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Direckshun
03-06-2008, 03:59 AM
I sit here posting on ChiefsPlanet in the middle of the night, somehow. It's virtually a miracle that I'm here.

Why? Because my PC is in my bedroom, and I somehow, someway, locked myself out of my bedroom for half an hour getting something to drink in the middle of the night.

I locked the door and shut it behind me. Like an idiot.

Had to unscrew the doorknob and tweak the lock for 20 some odd minutes.

And here I am. Happy to have a bed. And happy to use a computer.

It was rough, let me tell you.

Guru
03-06-2008, 04:00 AM
What a tard!!!!

chagrin
03-06-2008, 06:55 AM
no arguments here, heh

CrazyHorse
03-06-2008, 07:15 AM
I sit here posting on ChiefsPlanet in the middle of the night, somehow. It's virtually a miracle that I'm here.

Why? Because my PC is in my bedroom, and I somehow, someway, locked myself out of my bedroom for half an hour getting something to drink in the middle of the night.

I locked the door and shut it behind me. Like an idiot.

Had to unscrew the doorknob and tweak the lock for 20 some odd minutes.
And here I am. Happy to have a bed. And happy to use a computer.

It was rough, let me tell you.

Dont think we cant read between the lines.

Skip Towne
03-06-2008, 07:21 AM
I have thought this for quite awhile now.

Mr. Plow
03-06-2008, 08:21 AM
My brother locked his keys in his car......twice......two days in a row.

Buehler445
03-06-2008, 08:24 AM
Hapens to the best of us, bud. No worries.

Buehler445
03-06-2008, 08:25 AM
OK, now that the nice stuff is out of the way, I hear that a nice bowl of antifreeze in the morning will help you out with that.

ROYC75
03-06-2008, 08:29 AM
MU fan ?

stonedstooge
03-06-2008, 08:35 AM
Did you ride the little bus to school?

chasedude
03-06-2008, 10:58 AM
"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to hump a door knob!" /Patches O'Houlihan

(http://content8.flixster.com/question/45/49/06/4549066_std.jpg)

Bob Dole
03-06-2008, 10:58 AM
I may be legally retarded

This is not news to most of the membership.

Mr. Laz
03-06-2008, 11:04 AM
"may be" ....... i figured it was a given.




ROFL

CupidStunt
03-06-2008, 11:08 AM
Dont think we cant read between the lines.

Heh. :clap:

ChiefButthurt
03-06-2008, 11:26 AM
Why didn't you wake your mom to open the door?

alanm
03-06-2008, 11:30 AM
Only legally? I thought it was more defined than that. :D

blueballs
03-06-2008, 11:42 AM
The fact the lock is on the inside the bedroom
should be enough to get you through the day

Joie
03-06-2008, 12:22 PM
Why didn't you pick the lock?

Twenty minutes!! You could have had it picked in under two.

Dicky McElephant
03-06-2008, 12:32 PM
Why didn't you wake your mom to open the door?

Burn! ROFL

elvomito
03-06-2008, 01:43 PM
Don't worry scro... there's plenty of tards out there livin really kick-ass lives.
my first wife was tarded. she's a pilot now.

Dartgod
03-06-2008, 02:26 PM
Don't worry scro... there's plenty of tards out there livin really kick-ass lives.
my first wife was tarded. she's a pilot now.

And here she is landing a plane.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z42fchrzhHY