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NIUhuskies
02-26-2008, 11:19 PM
POSTED 10:42 p.m. EST, February 26, 2008

ESPN PUTS THE STAKE IN SALISBURY

As you likely already know, Sean Salisbury is out at ESPN. (I was out of pocket when the e-mail from ESPN announcing the departure came through the line.)

The move was, in our view, long overdue. Per USA Today, Salisbury's contract had expired. He likely sealed his fate with that disgraceful on-air dissing of John Clayton last month, during which Salisbury called Clayton the "Cryptkeeper."

As regular visitors to this site know, we don't care much for Salisbury. He's loud, he's a jerk, and far too often he speaks in sweeping absolutes. Also, he reportedly was suspended for showing cell-phone photos of his penis to colleagues at the network. Frankly, we're surprised he lasted there as long as he did.

True to form, Salisbury is crowing about his departure.

"I have grown as much as I can at ESPN and decided to expand my horizons," Salisbury said in a statement. "I have created a brand and it's time to expand into other opportunities in TV, radio, Internet, publishing, movies and public speaking, among others. My resume speaks for itself as a football analyst, and I believe I can talk all sports with the best of them."

Hey, Sean -- a periodic cameo in an Adam Sandler flick doesn't make you an actor. A web site that looks like crap and that rarely was updated before it went off line won't turn you into an Internet mogul.

Publishing? Please. (Unless, of course, you've got a proposal for "Cell Phone Porn for Dummies.")

Sean Salisbury needed ESPN far more than ESPN needed him, and unless he plan to handle weekend sports at the UPN affiliate in Tallahassee, his broadcasting career is officially over.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/rumormill.htm

Redcoats58
02-27-2008, 01:09 AM
Good I hate Salisbury

Frazod
02-27-2008, 01:31 AM
One less pompous prick sullying my TV screen.

Write if you get work, numbnuts.

kstater
02-27-2008, 05:01 AM
"I have grown as much as I can at ESPN and decided to expand my horizons," Salisbury said in a statement. "I have created a brand and it's time to expand into other opportunities in TV, radio, Internet, publishing, movies and public speaking, among others. My resume speaks for itself as a football analyst, and I believe I can talk all sports with the best of them."


LMAO

BigRedChief
02-27-2008, 05:56 AM
I always thought the schtick between him and Clayton was made for TV?

Bearcat
02-27-2008, 06:59 AM
POSTED 10:42 p.m. EST, February 26, 2008
"I have created a brand..."

That's begging for a photoshop LMAO

Ultra Peanut
02-27-2008, 07:02 AM
He's like, "See you bitches later." That's hubris. H-U-B-R-I-S.

chagrin
02-27-2008, 07:11 AM
showing his penis to coworkers? What a goofball; glad he's gone, he sucked

Mr. Plow
02-27-2008, 08:16 AM
You mean you are not supposed to show your penis to coworkers?!? Oh shit, I better get my camera back.

StcChief
02-27-2008, 08:25 AM
one less sh1t for brains sports announcer

ChiefsFan4Life
02-27-2008, 08:26 AM
the penis pics are old news, that came out a while ago when he was suspended for it

vailpass
02-27-2008, 08:30 AM
showing his penis to coworkers? What a goofball; glad he's gone, he sucked

FWIW they were female co-workers.

Skip Towne
02-27-2008, 08:31 AM
Is WPI hiring?

Phobia
02-27-2008, 09:10 AM
Is WPI hiring?

You laugh. I wouldn't be shocked to see him in KC. He's well connected with the Chiefs.

Easy 6
02-27-2008, 10:42 AM
"I've created a brand"...HARHARHAR Infinity.

Yes, here at Salisbury Ko. the "K" stands for "Kwality".

Wile_E_Coyote
02-27-2008, 11:57 AM
Salisbury out, Chris Carter in

Bowser
02-27-2008, 12:06 PM
One less pompous prick sullying my TV screen.



You were saying?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3266576

blaise
02-27-2008, 01:17 PM
Good, he sucked. He was the worst.

Otter
02-27-2008, 01:19 PM
FWIW they were female co-workers.

Why would you want to show guys pictures of your penis?

Frazod
02-27-2008, 01:20 PM
You were saying?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3266576

Meh. Carter's no prize, but they could certainly do worse. I definitely prefer him to Collinsworth and/or Marino on Inside the NFL.

BigRedChief
02-27-2008, 01:22 PM
Why would you want to show guys pictures of your penis?
Hello....
http://www.gaycairnsaccommodation.com/images/GayCarinsAccommodation-Bkgd.jpg

mikeboogie
02-27-2008, 01:27 PM
You have to admit the Cryptkeeper comment was funny!