If I had a hammer.....

[badgirl]

You all remember this song I am sure, and if I had hammer right now, I would hammer half these snobby ass peoples brains I work with out.

What would you do????

This thread is stupid, I got up waaaaay too early.

[Ari Chi3fs]

wow.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I'd hammer in the morning.

I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land.

[Simplex3]

Look in your gaping snatch. I hear there are lots of things in there, you might have a hammer stuck up there and just don't remember.

[badgirl]

Look in your gaping snatch. I hear there are lots of things in there, you might have a hammer stuck up there and just don't remember.
yea whatever

[badgirl]

I'd hammer in the morning.

I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land.
what about danger and warning, you wouldn't hammer out that? :(

[Simplex3]

yea whatever
WTF is so wrong in your life that you are so desperate for attention that you'll come here for a beating just to get some? Does your meth addict daughter soak up all the sympathy from the people around you?

[Reerun_KC]

If I had a hammer, I would break all of Carls and Herms fingers with it, the shove the damn thing up there asses sideways!

[badgirl]

WTF is so wrong in your life that you are so desperate for attention that you'll come here for a beating just to get some? Does your meth addict daughter soak up all the sympathy from the people around you?
yea whatever

[Baby Lee]

what about danger and warning, you wouldn't hammer out that? :(
Or love between my brothers and sisters.


Weird thing is, this song reminds me of how snappy of a standup Howie Mandel was back in the day. A big part of one of his albums was talking with the audience and riffing on what they said. He asked one guy what he did for a living and when he said he was a carpenter, he instantly cited this song as what he'd do if he had a hammer.

[Simplex3]

Huh. I knew CPIggy was capable of removing a**hole and douche from a bulletin board, but it looks like it also takes care of dumb c**t!

[badgirl]

Huh. I knew CPIggy was capable of removing a**hole and douche from a bulletin board, but it looks like it also takes care of dumb c**t!
wtf ever. Why don't you get off this thread

[DeepSouth]

How are you Badgirl ? Still in Tennessee ?

[badgirl]

How are you Badgirl ? Still in Tennessee ?
Yep, still here, how ya been?

[Mr. Laz]

WTF is so wrong in your life that you are so desperate for attention that you'll come here for a beating just to get some? Does your meth addict daughter soak up all the sympathy from the people around you?
wow ..... well that seems completely unnecessary.

[Reerun_KC]

Huh. I knew CPIggy was capable of removing a**hole and douche from a bulletin board, but it looks like it also takes care of dumb c**t!


Damn Dude! Was all that called for? Maybe you need Cpiggy yourself for awhile...

[Skip Towne]

Hi Badgirl, still selling cars?

[DeepSouth]

Yep, still here, how ya been?

Same old stuff. drinking beer, playing pool, and trying to get laid.

Any planned trips to the Gulf Coast in the near future ?

[badgirl]

Same old stuff. drinking beer, playing pool, and trying to get laid.

Any planned trips to the Gulf Coast in the near future ?
no plans, too busy with work. All I do is work and sleep anymore, nothing else to do really.

[badgirl]

Hi Badgirl, still selling cars?
hey skip, no car sells are no good in these months. I went to work at Snap On Tools doing data entry, spring comes I may go back to the dealership, but no money there right now.

[Halfcan]

Hey Bad Girl-hope things are going good for ya!

[el borracho]

Ah, the offseason...

[Halfcan]

Damn Dude! Was all that called for? Maybe you need Cpiggy yourself for awhile...

Thats one of his nicest post ever too. :rolleyes:

[headsnap]

If I had a porker, I'd pork her in the morning...