Bird Poops In Reporters Mouth

[cadmonkey]

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How stupid is this reporter? I mean here he is doing a story on bird infestation. He goes into their house and the second he starts talking they sh*t on him instantly kind of like firing a warning shot. So what does this guy do? He just stares into the sky with his mouth wide open. Brilliant. Honestly what the f*ck did he think was going to happen? It was almost like he was begging to get a bird facial. I'd imagine there must have been a mad rush of birds fighting against each other to see who could sh*t in his mouth first.

[Bwana]

LMAO

[Phobia]

I'm guessing the bird who scored did a Chad Johnson in the branchzone.

[chagrin]

Firing a warning shot, ROFL

[chagrin]

This is fantastic

[cadmonkey]

I love that he starts freeking out.

[MTG#10]

Phenomenal.

[chagrin]

I love that he starts freeking out.

Haha, yeah like he just inhaled some anthrax

[cadmonkey]

Haha, yeah like he just inhaled some anthrax


"Holy sh*t BIRD FLU!!!!!!!!!"

[chiefforlife]

Birds 2 Reporter 0.

That is damn funny!

[Frazod]

That's brutal. :D I had one crap on my nose once. Glad I wasn't looking up.

But my favorite time was when a blackbird crapped on me when I was coming back from quail hunting and armed with a 12 gauge. Last thing that sonofabitch ever did. :bang:

[Fly O.T. McWall]

2 girls, a cup and bird, PART 2!

[jjchieffan]

After that experience, he should join WPI. The shit in his mouth is equivalent to Goatse and Nick garbage:ROFL:

[MTG#10]

Apparently, this was staged. Still funny.

[MML15]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaahahaha!!!!

[Adept Havelock]

LMAO

Hitchcock would be proud. He tried to get a gull to do that to Jessica Tandy, but it wouldn't cooperate.

[QuikSsurfer]

"Holy sh*t BIRD FLU!!!!!!!!!"
ROFL

[jjchieffan]

That's brutal. :D I had one crap on my nose once. Glad I wasn't looking up.

But my favorite time was when a blackbird crapped on me when I was coming back from quail hunting and armed with a 12 gauge. Last thing that sonofabitch ever did. :bang:
LMAO

[Fly O.T. McWall]

LMAO

Hitchcock would be proud. He tried to get a gull to do that to Jessica Tandy, but it wouldn't cooperate.
tandy or tippi hedren?

[Wa-Z]

ROFL

[ottawa_chiefs_fan]

How do we know it was a bird?

hmmmmmm....

[Adept Havelock]

tandy or tippi hedren?

Either one, I suppose. I doubt it was critical to the plot, so Hitchcock probably wasn't too picky. :shrug:

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

I've had worse!!!!

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBLHmDTY8vE

[FAX]

There once was a man energetically
Reporting the news quite frenetically
But there was no need for words
When he ate some bird turds
He just conveyed the story emetically

FAX

[MVChiefFan]

Instead of a "dirty sanchez", he got a "dirty colonel sanders".

[jagerdrinker]

anybody able to find the video of the bird crapping on Donovan McNabb during the QB challenge a few years ago?

[Chiefmanwillcatch]

Looked staged.

[Frazod]

I've had worse!!!!

Me too. The last one.... OMFG it may have been a condor. Hell, it may have been a pterodactyl. Okay, it was probably just a really big gull or pigeon with dysentery, but damn, I got nuked. Got my shoulder, chest, sleeve and leg - right after I had walked out of the train station on the bridge across the Chicago River on the way to work. Jesus that was horrible; talk about getting your day ruined quickly. At least I wasn't wearing a white shirt, so I was able to clean it off (mostly). Yuck.

Didn't have a gun to shoot that one, unfortunately. :#

[chagrin]

sorry to drop an off topic one, it's a news blooper - it happens right at the beginning

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb2DWQHHqvA&feature=related

[DJay23]

Apparently, this was staged. Still funny.
Thought it looked fake to me.

[Deberg_1990]

Haha, yeah like he just inhaled some anthrax

Yea, for real. Its just a little bird poop. Tastes like Chicken!

[Bob Dole]

Someone told Bob Dole that a bird shitting in your mouth is considered good luck in Italy. When Bob Dole asked why in the hell he would know something like that, Bob Dole was informed that he didn't really want to know.

Haven't managed to find independent confirmation of that tidbit, however.

[Chiefspants]

ROFL LOLOLOL!

[Archie F. Swin]

foul

[doomy3]

Hilarious

[TrebMaxx]

Two birds, one cup.