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TinyEvel
01-20-2008, 11:49 PM
Remember these threads from the week we released him? (click on ALL pics!)

Check this shiznit out from the hall of classics....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=163428&page=8&pp=15

TinyEvel
01-20-2008, 11:51 PM
the one that (kinda) started it all...

Mr. Flopnuts
01-21-2008, 12:10 AM
That was a really good thread. If you haven't read it, do it. You won't regret it, unless you pee your pants.

SPchief
01-21-2008, 12:11 AM
Classic thread.

Baconeater
01-21-2008, 12:13 AM
You'll be hearing from her lawyer soon.

bowener
01-21-2008, 12:14 AM
I pissed myself laughing... i love the animated pic with the head popping up between her thighs!

SPchief
01-21-2008, 12:25 AM
the one that (kinda) started it all...


I saved it this time. Just in case you get scared by her lawyer talk again.

Baconeater
01-21-2008, 12:34 AM
Hehe, that thread comes up as result #7 in a google search for Kirstie Tynes.

Mr. Flopnuts
01-21-2008, 12:41 AM
Hehe, that thread comes up as result #7 in a google search for Kirstie Tynes.





I'm gonna have to ask you to put your hands behind your back.

jAZ
01-21-2008, 12:56 AM
Can I repeat myself here.

The Talking Can kicks ass.

That is all.

ChiefsFootball
01-21-2008, 01:26 AM
Can I repeat myself here.

The Talking Can kicks ass.

That is all.


WTF is up with your frick'n signature? This is a Chiefs Football board, why am I looking at campaign adds? Are they paying you to have that as your signature?

Simplex3
01-21-2008, 06:54 AM
WTF is up with your frick'n signature? This is a Chiefs Football board, why am I looking at campaign adds? Are they paying you to have that as your signature?
jIZ is a cum-dumpster for all things liberal. If it helps it's rare that he climbs out of the DC cesspool and posts over here.

Simplex3
01-21-2008, 07:10 AM
You know, in the original thread she mentioned that she now had a kid and regrets some of those pics. Reminds me of the bimbo that was on the cover of one of the first Girls Gone Wild videos who now has two kids and says she can't walk down the street without jackasses coming up to her and asking if she's that girl from the porn.

Note to any young girls that may be on the board (?):

Don't pose naked or half naked unless you want your parents/future kids to see you all slutted up. Your past never goes away.

the Talking Can
01-21-2008, 07:15 AM
"I just posted the photo on a message board for NASCAR enthusiasts...they photoshopped your teeth out...."


Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the borscht.

the Talking Can
01-21-2008, 07:19 AM
wow, how did I miss that attachment by ultra peanut?

tops, just tops

Iowanian
01-21-2008, 07:37 AM
I should have created the hbdoltgirl cervical bearing poem for that broad, to compliment the DP and rusty trombone tTC, peanut and tiny/gochiefs had on that gal.

If she'd have stuck around 10 more minutes, someone would have gone for the fatality and took a dump on her.


poOwnage.

Tribal Warfare
01-25-2008, 07:06 AM
I can't believe the lack of maturity here. And you are grown men? This girl is a class act. One of the best people I know. She in no way deserves any of this and now....after she obviously dropped the whole thing and chose to ignore it...you bring it up again and post the link to her PERSONAL myspace account on here?

pure trash!!

If she DOESN'T get her attorney involved...she SHOULD!!!!



AND it begins!!!!!

Rausch
01-25-2008, 07:35 AM
"I just posted the photo on a message board for NASCAR enthusiasts...they photoshopped your teeth out...."


Thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the borscht.

:LOL:

Top notch...

banyon
01-25-2008, 07:37 AM
I can't believe the lack of maturity here. And you are grown men? This girl is a class act. One of the best people I know. She in no way deserves any of this and now....after she obviously dropped the whole thing and chose to ignore it...you bring it up again and post the link to her PERSONAL myspace account on here?

pure trash!!

If she DOESN'T get her attorney involved...she SHOULD!!!!

Not. A. Real. Person.

lindavinson
01-25-2008, 07:40 AM
Not. A. Real. Person.

real person? YES...i'm her MOTHER...and i am on the phone with her now trying to convince her to go ahead with a law suit against this site and the people involved. fortunate for you she doesn't seem to have the temper that i do.

noa
01-25-2008, 07:41 AM
real person? YES...i'm her MOTHER...and i am on the phone with her now trying to convince her to go ahead with a law suit against this site and the people involved. fortunate for you she doesn't seem to have the temper that i do.

I'm her relative and I'm talking to her right now to tell her to stop listening to you.

ILikeBigTiddys
01-25-2008, 07:43 AM
FAKE

DaFace
01-25-2008, 07:44 AM
real person? YES...i'm her MOTHER...and i am on the phone with her now trying to convince her to go ahead with a law suit against this site and the people involved. fortunate for you she doesn't seem to have the temper that i do.

At the very most, you might be able to argue enough to get the above image removed, but that's about it. If you want to waste the money on an attorney, though, feel free.

Also, the link to her myspace page was posted months ago, and no one would have noticed if you hadn't just brought it up. For what it's worth, her myspace page isn't private, so there's nothing to be done about that.

Tribal Warfare
01-25-2008, 07:47 AM
i've contacted the site administrators. if they do nothing...i will.


LMAO

noa
01-25-2008, 07:50 AM
I'm not a lawyer, but I'll be happy to represent you in court.

Dave Lane
01-25-2008, 08:03 AM
I'm not a lawyer either but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

Dave

Stinger
01-25-2008, 08:15 AM
i've contacted the site administrators. if they do nothing...i will.

I am eagerly awaiting Bob Doles response to this. LMAO LMAO

the Talking Can
01-25-2008, 08:18 AM
i've contacted the site administrators. if they do nothing...i will.


this is the funniest post in the history of Chiefs Planet...

Phobia
01-25-2008, 08:22 AM
i've contacted the site administrators. if they do nothing...i will.
Hey, if you get in touch with them will you please ask them to call Phil? You're very kind and these guys are big jerks. There's no call for this kind of behavior. I'm ashamed and embarrassed of these idiots.

Your daughter is a very classy looking, beautiful woman. We should sue the pants off these guys and if that doesn't work maybe we'll just remove our own pants and see where it goes.

ILikeBigTiddys
01-25-2008, 08:22 AM
real person? YES...i'm her MOTHER...and i am on the phone with her now trying to convince her to go ahead with a law suit against this site and the people involved. fortunate for you she doesn't seem to have the temper that i do.


Do you have a picture of yourself?

Bwana
01-25-2008, 08:24 AM
i've contacted the site administrators. if they do nothing...i will.

Quit your yapping and go fetch Bwana a nice cold beer. :whip:

Sully
01-25-2008, 08:26 AM
Nothing but funny can come from this.

Proceed.

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-25-2008, 08:26 AM
ROFL...

Some motherf*ckers are always trying to ice skate uphill

Ultra Peanut
01-25-2008, 08:26 AM
real person? YES...i'm her MOTHER...and i am on the phone with her now trying to convince her to go ahead with a law suit against this site and the people involved. fortunate for you she doesn't seem to have the temper that i do.sup

for a good time call larry t

http://i31.tinypic.com/2e65xsx.gif

BigRedChief
01-25-2008, 08:27 AM
this is the funniest post in the history of Chiefs Planet...:LOL: yeah like in 3 months you will hear from Kyle.

Pants off party? I like that idea Mr. Phobia. Mature moms are cool.:p

BigRedChief
01-25-2008, 08:30 AM
Nothing but funny can come from this.

Proceed.
I don't know post #38 was pretty funny.:thumb:

Sully
01-25-2008, 08:31 AM
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.

HonestChieffan
01-25-2008, 08:31 AM
Fax, please stop saying you are the girls mom.

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-25-2008, 08:32 AM
Would you ask your daughter if she would be in the mood for an Alligator F*ckhouse? That's how I (death)roll.

BigRedChief
01-25-2008, 08:33 AM
Quit your yapping and go fetch Bwana a nice cold beer. :whip:
See you pissed her off and now she took down her myspace webpage.

'Hamas' Jenkins
01-25-2008, 08:34 AM
This reminds me of another site I once saw:

2 Tynes, 1 Cup.

Pennywise
01-25-2008, 08:38 AM
Do you have a picture of yourself?


Hmmm.....Cougar.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 08:39 AM
I can't believe the lack of maturity here. And you are grown men? This girl is a class act. One of the best people I know. She in no way deserves any of this and now....after she obviously dropped the whole thing and chose to ignore it...you bring it up again and post the link to her PERSONAL myspace account on here?

pure trash!!

If she DOESN'T get her attorney involved...she SHOULD!!!!
Her *personal* publicly available and searchable MySpace page? Is that the one we're talking about?

Donger
01-25-2008, 08:41 AM
You know, you're all going to feel badly if this young woman ends up doing porn.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 08:43 AM
i've contacted the site administrators. if they do nothing...i will.
:doh!: Oh noes!!!!1!! Bob Dole is going to kick our asses!

Bwana
01-25-2008, 08:43 AM
You know, you're all going to feel badly if this young woman ends up doing porn.

Only it it turns out that "she" is really a "he" and is sporting a dangler and a pair of twins. :eek:

Dave Lane
01-25-2008, 08:54 AM
Hey, if you get in touch with them will you please ask them to call Phil? You're very kind and these guys are big jerks. There's no call for this kind of behavior. I'm ashamed and embarrassed of these idiots.

Your daughter is a very classy looking, beautiful woman. We should sue the pants off these guys and if that doesn't work maybe we'll just remove our own pants and see where it goes.


ROFL

Dave

Phobia
01-25-2008, 08:55 AM
You know, you're all going to feel badly if this young woman ends up doing porn.

That's just classless and deranged. She would NOT do porn. What is wrong with you people? This is a beautiful young woman we're talking about. She's gorgeous and beautiful inside as well. Probably.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 09:01 AM
There is some evidence on teh intar-tubes of a "Linda Vinson" related to a Kirsty Tynes. It is an obituary, so you sick bastards will just have to find it yourself if you're interested.

Tribal Warfare
01-25-2008, 09:07 AM
That's just classless and deranged. She would NOT do porn. What is wrong with you people? This is a beautiful young woman we're talking about. She's gorgeous and beautiful inside as well. Probably.


another porn reference :D

Phobia
01-25-2008, 09:10 AM
another porn reference :D

You're filthy and I'm going to see to it you pay for your dirty thoughts. Our lawyer is very good at suing men for having sexual thoughts. Keep your checkbook ready, pervert.

unlurking
01-25-2008, 09:11 AM
There is some evidence on teh intar-tubes of a "Linda Vinson" related to a Kirsty Tynes. It is an obituary, so you sick bastards will just have to find it yourself if you're interested.
Ouch!

Someone's got a sick sense of humor!

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 09:15 AM
Ouch!

Someone's got a sick sense of humor!
What? There's an obit for some dude and they're both referenced as family. No joke there.

If it is who we think it is then Kirstie was a kid from a previous husband of Linda's.

Donger
01-25-2008, 09:20 AM
That's just classless and deranged. She would NOT do porn. What is wrong with you people? This is a beautiful young woman we're talking about. She's gorgeous and beautiful inside as well. Probably.

Goodness, I'm glad that I didn't say what type of porn.

rad
01-25-2008, 09:22 AM
Hehe, that thread comes up as result #7 in a google search for Kirstie Tynes.

I Googled it and #5 is THIS thread.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 09:25 AM
I Googled it and #5 is THIS thread.
LMAO ...and at this point her name is forever going to be linked to the words "lawyer" and "porn".

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 09:26 AM
Mrs. Vinson - Your daughter is so beautiful I want to see where she came from. Please post naked pictures of yourself in this this forum: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=28

Thanks for your cooperation.

Donger
01-25-2008, 09:28 AM
LMAO ...and at this point her name is forever going to be linked to the words "lawyer" and "porn".

That's horrible. Who's the vulgarian who brought up porn?

unlurking
01-25-2008, 09:28 AM
What? There's an obit for some dude and they're both referenced as family. No joke there.

If it is who we think it is then Kirstie was a kid from a previous husband of Linda's.
Ahhh. I just assumed the obit was FOR Vinson, which meant that a CPer created an alt of the dead mother for laughs. Now that I know the obit was for someone else, it just doesn't seem as humorous? Maybe I'm sick?

:D

Ari Chi3fs
01-25-2008, 09:33 AM
Kirstie Tynes, Kirstie Tynes, Kirstie Tynes,

Now this thread is #4 and #5.... both pages make the front page of Google.

Someone should have named this thread, Kirstie Tynes, Kirstie Tynes, Kirstie Tynes,

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 09:34 AM
Kirstie Tynes...
You're f**king up the keyword density dude.

unlurking
01-25-2008, 09:37 AM
You're f**king up the keyword density dude.
porn porn porn porn
boobies boobies boobies
sex sex sex

unlurking
01-25-2008, 09:43 AM
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6538/ad17dt.gif (http://www.cafepress.com/kirstietynes)

Man, this girl is a bit high on herself isn't she?

Tribal Warfare
01-25-2008, 09:43 AM
Kirstie Tynes, Kirstie Tynes, Kirstie Tynes,

Now this thread is #4 and #5.... both pages make the front page of Google.

Someone should have named this thread, Kirstie Tynes, Kirstie Tynes, Kirstie Tynes,


http://www.google.com/search?q=Kirstie+Tynes&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a


yep

unlurking
01-25-2008, 09:45 AM
http://www.google.com/search?q=Kirstie+Tynes&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a


yep
Change the default view to 50 or 100 posts per page, and I'm sure these threads hit #1 and #2 pretty quickly!

Donger
01-25-2008, 09:47 AM
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6538/ad17dt.gif (http://www.cafepress.com/kirstietynes)

Man, this girl is a bit high on herself isn't she?

Wow.

DaFace
01-25-2008, 09:47 AM
For what it's worth, there's a Linda on Kirstie's myspace page who signs her posts as "mom," so she's probably legit.

What I want to know is what this family's obsession is with googling themselves.

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 09:49 AM
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6538/ad17dt.gif (http://www.cafepress.com/kirstietynes)

Man, this girl is a bit high on herself isn't she?

There's a lurid and tragic stalker story just waiting to happen here.

Phobia
01-25-2008, 09:49 AM
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6538/ad17dt.gif (http://www.cafepress.com/kirstietynes)

Man, this girl is a bit high on herself isn't she?

Her box looks great. I'd like to have it.

Donger
01-25-2008, 09:50 AM
Her box looks great. I'd like to have it.

I want to buy 86,400 Kirstie Clocks. How does one make a purchase of Kirstie merchandise?

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 09:53 AM
I want to buy 86,400 Kirstie Clocks. How does one make a purchase of Kirstie merchandise?

The small hand is on the 2 and the big hand is on the...

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 09:53 AM
Kirstie's boyfriend "Trev" looks like a total douche. I cant believe she's ****ing him when she could have me.

http://a194.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/58/l_4d33040dd825dfc681dcab9b0e8113a1.jpg

unlurking
01-25-2008, 09:55 AM
I want to buy 86,400 Kirstie Clocks. How does one make a purchase of Kirstie merchandise?
hahaha

Click the image!!

Or maybe email her directly:
kirstie_tynes@yahoo.com


Or check her "official" (not just a fan based my space page) site:
http://www.geocities.com/kirstie_tynes/




Man, she's cute, but why the hell would anyone buy that crap?

Baconeater
01-25-2008, 10:03 AM
Kirstie's boyfriend "Trev" looks like a total douche. I cant believe she's ****ing him when she could have me.
Someone needs to submit that one to hotchickswithdouchebags.com.

Donger
01-25-2008, 10:05 AM
hahaha

Click the image!!

Or maybe email her directly:
kirstie_tynes@yahoo.com


Or check her "official" (not just a fan based my space page) site:
http://www.geocities.com/kirstie_tynes/




Man, she's cute, but why the hell would anyone buy that crap?

$12.99 for a Kirstie Clock? Darn. I would have gladly paid $0.01 each, but that's a little pricey.

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 10:05 AM
Kirstie's boyfriend "Trev" looks like a total douche. I cant believe she's ****ing him when she could have me.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v121/chaotic646/l_4d33040dd825dfc681dcab9b0e8113a1.jpg

How long before we get threatened by his mother?

ILikeBigTiddys
01-25-2008, 10:07 AM
She's probably a Swamp Donkey without all that makeup on.

Kirstie Tynes
Sex
Boobs
Tits
Porn
Vagina
Gash
Small Tiddys
Anal

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 10:08 AM
How long before we get threatened by his mother?
He looks old enough to be her dad...wait a minute...

unlurking
01-25-2008, 10:08 AM
Wow, she posts pictures and videos of herself, and has the balls to bitch when people see her them?!

http://www.vmix.com/video/587616/

unlurking
01-25-2008, 10:16 AM
$12.99 for a Kirstie Clock? Darn. I would have gladly paid $0.01 each, but that's a little pricey.
Here, maybe these are more in your price range?

http://orders4kirstie.vstore.ca/

Joe Seahawk
01-25-2008, 10:16 AM
Linda is a MILF!

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 10:17 AM
Linda is a MILF!
Yes she is. Kirstie is too. I wonder what the chances are of getting Kirstie and Linda in a 3-way while Trev videotapes?

BigRedChief
01-25-2008, 10:23 AM
Man, she's cute, but why the hell would anyone buy that crap?
But she has no boobage.:spock:

chasedude
01-25-2008, 10:25 AM
Yes she is. Kirstie is too. I wonder what the chances are of getting Kirstie and Linda in a 3-way while Trev videotapes?

Someone should put in a request on her myspace page.

TrebMaxx
01-25-2008, 10:25 AM
I have inspected the photo's posted here. Ms. Tynes is not a bad looking girl and all but not much of a rack. With that said, I think that if any legal action is taken it could only occur in small claims court.

BigRedChief
01-25-2008, 10:32 AM
Wow, she posts pictures and videos of herself, and has the balls to bitch when people see her them?!

http://www.vmix.com/video/587616/

deleted because of lawyer threats. I thought the internet was free?

ILikeBigTiddys
01-25-2008, 10:41 AM
The best one?
http://img.vmix.com/b64man.jpg?u=aHR0cDovL2ltYWdlLnZtaXhjb3JlLmNvbS8xMS80NC8xLzI4ODUxNTUvMTAwLzExLzI4Lzg5ZGY5MzY0MTg3NjY wMzRmYmNiMTBiYjJmZDkwOTZhLmpwZw==&x=400&y=300&fill=000000000


Nope. This one. Swamp Donk for industry standards, i think.

http://www.vmix.com/member/134322/photos/?cmd=view&photoid=1087518&pg=2 :spock:

unlurking
01-25-2008, 10:45 AM
hahaha

No, thanks, here there be pirates!

Arrrggghhh!

ILikeBigTiddys
01-25-2008, 10:46 AM
her "personal" myspace is NOT searchable. she did not use her real name for that account. therefore...someone on here knows her and i will find out who it is. and as for stealing her personal snapshots and posting them here...that is going to damn far. if even ONE picture of my granddaughter ends up here...i can PROMISE you will end up in court!!


Lady, you dont post stuff on myspace that you dont want the rest of the world to know about. Its not private. If its on the interweb, then its there for everyone. Ya heard. :dom:

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 10:47 AM
if even ONE picture of my granddaughter ends up here...i can PROMISE you will end up in court!!



You know, we're some sicks ****s but I dont think anyone here is that cruel. Making fun of children is crossing the line with me. I must say, you do make it quite tempting by threatening me though.

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 10:47 AM
her "personal" myspace is NOT searchable. she did not use her real name for that account. therefore...someone on here knows her and i will find out who it is. and as for stealing her personal snapshots and posting them here...that is going to damn far. if even ONE picture of my granddaughter ends up here...i can PROMISE you will end up in court!!

I am Sparticus.

Ari Chi3fs
01-25-2008, 10:47 AM
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/6538/ad17dt.gif (http://www.cafepress.com/kirstietynes)

Man, this girl is a bit high on herself isn't she?


I really want one of those 2006 Kirstie Tynes Calendars.

unlurking
01-25-2008, 10:48 AM
her "personal" myspace is NOT searchable. she did not use her real name for that account. therefore...someone on here knows her and i will find out who it is. and as for stealing her personal snapshots and posting them here...that is going to damn far. if even ONE picture of my granddaughter ends up here...i can PROMISE you will end up in court!!
hahaha

I have never seen someone so ****ing horny for the camera be so pissy about there picture being viewed. If you don't want people to see them, DON'T POST ON THE F&CKING INTERNET YOU STUPID ATTENTION WHORE.

Ari Chi3fs
01-25-2008, 10:49 AM
her "personal" myspace is NOT searchable. she did not use her real name for that account. therefore...someone on here knows her and i will find out who it is. and as for stealing her personal snapshots and posting them here...that is going to damn far. if even ONE picture of my granddaughter ends up here...i can PROMISE you will end up in court!!


Hi Kirstie Tynes Mom. Could you hook me up with one of those SWEEEET 2006 Kirstie Tynes Calendars?

unlurking
01-25-2008, 10:50 AM
Hi Kirstie Tynes Mom. Could you hook me up with one of those SWEEEET 2006 Kirstie Tynes Calendars?
ROFL

Make sure you get it autographed!

Donger
01-25-2008, 10:51 AM
her "personal" myspace is NOT searchable. she did not use her real name for that account. therefore...someone on here knows her and i will find out who it is. and as for stealing her personal snapshots and posting them here...that is going to damn far. if even ONE picture of my granddaughter ends up here...i can PROMISE you will end up in court!!

Out of curiosity, what do you think the charge(s) would be?

Simply Red
01-25-2008, 10:51 AM
her "personal" myspace is NOT searchable. she did not use her real name for that account. therefore...someone on here knows her and i will find out who it is. and as for stealing her personal snapshots and posting them here...that is going to damn far. if even ONE picture of my granddaughter ends up here...i can PROMISE you will end up in court!!
.

lindavinson
01-25-2008, 10:51 AM
again...this is not kirstie...this is her mother. and there is not a problem with her photos being VIEWED. there is a problem with her pictures being STOLEN and EDITED in a derogatory way!



hahaha

I have never seen someone so ****ing horny for the camera be so pissy about there picture being viewed. If you don't want people to see them, DON'T POST ON THE F&CKING INTERNET YOU STUPID ATTENTION WHORE.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 10:51 AM
I really want one of those 2006 Kirstie Tynes Calendars.
I dont know, I may have to get me one of these.

http://images.cafepress.com/product/48861071v12_240x240_Front.jpg

Donger
01-25-2008, 10:53 AM
You know, I'm of the opinion that Kirstie's mom is the one behind of all the merchandise and all the pictures. Kirstie actually looks quite sad in some of pictures and videos?

I don't think Kirstie wants any of this.

Simply Red
01-25-2008, 10:53 AM
two in the entertainer, one in the panty-stainer.

Donger
01-25-2008, 10:54 AM
again...this is not kirstie...this is her mother. and there is not a problem with her photos being VIEWED. there is a problem with her pictures being STOLEN and EDITED in a derogatory way!

You just wrote that she is your granddaughter.

Ari Chi3fs
01-25-2008, 10:55 AM
again...this is not kirstie...this is her mother. and there is not a problem with her photos being VIEWED. there is a problem with her pictures being STOLEN and EDITED in a derogatory way!

Get a sense of humor... you post something online... us photoshoppers may see fit to make a joke or two. And, there isn't a damn thing you can do about. Now, when you bitch and complain like this, on a forum like this... you really make things worse for yourself.

Do you think scolding us will makes us want to stop, or does it add fuel to the fire?

I may have to add your daughters face to a 2 girls 1 cup video now.

Saggysack
01-25-2008, 10:56 AM
No problem Mrs. Vinson. I will personally take down the threads. May I wish you a wonderful day and thank you for stopping by ChiefsPlanet.

lindavinson
01-25-2008, 10:56 AM
According to my attorney there are several we could push.
Harassment
Slander
Defamation of Character (somewhat the same as slander but a little different) and
Copyright Infringement (which the photographers involved could also file suit on)
:D



Out of curiosity, what do you think the charge(s) would be?

Simply Red
01-25-2008, 10:59 AM
I think I just came.

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 11:00 AM
You just wrote that she is your granddaughter.

I think that in that post Ms. Vinson was talking about a minor daughter that Kirstie has birthed.

I agree that the child is out of bounds.

Direckshun
01-25-2008, 11:01 AM
I bet Trev is eating lunch right now. His fat face sucking in bologna and cheese, smiling, proud to himself that he's dating a clock model. Staring at a white wall in the conference room, lost in his thoughts.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 11:01 AM
if even ONE picture of my granddaughter ends up here...i can PROMISE you will end up in court!!



According to my attorney there are several we could push.
Harassment
Slander
Defamation of Character (somewhat the same as slander but a little different) and
Copyright Infringement (which the photographers involved could also file suit on)
:D






Im sorry, I would normally be against this sort of thing but since you threaten me I cant resist.








3...























2...




















1...
























EMMA!!!




http://a480.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/26/l_a8dc0a17e093a87a5c62336efbeb567f.jpg

Direckshun
01-25-2008, 11:02 AM
I agree that the child is out of bounds.
I don't know, dude, the goalposts keep moving on this one. :D

Ari Chi3fs
01-25-2008, 11:02 AM
I wonder if Flavor Flav would be interested in one of those sweet clocks.

lindavinson
01-25-2008, 11:02 AM
no...i noticed pictures being stolen from her personal myspace and posted here. i said i didn not want pictures of my granddaughter posted anywhere. i am kirstie's mother...she has a daughter.



You just wrote that she is your granddaughter.

Direckshun
01-25-2008, 11:02 AM
Cute kid, though.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 11:04 AM
Cute kid, though.
Yes she is cute. Not as cute as my daughter though. :D

Donger
01-25-2008, 11:05 AM
no...i noticed pictures being stolen from her personal myspace and posted here. i said i didn not want pictures of my granddaughter posted anywhere. i am kirstie's mother...she has a daughter.

Ah, I see.

Did you push Kirstie into "modeling"?

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 11:05 AM
The fecal matter just hit the rotational air-moving device.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 11:05 AM
THAT was the LAST straw...you inhumane BASTARD!!
I'm done here. But I've saved it all and you haven't heard the last of it!!

Just curious, how are you going to find me? Im using my laptop connected on a free wifi network.

Direckshun
01-25-2008, 11:07 AM
THAT was the LAST straw...you inhumane BASTARD!!
I'm done here. But I've saved it all and you haven't heard the last of it!!
http://i.treehugger.com/files/th_images/Finch_mad_as_hell.jpg

Adept Havelock
01-25-2008, 11:08 AM
:LOL:

Yeah, Old Howard Beale would be proud of her meltdown!

THAT was the LAST straw...you inhumane BASTARD!!
I'm done here. But I've saved it all and you haven't heard the last of it!!

.

MTG#10
01-25-2008, 11:10 AM
I think this thread is now even funnier than the original. LMAO

Simply Red
01-25-2008, 11:11 AM
totally bogus. Not buying any of this.

DaFace
01-25-2008, 11:11 AM
According to my attorney there are several we could push.
Harassment
Slander
Defamation of Character (somewhat the same as slander but a little different) and
Copyright Infringement (which the photographers involved could also file suit on)
:D

None of those have a prayer except the last one.

Harassment - You don't have to be here. If people were posting things on her myspace account, that'd be one thing, but under the circumstances...
Slander - Where have any derogatory statements been made here? If anything, comments have been that she's a generally beautiful girl.
Defamation of Character - Ditto.
Copyright Infringement - Technically, you may have something there. However, given how often stuff like this occurs on the internet, you'd be hard-pressed to get anyone to actually do anything more than say "take it down."

DaFace
01-25-2008, 11:15 AM
On another note, Ms. Vinson, you'll quickly find that anything you post here that comes across as "bitchy" is only going to fuel the fire. If you truly want to see this thread buried into oblivion, I'd recommend taking it with a grain of salt, laughing about it, and moving on.

Donger
01-25-2008, 11:16 AM
totally bogus. Not buying any of this.

Shut the h@ll up! That's a quality f*cking clock, and you'd be lucky to have one.

Ari Chi3fs
01-25-2008, 11:19 AM
Lets give it some diggs people.

http://digg.com/celebrity/Bikini_Model_s_Mom_Threatens_to_Sue_over_a_Funny_Photoshop

Simply Red
01-25-2008, 11:20 AM
Shut the h@ll up! That's a quality f*cking clock, and you'd be lucky to have one.
:LOL: LMAO :thumb:

Demonpenz
01-25-2008, 11:20 AM
Myspace has 5 million people on there with probably a 100,000 on there trying to look at underage and lure underage people into bad stuff. I know that poster threatening isn't real, but if it was you are worried about some sports website from kansas city more than the bible, the handbook, the end all be all for pediphiles myspace?

HonestChieffan
01-25-2008, 11:21 AM
wheres Pete from Olathe when we need him

Simply Red
01-25-2008, 11:21 AM
Lets give it some diggs people.

http://digg.com/celebrity/Bikini_Model_s_Mom_Threatens_to_Sue_over_a_Funny_Photoshop
**MONEY**

Demonpenz
01-25-2008, 11:25 AM
what the hell is going to happen when someone uploads the photo's to a server that isn't even in the united states good luck taking it down then

noa
01-25-2008, 11:29 AM
I wish my grandma knew how to use the quote and smiley functions on CP.

Mr. Plow
01-25-2008, 11:30 AM
How dare all of you!!














http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x318/cuban_3_boy/apblo.jpg

Baconeater
01-25-2008, 11:31 AM
None of those have a prayer except the last one.

Harassment - You don't have to be here. If people were posting things on her myspace account, that'd be one thing, but under the circumstances...
Slander - Where have any derogatory statements been made here? If anything, comments have been that she's a generally beautiful girl.
Defamation of Character - Ditto.
Copyright Infringement - Technically, you may have something there. However, given how often stuff like this occurs on the internet, you'd be hard-pressed to get anyone to actually do anything more than say "take it down."
Meh. I'm no lawyer, and I never played one on TV, but I don't see any evidence that the images are copyrighted to begin with, and even if they are, since no one here is profiting from the use of the images this more than likely falls under "fair use".

Section 107. Limitations on exclusive rights: Fair use
Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 106 and 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright.

I could be wrong though.

Ari Chi3fs
01-25-2008, 11:31 AM
Holy shit! Flav already has one!

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 11:36 AM
if even ONE picture of my granddaughter ends up here...i can PROMISE you will end up in court!!
End up in court for what? What's your legal claim? Don't toss idle threats around, back them up. Let's go. I'm ready and I haven't had to give my lawyer any money in a long time. I'm sure he's jonesing.

SPchief
01-25-2008, 11:38 AM
So, what did the site administrators tell you? I'd like to hear their response. LMAO

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 11:39 AM
According to my attorney there are several we could push.
Harassment
Slander
Defamation of Character (somewhat the same as slander but a little different) and
Copyright Infringement (which the photographers involved could also file suit on)
:D
Then your lawyer is even greedier than mine who says yours is full of s**t.

SPchief
01-25-2008, 11:39 AM
End up in court for what? What's your legal claim? Don't toss idle threats around, back them up. Let's go. I'm ready and I haven't had to give my lawyer any money in a long time. I'm sure he's jonesing.


LMAO

Ari Chi3fs
01-25-2008, 11:39 AM
6 diggs so far...

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 11:40 AM
I think that in that post Ms. Vinson was talking about a minor daughter that Kirstie has birthed.

I agree that the child is out of bounds.
Funny, the only two people who have even brought up the child(ren) are Kirsty and Linda.

Weird. Wonder who the attention whores are around here?

Fish
01-25-2008, 11:41 AM
Rep to the first person who finds a pic of Linda.....

Mr. Plow
01-25-2008, 11:42 AM
Just curious, how are you going to find me? Im using my laptop connected on a free wifi network.

I've forwarded her your location.......





I'm the guy sitting two tables behind you.

Wile_E_Coyote
01-25-2008, 11:42 AM
I haven't laughed this hard in years. This IS comedy gold
http://i31.tinypic.com/2e65xsx.gif

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 11:49 AM
Funny, the only two people who have even brought up the child(ren) are Kirsty and Linda.

Weird. Wonder who the attention whores are around here?

It's pretty all pretty clear now.

I hope that the attention you always craved was worth all of the damage that you inflicted on Kirstie, Ms. Vinson.

chasedude
01-25-2008, 11:51 AM
totally bogus. Not buying any of this. I second this motion. I'm calling :BS: too.


Funny thread though, helping me ease through today @ work

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 11:52 AM
So I hear there's a thread just started on the pay side of Fark thanks to the digs. This should get interesting.

Fish
01-25-2008, 11:53 AM
THAT was the LAST straw...you inhumane BASTARD!!
I'm done here. But I've saved it all and you haven't heard the last of it!!

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/2052/graciousoj3.jpg

Bowser
01-25-2008, 11:54 AM
Disappointing. This thread. Not in the least.

DaFace
01-25-2008, 11:54 AM
I second this motion. I'm calling :BS: too.


Funny thread though, helping me ease through today @ work

Kirstie's myspace page was just changed to "private" in the last hour. If Linda isn't legit, Kirstie's watching anyway.

Bwana
01-25-2008, 11:56 AM
LMAO

This is already top 10 material for the hall of classics and Iowanian hasn't even found it yet to tell her not to get her cooter in a knot.

Donger
01-25-2008, 11:56 AM
I wonder what kind of revenue is realized from Kirstie Merchandise per annum? $1 million?

Bowser
01-25-2008, 11:56 AM
Kirstie's myspace page was just changed to "private" in the last hour. If Linda isn't legit, Kirstie's watching anyway.

Are you implying that Kirstie and/or/her mom-grandma is stalking us?

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 11:57 AM
I'll let you guys know if Total Fark green-lights it.

Demonpenz
01-25-2008, 12:04 PM
what happens if we upload all the pics to pirate bay with copy of this thread. if the FBI, KGB, RIAA, can't touch them I am sure your laywer would make a dent

88TG88
01-25-2008, 12:05 PM
Meh, the first thread was funnier.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 12:06 PM
what happens if we upload all the pics to pirate bay with copy of this thread. if the FBI, KGB, RIAA, can't touch them I am sure your laywer would make a dent
Look at your avatar dips**t. Laura's going to hook up with Ledger's mom and sue you for copyright infringement.

Fruit Ninja
01-25-2008, 12:10 PM
LMAO

This is already top 10 material for the hall of classics and Iowanian hasn't even found it yet to tell her not to get her cooter in a knot.
This website needs to have a section called Hall of Fame. Where awesome threads go to retire.

Best one i ever found was on www.fohguild.org where they discovered Kate from Kates Playground has a hoof. lol

Bwana
01-25-2008, 12:12 PM
This website needs to have a section called Hall of Fame. Where awesome threads go to retire.

Best one i ever found was on www.fohguild.org (http://www.fohguild.org) where they discovered Kate from Kates Playground has a hoof. lol

Best Bud Light Voice: DUDE!

Click Link:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=32

Demonpenz
01-25-2008, 12:12 PM
I just submitted this to "IT'S YOUR CALL!" for the st joe news press. Be afraid!

SPchief
01-25-2008, 12:12 PM
This website needs to have a section called Hall of Fame. Where awesome threads go to retire.

Best one i ever found was on www.fohguild.org where they discovered Kate from Kates Playground has a hoof. lol


pssst


http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=32

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 12:12 PM
This website needs to have a section called Hall of Fame. Where awesome threads go to retire.

Best one i ever found was on www.fohguild.org where they discovered Kate from Kates Playground has a hoof. lol
Yeah. It would be cool as hell if there was a forum named "Hall of Classics" at this link:

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=32

Demonpenz
01-25-2008, 12:15 PM
Look at your avatar dips**t. Laura's going to hook up with Ledger's mom and sue you for copyright infringement.

Heath seems like a good parent compared to krusty and vineson

Rausch
01-25-2008, 12:16 PM
So, someone is angry because members of CP are linking/posting pics of people already on the ****ing internet?...

Bowser
01-25-2008, 12:19 PM
This website needs to have a section called Hall of Fame. Where awesome threads go to retire.



This is either the best sarcasm joke ever, or you're new here.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 12:19 PM
So, someone is angry because members of CP are linking/posting pics of people already on the ****ing internet?...
If these two were smart (and they may be) they'd feed the fire on this and let the google results pile up. That Cafe Press site should start to see traffic like it probably never has.

Skip Towne
01-25-2008, 12:20 PM
I am Sparticus.
Even though I can't spell it.

Donger
01-25-2008, 12:21 PM
NSFW

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/305vRNoofr8&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/305vRNoofr8&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Bowser
01-25-2008, 12:22 PM
This is a good classic -

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=124300

ENDelt really should be around for these Kirstie Tynes threads. His goofy ass would be perfect condiment for this thread right now.

Rausch
01-25-2008, 12:22 PM
If these two were smart (and they may be) they'd feed the fire on this and let the google results pile up. That Cafe Press site should start to see traffic like it probably never has.

Wouldn't it be tits if she became the new Star Wars Kid because she picked a fight with a football BB?... :D

BigRedChief
01-25-2008, 12:22 PM
I am Sparticus.
No, I'm Spartcus.

Donger
01-25-2008, 12:26 PM
NSFW

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/305vRNoofr8&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/305vRNoofr8&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Errr, wrong thread, numb nuts.

|Zach|
01-25-2008, 12:26 PM
This thread and the /b/ tards on the Chan type sites orchestrating this Scientology attack have been pretty interesting examples of the mob mentality and its possible effects.

Demonpenz
01-25-2008, 12:40 PM
This thread and the /b/ tards on the Chan type sites orchestrating this Scientology attack have been pretty interesting examples of the mob mentality and its possible effects.


I don't think some of the people here would have the balls to post/ say what they would unless someone else did it first.

Donger
01-25-2008, 12:43 PM
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tUcOaGawIW0&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tUcOaGawIW0&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

Baconeater
01-25-2008, 12:48 PM
She has an bunch of family pics on her VMIX site, but they're not labeled so I'm not sure, but I'm wondering if this is mom here:

http://tinyurl.com/2ewwob

Simply Red
01-25-2008, 12:50 PM
She has an bunch of family pics on her VMIX site, but they're not labeled so I'm not sure, but I'm wondering if this is mom here:

http://tinyurl.com/2ewwob
I wonder if that's her brother on the right. Or Mecca perhaps.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 12:53 PM
I wonder if that's her brother on the right. Or Mecca perhaps.
LMAO

Donger
01-25-2008, 12:54 PM
She has an bunch of family pics on her VMIX site, but they're not labeled so I'm not sure, but I'm wondering if this is mom here:

http://tinyurl.com/2ewwob

Why is Kirstie feeling her Mom up in this picture? That's troubling.

Tribal Warfare
01-25-2008, 12:56 PM
<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/x4-ChcL6Pzo&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/x4-ChcL6Pzo&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>


I wonder if Kristie knows Jay

SPchief
01-25-2008, 12:57 PM
Why is Kirstie feeling her Mom up in this picture? That's troubling.


SLANDER SLANDER SUE HIM SUE HIM

ILikeBigTiddys
01-25-2008, 12:58 PM
I wonder if that's her brother on the right. Or Mecca perhaps.



:LOL:

ILikeBigTiddys
01-25-2008, 01:00 PM
After looking at some more of her pics, she's really not bad for having a kid. I would take her out and maybe buy her a dinner.

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 01:01 PM
Even though I can't spell it.

Okay, so I'm freaking Spartacus, you dildo.

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 01:02 PM
After looking at some more of her pics, she's really not bad for having a kid. I would take her out and maybe buy her a dinner.

You'd better be able to swing for the Happy Meal as well.

RaiderH8r
01-25-2008, 01:03 PM
This could be the best thread on the interwebs.

RaiderH8r
01-25-2008, 01:06 PM
You'd better be able to swing for the Happy Meal as well.
A roofie and digital camera always come in handy too.

Mr. Plow
01-25-2008, 01:09 PM
Why is Kirstie feeling her Mom up in this picture? That's troubling.


People are like that in the south.....

BigRedChief
01-25-2008, 01:09 PM
A roofie and digital camera always come in handy too.
Is that some kind of threat? Wheres the lawyer threat when you need one?

Pestilence
01-25-2008, 01:13 PM
Wow......this thread is making my day at work WAY better.

Skip Towne
01-25-2008, 01:15 PM
Okay, so I'm freaking Spartacus, you dildo.
Please pay attention Donkey scum.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 01:16 PM
Is that some kind of threat? Wheres the lawyer threat when you need one?
If he's not careful I'll tell my lawyer to think about him. Somehow it always costs me when my lawyer thinks about me. Maybe it works that way, too.

:shrug:

SPchief
01-25-2008, 01:19 PM
Anybody heard from her lawyer yet?

RaiderH8r
01-25-2008, 01:22 PM
Is that some kind of threat? Wheres the lawyer threat when you need one?
On advice of counsel I choose to invoke my fifth amendment rights.

Donger
01-25-2008, 01:22 PM
Anybody heard from her lawyer yet?

No, but I would like to say the following:

I offer a complete and utter retraction of everything I said in this thread. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused Kirstie, or her family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 01:23 PM
Anybody heard from her lawyer yet?
Yeah. I took a plea and I'm going to roll on all of you.

SPchief
01-25-2008, 01:24 PM
No, but I would like to say the following:

I offer a complete and utter retraction of everything I said in this thread. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused Kirstie, or her family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.


LMAO

RaiderH8r
01-25-2008, 01:25 PM
If he's not careful I'll tell my lawyer to think about him. Somehow it always costs me when my lawyer thinks about me. Maybe it works that way, too.

:shrug:
I think lawyers do what you tell them, it just costs you a couple hudred/thousand dollars for an hour or any part thereof. Same rules govern prostitution...coincidence?

kstater
01-25-2008, 01:26 PM
Damn, I lay down and take a nap and this is what I wake up to? I always miss the good stuff.

SPchief
01-25-2008, 01:27 PM
Damn, I lay down and take a nap and this is what I wake up to? I always miss the good stuff.

Somehow I doubt this is ending very soon.

ClevelandBronco
01-25-2008, 01:27 PM
No, but I would like to say the following:

I offer a complete and utter retraction of everything I said in this thread. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused Kirstie, or her family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.

(To be read in your best John Cleese accent)

RaiderH8r
01-25-2008, 01:31 PM
No, but I would like to say the following:

I offer a complete and utter retraction of everything I said in this thread. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused Kirstie, or her family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, ****-face, dickhead, asshole.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 01:33 PM
You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, ****-face, dickhead, asshole.
Hey, let's not forget who we're bagging on in this thread. Sallies like Zach won't have their emotional needs filled if we don't continue to pile on one person.

RaiderH8r
01-25-2008, 01:35 PM
Hey, let's not forget who we're bagging on in this thread. Sallies like Zach won't have their emotional needs filled if we don't continue to pile on one person.
I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you, or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future. o:-)

SPchief
01-25-2008, 01:37 PM
Uh oh. Guys, I just got a phonecall from Ben Silverstein. Apparently he is Ms. Tynes lawyer and is threatening to sue me if I don't get everybody to stop talking about her. Apparently it's illegal to post images of Ms. Tynes on this website even though they were found on the internet. He used big words and everything, so it must be true. Please refrain from posting images such as thhttp://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=75969&stc=1 is.

lindavinson
01-25-2008, 01:38 PM
She has an bunch of family pics on her VMIX site, but they're not labeled so I'm not sure, but I'm wondering if this is mom here:

http://tinyurl.com/2ewwob

lmao...i know i said i was done here but i couldn't help myself on this one. i won't tell you which one...but one of the girls in this picture is my sister....and a district attorney

lololololol

RaiderH8r
01-25-2008, 01:39 PM
Well shit, big words. I can't compete with the intelligence of some slack jawed cock jockey that uses big words.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 01:42 PM
Oh noes!!!11!!!1! A district attorney!!!! We're DOOOOOOMED!!!!11!!!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/doomed.jpg

Mr. Plow
01-25-2008, 01:42 PM
lmao...i know i said i was done here but i couldn't help myself on this one. i won't tell you which one...but one of the girls in this picture is my sister....and a district attorney

lololololol

:thumb:

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 01:43 PM
Damnit. The way my luck is going today I'm probably doubly screwed. I'll bet that's a picture of their cat and he's probably a district attorney too.

unothadeal
01-25-2008, 01:43 PM
lmao...i know i said i was done here but i couldn't help myself on this one. i won't tell you which one...but one of the girls in this picture is my sister....and a district attorney

lololololol
How you doin'

Simply Red
01-25-2008, 01:44 PM
lmao...i know i said i was done here but i couldn't help myself on this one. i won't tell you which one...but one of the girls in this picture is my sister....and a district attorney

lololololol
Is she the one that actually looks female?

bowener
01-25-2008, 01:45 PM
Oh noes!!!11!!!1! A district attorney!!!! We're DOOOOOOMED!!!!11!!!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/doomed.jpg

Funny!

Hey, next year I will be attending law school. By the time I am done, you all may have been contacted by their lawyer... I will be willing to defend you all for 'cheap'.

Cochise
01-25-2008, 01:45 PM
So, Mrs. Venison, how do you feel about your daughter selling cheap Chinese housewares featuring scantily clad photos of herself?

And people thought you were stupid, draining her college fund for Camel Cash. Did you ever get that denim jacket, anyway?

Pestilence
01-25-2008, 01:46 PM
lmao...i know i said i was done here but i couldn't help myself on this one. i won't tell you which one...but one of the girls in this picture is my sister....and a district attorney

lololololol
You're all ugly as hell. Tell them I said what's up.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 01:46 PM
Funny!

Hey, next year I will be attending law school. By the time I am done, you all may have been contacted by their lawyer... I will be willing to defend you all for 'cheap'.
No offense, but the few times I've needed legal representation "cheap" wasn't at the top of my list of wants.

bowener
01-25-2008, 01:47 PM
Perhaps I need a new female to stick in my avatar.... the chick I am using is totally an amateur attention whore compared to this family. Anybody want to photshop me an avatar using 'copyrighted' photos?

Simply Red
01-25-2008, 01:47 PM
Funny!

Hey, next year I will be attending law school. By the time I am done, you all may have been contacted by their lawyer... I will be willing to defend you all for 'cheap'.
Signed,

Bowener ESQ

SPchief
01-25-2008, 01:48 PM
lmao...i know i said i was done here but i couldn't help myself on this one. i won't tell you which one...but one of the girls in this picture is my sister....and a district attorney

lololololol


omg a lwyer? we are teh doomed. DOOMED

kstater
01-25-2008, 01:48 PM
Not my best effort, but here we go.

bowener
01-25-2008, 01:48 PM
No offense, but the few times I've needed legal representation "cheap" wasn't at the top of my list of wants.

Fine. I'll overcharge like all other attorneys, and when explaining things with you I will use jargon and look at you over my eye glasses like you are a retard.

Mr. Plow
01-25-2008, 01:51 PM
Fine. I'll overcharge like all other attorneys, and when explaining things with you I will use jargon and look at you over my eye glasses like you are a retard.


That's retart.......your and idiot....

SPchief
01-25-2008, 01:51 PM
Not my best effort, but here we go.


LMAO LMAO LMAO

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 01:52 PM
Fine. I'll overcharge like all other attorneys, and when explaining things with you I will use jargon and look at you over my eye glasses like you are a retard.
Make that double-bill and we have a deal.

Donger
01-25-2008, 01:52 PM
(To be read in your best John Cleese accent)

Indeed.

bowener
01-25-2008, 01:53 PM
Not my best effort, but here we go.

I dont want to sound like a total dick, but I have dated girls better looking than her, and walking around here every day I see girls so much hotter and sexier... none of them feel the need to stand around in bathing suits scuffing up the paint jobs of mustangs.

I've have class with 3 of these girls, makeup or not, they are gorgeous (did the calendar for charity btw... no clocks though):
http://www.girlsofmu.com/

Skip Towne
01-25-2008, 01:53 PM
I think Linda is getting to like it here.

Mr. Plow
01-25-2008, 01:54 PM
Not sure why, but I'm thinking a forum name change is in order.....

"The Kirstie Tynes Lounge"?



Also.....funny but this is the ad at the bottom of the page:

"Slander & Defamation Help: Get legal help with slander issues. Affordable attorneys. Request info"

SPchief
01-25-2008, 01:55 PM
I think Linda is getting to like it here.


I heard she's single, maybe you have a chance.

bowener
01-25-2008, 01:55 PM
Make that double-bill and we have a deal.

Not only will I double-bill you, I will put every meal I had the entire time I had your case laying on my desk on an expense account you will have to pay. Be glad I am not a fat ass, you retarts (better?).

Donger
01-25-2008, 01:55 PM
You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, giant, twerp, scumbag, ****-face, dickhead, asshole.

You will soon be contacted by Rain Man's attorney regarding this diatribe, as I am by no means a giant.

bowener
01-25-2008, 01:57 PM
God dammit... I am going to be late to work now! I am going to show this thread to my boss, it is a good enough excuse.

Skip Towne
01-25-2008, 01:57 PM
I dont want to sound like a total dick, but I have dated girls better looking than her, and walking around here every day I see girls so much hotter and sexier... none of them feel the need to stand around in bathing suits scuffing up the paint jobs of mustangs.

I've have class with 3 of these girls, makeup or not, they are gorgeous (did the calendar for charity btw... no clocks though):
http://www.girlsofmu.com/
I saw some of those MU chicks at the BB game the other night. Some of 'em cleaned up pretty nice.

Donger
01-25-2008, 01:57 PM
Oh noes!!!11!!!1! A district attorney!!!! We're DOOOOOOMED!!!!11!!!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/doomed.jpg

LMAO LMAO LMAO

RaiderH8r
01-25-2008, 01:59 PM
lmao...i know i said i was done here but i couldn't help myself on this one. i won't tell you which one...but one of the girls in this picture is my sister....and a district attorney

lololololol
Lady you don't need an attorney, you need a proctologist to pull your head out of your ass.

You're out of your element here on the interwebs with disgruntled sports fans, berating internet tough guys is a way of life.

kstater
01-25-2008, 02:00 PM
ooooh, Kirstie's into girls.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 02:00 PM
Lady you don't need an attorney, you need a proctologist to pull your head out of your ass.

You're out of your element here on the interwebs with disgruntled sports fans, berating internet tough guys is a way of life.
It's not just a way of life, it's a freaking hobby.

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 02:01 PM
ooooh, Kirstie's into girls.
Dude, that shot is probably of her giving birth in the hospital or something.


DOOOOOOOMED!!!!

RaiderH8r
01-25-2008, 02:03 PM
ooooh, Kirstie's into girls.
Jordache jeans transcend time and space.

Is there a Kirstie Tynes toilet seat? I've got $10 bucks and a hankerin for bukkake.

Tribal Warfare
01-25-2008, 02:03 PM
Not my best effort, but here we go.


She just got TYNESED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 02:03 PM
Hey Linda: If you could go ahead and sue someone or contact some news reporters it would really help get your daughter some attention from Fark.

Duck Dog
01-25-2008, 02:04 PM
Remember these threads from the week we released him? (click on ALL pics!)

Check this shiznit out from the hall of classics....

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=163428&page=8&pp=15

That was serious ownage.
:LOL:

Cochise
01-25-2008, 02:04 PM
I would love to see some Kristie/Britney photoshops, I don't know about you guys.

Donger
01-25-2008, 02:08 PM
I would love to see some Kristie/Britney photoshops, I don't know about you guys.

Kirstie Panties?

RaiderH8r
01-25-2008, 02:09 PM
Kirstie Boxers?
A face like that in my crotch all day long....yeah, I'd be kewl with that.

unlurking
01-25-2008, 02:13 PM
hahaha

Great time waster today. Thanks for the humor all!

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 02:16 PM
hahaha

Great time waster today. Thanks for the humor all!
http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b192/Hobbitron/Doomed.jpg

unlurking
01-25-2008, 02:20 PM
I swear, someone hacked my account!!!

I didn't post any of this stuff!

Dammit Trev! I know it was you, now auntie/sister/gramma Linda is gonna make me eat the peanut butter again!

:cuss:

kstater
01-25-2008, 02:30 PM
Jordache jeans transcend time and space.

Is there a Kirstie Tynes toilet seat? I've got $10 bucks and a hankerin for bukkake.


LMAO

Bwana
01-25-2008, 02:43 PM
I think Linda is getting to like it here.

Why that was my thought as well Skip! Once she got the BASTARD remarks off her mind, she mellowed right out. Welcome to the Planet Linda!! :thumb:

Simplex3
01-25-2008, 02:47 PM
Why that was my thought as well Skip! Once she got the BASTARD remarks off her mind, she mellowed right out. Welcome to the Planet Linda!! :thumb:
I believe she was laughing about the impending DOOOOOOOOOOM that is going to befall all of us.