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MIAdragon
03-06-2008, 06:02 PM
"Men who do housework may get more sex"

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Rain Man
03-06-2008, 06:13 PM
Logically, may I assume that butlers are having nightly orgies?

Rausch
03-06-2008, 06:21 PM
Odd, since I started doing most of the housework I've pulled less...

Donger
03-06-2008, 06:23 PM
If I vacuum, well...

Rausch
03-06-2008, 06:24 PM
If I vacuum, well...

Sex from the appliances doesn't count.

MIAdragon
03-06-2008, 06:26 PM
Sex from the appliances doesn't count.

ROFL

CoMoChief
03-06-2008, 07:26 PM
If you're a real man you slap your cock over her head and get it whenever you want regardless.

Rausch
03-06-2008, 08:32 PM
If you're a real man you slap your cock over her head and get it whenever you want regardless.

I'd let you slap your cock over my woman's head just to watch the carnage that followed...

Lonewolf Ed
03-06-2008, 09:34 PM
It says "may" get more. In my experience, when a woman tells me something "may" happen, it seldom does if it's something I'd like to happen. The only thing that is a more certain negative is the dreaded "we'll see..." They say "we'll see" and I never see shit!

Rausch
03-06-2008, 09:38 PM
It says "may" get more. In my experience, when a woman tells me something "may" happen, it seldom does if it something I'd like to happen. The only thing that is a more certain negative is the dreaded "we'll see..." They say "we'll see" and I never see shit!

I'm also fond of "Ok, I promise I will."

Which actually means "I will, sometime before you die. But I don't promise when."

pr_capone
03-06-2008, 10:07 PM
I'm working part time ATM and currently serving as the house cleaner and such.

So far... I have noticed to increase nor reduction in the amount of diddling I get.

The amount of oral, on the other hand, has taken an increase but not by much. Not sure it is really worth it yet. :D

Rausch
03-06-2008, 10:19 PM
The amount of oral, on the other hand, has taken an increase but not by much. Not sure it is really worth it yet. :D

Shut your ****ing mouth you lucky housemaid. Mine decreased after marriage like you wouldn't believe.

And between you, me, and anyone who surfs google, that was a major part of sealing the deal...

keg in kc
03-06-2008, 10:21 PM
I do all the housework here and I never get laid.

keg in kc
03-06-2008, 10:22 PM
Shut your ****ing mouth you lucky housemaid. Mine decreased after marriage like you wouldn't believe.

And between you, me, and anyone who surfs google, that was a major part of sealing the deal...You got married?

I probably knew that.

Jesus I'm getting old.

Rausch
03-06-2008, 10:23 PM
I do all the housework here and I never get laid.

Hire one of those bacon whores.

keg in kc
03-06-2008, 10:24 PM
Hire one of those bacon whores.Is that anything like a lime whore?

Dartgod
03-06-2008, 11:05 PM
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