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DenverChief
03-06-2008, 12:01 AM
every year on December 24th 25th and 26th when Christmas trees catch fire. According to statistics 40 deaths occur each year as a result of these Christmas tree fires.....strictly from a "it costs society way too much" standpoint Christmas trees should be banned

KcMizzou
03-06-2008, 12:15 AM
I'll take my chances.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-06-2008, 12:18 AM
It sure is nice that you brought this to our attention on the 6th of March.

Guru
03-06-2008, 12:18 AM
Thats why I like fake trees.

DenverChief
03-06-2008, 12:20 AM
It sure is nice that you brought this to our attention on the 6th of March.


LMAO.....:shrug: I just found it funny....and a jab in the ribs for those that preach seatbelt LAWS

Mr. Flopnuts
03-06-2008, 12:23 AM
every year on December 24th 25th and 26th when Christmas trees catch fire. According to statistics 40 deaths occur each year as a result of these Christmas tree fires.....strictly from a "it costs society way too much" standpoint Christmas trees should be banned

LMAO Brilliant. Let's ban EVERYTHING!!!!!!

Guru
03-06-2008, 12:23 AM
LMAO.....:shrug: I just found it funny....and a jab in the ribs for those that preach seatbelt LAWS
If you change the subject to seatbelts and not christmas trees, this thread still makes sense.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-06-2008, 12:23 AM
LMAO.....:shrug: I just found it funny....and a jab in the ribs for those that preach seatbelt LAWS

Or smoking laws. Maybe not your intent, but it definitely fits.

DenverChief
03-06-2008, 12:24 AM
Thats why I like fake trees.


melted plastic?

Guru
03-06-2008, 12:25 AM
melted plastic?

ONly if the house catches fire. The plastic tree sure wont.

Bacon Cheeseburger
03-06-2008, 12:25 AM
LMAO.....:shrug: I just found it funny....and a jab in the ribs for those that preach seatbelt LAWS
How will seatbelts prevent these fires?

Guru
03-06-2008, 12:27 AM
How will seatbelts prevent these fires?
Duh.....
er
well

Uh, I got nuthin

DenverChief
03-06-2008, 12:28 AM
Or smoking laws. Maybe not your intent, but it definitely fits.

edzachary

ClevelandBronco
03-06-2008, 12:32 AM
Until I opened the thread I guessed that you were predicting $80 million of damage in Denver during the democrat party convention.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-06-2008, 12:56 AM
edzachary

LMAO It took me a second to figure that out. Google Ed Zachary. Enjoy!

DenverChief
03-06-2008, 01:15 AM
LMAO It took me a second to figure that out. Google Ed Zachary. Enjoy!


LMAO

A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time.

She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see Dr. Chang, the well-known Chinese sex therapist, so she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all you crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odder side of room." Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me." So she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head slowly and said, "Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates."

Worried, the woman asked anxiously, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eye and replied, "Ed Zachary Disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."

DenverChief
03-06-2008, 01:16 AM
Until I opened the thread I guessed that you were predicting $80 million of damage in Denver during the democrat party convention.

:cuss: don't remind me

Guru
03-06-2008, 01:38 AM
:cuss: don't remind me

rofl

ClevelandBronco
03-06-2008, 01:48 AM
Maybe we should ban democrat National Conventions. They're damned near as dangerous as Christmas trees.

Guru
03-06-2008, 02:10 AM
Maybe we should ban democrat National Conventions. They're damned near as dangerous as Christmas trees.

Nah, I hate Denver. Let the Democrats destroy that city. :evil:

ClevelandBronco
03-06-2008, 03:18 AM
Nah, I hate Denver. Let the Democrats destroy that city. :evil:

Guru, please. Come out here and I'll show you a dozen or more reasons to love this city even if you hate the Broncos.

DenverChief
03-06-2008, 04:09 AM
Guru, please. Come out here and I'll show you a dozen or more reasons to love this city even if you hate the Broncos.


better than Kansas City except for the not having the Chiefs part

DenverChief
03-06-2008, 04:12 AM
Maybe we should ban democrat National Conventions. They're damned near as dangerous as Christmas trees.

Legislate it! while we are at it cars are hella dangerous not to mention the millions of dollars a year we spend in insurance claims ....time to legislate them away!

Guru
03-06-2008, 04:47 AM
Guru, please. Come out here and I'll show you a dozen or more reasons to love this city even if you hate the Broncos.

I am kidding. I love Denver. To visit. It is really more that I love the mountains though.

Bowser
03-06-2008, 11:17 AM
Can we just neg rep Christmas trees, instead of banning them?

DenverChief
03-06-2008, 02:01 PM
Can we just neg rep Christmas trees, instead of banning them?

it would be a start

DenverChief
03-07-2008, 05:43 PM
If I start an online petition....how long do you think it takes? then will the seatbelt/smoking nazis let go of thier silly laws hmmm?

Braincase
03-07-2008, 05:55 PM
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Skip Towne
03-07-2008, 06:00 PM
If I start an online petition....how long do you think it takes? then will the seatbelt/smoking nazis let go of thier silly laws hmmm?

Probably not but it seems the helmet laws went away. How did that happen?

Rain Man
03-07-2008, 06:06 PM
My family used to go Old Testament and use a burning bush instead of a tree. We moved a lot when I was a child.