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MTG#10
01-25-2008, 02:49 PM
Linda, I just wanted to thank you for threatening me. You have inspired me to use pictures of cute baby girls that I dont even know as my avatar on different forums I participate in across the intraweb. Have a wonderful day.

Cochise
01-25-2008, 02:49 PM
Where is Iowanian? This one is right in his wheelhouse.

kstater
01-25-2008, 02:49 PM
I hope she gets her lawyer on here before the end of the workday. I hear paying a lawyer overtime is rather expensive.

Donger
01-25-2008, 02:50 PM
Linda, I just wanted to thank you for threatening me. You have inspired me to use pictures of cute baby girls that I dont even know as my avatar on different forums I participate in across the intraweb. Have a wonderful day.

LMAO

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 02:51 PM
I hope she gets her lawyer on here before the end of the workday. I hear paying a lawyer overtime is rather expensive.

If she actually got her lawyer on here to threaten us this would without a doubt be the greatest thread in the history of the intraweb.

Bwana
01-25-2008, 02:51 PM
I believe she was laughing about the impending DOOOOOOOOOOM that is going to befall all of us.

I know.....

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 02:52 PM
I know.....
:banghead:

lindavinson
01-25-2008, 02:54 PM
Linda, I just wanted to thank you for threatening me. You have inspired me to use pictures of cute baby girls that I dont even know as my avatar on different forums I participate in across the intraweb. Have a wonderful day.

it's really sad that you would use a child that way....

Donger
01-25-2008, 02:55 PM
it's really sad that you would use a child that way....

Speaking of that, how long has Kirstie been involved in modeling?

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 02:57 PM
it's really sad that you would use a child that way....
What? It's cute kid. For instance: I'm not actually related to any red puppets, yet I have one in my avatar.

Ecto-I
01-25-2008, 02:58 PM
BTW, this thread is now up to #2 on Google for KRISTIE TYNES

Simply Red
01-25-2008, 02:59 PM
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://publish.pdesigner.com/tyneslawoffice/Graphics/Library/Website.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.tyneslawoffice.net/Attorney.jsp&h=1479&w=1161&sz=188&hl=en&start=7&tbnid=neX5AaZiB-zEaM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=118&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dlawyer%2Btynes%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den

unlurking
01-25-2008, 03:00 PM
Speaking of that, how long has Kirstie been involved in modeling?
hahaha

Well, I guess longer than that Ramsey kid? She must be one of the lucky ones.

dirk digler
01-25-2008, 03:00 PM
I bet Linda is a hot milf

Donger
01-25-2008, 03:01 PM
I bet Linda is a hot milf

As opposed to a non-hot MILF?

dirk digler
01-25-2008, 03:02 PM
As opposed to a non-hot MILF?

LMAO Good point

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 03:02 PM
I bet Linda is a hot milf
She is. I saw a video of her and Kirstie dancing together at some bar before they had it removed. She's better looking than Kirstie.

kstater
01-25-2008, 03:02 PM
What? It's cute kid. For instance: I'm not actually related to any red puppets, yet I have one in my avatar.

Pure gold right there.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-25-2008, 03:03 PM
sup

for a good time call larry t

http://i31.tinypic.com/2e65xsx.gif



OMG LMAO

Cochise
01-25-2008, 03:04 PM
As opposed to a non-hot MILF?

Maybe they don't need to be hot for him to LF them?

dirk digler
01-25-2008, 03:04 PM
She is. I saw a video of her and Kirstie dancing together at some bar before they had it removed. She's better looking than Kirstie.

Linda is this true? I think you should send us some pics of yourself we promise not to use photoshop. :)

Donger
01-25-2008, 03:05 PM
Maybe they don't need to be hot for him to LF them?

True. In fact, she's both a MILF and a GILF.

Bwana
01-25-2008, 03:05 PM
What? It's cute kid. For instance: I'm not actually related to any red puppets, yet I have one in my avatar.

Now I am waiting for James Arness and his Lawyer to show up on my steps! Damn you Linda!! :hmmm:

lindavinson
01-25-2008, 03:05 PM
Speaking of that, how long has Kirstie been involved in modeling?

i never pushed kirstie into modeling. she started at 18 and was only involved in it for 2 years. when she got pregnant with emma she decided it wasn't the career she wanted.

dirk digler
01-25-2008, 03:06 PM
Maybe they don't need to be hot for him to LF them?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. :)

Donger
01-25-2008, 03:08 PM
i never pushed kirstie into modeling. she started at 18 and was only involved in it for 2 years. when she got pregnant with emma she decided it wasn't the career she wanted.

I see. Why are her pictures and merchandise with her pictures still on the Internet?

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 03:08 PM
Hey Linda - I'll make a deal with you. I'll remove Emma from my avatar and from this thread if you post a picture of yourself. It will be a nice trade.

PS - It has to be a "sexy" photo.

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 03:08 PM
i never pushed kirstie into modeling. she started at 18 and was only involved in it for 2 years. when she got pregnant with emma she decided it wasn't the career she wanted.

She may be involved for the life of the internet.

jjjayb
01-25-2008, 03:09 PM
i never pushed kirstie into modeling. she started at 18 and was only involved in it for 2 years. when she got pregnant with emma she decided it wasn't the career she wanted.

Does hooking really pay that much more? I know it would allow her to be home in the daytime with her kid but really.

Dave Lane
01-25-2008, 03:10 PM
lmao...i know i said i was done here but i couldn't help myself on this one. i won't tell you which one...but one of the girls in this picture is my sister....and a district attorney

lololololol

No way I saw your hands in the other picture with the grand daughter you are 60 if you are a day :)

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 03:11 PM
Linda:

Had she (and/or you) come in here with the approach of "guys, that period was a mistake and I really wish I hadn't done it. I'm a mother now and if you would do me a favor and help me keep the exposure to a minimum I'd really appreciate it" I can assure you that there would have been a far different response.

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 03:13 PM
Linda:

Had she (and/or you) come in here with the approach of "guys, that period was a mistake and I really wish I hadn't done it. I'm a mother now and if you would do me a favor and help me keep the exposure to a minimum I'd really appreciate it" I can assure you that there would have been a far different response.

<100 posts of abuse rather than >250 posts of abuse.

And probably not the digg thing.

Bwana
01-25-2008, 03:14 PM
i never pushed kirstie into modeling. she started at 18 and was only involved in it for 2 years. when she got pregnant with emma she decided it wasn't the career she wanted.

OK Linda, now that you have over 10 posts, is customary to get yourself an avatar. If you need a little help choosing one, there a numerous people around here that I know would be happy to help you pick one out.

lindavinson
01-25-2008, 03:15 PM
I see. Why are her pictures and merchandise with her pictures still on the Internet?

look again....we closed it out. we actually thought we had a long time ago but seems we only deleted the ability to pay for the merchandise and not the actual store.

but it is gone now.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 03:15 PM
<100 posts of abuse rather than >250 posts of abuse.
Sure, there would be a handful of guys that would have still done some crap but the pile-on would have been on those guys. Had neither of them ever shown up and said a word then it would have been long forgotten.

lindavinson
01-25-2008, 03:16 PM
No way I saw your hands in the other picture with the grand daughter you are 60 if you are a day :)

ok :D

and you know that how?

lindavinson
01-25-2008, 03:17 PM
Linda:

Had she (and/or you) come in here with the approach of "guys, that period was a mistake and I really wish I hadn't done it. I'm a mother now and if you would do me a favor and help me keep the exposure to a minimum I'd really appreciate it" I can assure you that there would have been a far different response.

not true...when all that bs went down before kirstie came on here very nicely and was attacked. very uncalled for. that might have been YOUR reaction...but not everyones.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 03:18 PM
Here's a decent avatar for Linda:

http://aboutlead.com/images/lawyer.jpg

Cochise
01-25-2008, 03:20 PM
kirstie came on here very nicely and was attacked.

LMAO LMAO LMAO :LOL:

Mr. Flopnuts
01-25-2008, 03:21 PM
Linda, I see that you are starting to get along with some of the members of this board. I'm happy for that. Truly, I think you'll find that if you can take these types of situations with a grain of salt that they will soon be non existant. I'm confident that you and your daughter will make this come to fruition.

That being said, since this is quite possibly the last time we'll ever hear from either one of you I'd like you to do me a favor. Let your daughter know that Mr. Flopnuts would absolutely love to fist her butthole. If she's interested in that type of thing, have her shoot me a PM.

Dave Lane
01-25-2008, 03:21 PM
ok :D

and you know that how?

Look at those claw like hands I'm 51 and they scare me :)

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 03:22 PM
not true...when all that bs went down before kirstie came on here very nicely and was attacked. very uncalled for. that might have been YOUR reaction...but not everyones.
I specifically pointed out that there would have still been a minority of attackers. That's the price that adults pay for decisions like the one Kirstie made. However, I'm 95% sure that the two original image creators would have removed their work.

Additionally there may have been some sympathy from the moderators on the board. That's probably all water under the bridge at this point, though.

It's unfortunate that we make decisions and take actions that we later regret, but that's why we should be so careful when making decisions like that.

BigRedChief
01-25-2008, 03:22 PM
look again....we closed it out. we actually thought we had a long time ago but seems we only deleted the ability to pay for the merchandise and not the actual store.

but it is gone now.
Nope. thanks to this thread it will live on in infamy. Or at least in the hall of classics.

DaFace
01-25-2008, 03:23 PM
Linda, I see that you are starting to get along with some of the members of this board. I'm happy for that. Truly, I think you'll find that if you can take these types of situations with a grain of salt that they will soon be non existant. I'm confident that you and your daughter will make this come to fruition.

That being said, since this is quite possibly the last time we'll ever hear from either one of you I'd like you to do me a favor. Let your daughter know that Mr. Flopnuts would absolutely love to fist her butthole. If she's interested in that type of thing, have her shoot me a PM.

:shake: You guys are awful sometimes. LMAO

88TG88
01-25-2008, 03:24 PM
Linda, I see that you are starting to get along with some of the members of this board. I'm happy for that. Truly, I think you'll find that if you can take these types of situations with a grain of salt that they will soon be non existant. I'm confident that you and your daughter will make this come to fruition.

That being said, since this is quite possibly the last time we'll ever hear from either one of you I'd like you to do me a favor. Let your daughter know that Mr. Flopnuts would absolutely love to fist her butthole. If she's interested in that type of thing, have her shoot me a PM.
LMAO thats wrong

kstater
01-25-2008, 03:25 PM
That being said, since this is quite possibly the last time we'll ever hear from either one of you I'd like you to do me a favor. Let your daughter know that Mr. Flopnuts would absolutely love to fist her butthole. If she's interested in that type of thing, have her shoot me a PM.


Crap, now I have to find something to clean the Coke off my monitor.

lindavinson
01-25-2008, 03:27 PM
Does hooking really pay that much more? I know it would allow her to be home in the daytime with her kid but really.

YOU are an ass. that was uncalled for!

HonestChieffan
01-25-2008, 03:27 PM
Im ashamed. Did you guys know she was featured in Gooberhead Magazine?

Picking on someone whos been in Gooberhead is just not right.

mikeyis4dcats.
01-25-2008, 03:28 PM
This thread will spread like herpes at summer camp!

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&threadid=2146676&STARTPAGE=1

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 03:29 PM
YOU are an ass. that was uncalled for!
Have you though about my offer Linda? You can be sure the pictures of your granddaughter will be removed. One thing the mods do really well around here is enforcing bets and deals such as these, so even if I did go back on my word (I wouldnt) the mods would delete them all for me.

bowener
01-25-2008, 03:30 PM
Im ashamed. Did you guys know she was featured in Gooberhead Magazine?

Picking on someone whos been in Gooberhead is just not right.

This ****ing thread is awesome. everyone at my work keeps looking at me because I keep holding back laughs, so it sounds like im sitting in my cubicle holding in a shit or something that is giving me pangs.

Ecto-I
01-25-2008, 03:30 PM
look again....we closed it out. we actually thought we had a long time ago but seems we only deleted the ability to pay for the merchandise and not the actual store.

but it is gone now.

Hmm...maybe she should think about resurrecting her modeling carreer. This thread is GREAT, FREE advertising!

Duck Dog
01-25-2008, 03:32 PM
YOU are an ass. that was uncalled for!

You think that's bad. Just keep egging them on and you'll see a side of internet humanity you never knew existed. Play your cards right and she can be more famous than beer looter.

lindavinson
01-25-2008, 03:33 PM
there is no being nice to anyone on here. maybe you are all such asses because you are on a site showing support for a team that sucks a**. or maybe it's because you are going through that middle aged male syndrome. whatever the case....i'm bored with it.

have a nice time.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 03:33 PM
This thread will spread like herpes at summer camp!

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&threadid=2146676&STARTPAGE=1
LMAO - one of the people in that thread thinks Kirstie is Lawrence's wife.

bowener
01-25-2008, 03:33 PM
Im only 23 and the chiefs do suck ass.... whats your point?

DenverDanChiefsFan
01-25-2008, 03:33 PM
Linda, I see that you are starting to get along with some of the members of this board. I'm happy for that. Truly, I think you'll find that if you can take these types of situations with a grain of salt that they will soon be non existant. I'm confident that you and your daughter will make this come to fruition.

That being said, since this is quite possibly the last time we'll ever hear from either one of you I'd like you to do me a favor. Let your daughter know that Mr. Flopnuts would absolutely love to fist her butthole. If she's interested in that type of thing, have her shoot me a PM.Holy crap - good thing I don't drink in the afternoon - I may have pissed myself if I did.LMAO

kstater
01-25-2008, 03:34 PM
This thread will spread like herpes at summer camp!

http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.aspx?catid=38&threadid=2146676&STARTPAGE=1


Might change your post in that thread. Kirstie Tynes is just some model from the internet, not Lawrence Tynes' wife.

Donger
01-25-2008, 03:34 PM
there is no being nice to anyone on here. maybe you are all such asses because you are on a site showing support for a team that sucks a**. or maybe it's because you are going through that middle aged male syndrome. whatever the case....i'm bored with it.

have a nice time.

I f*cking knew it...

She is chiefs4me's sister.

StcChief
01-25-2008, 03:34 PM
Nope. thanks to this thread it will live on in infamy. Or at least in the hall of classics.

I'll 2nd the nomination. and we can thank this to Tynes not quit the kicker to be un-named by gave it a shot in NFC title game 2008.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 03:35 PM
there is no being nice to anyone on here. maybe you are all such asses because you are on a site showing support for a team that sucks a**. or maybe it's because you are going through that middle aged male syndrome. whatever the case....i'm bored with it.

have a nice time.

I wish my mom said things like "sucks ass". :(

bowener
01-25-2008, 03:35 PM
By Linda's flawless logic, we are to blame the Chiefs for our behavior.

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 03:35 PM
...you are on a site showing support for a team that sucks a**.

Uh-oh. You just fired on Fort Sumter.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 03:37 PM
there is no being nice to anyone on here. maybe you are all such asses because you are on a site showing support for a team that sucks a**. or maybe it's because you are going through that middle aged male syndrome. whatever the case....i'm bored with it.

have a nice time.
Wait just a f**king minute. I feel slandered by being lumped in with the rest of these jerkoffs. Libeled, even.

Cochise
01-25-2008, 03:37 PM
Will someone photoshop a bunch of baked beans into Kristie's mouth please?

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 03:38 PM
By Linda's flawless logic, we are to blame the Chiefs for our behavior.

More specifically, Carl is to blame. Damnit Carl! :cuss:

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 03:38 PM
LMAO:

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3353969

And before anyone asks *I* did not do it.

Cochise
01-25-2008, 03:40 PM
Also I think she should be pictured perched on passed-out ENDelt's chest.

Scorp
01-25-2008, 03:40 PM
there is no being nice to anyone on here. maybe you are all such asses because you are on a site showing support for a team that sucks a**. or maybe it's because you are going through that middle aged male syndrome. whatever the case....i'm bored with it.

have a nice time.


I'd hit it! :thumb:

QuikSsurfer
01-25-2008, 03:42 PM
Linda, I see that you are starting to get along with some of the members of this board. I'm happy for that. Truly, I think you'll find that if you can take these types of situations with a grain of salt that they will soon be non existant. I'm confident that you and your daughter will make this come to fruition.

That being said, since this is quite possibly the last time we'll ever hear from either one of you I'd like you to do me a favor. Let your daughter know that Mr. Flopnuts would absolutely love to fist her butthole. If she's interested in that type of thing, have her shoot me a PM.
ROFL :LOL:
i spit pepsi all over my keyboard and monitor... just cleaned the damn LCD this morning!!

Duck Dog
01-25-2008, 03:42 PM
there is no being nice to anyone on here. maybe you are all such asses because you are on a site showing support for a team that sucks a**. or maybe it's because you are going through that middle aged male syndrome. whatever the case....i'm bored with it.

have a nice time.

Don't get so mad. You're talking to a bunch of guys who love porn pics and the sluts who pose in them.

No big deal. Go with the flow.

Donger
01-25-2008, 03:46 PM
Don't get so mad. You're talking to a bunch of guys who love porn pics and the sluts who pose in them.

No big deal. Go with the flow.

Heh. Duck is horny and looking to score.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 03:47 PM
Wow. Talk about unfortunate. Ms. Tynes is starting to show up all over the place.

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=3353317

Once again, NO I DID NOT POST THIS AS I DO NOT EVEN HAVE A FARK ACCOUNT.

bowener
01-25-2008, 03:49 PM
Don't get so mad. You're talking to a bunch of guys who love porn pics and the sluts who pose in them.

No big deal. Go with the flow.

Thats what I tell the chicks when I 'accidently' stick it in the 'wrong hole'.

Edit: I hear that is also what GOATSE says when he 'accidently' slips and rapes some dude in the ass in a locker room too.

Skip Towne
01-25-2008, 03:51 PM
What's she bitching about? We spared her the insults of Iowanian. She got the easy treatment. It could have been much worse.

TinyEvel
01-25-2008, 04:14 PM
This thread was long gone before this woman dug it up and bumped it.

Yikes.

Some of you guys are pretty harsh, tho. You'll be hearing from my lawyers if I hear from anyone's lawyer.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 04:18 PM
You'll be hearing from my lawyers if I hear from anyone's lawyer.
LMAO

bowener
01-25-2008, 04:21 PM
What do we have to do to get this thread stickied?

Bwana
01-25-2008, 04:21 PM
there is no being nice to anyone on here. maybe you are all such asses because you are on a site showing support for a team that sucks a**. or maybe it's because you are going through that middle aged male syndrome. whatever the case....i'm bored with it.

have a nice time.
Um, just a heads up Linda. Around here, if you are leaving and not ever going to come back, you MUST start a thread about it.

Thanks,

Bwana

mikeyis4dcats.
01-25-2008, 04:22 PM
Might change your post in that thread. Kirstie Tynes is just some model from the internet, not Lawrence Tynes' wife.

Seriously? I guess that means I'm all ****ed up. That's what I get for being late to the party...

DenverDanChiefsFan
01-25-2008, 04:34 PM
Seriously? I guess that means I'm all ****ed up. That's what I get for being late to the party...Good luck - Larry is probably googling his nam also. When he sees that you said he was married to Kirstie you will be hearing from his lawyer.:D

mikeyis4dcats.
01-25-2008, 04:36 PM
Good luck - Larry is probably googling his nam also. When he sees that you said he was married to Kirstie you will be hearing from his lawyer.:D

LOL!

Linda is probably trying to get child support from his as we speak

bowener
01-25-2008, 04:38 PM
Did Linda leave at around quitting time? If so, does that mean she is only getting on from work?

RockChalk
01-25-2008, 04:53 PM
i never pushed kirstie into modeling. she started at 18 and was only involved in it for 2 years. when she got pregnant with emma she decided it wasn't the career she wanted.

i call bullsh*t

if you google her name, this is the first thing that pops up. last updated...12/1/2007

ModelingPage.com (http://www.modelingpage.com/mypage.cfm/ID/4601)

it appears your daughter is still very involved in the business my lady

bowener
01-25-2008, 04:58 PM
i call bullsh*t

if you google her name, this is the first thing that pops up. last updated...12/1/2007

ModelingPage.com (http://www.modelingpage.com/mypage.cfm/ID/4601)

it appears your daughter is still very involved in the business my lady

She is quite celebrated as well:

Final words: Agency Listings: HyperCube Inc., Fame Talent Management, Domino Agency Credits: *2005 dallas mustang calendar girl *State Finalist Miss Teen Oklahoma Pageant 2000 *Miss Photogenic in Miss Altus Pageant 2004 *Hand model *Top 5 pick for new Speed Queen clothing line catalog shoot *Hot List for Model Look Magazine *Weekly contest winner for Sept 25th LA Pro Fashions modeling contest * FHM Magazine- June 2005 *Kittens and Cougars Calendar girl for 2006 *Plush Illustrated Magazine November 2006 *Featured on Nine Models Magazine, Gooberhead Magazine, Bikini Xtreme, Party Girl USA, Bikini Greats, 93X Babe of the Day.

Quote from http://www.modelingpage.com/mypage.cfm/ID/4601

Phobia
01-25-2008, 04:58 PM
Man, if I can make $75 an hour I'm totally getting a page on that site. I wonder if there is much demand for hairy fatheads?

Ari Chi3fs
01-25-2008, 05:02 PM
http://www.jurgita.com/images_new/models/F/portfolio-picture/w478xh1000/Kirstie-Tynes-21901-6.jpg

bowener
01-25-2008, 05:03 PM
UH OH!!! Call the ghos.....err Lawyers! There is an unofficial myspace page using her pictures!!

http://www.myspace.com/kirstietynes

Also, check out the top friend of the site.... isnt that one of the orange skinned freaks from jersey?

Edit: Save you some time... check him out, he is a straight up balla'
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=3011

Fruit Ninja
01-25-2008, 05:03 PM
This is either the best sarcasm joke ever, or you're new here.
Only rooms i ever really check out are this one and the media center as i am a gaming dork. I never knew that one existed. hah

Adept Havelock
01-25-2008, 05:09 PM
She is quite celebrated as well:



Quote from http://www.modelingpage.com/mypage.cfm/ID/4601


She should get that massive bifurcated growth on her back taken care of. It really detracts from the background pic on that link. Bleech.

keg in kc
01-25-2008, 05:16 PM
So, this girl sells pictures of herself on cocks?

Oh, clocks. My bad.

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-25-2008, 05:20 PM
there is no being nice to anyone on here. maybe you are all such asses because you are on a site showing support for a team that sucks a**. or maybe it's because you are going through that middle aged male syndrome. whatever the case....i'm bored with it.

have a nice time.

Wait, I'm 25, and you just told me I'm in middle age.

Ok, so I just found out I'm going to die at 50, and you are bitching about photos on the Internet? I just lost 30 years off my life expectancy, thanks to you, you heartless c*nt.

What am I supposed to tell my baby mamas??

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 05:39 PM
This whole thread is bullshit. But entertaining.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 05:42 PM
This whole thread is bullshit. But entertaining.
Your whole life is bullshit. But sad.

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 05:44 PM
I SLASH MY WRISTS

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 05:44 PM
I SLASH MY WRISTS
WE WISH

Demonpenz
01-25-2008, 05:45 PM
I SLASH MY WRISTS


there goes your sex life

Bob Dole
01-25-2008, 05:46 PM
Alas, Bob Dole just checked and he doesn't have an email from Ms. Venison to share with everyone.

Phobia
01-25-2008, 05:50 PM
I'd like to hire Miss Tynes. Who should I contact if I wish to pay her $75 an hour? If I had her pose as if she were doing drywall work, would she actually do the drywall? This is an important question.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 05:51 PM
Alas, Bob Dole just checked and he doesn't have an email from Ms. Venison to share with everyone.
Damn. That could have been rich.

Ultra Peanut
01-25-2008, 05:51 PM
This thread and the /b/ tards on the Chan type sites orchestrating this Scientology attack have been pretty interesting examples of the mob mentality and its possible effects.They're also hilarious.

i never pushed kirstie into modeling. she started at 18 and was only involved in it for 2 years. when she got pregnant with emma she decided it wasn't the career she wanted.Man, it's just not fair when you're pushed out of the workplace just because you got knocked up.

I do, however, know of some ahem classy websites that pay top dollar to pregnant (or pseudo-pregnant) ladies for a few hours' work. Let me know, aight?

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 05:52 PM
I'd like to hire Miss Tynes. Who should I contact if I wish to pay her $75 an hour? If I had her pose as if she were doing drywall work, would she actually do the drywall? This is an important question.
If she can get the drywall as flat as her chest you'd be in business.

keg in kc
01-25-2008, 05:54 PM
I'd like to hire Miss Tynes. Who should I contact if I wish to pay her $75 an hour? If I had her pose as if she were doing drywall work, would she actually do the drywall? This is an important question.You would need to clarify what you mean by "do the drywall".

Her stance on nudity and sexual acts is very clear...

Ari Chi3fs
01-25-2008, 05:55 PM
Threads like these keep bringing me back to Chiefsplanet.

Ultra Peanut
01-25-2008, 05:56 PM
Threads like these keep bringing me back to Chiefsplanet.Yeah. No matter how full of retards this place may be, we occasionally end up pulling in bigger, funnier retards to pick apart piece by piece.

DaneMcCloud
01-25-2008, 06:00 PM
Yeah. No matter how full of retards this place may be, we occasionally end up pulling in bigger, funnier retards to pick apart piece by piece.

It's kind of like "Survivor: Retard Island".

keg in kc
01-25-2008, 06:01 PM
It's kind of like "Survivor: Retard Island".Except instead of getting voted off, losers make "I'm leaving forever" threads.

Iowanian
01-25-2008, 06:03 PM
real person? YES...i'm her MOTHER...and i am on the phone with her now trying to convince her to go ahead with a law suit against this site and the people involved. fortunate for you she doesn't seem to have the temper that i do.



maybe you should have spent a little more time talking to her when she was younger about not putting faux-pRon photos of herself on the internet. maybe she wouldn't have changed her "weekend name" to Cinnemon and have brass pole burns.

Someday, the Milfhunter will have you both online in a 2fer.

kstater
01-25-2008, 06:03 PM
This is gonna get good now.

ChiefaRoo
01-25-2008, 06:06 PM
jIZ is a cum-dumpster for all things liberal. If it helps it's rare that he climbs out of the DC cesspool and posts over here.

Lib Cum Dumpster LMAO

RockChalk
01-25-2008, 06:14 PM
i know there isn't ever a thread of the year thing on here, but there's no way this can be topped

unless of course Kirstie's boyfriend gets on here and makes a new thread telling us he would whoop our ass if we ever met face to face

Bob Dole
01-25-2008, 06:16 PM
Kirstie's myspace page was just changed to "private" in the last hour. If Linda isn't legit, Kirstie's watching anyway.

Her myspace fan page is still open...

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 06:20 PM
The boss man requested I change my avatar so Emma's picture wouldnt be hosted on the CP server. You've won this round Linda but this is far from over! :cuss:

unlurking
01-25-2008, 06:22 PM
The boss man requested I change my avatar so Emma's picture wouldnt be hosted on the CP server. You've won this round Linda but this is far from over! :cuss:
Link to it in your signature and title it

"Fisting for Dollars"

stumppy
01-25-2008, 06:23 PM
there is no being nice to anyone on here. maybe you are all such asses because you are on a site showing support for a team that sucks a**. or maybe it's because you are going through that middle aged male syndrome. whatever the case....i'm bored with it.

have a nice time.


Now now now, there's no need to get upset. Oh, pardon my manners. My name is stumppy. Why don't you kick back, take your shirt off and let's get to know each other.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 06:23 PM
Link to it in your signature and title it

"Fisting for Dollars"
No cant do that to an innocent little girl. That would be good for Kirstie though. LMAO

Phobia
01-25-2008, 06:25 PM
Now now now, there's no need to get upset. Oh, pardon my manners. My name is stumppy. Why don't you kick back, take your shirt off and let's get to know each other.

Wait a minute - you're going about this backwards. You aren't supposed to hit on women FROM ChiefsPlanet. You're supposed to bring your girlfriends to us.

Phobia
01-25-2008, 06:28 PM
I'm still trying to figure out why she's posing with cro-magnon woman.

http://www.modelingpage.com/models/4601/Kirstie_and_Leah_0079.jpg

Iowanian
01-25-2008, 06:31 PM
Did Linda Vinson, really come to a Chiefs fan site, and insult us, while slandering us by saying the defaming phrase "a team that sucks".

I'm going to tell American Hero and get his lawfirm on the job!


Posting pics of the little girl is over the top.....



This gal is attractive, but she's a long, long ways from Paymoneytoseeher hot.

I'm logging out before someone starts posting about a chicken pecking corn through a fence and getting the site in REAL trouble.

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 06:31 PM
She's not even that hot. I don't understand why someone would want a Kirstie Tynes poster.

88TG88
01-25-2008, 06:32 PM
I'm still trying to figure out why she's posing with cro-magnon woman.

http://www.modelingpage.com/models/4601/Kirstie_and_Leah_0079.jpg
LMAO LMAO thats mean

Phobia
01-25-2008, 06:34 PM
LMAO LMAO thats mean

Not necessarily. She would be perfect for a Geico commercial.

Phobia
01-25-2008, 06:35 PM
She's not even that hot. I don't understand why someone would want a Kirstie Tynes poster.

She's about 8 points higher on the 1-10 scale than anybody not related to you that you'll see naked (in person).

Donger
01-25-2008, 06:35 PM
I'm still trying to figure out why she's posing with cro-magnon woman.

http://www.modelingpage.com/models/4601/Kirstie_and_Leah_0079.jpg

To make herself look more attractive, you knob. That gal could be an alien on Star Trek without any makeup.

DaneMcCloud
01-25-2008, 06:36 PM
She's about 8 points higher on the 1-10 scale than anybody not related to you that you'll see naked (in person).

Only 8?

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 06:37 PM
She's about 8 points higher on the 1-10 scale than anybody not related to you that you'll see naked (in person).

She's not even close to an 8.

Phobia
01-25-2008, 06:37 PM
Only 8?

I gave him credit for being a peeper.

Phobia
01-25-2008, 06:38 PM
She's not even close to an 8.

Because she hasn't had $6000 of silicone pumped into her chest? Please. She's an "8" on anybody's scale who doesn't live in Orange County.

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 06:40 PM
Because she hasn't had $6000 of silicone pumped into her chest? Please. She's an "8" on anybody's scale who doesn't live in Orange County.

I see hotter chicks at the grocery store.

dirk digler
01-25-2008, 06:40 PM
Because she hasn't had $6000 of silicone pumped into her chest? Please. She's an "8" on anybody's scale who doesn't live in Orange County.

Nah she is a 6 at best for me. I don't like flat chested women

stumppy
01-25-2008, 06:41 PM
I gave him credit for being a peeper.

I thought you were only talking about women.

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 06:41 PM
Phil...busted!

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8990/le5a29b7366dbd30b388e62fi7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Donger
01-25-2008, 06:41 PM
Yes!

.

DaneMcCloud
01-25-2008, 06:43 PM
I see hotter chicks at the grocery store.

Too bad they don't notice you.

stonedstooge
01-25-2008, 06:43 PM
I just spent an hour looking for a linda d on goggle and all I can come up with is her raising cats, but I'll be damned if I can find one pussy picture of hers at all on the web.

DJ's left nut
01-25-2008, 06:44 PM
lmao...i know i said i was done here but i couldn't help myself on this one. i won't tell you which one...but one of the girls in this picture is my sister....and a district attorney

lololololol

Unless you've found a judge willing to consider a Motion for Change in Facts (to this point, I have yet to find this judge, please guide me on point should he/she suddenly appear), your sister could be Jesus Christ himself and still be pissing into the wind.

It never ceases to amaze me how many people think the mere utterance of the word 'lawyer' will suddenly change how the law is applied.

If you honest-to-god have a lawyer and said lawyer is advising you that you have a case worth pursuing, I suggest 2 things:

1) Run a credit report on said lawyer, I'd imagine he has a boat or something that needs to be paid off.

2) Barring said outstanding expense, get yourself a new lawyer, your current model sucks <insert standard 'absent on the day they taught law in law school' joke here>.

Weak.



As for our other worthy participants, this thread rocks my face off. Carry on.

unlurking
01-25-2008, 06:47 PM
No cant do that to an innocent little girl. That would be good for Kirstie though. LMAO
Ooops!

Forgot you had the kid and not the girl!

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 06:49 PM
Will someone photoshop a bunch of baked beans into Kristie's mouth please?

Oh, much obliged.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5634/beanscopyvj5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

kstater
01-25-2008, 06:49 PM
I just spent an hour looking for a linda d on goggle and all I can come up with is her raising cats, but I'll be damned if I can find one pussy picture of hers at all on the web.


Try searching google.com instead of goggle.

kstater
01-25-2008, 06:50 PM
Nice GoChiefs.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 06:53 PM
Someone needs to submit that one to hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

I just submitted the photo along with an explanation/links to these threads. Hopefully the guy who runs that site has the same sick sense of humor we do. :evil:

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 06:55 PM
Phil...busted!

http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8990/le5a29b7366dbd30b388e62fi7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Damn, she does have a great ass. :drool:

Phobia
01-25-2008, 06:58 PM
Damn, she does have a great ass. :drool:

Gochiefs isn't attracted to her.

the Talking Can
01-25-2008, 07:00 PM
Oh, much obliged.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5634/beanscopyvj5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

omg

LMAO

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 07:00 PM
Also I think she should be pictured perched on passed-out ENDelt's chest.

Best I can do.

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/2264/tynesrw0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 07:04 PM
Gochiefs isn't attracted to her.

Who said I wasn't attracted to her? She's a reasonably good looking girl with a good figure. She just isn't a knockout.

Phobia
01-25-2008, 07:07 PM
Who said I wasn't attracted to her? She's a reasonably good looking girl with a good figure. She just isn't a knockout.
You'd soil yourself if she looked down her nose at your neighbor. Your entire head would explode if she let you bring her fries.

DaneMcCloud
01-25-2008, 07:07 PM
Who said I wasn't attracted to her? She's a reasonably good looking girl with a good figure. She just isn't a knockout.

She reminds of Kim Raver from "24" (though a much younger version).

I'd kindly give her a Walrus but she's not my "type".

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 07:14 PM
Hmm. Correct name, correct location. Is it her?

http://www.genealogy.com/users/m/o/o/Shirley-Lynn-Moore/PHOTO/0010photo.jpg

Why yes it is! And here are several more of said family:

[Link removed you sickos]

unothadeal
01-25-2008, 07:16 PM
This thread has regained it's burst.

DJ's left nut
01-25-2008, 07:18 PM
Jebus.

Methinks Ms. Vinson has learned a LOT about the intrawebs today...

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 07:18 PM
This thread has regained it's burst.

You're welcome.

Bwana
01-25-2008, 07:23 PM
WTF? I think stonedstooge could use a vacation.

unothadeal
01-25-2008, 07:23 PM
She's not even close to an 8.
So, you admit that the best you can get is a 0?

Cochise
01-25-2008, 07:24 PM
Well, that will get some Google keywords in here

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 07:25 PM
So, you admit that the best you can get is a 0?

I have no idea what kind of woman I could pull. I'm guessing if I ventured out to bar at 1:30 AM I could bring home some drunk skank like anyone.

stonedstooge
01-25-2008, 07:28 PM
Still trying to figure out how to move this around. But I think I hit paydirt. Let me figure out how to get the picture to my post.

unothadeal
01-25-2008, 07:29 PM
I have no idea what kind of woman I could pull. I'm guessing if I ventured out to bar at 1:30 AM I could bring home some drunk skank like anyone.
They'd probably end up being dudes though.

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 07:34 PM
I'd bet she looks about the same today when she's not completely made up for the camera. Her brother is kind of cute, though.

unothadeal
01-25-2008, 07:35 PM
I'd bet she looks about the same today when she's not completely made up for the camera. Her brother is kind of cute, though.
LMAO

omg

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 07:38 PM
I bet Rebecca is much better looking than her sister today.

kstater
01-25-2008, 07:38 PM
MTG, I think you have crossed over to the creepy obsessive guy.

stonedstooge
01-25-2008, 07:40 PM
How do I copy a picture from a website or from a saved picture in My Pictures to this box? Help needed. Thanks

Bob Dole
01-25-2008, 07:41 PM
How do I copy a picture from a website or from a saved picture in My Pictures to this box? Help needed. Thanks

Upload the thing to tinypic.com and copy and paste the code it gives you.

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-25-2008, 07:41 PM
I have no idea what kind of woman I could pull. I'm guessing if I ventured out to bar at 1:30 AM I could bring home some drunk skank like anyone.

Depends on the level of skank you shoot for.

There are hot skanks, and then there are just skanks.

See, the thing about the bar is that you've got to either be good looking, have money, or have a silver tongue to get with someone. I guess being one of the f*cktards who dances could help.

Most of the hot skanks will go for the New Jersey Tang Douchebag types, but they also have gonorrhea, so f*ck 'em (or don't in this case).

You'd probably fare better with the angry fat friend of the hotter chick, as not only would you be figuratively throwing yourself on a 200 pound cockblock grenade, but you'd also likely score some ass, as unattractive women will often try to overcompensate in bed (sounds misogynistic, but it's mere statistics in this case).

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 07:41 PM
MTG, I think you have crossed over to the creepy obsessive guy.

LMAO

Bill S Preston
01-25-2008, 07:42 PM
All right, the pictures of kids is just a little creepy guys.

Pestilence
01-25-2008, 07:43 PM
All right, the pictures of kids is just a little creepy guys.


Are you Mr. Tynes.....her father?

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-25-2008, 07:45 PM
All right, the pictures of kids is just a little creepy guys.

You mess with a bull...you get the Tynes.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 07:46 PM
All right, the pictures of kids is just a little creepy guys.

Fine. Heres Kirstie's great-grandma Lottie.

http://www.genealogy.com/users/m/o/o/Shirley-Lynn-Moore/PHOTO/0003photo.jpg

kstater
01-25-2008, 07:47 PM
LMAO

Wasn't joking.
Jabbing at some internet skank and her pushy mother is one thing, but pulling kid's into it just messed up.

stonedstooge
01-25-2008, 07:47 PM
Mr. "Bob Dole you'll have to be more specific. where is tinypic.com. Do I right right click on the picture. O.k. the picture is on my screen. then what specifically. Thanks

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 07:48 PM
Wasn't joking.
Jabbing at some internet skank and her pushy mother is one thing, but pulling kid's into it just messed up.

Im not making fun of the kids. Just trying to get to know Kirstie on a more personal level. You're bringing down the thread man.

kstater
01-25-2008, 07:49 PM
Mr. "Bob Dole you'll have to be more specific. where is tinypic.com. Do I right right click on the picture. O.k. the picture is on my screen. then what specifically. Thanks

What's the URL of the pic you're trying to post.

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 07:49 PM
Mr. "Bob Dole you'll have to be more specific. where is tinypic.com. Do I right right click on the picture. O.k. the picture is on my screen. then what specifically. Thanks

Okay. First get yourself a computer. We'll wait.

Ari Chi3fs
01-25-2008, 07:50 PM
Is there an address where I might send an autograph request? heh.

stonedstooge
01-25-2008, 07:51 PM
I don't know what URL is

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 07:51 PM
Mr. "Bob Dole you'll have to be more specific. where is tinypic.com.

Enter tinypic.com in your browser.

Hit enter.

Click the browse button.

Navigate to the picture on your hard drive.

Click Open.

Click Upload now.

When the image is finished uploading select the text under "IMG Code for Forums & Message Boards."

Copy that text.

Paste it on Chiefsplanet.com.

kstater
01-25-2008, 07:51 PM
I don't know what URL is

OK then, what's the website you're looking at.

Skip Towne
01-25-2008, 07:53 PM
Fine. Heres Kirstie's great-grandma Lottie.

http://www.genealogy.com/users/m/o/o/Shirley-Lynn-Moore/PHOTO/0003photo.jpg
She's hot.

Donger
01-25-2008, 07:53 PM
Okay, too creepy for me...

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 07:54 PM
Are you Mr. Tynes.....her father?

"No, I am."

http://www.genealogy.com/users/m/o/o/Shirley-Lynn-Moore/PHOTO/0016photo.jpg

rad
01-25-2008, 07:56 PM
Mr. "Bob Dole you'll have to be more specific. where is tinypic.com. Do I right right click on the picture. O.k. the picture is on my screen. then what specifically. Thanks

Type any character into the box at the bottom of this page. An A or a period, whatever. Then click "go advanced". Then click "manage attachments", Then Browse. Double click a picture in Your Pictures, Then Add This Attachment, then Done. Then Submit.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 07:56 PM
Okay, too creepy for me...

Okay fine, I'll lose the brothers and sisters. You guys are no fun.

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 07:58 PM
Okay fine, I'll lose the brothers and sisters. You guys are no fun.

See if you can find a recent pic of Becca. I bet she's a real fox now.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 08:00 PM
See if you can find a recent pic of Becca. I bet she's a real fox now.

Dude...she's only 16.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 08:01 PM
Megan would be 18 now though... :D

Count Zarth
01-25-2008, 08:02 PM
Dude...she's only 16.

That's legal in the UK.

Priest4Prez
01-25-2008, 08:02 PM
Dude...she's only 16.
really?

KcMizzou
01-25-2008, 08:02 PM
What the hell? Are we stalking former Chiefs player's families?

stonedstooge
01-25-2008, 08:03 PM
Go to Zhao Cattery on Goggle plus or whatever the other goggle is called. I think I found mama. Someone else post it. I'm getting tired of messing with it.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 08:03 PM
What the hell? Are we stalking former Chiefs player's families?
They're not related.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 08:05 PM
Go to Zhao Cattery on Goggle plus or whatever the other goggle is called. I think I found mama. Someone else post it. I'm getting tired of messing with it.

Link?

Archie F. Swin
01-25-2008, 08:13 PM
Mrs. Tynes needs some KC Strip

stonedstooge
01-25-2008, 08:18 PM
they have no email address at the site.L

stonedstooge
01-25-2008, 08:20 PM
.

stonedstooge
01-25-2008, 08:21 PM
Isn't that the one of the chicks in the pictures of the three laying together. If so that is momma who was harrassing us this afternoon.

stonedstooge
01-25-2008, 08:25 PM
See posts # 181 or 184. If its her, she sells pussies for a living.

kstater
01-25-2008, 08:30 PM
Anyway to delete the last 50 or so posts, lock it up and send it to the HOC? Otherwise this thread has lost it's burst.

Archie F. Swin
01-25-2008, 08:33 PM
Anyway to delete the last 50 or so posts, lock it up and send it to the HOC? Otherwise this thread has lost it's burst.
the snap was high

Thig Lyfe
01-25-2008, 08:54 PM
In a way I feel responsible for all this because I'm the one who first posted a picture of Kirstie in the Lawrence Tynes Google Image Search thread.

Lest we forget, her response:

not sure what this thread is about but i appreciate the compliment :D

kirstie



http://www.myspace.com/thisgirlishere

I've been a spectator since then... and fellas, it's been a sight to see.

Phobia
01-25-2008, 08:54 PM
I don't know what URL is
Welcome back, Tommiekat. I knew it was you all along.

alanm
01-25-2008, 09:08 PM
Damn, I lay down and take a nap and this is what I wake up to? I always miss the good stuff.
Yeah, I was gone all day too. The good shit always happens when I'm not paying attention. :cuss:

alanm
01-25-2008, 09:26 PM
there is no being nice to anyone on here. maybe you are all such asses because you are on a site showing support for a team that sucks a**. or maybe it's because you are going through that middle aged male syndrome. whatever the case....i'm bored with it.

have a nice time.
OK, Now you went and did it. LMAO

kirstie
01-25-2008, 09:50 PM
.


This is not my mother.

Nite guys.

Phobia
01-25-2008, 09:52 PM
This is not my mother.

Nite guys.

I missed you. Call me. Do you have facebook? I won't be a dick like these guys.

Pestilence
01-25-2008, 09:56 PM
This is not my mother.

Nite guys.

Mr. FlopNuts has big hands. I have smaller hands....so it won't stretch your ass so much. Send me a PM.....we'll talk about it.

Bob Dole
01-25-2008, 10:07 PM
This is not my mother.

Nite guys.

Why is Trev pretending to be your mother?

go bowe
01-25-2008, 10:10 PM
There's a lurid and tragic stalker story just waiting to happen here.lurid?

sounds like fun...

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-25-2008, 10:14 PM
This is not my mother.

Nite guys.

Please explain to me why you're f*cking a guy who looks like he should be wearing a jump suit and swapping out urinal cakes.

Iowanian
01-25-2008, 10:19 PM
The kid pics are over the top.

All I can say is Thank God there was a Scientologiest driving buy this trainwreck who KNEW HE!!! was the only one that could help it now.

http://www.geocities.com/prettyinpunk8302/cruiseoprah.jpg

Phobia
01-25-2008, 10:22 PM
Why is Trev pretending to be your mother?
Seriously? Unbelievable. I guess he's pretty insecure.

Phobia
01-25-2008, 10:23 PM
The kid pics are over the top.

True. That made me pretty uncomfortable. Have fun but keep it somewhere within shouting distance of tasteful.

go bowe
01-25-2008, 10:31 PM
There's a lurid and tragic stalker story just waiting to happen here.lurid?

sounds like fun...

DaFace
01-25-2008, 10:41 PM
Yikes...I was all aboard with posting pics of those who show their heads around here (Kirstie and mom), but digging out the rest of the family is a bit much IMO.

Phobia
01-25-2008, 10:53 PM
Yikes...I was all aboard with posting pics of those who show their heads around here (Kirstie and mom), but digging out the rest of the family is a bit much IMO.
Yup. QFT

Extra Point
01-25-2008, 10:53 PM
Leave Kirstie alone!

Demonpenz
01-25-2008, 10:56 PM
that is really her family that is too far. jeez i am deleted my comment

Ultra Peanut
01-25-2008, 11:00 PM
Please explain to me why you're f*cking a guy who looks like he should be wearing a jump suit and swapping out urinal cakes.srsly kirstie you're above that.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 11:22 PM
This is not my mother.

Nite guys.
Good grief. You two just can't get enough?

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 11:24 PM
Yikes...I was all aboard with posting pics of those who show their heads around here (Kirstie and mom), but digging out the rest of the family is a bit much IMO.
My bad. I should have known better than to post that link.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 11:26 PM
Leave Kirstie alone!
LMAO

BigRedChief
01-25-2008, 11:46 PM
Fine. Heres Kirstie's great-grandma Lottie.

http://www.genealogy.com/users/m/o/o/Shirley-Lynn-Moore/PHOTO/0003photo.jpg
Grandpa Scotty oggling some really bad implants. Must be why Kristie doesn't want to upgrade?
http://enterthelaughter.com/images/old-breast-implants.jpg

BigRedChief
01-25-2008, 11:48 PM
The kid pics are over the top.

Yep, crossed the line and should be removed by the poster.

Ari Chi3fs
01-26-2008, 12:38 AM
Damnit TREV!!!

Ebolapox
01-26-2008, 12:39 AM
If she actually got her lawyer on here to threaten us this would without a doubt be the greatest thread in the history of the intraweb.

god, it would ROCK if her lawyer was 'american hero' from <a href="http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=53132">this</a> thread.

88TG88
01-26-2008, 12:50 AM
This is not my mother.

Nite guys.
<3

KcMizzou
01-26-2008, 12:55 AM
<3LMAO

KcMizzou
01-26-2008, 12:56 AM
god, it would ROCK if her lawyer was 'american hero' from <a href="http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=53132">this</a> thread.Intarweb nirvana.

C'mon. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!

Mr. Flopnuts
01-26-2008, 01:00 AM
BEEN STANDIN AROUND SUCKIN ON MY BIG OLE' CHILI DOG

Ebolapox
01-26-2008, 01:02 AM
Intarweb nirvana.

C'mon. Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!

heh, I imagine that if her lawyer WAS americanhero, she'd be f*cked.

here's his most recent pic (in his office) after filling out his law blog.

<img src="http://www.siyumhaseinfeld.com/images/chars/jackie.jpg">

Ebolapox
01-26-2008, 01:03 AM
'this thread is classless, deranged, and uncalled for! oh, wait, chiefsplanet? oh HELL no, we ain't suing!'

Ebolapox
01-26-2008, 01:04 AM
god, I really miss a plain ol' fashioned pile-on. next, we need kirstie's 'mom' to post a 'I'm gonna come back in an hour, and then the sh*t will REALLY hit the fan' thread.

Count Zarth
01-26-2008, 01:05 AM
I'm posting these again because I'm a total attention whore.

http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5626/beanscopyvj5st6.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/6730/tynesrw0bt0.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Ebolapox
01-26-2008, 01:07 AM
the beans pic is really to notch. the delt/tynes one, not so great.

ClevelandBronco
01-26-2008, 01:11 AM
It's already a thread about an attention whore, numbnuts. Of course you get a pass.

MTG#10
01-26-2008, 06:37 AM
Yep, crossed the line and should be removed by the poster.
I deleted the pics hours before you posted this. The brothers and sisters in the pictures are all adults now anyway. They were pictures from the early 90's. :harumph:

kirstie
01-26-2008, 06:49 AM
Im sorry, I would normally be against this sort of thing but since you threaten me I cant resist.


I understand that you are getting some sort of sick pleasure from placing photoshopped images of me on here and making all sorts of rude comments about my choices etc...if that is how you get your kicks that is fine by me..BUT

I feel that posting pictures of my daughter and other innocent members of my family is crossing the line and would really appreciate it if the posters could show a little class and remove those photos.
Thank you.

And FYI...Rebecca is only 15...leave that alone...








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kirstie
01-26-2008, 06:52 AM
I deleted the pics hours before you posted this. The brothers and sisters in the pictures are all adults now anyway. They were pictures from the early 90's. :harumph:

Actually, I am still seeing pictures of my daughter on here. Not sure of the others I didn't look at everything.

Phobia
01-26-2008, 07:00 AM
Actually, I am still seeing pictures of my daughter on here. Not sure of the others I didn't look at everything.
Honestly, the picture of your daughter was posted in good taste. No remarks were made other than "cute kid". If you don't want pictures of your kid on the internet - uh - don't post pictures of your kid on the internet. Pictures don't upload themselves.

I think you're a beautiful young woman but you're just a tad thick-headed. I'm sure you already know that. Best of luck on your modeling career and everything else.

Is Trevor really posing as your mother? There's something wrong with that boy.

Iowanian
01-26-2008, 07:02 AM
god, it would ROCK if her lawyer was 'american hero' from <a href="http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=53132">this</a> thread.

UNPOSSIBLE! INCONCEIVEABLE!

As you can see in your program in post 373, I have called dibs on American Hero if its time to Lawyer up. After all, if anyone knows about savage internet beatings from threats of attorneys, its that guy.


I'm going to tell American Hero and get his lawfirm on the job!
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kirstie
01-26-2008, 07:07 AM
Honestly, the picture of your daughter was posted in good taste. No remarks were made other than "cute kid". If you don't want pictures of your kid on the internet - uh - don't post pictures of your kid on the internet. Pictures don't upload themselves.

I think you're a beautiful young woman but you're just a tad thick-headed. I'm sure you already know that. Best of luck on your modeling career and everything else.

Is Trevor really posing as your mother? There's something wrong with that boy.

Those pictures were posted on my myspace for family and close friends. I didn't realize at the time that anyone but friends and family could even see my profile. That has been fixed now. As for Trevor, no, he knows nothing about this thread. That was really my mother, which is how I found out about all of this nonsense. I was stating that it wasn't my mother in the picture someone posted.

You guys have a great day.

Count Zarth
01-26-2008, 07:10 AM
You guys have a great day.

Eat shit, kirstie.

Phobia
01-26-2008, 07:14 AM
Eat shit, kirstie.

Grow up retard.

unothadeal
01-26-2008, 07:28 AM
GOATSE is just jealous HE'S not dating Trevor.

Skip Towne
01-26-2008, 07:36 AM
GOATSE is just jealous HE'S not dating Trevor.
He's just jealous this thread isn't about him.

Phobia
01-26-2008, 07:41 AM
He'd crap his pants if Kirstie uttered one word to him. Then he'd drive around the block and have a family member hold his tongue while he flopped around on the floor.

Count Zarth
01-26-2008, 07:56 AM
GOATSE is just jealous HE'S not dating Trevor.

Trevor is a fine piece of ass.

stonedstooge
01-26-2008, 08:07 AM
I spent two hours looking for pictures and got a rise out of the girl herself so I guess it was worth it. Was worth the time. False picture draws her out. By the way Kirstie I think you are a beautiful girl and have a very cute daughter.

Demonpenz
01-26-2008, 10:41 AM
the kid pics on myspace even when private are easily hacked. if you want to share pictures with your family I would at least do some research on what you are doing instead of click "I agree" on everything.