everclear concoction the night before, and the first half of the load was dark black similar to what you would expect from bloodloss. never had that happen before. the remaining half of the load was normal brown. odd.I've had a few of those multi-colored beauties as well. I'm still alive, so I guess it's okay...

luv
01-06-2008, 05:21 PM
what do you do about soupy and green-ish?
Drink grape Gatorade. It will be purple.

Deberg_1990
01-06-2008, 05:23 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

IM just sayin....

Pablo
01-06-2008, 05:57 PM
If you eat a whole lot of grapes, your poo will develop an interesting green hue.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2008, 05:59 PM
high protein?



Not really. Went from pizza and fast food, to fruits, vegetables, and very little meat.

Pablo
01-06-2008, 06:00 PM
Not really. Went from pizza and fast food, to fruits, vegetables, and very little meat.High-fiber diets will make your sh*ts pretty nasty..and they tend to make you fart quite a bit more.

cdcox
01-06-2008, 06:20 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

IM just sayin....

A google image search of "colon cleansing" will satify your need for visual stimulation.

Fire Me Boy!
01-06-2008, 06:23 PM
High-fiber diets will make your sh*ts pretty nasty..and they tend to make you fart quite a bit more.
Ain't that the truth.

smittysbar
01-06-2008, 07:03 PM
Shit, I drink so much I just piss out my asshole anymore.....

MahiMike
01-06-2008, 07:10 PM
My 9 yr old son came to me the other day and showed me his HUGE poop that he was afraid to flush. I told him to take a picture 1st and show it to his sister.

I was so proud....)

luv
01-06-2008, 07:17 PM
Shit, I drink so much I just piss out my asshole anymore.....
Thanks for the lovely imagery.

luv
01-06-2008, 07:18 PM
High-fiber diets will make your sh*ts pretty nasty..and they tend to make you fart quite a bit more.
This is true, but there are so many benefits of a high fiber diet. Especially dietary fiber.

Fire Me Boy!
01-06-2008, 07:20 PM
This is true, but there are so many benefits of a high fiber diet. Especially dietary fiber.
I've been eating a lot higher-fiber food lately... it stinks in my house.

luv
01-06-2008, 07:23 PM
I've been eating a lot higher-fiber food lately... it stinks in my house.
But I'll bet your cholesterol is lower, you feel more energized, don't crave as many carbs, and may even be losing weight.

smittysbar
01-06-2008, 07:25 PM
Thanks for the lovely imagery.

Anytime :p

sedated
01-06-2008, 07:34 PM
repost

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=150192

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2008, 07:41 PM
High-fiber diets will make your sh*ts pretty nasty..and they tend to make you fart quite a bit more.

Boy, I know you're right.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2008, 07:42 PM
But I'll bet your cholesterol is lower, you feel more energized, don't crave as many carbs, and may even be losing weight.



I'm amazed at my energy levels after just a week. I don't know if I've EVER felt this good. I'll never go back. I can't believe it took me this long........

Fire Me Boy!
01-06-2008, 07:43 PM
But I'll bet your cholesterol is lower, you feel more energized, don't crave as many carbs, and may even be losing weight.
... and go through twice as much toilet paper.

luv
01-06-2008, 07:44 PM
... and go through twice as much toilet paper.
It doesn't get absorbed. It has to go out somewhere.

acesn8s
01-06-2008, 10:45 PM
oooooooooooooooooo that smell!

onescrewleftuntwisted
01-06-2008, 11:24 PM
i normally have a nice coil poopie, sometimes is a corn poopie, every now and then i get a snake poopie, but i believe the greatest of all would be all too elusive ghost poopie

Bill Parcells
01-06-2008, 11:28 PM
Heh

Mr. Flopnuts
01-06-2008, 11:29 PM
Heh


I saw something on television about that guy. He seems pretty cool, but he's a ****ing sham. His head's not even going into the horse's ass!!!!11!!!!!

KCrockaholic
01-06-2008, 11:31 PM
the coolest thing happened to me today! i had 2 different GIANT turds in the Toilet, then when i flushed it down all the TP and water went down but the 2 turds got stuck in the toilet hole! i guess the toilet just couldnt handle me today.

SPchief
01-06-2008, 11:34 PM
My 9 yr old son came to me the other day and showed me his HUGE poop that he was afraid to flush. I told him to take a picture 1st and show it to his sister.

I was so proud....)


Awesome

Pablo
01-06-2008, 11:41 PM
the coolest thing happened to me today! i had 2 different GIANT turds in the Toilet, then when i flushed it down all the TP and water went down but the 2 turds got stuck in the toilet hole! i guess the toilet just couldnt handle me today.I had a pretty massive one early today...had to go twice today. It was a good day. I was amazed at the toilet's ability to swallow down this hulking toilet snake, and just when I was getting ready to head out, I saw the bastard creeping back up and staring at me. It was a three-flusher, it wouldn't go down without a fight.

And you know what, I respect my sh*t for that.

acesn8s
01-06-2008, 11:46 PM
I had a pretty massive one early today...had to go twice today. It was a good day. I was amazed at the toilet's ability to swallow down this hulking toilet snake, and just when I was getting ready to head out, I saw the bastard creeping back up and staring at me. It was a three-flusher, it wouldn't go down without a fight.

And you know what, I respect my sh*t for that.Please tell me that you finally got rid of CP for us. Or was it just one of his proteges?

Pablo
01-06-2008, 11:50 PM
Please tell me that you finally got rid of CP for us. Or was it just one of his proteges?
Nope, I sincerely fear CP would be a dreaded 4-flusher. It would definately take a plunger, and possibly a toilet snake to be rid of him for good.

acesn8s
01-06-2008, 11:52 PM
Nope, I sincerely fear CP would be a dreaded 4-flusher. It would definately take a plunger, and possibly a toilet snake to be rid of him for good.And yet the smell would still linger for some time to come.:(

Pablo
01-06-2008, 11:55 PM
And yet the smell would still linger for some time to come.:(Yeah, I'm sure CP would most definately warrant 2 or 3 cans of Glade disinfectant spray, and the ol' attic fan treatment.

acesn8s
01-06-2008, 11:57 PM
Yeah, I'm sure CP would most definately warrant 2 or 3 cans of Glade disinfectant spray, and the ol' attic fan treatment.During a winter storm...

Pablo
01-07-2008, 12:00 AM
During a winter storm...This is true. It might take you 2 or 3 hours to get your house back above freezing, but if you could kill the stench, it would be perfectly fine. Throw on a parka or something...

acesn8s
01-07-2008, 12:03 AM
This is true. It might take you 2 or 3 hours to get your house back above freezing, but if you could kill the stench, it would be perfectly fine. Throw on a parka or something...And hope you get the smell out before it seeps into the walls, furniture, clothing, towels, etc.

KCrockaholic
01-07-2008, 12:03 AM
man i feel sorry for mark mangino's Toilet....hes gotta have a special made one just for him, it would break if it was a normal one.

Pablo
01-07-2008, 12:05 AM
man i feel sorry for mark mangino's Toilet....hes gotta have a special made one just for him, it would break if it was a normal one.He probably just squats on the edge of his bathtub and drops a deuce. Then he just turns the water on and uses the end of the plunger to squish it through the shower drain...

Just a guess.

Mangino's ass > regular toilets.

acesn8s
01-07-2008, 12:10 AM
He probably just squats on the edge of his bathtub and drops a deuce. Then he just turns the water on and uses the end of the plunger to squish it through the shower drain...

Just a guess.

Mangino's ass > regular toilets.Reinforced outhouse that dumps into the Kansas River.

Mr. Laz
01-07-2008, 11:17 AM
hey ... how did this important "sticky" thread get way down here.

Fire Me Boy!
01-07-2008, 11:21 AM
hey ... how did this important "sticky" thread get way down here.
I'm sure this was already in the rumors thread.