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Braincase
01-08-2008, 02:15 PM
I've had some wierd sensations, almost like a premonition. I know someday I'm going to stroke out. I know it's going to feel like getting hit in the head with a brick, but it's inside my head, then a sensation like the sound of an orange being pulled apart after you've peeled it, but amplified a hundred times.

I don't know when... but... I have a strong feeling that's how I'm going to go.

Anybody else?

Der Flöprer
01-08-2008, 02:17 PM
Probably cardio vascular disease. I've been overweight since I was 5. I'm 30 and trying to change it for the first time in my life. The damage has probably been done, now it's just a matter of living again.

stumppy
01-08-2008, 02:23 PM
Probably killed by a jealous husband.

Count Alex's Losses
01-08-2008, 02:23 PM
Natural causes. It's my family's history.

RustShack
01-08-2008, 02:26 PM
Heart attack

FAX
01-08-2008, 02:27 PM
I'll be eaten alive by ravenous penguins forced from their natural habitat by global warming.

At least that's what my mom said.

FAX

beach tribe
01-08-2008, 02:29 PM
I'm gonna kill myself when Carl signs a 5 yr ext. next off-season.

Woodrow Call
01-08-2008, 02:30 PM
I've always thought a car wreck is what will do me in.

nychief
01-08-2008, 02:30 PM
heart attack when the chiefs win he super bowl

DaKCMan AP
01-08-2008, 02:39 PM
I plan on living forever.

pr_capone
01-08-2008, 02:41 PM
I plan on living forever.

You do realize that there can be only one, right?

siberian khatru
01-08-2008, 02:42 PM
I plan on living forever.

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KCChiefsFan88
01-08-2008, 02:43 PM
I will be sent to a Siberian torture chamber and murdered execution-style by one of Dictator Carl's secret police

HemiEd
01-08-2008, 02:54 PM
Trapped and smashed under a car, after spending what will seem like hours trying to free myself with a boxend 9/16 wrench.
This is why I religously use jack stands, and check them a lot.

Count Alex's Losses
01-08-2008, 02:54 PM
Queen rules.

FAX
01-08-2008, 02:58 PM
Dang, guys. With the possible exception of Mr. petegz28's latest effort, this may be the most depressing thread of all times.

FAX

Dicky McElephant
01-08-2008, 03:00 PM
I have a feeling it's going to be something retarded like drowning in a 55 gallon drum of water......trying to rescue a kitten.

Rooster
01-08-2008, 03:06 PM
I have always known I would die on my 100th birthday. I will be laying in a hospital bed with my two twenty year old wives holding my hands on both sides of me.

sedated
01-08-2008, 03:08 PM
cirrhosis of the liver

or some sort of sedo masochism mishap

ClevelandBronco
01-08-2008, 03:09 PM
My wife says our house is going to get hit by a plane.

Rooster
01-08-2008, 03:09 PM
I have a feeling it's going to be something retarded like drowning in a 55 gallon drum of water......trying to rescue a kitten.

ROFL rep

stevieray
01-08-2008, 03:11 PM
Live each day as if it was your last, someday you'll be right.

/Ray Charles

ChiTown
01-08-2008, 03:12 PM
I'll probably die of a broken heart...............from only seeing the Chiefs win 1 FUGGIN SUPERBOWL IN MY MEANINGLESS LIFETIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banghead:

Braincase
01-08-2008, 03:14 PM
Natural causes. It's my family's history.

Bullshit. It's going to be with a plastic bag over your head and your dick in your hand.

stevieray
01-08-2008, 03:20 PM
Bullshit. It's going to be with a plastic bag over your head and your dick in your hand.

"..with brutal intensity, and for a brief second he thought to himself how effortlessly, Braincase struck down his foe with an exceedingly fast and dilligent stroke of the keys.."

Rooster
01-08-2008, 03:26 PM
Bullshit. It's going to be with a plastic bag over your head and your dick in your hand.

LOL... Brilliant!!

88TG88
01-08-2008, 03:28 PM
A wild shootout after a high speed pursuit through Hollywood.

pr_capone
01-08-2008, 03:28 PM
Bullshit. It's going to be with a plastic bag over your head and your dick in your hand.
ROFL

tooge
01-08-2008, 03:30 PM
I will die on a hunting trip, fishing trip, or golfing trip. Fell out of tree stand, fell out of boat, or fell out of golf cart. Autopsy will reveal it was not the cirrhosis of the liver, but rather the actual accident

kc rush
01-08-2008, 03:38 PM
I have dreamed multiple times that I die after being run over by a police car / fire truck / ambulance responding to an emergency.

Der Flöprer
01-08-2008, 03:39 PM
Bullshit. It's going to be with a plastic bag over your head and your dick in your hand.


LMAO ROFL ****ING PRICELESS!!!!! That's an early candidate for post of the year.

Mr. Laz
01-08-2008, 03:39 PM
cancer ...... my (extended)family is getting decimated by it.

Der Flöprer
01-08-2008, 03:40 PM
I'll probably die of a broken heart...............from only seeing the Chiefs win 1 FUGGIN SUPERBOWL IN MY MEANINGLESS LIFETIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :banghead:


At least you'll get 1....................

ChiTown
01-08-2008, 03:43 PM
At least you'll get 1....................

You young bucs still have a shot. I'll be dead before Carl completes his 5...............ty year plan.

chasedude
01-08-2008, 03:48 PM
I hope I have a SMILE on my face when it happens ;)

sedated
01-08-2008, 04:20 PM
I hope I have a SMILE on my face when it happens ;)

or an O

Fish
01-08-2008, 04:20 PM
Surely it will be a woman's fault.....

Demonpenz
01-08-2008, 04:50 PM
i almost died the other day. I tried to push a trans am or some rear wheel drive out of the snow the ****ing thing started backing over me though for a second "so this is how it ends, i hope this ****er has T tops atleast"

Stewie
01-08-2008, 04:54 PM
With tubes in every orifice. All these premiums I pay better be good for something.

Braincase
01-08-2008, 05:36 PM
i almost died the other day. I tried to push a trans am or some rear wheel drive out of the snow the ****ing thing started backing over me though for a second "so this is how it ends, i hope this ****er has T tops atleast"

Had a cousing die in a similar fashion. Car in ditch, pushing it out, bad angle, rollover.

Fire Me Boy!
01-08-2008, 05:39 PM
It's going to be next weekend, I'm sure.

However, where there is death, there will be a birth. Perhaps then, you'll meet my wife, Superman -- cape and all.

BigRedChief
01-08-2008, 05:52 PM
I can't tell you how but I can give you the exact date and time you will die.

http://www.deathclock.com/

Braincase
01-08-2008, 05:55 PM
I can't tell you how but I can give you the exact date and time you will die.

http://www.deathclock.com/

And I can tell you who will make you bow befor the Gods of Metal!

http://www.dethklok.org/

Count Alex's Losses
01-08-2008, 05:56 PM
Perhaps then, you'll meet my wife, Superman -- cape and all.

You're gay?

Wa-Z
01-08-2008, 05:56 PM
I can't tell you how but I can give you the exact date and time you will die.

http://www.deathclock.com/

Lol...

Fire Me Boy!
01-08-2008, 05:58 PM
You're gay?
A reference to the Superman thread. Apparently, it wasn't funny. See, I was alluding to the fact that very soon I would give my wife a superman and she'd kill me.

Simplex3
01-08-2008, 06:41 PM
Judging by my family's history, it will either be heart failure between 45 and 55 or it will be old age in my mid 80's or later. Sadly, if it's the second, I'll be bat s**t crazy(er) when it happens.

Gracie Dean
01-08-2008, 07:16 PM
I thought I did, now I don't know.


I was prepared for it too but now, it would be really shocking again

Simplex3
01-08-2008, 07:18 PM
I thought I did, now I don't know.


I was prepared for it too but now, it would be really shocking again
noswad is John Goodman?

Ari Chi3fs
01-08-2008, 07:24 PM
I plan on living on a long time... which is why Im getting in better physical shape.

Braincase... keep at it man... get those shite thoughts out of your head. THe more you think you are going to die of a stroke... the greater chance it will occur. Law of Attraction man.

MTG#10
01-08-2008, 07:28 PM
No joke - I have had a reoccurring dream for about 10 years now that I will get shot in the stomach and slowly bleed to death. But the strange part is the bullet is never meant for me, Im just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

kcfanintitanhell
01-08-2008, 07:44 PM
I'm not sure how I'm gonna die in this current life, but I have a pretty good idea of how I died in a previous life, if one holds any credence in the idea of reincarnation.
From my mid-twenties to my mid-thirties, I experienced a recurring dream (not a frequent thing, probably 8 or 9 times, but the intensity of it was enough to last in between occurrences, and I woke up in a cold sweat every time). It was not all that long.
It started with me riding in what seemed to be a truck with about a dozen other men, and we were wearing combat gear, and driving across a constructed bridge that spanned a small bay, heading toward an island.
When we crossed the bridge, we pulled up to a house that could almost be described as a mansion. I remember in the dream, as we got out and approached the house, that I was tense and apprehensive. In the dream
I go through what I think was the front door, and not seeing anything (I'm not sure what I'm looking for in the dream) I go to another door across a span of a couple rooms.
I open that door and see a person, who, in my dream, is a Japanese officer (don't know how I knew that). He has a pistol drawn, and proceeds to shoot me in the stomach, or that particular area. I go down, and before the pain hits me, I wake up. Not pleasant.
After experiencing this dream a couple times, I did a little research, and discovered that in the Phillipines there were some pontoon bridges
erected to root out Japanese soldiers holding out in the outlying islands close to the mainland after the US took it.
Don't know what it means, but even posting this freaks me, a little.

Pablo
01-08-2008, 07:46 PM
Deathclock says I've got until April 28, 2060.

I'll take that I guess...

Phobia
01-08-2008, 07:52 PM
I plan to die in the saddle. There will be no funeral for it will be a celebration. My family is instructed to spend the absolute bare minimum on my preparation, preferably cremation or donation.

JohninGpt
01-08-2008, 09:19 PM
I've had some wierd sensations, almost like a premonition. I know someday I'm going to stroke out...
Stay the hell out of the girly thread and you may just live forever.

Braincase
01-08-2008, 09:22 PM
Stay the hell out of the girly thread and you may just live forever.

I'll forward that advice to GOATSE.

JohninGpt
01-08-2008, 09:25 PM
My wife says our house is going to get hit by a plane.
Buy a house that's already been hit by a plane. What's the odds of that happening twice?
-Garp

RJ
01-08-2008, 09:34 PM
No, but I sure would like to find out. The suspense is killing me.

KCGridironBeast
01-08-2008, 10:05 PM
I have no idea when, although I am drinking a cup of antifreeze right now while I ponder the question...

JohninGpt
01-08-2008, 10:11 PM
I have no idea when, although I am drinking a cup of antifreeze right now while I ponder the question...
You can probably rule out hypothermia.

Smed1065
01-08-2008, 10:12 PM
Judging by my family's history, it will either be heart failure between 45 and 55 or it will be old age in my mid 80's or later. Sadly, if it's the second, I'll be bat s**t crazy(er) when it happens.

That late?


:hmmm:

el borracho
01-08-2008, 10:15 PM
Most likely some form of heart disease since that is what has gotten pretty much everyone in my mother's family.

JohninGpt
01-08-2008, 10:24 PM
Judging by my family's history, it will either be heart failure between 45 and 55 or it will be old age in my mid 80's or later. Sadly, if it's the second, I'll be bat s**t crazy(er) when it happens.
I've been "batsh1t crazy" for about a month, it is sad, it's better to be dead if it can't be cured. I still relapse from time to time, but I only get semi-batsh1t, not the "severe mental status changes" that I had a couple years ago.
It's a rare auto-immune desease that makes my own immune system attack my brain. It's treated with steroids. I'm banned from MLB.

sd4chiefs
01-08-2008, 10:39 PM
I am going to die of alcohol abuse in about 15 years.

Extra Point
01-08-2008, 10:44 PM
I am going to die of alcohol abuse in about 15 years.

Me, too. After watching the Chiefs win the next SB.

Rain Man
01-08-2008, 10:47 PM
Eaten by lemurs.

Donger
01-08-2008, 10:51 PM
I die in a commercial aircraft accident.

Count Alex's Losses
01-08-2008, 10:54 PM
Saving Carrie Underwood's life.

Rain Man
01-08-2008, 10:55 PM
I die in a commercial aircraft accident.

I need more information. Mid-air collision, crash on landing, crash on takeoff, sucked into engine, blown out at 30,000 feet, intestines sucked into toilet, suffocated by swarm of stewardesses, poisoned by pretezels, peanut allergy, heart attack during induction into Mile High Club, snakes on a plane, or other?

RJ
01-08-2008, 10:55 PM
I die in a commercial aircraft accident.




Could you let us know which one?

Donger
01-08-2008, 10:56 PM
I need more information. Mid-air collision, crash on landing, crash on takeoff, sucked into engine, blown out at 30,000 feet, intestines sucked into toilet, suffocated by swarm of stewardesses, poisoned by pretezels, peanut allergy, heart attack during induction into Mile High Club, snakes on a plane, or other?

Collision on the ground. Runway incursion, to be exact.

KCGridironBeast
01-08-2008, 10:56 PM
Could you let us know which one?

Oceanic Flight 815, Sydney to Los Angeles

Donger
01-08-2008, 10:56 PM
Could you let us know which one?

Errr, I'll be on it, if that helps.

sd4chiefs
01-08-2008, 10:57 PM
I am going to die of alcohol abuse in about 15 years.

Make that 14 years. I am getting hammered tonight. :shake:

BucEyedPea
01-08-2008, 10:58 PM
I'm going to be in an accident with an airplane propeller and atomized into the universe. But I will be in my eighties when it happens so it won't be a long dragged out death or illness.

MadMax
01-08-2008, 11:03 PM
Make that 14 years. I am getting hammered tonight. :shake:


Damn dude I'm down to 3-4 :( Make them "good" years then it's not so bad.

Rain Man
01-08-2008, 11:05 PM
Collision on the ground. Runway incursion, to be exact.

Fire truck, luggage machine, towing tractor, airport security, light civil aircraft, another passenger jet, crazy dude in pickup, terrorist in Volvo, extremely heavy bicyclist, criminal on police chase, or other?

Rain Man
01-08-2008, 11:07 PM
I'm going to be in an accident with an airplane propeller and atomized into the universe. But I will be in my eighties when it happens so it won't be a long dragged out death or illness.

Make it a motorboat and you would be just like the manatees.

Donger
01-08-2008, 11:08 PM
Fire truck, luggage machine, towing tractor, airport security, light civil aircraft, another passenger jet, crazy dude in pickup, terrorist in Volvo, extremely heavy bicyclist, criminal on police chase, or other?

Another passenger jet. Runway 35L.

I am impressed with the "blown out" option, however.

Rain Man
01-08-2008, 11:09 PM
On second thought, I think I'm more likely to go via a limo accident.

Guru
01-08-2008, 11:10 PM
From a fall.

Rain Man
01-08-2008, 11:10 PM
Another passenger jet. Runway 35L.

I am impressed with the "blown out" option, however.

I actually thought about going with "sucked out" just to annoy you, but I didn't want to distract from the content of the post.

Donger
01-08-2008, 11:11 PM
I actually thought about going with "sucked out" just to annoy you, but I didn't want to distract from the content of the post.

ROFL

I should have known you'd remember that.

RJ
01-08-2008, 11:20 PM
On second thought, I think I'm more likely to go via a limo accident.



With the paparazzi in pursuit?

Rain Man
01-08-2008, 11:23 PM
With the paparazzi in pursuit?

Damn those people.

Dave Lane
01-08-2008, 11:24 PM
Queen rules.


And the movie that was from rocked. There can only be ONE!

Dave

BucEyedPea
01-08-2008, 11:53 PM
Make it a motorboat and you would be just like the manatees.
Nah! Gotta be atomized into the universe to save funeral and burial fees....heck even an urn.

MadMax
01-09-2008, 12:18 AM
Actually I don't think I'll ever die. I made a promise that I will live till the Chiefs win another Superbowl. Da debil asked me if I knew what I was saying, so the rest is his story... Keep Carl forever and I'm ****in safe.

CrazyPhuD
01-09-2008, 12:30 AM
On a meaningless world for a meaningless mission wondering why I always have to wear this ****ing red shirt.

Bump
01-09-2008, 12:30 AM
I almost died from a heat stroke once. But if I keep going the way I am it will be lung cancer. I do hope to quit smoking but damn, it's tough.

boogblaster
01-09-2008, 12:52 AM
Probably old-fat-broke-and married to a air-hose ....

pikesome
01-09-2008, 12:56 AM
I've been "batsh1t crazy" for about a month, it is sad, it's better to be dead if it can't be cured. I still relapse from time to time, but I only get semi-batsh1t, not the "severe mental status changes" that I had a couple years ago.
It's a rare auto-immune desease that makes my own immune system attack my brain. It's treated with steroids. I'm banned from MLB.

Not to make light of your condition but I thought steroid use was required for MLB.

BWillie
01-09-2008, 02:44 AM
Nut Cancer. I guarantee it. That or colon cancer. I know for sure it will be cancer. God I hate cancer. It's complete BS. You can be a total healthy individual, be in shape, be young, old,.... it doesn't matter and get totally screwed by cancer. I hate it

crazycoffey
01-09-2008, 02:47 AM
I'm going from swallowing a Lead Pill. Now the real question is do I pull the trigger tomorrow or in 30 years....

BigRedChief
01-09-2008, 05:23 AM
And the movie that was from rocked. There can only be ONE!

Dave
http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/highlander_connor.jpg

Braincase
01-09-2008, 06:31 AM
Nut Cancer. I guarantee it. That or colon cancer. I know for sure it will be cancer. God I hate cancer. It's complete BS. You can be a total healthy individual, be in shape, be young, old,.... it doesn't matter and get totally screwed by cancer. I hate it

Nut cancer is pretty curable, depending on the variant. Teratoma & Embryonal carcinoma were the forms I recovered from.

Braincase
01-09-2008, 06:33 AM
Could you let us know which one?

Qantas... definitely Qantas.

Que Card QB
01-09-2008, 08:00 AM
I've had some wierd sensations, almost like a premonition. I know someday I'm going to stroke out. I know it's going to feel like getting hit in the head with a brick, but it's inside my head, then a sensation like the sound of an orange being pulled apart after you've peeled it, but amplified a hundred times.

I don't know when... but... I have a strong feeling that's how I'm going to go.

Anybody else?That's pretty interesting. My dad knew he was going for about a year before he went but not necessarily how. Do you vividly dream about all the past events in your life?

One grandfather had colon cancer but they caught it in time and I have another grandfather that had a stroke but didn't die. Aside from the constant pain in my gut and headache, I don't have that premonition. ;)

Dremel
01-09-2008, 11:59 AM
Hillary Care will probably get me first

JohninGpt
01-09-2008, 12:12 PM
Not to make light of your condition but I thought steroid use was required for MLB.
Heh, I don't know, Clemens sounded pretty pissed about being outed on it when I heard him on the radio yesterday.
And to clarify my post, I'm nowhere near batsh1t right now, that was back in 2006 when it first hit me. I'm pretty good these days. Only occassional semi-battiness.