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Rain Man
03-11-2008, 03:38 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336750,00.html

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,336750,00.html

Little Person Dressed as Gnome Caught on Video 'Stalking' Streets of Argentina Town
Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Video captures little person dressed as a 'creepy gnome' in Argentina.
A town in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night, The Sun reports.

The little person — who wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk — was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.

Teenager Jose Alvarez — who filmed the gnome — yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning. I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking. Suddenly we heard something — a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones."

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Alvarez added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out — just like everyone else in the neighborhood now."

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital,” Alvarez said.

beach tribe
03-11-2008, 03:39 PM
BTW where is FAX?

Ebolapox
03-11-2008, 03:40 PM
ROFL... that's classic

BigVE
03-11-2008, 03:41 PM
I keep a loaded shotgun close to the door just for such an occasion.

KcMizzou
03-11-2008, 03:44 PM
"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital,” Alvarez said.Reasons to go to the emergency room... Broken arm, laceration, concussion, frightened by gnome....

noa
03-11-2008, 03:44 PM
Sign him Carl!

Bowser
03-11-2008, 03:47 PM
Sign him Carl!

You forgot "Can he play left tackle?"

Fish
03-11-2008, 03:57 PM
Quite the wide range of descriptions there....

little-person
gnome
creature
gnome-like figure

Otter
03-11-2008, 04:02 PM
Do they keep statistics on UFO sightings? I bet this town ranks well above average.

Zebedee DuBois
03-11-2008, 04:05 PM
We are so quick to judge those that are different from ourselves.

RJ
03-11-2008, 05:05 PM
Gnome. What the hell kind of gname is that?

CoMoChief
03-11-2008, 05:09 PM
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ROFL

MIAdragon
03-11-2008, 05:09 PM
Could it be the chupacabra?

ChiefaRoo
03-11-2008, 05:11 PM
Is it Iowanian?

ChiefaRoo
03-11-2008, 05:13 PM
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ROFL

People in Mobile are f*ked up.

KcMizzou
03-11-2008, 05:30 PM
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ROFL
Classic. That's one of my favorite videos online.

"Could be a crackhead that got hold to the wrong stuff!!"

AZORChiefFan
03-11-2008, 05:55 PM
Gnome he d'int!!!

LOLROFL!!!!! OK that sucked.

Willie: You can't drink worth shit.
Marcus: I weigh 92 pounds, you dick!

seclark
03-11-2008, 06:03 PM
lots of soft ground to tunnel under in argentina...i'm not writing this off.
they're mean little b@stards, gnomes.
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manchambo
03-11-2008, 06:51 PM
Reasons to go to the emergency room... Broken arm, laceration, concussion, frightened by gnome....

I believe that Eli Lilly just applied for FDA approval of Prozac to treat gnome fright.

BCD
03-11-2008, 07:32 PM
Someone should place a large bowl of Lucky Charms under that tree...

DJ's left nut
03-11-2008, 07:37 PM
Someone should place a large bowl of Lucky Charms under that tree...

Antifreeze?

boogblaster
03-11-2008, 10:35 PM
I always wondered where my creepy little shithead brother-in-law went .....

KCChiefsMan
03-11-2008, 11:46 PM
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ROFL

the leprechan would be the last thing I'd be worried about in that neighborhood

Skip Towne
03-12-2008, 09:06 AM
I have found running for your life rarely does any good. There just aren't many animals a man can out run.

chasedude
03-12-2008, 09:12 AM
Classic. That's one of my favorite videos online.

"Could be a crackhead that got hold to the wrong stuff!!"

ROFLROFL OMG that line had me rolling!!!!

kepp
03-12-2008, 09:22 AM
Reasons to go to the emergency room... Broken arm, laceration, concussion, frightened by gnome....

ROFLI doubt insurance would cover that.