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OnTheWarpath58
01-08-2008, 04:40 PM
http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/news/stories.nsf/laworder/story/0DD73EE31BC401F1862573CA0079B87C?OpenDocument

St. Charles County -- Two O'Fallon, Mo., 17-year-olds have been charged with misdemeanors for their role in lobbing a bag of feces into a Walgreens store, splattering a pregnant woman.

Justin T. Keiser, of the first block of Brookside Court, and Kyle G. Medley, of the 100 block of Stage Coach Landing, have been charged with third-degree assault and property damage.

Police said they were among a group of six teens who pulled up to a Walgreens at 920 North Main Street in O'Fallon on Dec. 7. Police said
Keiser drove the vehicle and decided they would throw a bag of feces into the store. Medley provided the feces, they said.

The bag struck a 37-year-old pregnant woman, who said she was coated with the bag's contents. Some of it got into her mouth. The woman,
Ivette Geusz, said she must continue to undergo tests for six months to make sure she and her baby did not catch any disease.

Geusz said she is hoping the courts will give the boys a strong punishment. "They saw me standing at the entrance, and they did it
anyway," she said. "It was very evil."

StcChief
01-08-2008, 04:41 PM
"They saw me standing at the entrance, and they did it
anyway," she said. "It was very evil."
at least it wasn't on fire. :)

Claynus
01-08-2008, 04:42 PM
Millions of years of evolution and we're still throwing our feces around.

acesn8s
01-08-2008, 04:56 PM
Millions of years of evolution and we're still throwing our feces around.monkey see, monkey do(or would that be do do)

elvomito
01-08-2008, 05:27 PM
4000 hours of community service sounds fair

OnTheWarpath58
01-08-2008, 05:33 PM
4000 hours of community service sounds fair


Only if the work is limited to cleaning out Port-A-Johns.

KcMizzou
01-08-2008, 05:36 PM
Poo Chuckers.

Is he an OU linebacker?

Skip Towne
01-08-2008, 05:43 PM
I wonder who they were mad at?

Simplex3
01-08-2008, 05:48 PM
I wonder who they were mad at?
Yeah, we need to examine what society did to these poor young boys.

KcMizzou
01-08-2008, 05:50 PM
I wonder who they were mad at?Walgreens probably fired one of them.

Halfcan
01-08-2008, 07:28 PM
John Matrix was involved I bet!!

KcMizzou
01-08-2008, 07:29 PM
John Matrix was involved I bet!!LMAO

Blast from the past.

seclark
01-08-2008, 07:34 PM
"Medley provided the feces, they said."

you can always count on old medley when you need a bag of shit.
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KcMizzou
01-08-2008, 07:36 PM
"Medley provided the feces, they said."

you can always count on old medley when you need a bag of shit.
secLMAO

Hey, some guys bring the beer.. some guys bring the weed... Medley, well... he's a different sort a' fella.

seclark
01-08-2008, 07:47 PM
LMAO

Hey, some guys bring the beer.. some guys bring the weed... Medley, well... he's a different sort a' fella.
i'll be damned if medley tries to load his gear into my rig.
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Baconeater
01-08-2008, 07:48 PM
John Matrix was involved I bet!!
No Matrix reference is complete without THE pic:

http://xdd.xanga.com/5ad88b6163d3130670458/b21406700.jpg

Halfcan
01-08-2008, 07:49 PM
No Matrix reference is complete without THE pic:

http://xdd.xanga.com/5ad88b6163d3130670458/b21406700.jpg

ROFL

KcMizzou
01-08-2008, 07:51 PM
No Matrix reference is complete without THE pic:

LMAO

The thing that cracks me up about that pic, is the fact that he was obviously so proud.

Halfcan
01-08-2008, 07:59 PM
LMAO

The thing that cracks me up about that pic, is the fact that he was obviously so proud.

Matrix is hands down the biggest D-bag in CP history.

Baconeater
01-08-2008, 08:01 PM
Matrix is hands down the biggest D-bag in CP history.
Yes, but he did start what has to be the grand-daddy of all poop threads.

KcMizzou
01-08-2008, 08:02 PM
Matrix is hands down the biggest D-bag in CP history.Maybe "shitbag" would be more appropriate. :D

Kerberos
01-09-2008, 07:44 AM
Poo chuckers charged in STL suburbs

[Quote\] Billy Madison; laughing "He called the SHIT poop" laughing [Quote]