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Frankie
03-12-2008, 08:36 AM
52 centuries ago!

http://www.boingboing.net/2008/03/12/animation-discovered.html

:)

Hog Farmer
03-12-2008, 08:42 AM
And 4 Billion years later they're still a joke.

Adept Havelock
03-12-2008, 08:58 AM
Interesting.

And to think all this time I had just accepted Ensign Chekov's assurances animation had been invented in Russia.

chasedude
03-12-2008, 09:06 AM
Good thing it wasn't a picture of Muhammad. The Muslims would rage on about hanging the pottery maker... nevermind he's already dead.

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 09:14 AM
all that potential, and they still haven't conquered toilet paper and the concept that beasts of burden are not fornication devices.

Frankie
03-12-2008, 09:30 AM
And 4 Billion years later they're still a joke.

:rolleyes:

I posted this thread in the lounge hoping it won't be turned into political poop slinging. But there always has to be one of you out there. BTW, before you make an ass of yourself by insulting a whole nation because you don't like their current leaders check here:

http://www.farsinet.com/farsinet/iranian_americans.html

or here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Iranian_scientists_and_engineers

Now I hope this remains a non-political thread.

Ultra Peanut
03-12-2008, 09:34 AM
And 4 Billion years later they're still a joke.History doesn't work like that.

Frankie
03-12-2008, 09:36 AM
all that potential, and they still haven't conquered toilet paper and the concept that beasts of burden are not fornication devices.

It's funny. A lot of old fashioned Iranians consider not using water to clean your asshole unsanitary. But if it makes you feel better, the western toilet and the toilet paper has been a part of every Iraninian household since the first half of the 20th century. You don't need to have your toilet fettish suffer by staying up every night thinking about this.

As for the other subject of your obsession I'm not claiming there's no such incidents in rural Iran, but the first time I ever heard about the practice of using sheep as sex partners was from good old red-blooded American farm boys. You just choose to close your eye to one side of the story either out of convenience or ignorance. That's how your social or political comments are treated on this bb as mere jokes.

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 10:06 AM
This week, on Iranian Idol......women still live in garbage bags.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44419000/jpg/_44419990_siavash5_416x300.jpg

vailpass
03-12-2008, 10:07 AM
[QUOTE=Iowanian;4627181]This week, on Iranian Idol......women still live in garbage bags.

ROFL

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 10:08 AM
How many gays were executed in Iran this year?

Cochise
03-12-2008, 10:09 AM
They don't have any of those, IA. Their democratically elected despot told us so, remember?

xbarretx
03-12-2008, 10:10 AM
so they created johnny chimpo?

http://www.likwid-kaneo.com/storage/random_pictures/funny/myspace/johnny_chimpo.jpg

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 10:10 AM
Which travel agent do I have to bribe to find me an opening for a trip...all reservations are booked to Utopia for decades ahead!



Hannah Montana tickets are easier to get the night of the show than a resevation at the hotel infadel in Iran.

Hog Farmer
03-12-2008, 11:14 AM
:rolleyes:

I posted this thread in the lounge hoping it won't be turned into political poop slinging. But there always has to be one of you out there. BTW, before you make an ass of yourself by insulting a whole nation because you don't like their current leaders check here:

http://www.farsinet.com/farsinet/iranian_americans.html

or here:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_Iranian_scientists_and_engineers

Now I hope this remains a non-political thread.






How in the Hell did I turn this political ? And BTW I really like their current leader. I think if he were to run for president of the U.S. he would have a really good shot at beating out Hussein Obama. Armajedeancrackehead has a great vision of the future. He's a leader you can trust and well, you can just tell he's honest.

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 11:17 AM
hf,

this unacceptable and sarcastic tone you're taking and misrepresenting of the greatest civilization to walk the earth is NOT going to help open Iranian markets to pork exports.

Simply Red
03-12-2008, 11:25 AM
hf,

this unacceptable and sarcastic tone you're taking and misrepresenting of the greatest civilization to walk the earth is NOT going to help open Iranian markets to pork exports.

Total MONEY!:clap:ROFL

StcChief
03-12-2008, 11:40 AM
History doesn't work like that.
in our school system, it's re-stated

Hog Farmer
03-12-2008, 11:53 AM
hf,

this unacceptable and sarcastic tone you're taking and misrepresenting of the greatest civilization to walk the earth is NOT going to help open Iranian markets to pork exports.
:banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead::banghead:

Frankie
03-12-2008, 12:18 PM
This week, on Iranian Idol......women still live in garbage bags.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44419000/jpg/_44419990_siavash5_416x300.jpg

I've never seen anybody so proud of his ignorance as you are. I guess if I were as ignorant I would post this and claim that American women are too underdressed. It would be a cute comeback, but just as untruthful as yours.

http://www.gruffy.grkov.com/images/images/nice_lady_body_builder_ugly_woman_funny_picture_funfry_resize.JPG

Frankie
03-12-2008, 12:19 PM
How in the Hell did I turn this political ? And BTW I really like their current leader. I think if he were to run for president of the U.S. he would have a really good shot at beating out Hussein Obama. Armajedeancrackehead has a great vision of the future. He's a leader you can trust and well, you can just tell he's honest.

You voted for Bush, didn't you? ;)

milkman
03-12-2008, 12:20 PM
http://www.gruffy.grkov.com/images/images/nice_lady_body_builder_ugly_woman_funny_picture_funfry_resize.JPG

Who is that guy?

MIAdragon
03-12-2008, 12:22 PM
Frankie what’s your deal? Are you an Iranian? <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on">Iran</st1:country-region> and the rest of the <ST1:pMiddle East</ST1:place basically $hits and YOU and everything this country is and has worked so hard to become. 99% of them would kill you in an instant if they had the chance. So a little harmless humor is not really a big deal IMO.<O:p</O:p

penguinz
03-12-2008, 12:26 PM
Frankie what’s your deal? Are you an Iranian? <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on">Iran</st1:country-region> and the rest of the <ST1:pMiddle East</ST1:place basically $hits and YOU and everything this country is and has worked so hard to become. 99% of them would kill you in an instant if they had the chance. So a little harmless humor is not really a big deal IMO.<O:p</O:p99% is a bit of an exaggeration isn't it?

Baby Lee
03-12-2008, 12:37 PM
I've never seen anybody so proud of his ignorance as you are. I guess if I were as ignorant I would post this and claim that American women are too underdressed. It would be a cute comeback, but just as untruthful as yours.

http://www.gruffy.grkov.com/images/images/nice_lady_body_builder_ugly_woman_funny_picture_funfry_resize.JPG

Just so I understand, your position is that there are, maybe, 20 women in Iran who wear burquas, and the rest of the population considers them freaks?

Duck Dog
03-12-2008, 12:40 PM
I've never seen anybody so proud of his ignorance as you are. I guess if I were as ignorant I would post this and claim that American women are too underdressed. It would be a cute comeback, but just as untruthful as yours.

http://www.gruffy.grkov.com/images/images/nice_lady_body_builder_ugly_woman_funny_picture_funfry_resize.JPG

Woman are free to do what they please in Iran. They have nothing to worry about.

http://tammybruce.com/2007/05/iran_religious_police.php

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 01:01 PM
You forgot to say "you got served"


"You got served with my substandard attempt at a reply>> YIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYI"


enunciation of your uvulation is the key I'm told.

Frankie
03-12-2008, 01:02 PM
Just so I understand, your position is that there are, maybe, 20 women in Iran who wear burquas, and the rest of the population considers them freaks?

Not the point. I judge a nation by what their people are made up, not by what they are FORCED to do. I do not just post a picture to degrade and make fun of the PEOPLE of a nation just to cover my own shortcomings. That said, and now that the CP's usual neanderthal(s) have had their fun, this thread was posted in fun, a bit toungue-in-cheek and as a cute story. I hope you perceived it as such.

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 01:17 PM
Iran sounds like a great place....

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1304436.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1939057D9939C83F106B70A4C69106F07715A5397277B4DC33E

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 01:20 PM
Nice folks! Free Thinkers!

http://web.israelinsider.com/Static/Binaries/Article/iranianprotest424_2.jpg

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 01:24 PM
Other great accomplishments!

by decade:
1970's...Killed Israeli Olympic Team and saved world from their agression!

Hey Ya'll! Lets kidnap some American students and hold them hostage for a year! woohooo
1980's...Killed some pesky American Marines in Beruit!
1980s...Financed some Planes of Civilians blown from sky!


This is fun listing these accomplishments!

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 01:29 PM
This is great Iranian linked animation!

http://www.hyscience.com/archives/carter2.gif

MIAdragon
03-12-2008, 01:37 PM
Nice folks! Free Thinkers!

http://web.israelinsider.com/Static/Binaries/Article/iranianprotest424_2.jpg

ok so maybe 98%

Frankie
03-12-2008, 01:40 PM
Other great accomplishments!

by decade:
1970's...Killed Israeli Olympic Team and saved world from their agression!

Hey Ya'll! Lets kidnap some American students and hold them hostage for a year! woohooo
1980's...Killed some pesky American Marines in Beruit!
1980s...Financed some Planes of Civilians blown from sky!


This is fun listing these accomplishments!

Your ignorance knows no boundries. Iran has not been connected to ANY of those. While you are at it just attach 9-11 to them too. That should bring your ignorance full circle. In the meantime didn't we as a "legitamate" country shoot down their Airliner killing all aboard?
http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1527
You are pathetic.

penguinz
03-12-2008, 01:41 PM
Nice folks! Free Thinkers!

http://web.israelinsider.com/Static/Binaries/Article/iranianprotest424_2.jpgBecause that is not a fake picture at all. ;)

MIAdragon
03-12-2008, 01:45 PM
Your ignorance knows no boundries. Iran has not been connected to ANY of those. While you are at it just attach 9-11 to them too. That should bring your ignorance full circle. In the meantime didn't we as a "legitamate" country shoot down their Airliner killing all aboard?
http://www.fair.org/index.php?page=1527
You are pathetic.

His facts may be wrong but <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:country-region w:st="on"><ST1:pIran </ST1:p</st1:country-region>has been and continues to be "linked" with supporting in one way or another international terrorism.<O:p</O:p

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 01:49 PM
Iran wasn't connected to the kidnapping of American Hostages during Carter's admin? Really? Terry Anderson and the others might be surprised to hear that.

Iran had nothing to do with the killing of the Israeli olympians?

Iran has no links to Hamas?

There were NO Iranian connections to the bombing of the Marine barracks in Beruit that killed a couple of hundred Americans?


I think someone's head is buried in a sandy ass, and you might quite possibly begin to create glass soon with that hot air.

MIAdragon
03-12-2008, 01:52 PM
Iran is one of the largest supporters of Hezbollah, before 9/11, Hezbollah had killed more Americans than any other international terrorist organization. <O:p</O:p

Frankie
03-12-2008, 01:55 PM
Iran wasn't connected to the kidnapping of American Hostages during Carter's admin? Really? Terry Anderson and the others might be surprised to hear that.

Iran had nothing to do with the killing of the Israeli olympians?

Iran has no links to Hamas?

There were NO Iranian connections to the bombing of the Marine barracks in Beruit that killed a couple of hundred Americans?


I think someone's head is buried in a sandy ass, and you might quite possibly begin to create glass soon with that hot air.
ROFL
Go ahead hang yourself more everytime you post. You actually ARE pathetic.

MIAdragon
03-12-2008, 01:59 PM
Iowanian may be thinking about this:

Iran supported the group behind the 1996 truck bombing of Khobar Towers, a U.S. military residence in Saudi Arabia, which killed nineteen U.S. servicemen.

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 02:00 PM
Franky, Perform some more analingus on that dying hairball.



The list of Iranian terrorist connections and links to attacks on Americans is long. Hell, they're responsible for the deaths of many Americans in Iraq with the EFPs, shape charges, money, training they've given to Iraqi insurgents and Shiite groups like Badr Brigade and Sadr's horde.



Kim Jong Abberjabberlongjohn's is a bigger cartoon of a president than Bush is though.

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 02:14 PM
Yeah flunky...my comments had no basis.....


http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/shows/target/etc/cron.html

Nov. 4, 1979 Hostages taken at the U.S. Embassy in Tehran

Fifty-two American citizens were taken hostage when militant students of radical Islam stormed the U.S. Embassy in Tehran.[1] Shortly thereafter, U.S. President Jimmy Carter ordered a complete embargo of Iranian oil; stronger economic embargoes followed. On April 8, 1980, Carter severed diplomatic relations with Iran after negotiations for the hostages' release failed.

Later that month, Carter authorized a top-secret mission, named Operation Eagle Claw, to free the hostages. Helicopters were to carry Delta Force commandos from a carrier in the Persian Gulf to a point outside Tehran, where they were to spend the night and begin the rescue the next morning. The complicated mission, which involved refueling the helicopters at a spot in the Iranian desert labeled "Desert One," was aborted April 25 after three of the eight helicopters suffered mechanical failure. Eight U.S. servicemen were killed when one of the helicopters collided with a refueling plane.

The hostages were finally released just hours after Ronald Reagan's presidential inauguration on Jan. 20, 1981. They had spent 444 days in captivity.

April 18, 1983 Bombing of U.S. Embassy in Beirut

A suicide bomber in a pickup truck loaded with explosives rammed into the U.S. Embassy in Beirut, Lebanon. Sixty-three people were killed, including 17 Americans, eight of whom were employees of the Central Intelligence Agency, including chief Middle East analyst Robert C. Ames and station chief Kenneth Haas.

Reagan administration officials said that the attack was carried out by Hezbollah operatives, a Lebanese militant Islamic group whose anti-U.S. sentiments were sparked in part by the revolution in Iran. The Hezbollah operatives who carried out the attack on the embassy reportedly were receiving financial and logistical support from both Iran and Syria. [For more on how and why Iran and Syria were helping to direct attacks on the U.S., see FRONTLINE's interviews with Robert Oakley and Robert C. McFarlane.]

The U.S. government took no military action in response to the embassy bombing, although, according to retired Marine Lt. Col. Bill Cowan, a covert military team entered Beirut in order to gather intelligence in preparation for retaliatory strikes.

Oct. 23, 1983 Bombing of Marine barracks in Beirut

A suicide bomber detonated a truck full of explosives at a U.S. Marine barracks located at Beirut International Airport; 241 U.S. Marines were killed and more than 100 others wounded. They were part of a contingent of 1,800 Marines that had been sent to Lebanon as part of a multinational force to help separate the warring Lebanese factions. (Twice during the early 1980s the U.S. had deployed troops to Lebanon to deal with the fall-out from the 1982 Israeli invasion. In the first deployment, Marines helped oversee the peaceful withdrawal of the PLO from Beirut. In mid-September 1982 -- after the U.S. troops had left -- Israel's Lebanese allies massacred an estimated 800 unarmed Palestinian civilians remaining in refugee camps. Following this, 1,800 Marines had been ordered back into Lebanon.)

In his September 2001 FRONTLINE interview, Secretary of Defense Caspar Weinberger said the U.S. still lacks "actual knowledge of who did the bombing" of the Marine barracks. But it suspected Hezbollah, believed to be supported in part by Iranand Syria. Hezbollah denied its involvement.

The president assembled his national security team to devise a plan of military action. The planned target was the Sheik Abdullah barracks in Baalbek, Lebanon, which housed Iranian Revolutionary Guards believed to be training Hezbollah fighters. Defense Secretary Caspar Weinberger aborted the mission, reportedly because of his concerns that it would harm U.S. relations with other Arab nations. Instead, President Reagan ordered the battleship USS New Jersey, stationed off the coast of Lebanon, to the hills near Beirut. The move was seen as largely ineffective.

Dec. 12, 1983 Bombing of the U.S. Embassy in Kuwait

The American embassy in Kuwait was bombed in a series of attacks whose targets also included the French embassy, the control tower at the airport, the country's main oil refinery, and a residential area for employees of the American corporation Raytheon. Six people were killed, including a suicide truck bomber, and more than 80 others were injured. The suspects were thought to be members of Al Dawa, or "The Call," an Iranian-backed group and one of the principal Shiite groups operating against Saddam Hussein in Iraq.

The U.S. military took no action in retaliation. In Kuwait, 17 people were arrested and convicted for participating in the attacks. One of those convicted was Mustafa Youssef Badreddin, a cousin and brother-in-law of one of Hezbollah's senior officers, Imad Mughniyah. After a six-week trial in Kuwait, Badreddin was sentenced to death for his role in the bombings.

Over the following years, the arrest and imprisonment of the "Kuwait 17" (also known as the "Al Dawa 17"), became one of the most consistent demands of the kidnappers of Western hostages in Lebanon and plane hijackers.

Ironically, when Iraq invaded Kuwait in 1990, the Iraqis unwittingly released the imprisoned Badreddin and the remaining members of the Kuwait 17. Press reports vary about Badreddin's current whereabouts.

March 16, 1984 CIA Station Chief William Buckley kidnapped

Buckley was the fourth person to be kidnapped by militant Islamic extremists in Lebanon. The first American hostage, American University of Beirut President David Dodge, had been kidnapped in July 1982. Eventually, 30 Westerners would be kidnapped during the 10-year-long Lebanese hostage-taking crisis (1982-1992).

Americans who were kidnapped included journalist Terry Anderson, American University of Beirut librarian Peter Kilburn, and Benjamin Weir, a Presbyterian minister. While some of the prisoners lived through captivity -- Anderson spent the longest time as a hostage, 2,454 days -- some, including Buckley, died in captivity or were killed by their kidnappers.

U.S. officials believed that the Iranian-backed Hezbollah was behind most of the kidnappings and the Reagan administration devised a covert plan. Iran was desperately running out of military supplies in its war with Iraq, but Congress had banned the sale of American arms to countries like Iran that sponsored terrorism. Reagan was advised that a bargain could be struck -- secret arms sales to Iran, hostages back to the U.S. The plan, when it was revealed to the public, was decried as a failure and anathema to the U.S. policy of refusing to negotiate with terrorists.

In August 1985, the first consignment of arms to Iran was sent -- 100 anti-tank missiles provided by Israel; another 408 were sent the following month. As a result of the deal, American hostage Benjamin Weir was released from captivity; he had been imprisoned for 495 days. Only two other hostages were released as a result of the arms-for-hostages deal: in July 1986, Martin Jenco, a Catholic priest, was released; and the administrator of the American University of Beirut's medical school, David Jacobson, was released in November 1986.

Since the funds from the arms sales to Iran were secretly, and illegally, funneled to the U.S.-backed Contras fighting to overthrow the Sandinista regime in Nicaragua, the infamous episode became known as the "Iran-Contra affair." (See the "Final Report of the Independent Counsel for Iran/Contra Matters.)

Dec. 3, 1984 Hijacking of Kuwait Airways Flight 221

Kuwait Airways Flight 221, on its way from Kuwait to Pakistan, was hijacked and diverted to Tehran. The hijackers demanded the release of the Kuwait 17. When the demand wasn't met, the hijackers killed two American officials from the U.S. Agency for International Development. On the sixth day of the drama, Iranian security forces stormed the plane and released the remaining hostages.

Iran arrested the hijackers, saying they would be brought to trail. But the trial never took place, and the hijackers were allowed to leave the country. There was no U.S. military response. The State Department announced a $250,000 reward for information leading to the arrests of those involved in the hijacking. Later press reports linked Hezbollah's Imad Mughniyah to the hijackings.

June 14, 1985 Hijacking of TWA Flight 847

TWA Flight 847 was hijacked en route from Athens to Rome and forced to land in Beirut, Lebanon, where the hijackers held the plane for 17 days. They demanded the release of the Kuwait 17 as well as the release of 700 fellow Shiite Muslim prisoners held in Israeli prisons and in prisons in southern Lebanon run by the Israeli-backed South Lebanon Army. When these demands weren't met, hostage Robert Dean Stethem, a U.S. Navy diver, was shot and his body dumped on the airport tarmac. U.S. sources implicated Hezbollah.

In what was widely perceived as an implicit, never explicit, quid pro quo, the hostages started being released by the hijackers, followed some days after by Israel starting to free some of its hundreds of Shiite prisoners. At the time, U.S. officials denied there was a deal and said Israel had already committed to releasing the prisoners.

Imad Mughniyah, a senior officer with Hezbollah, was secretly indicted for the TWA hijacking in 1987, along with three others. One of those indicted, Mohammed Ali Hamadei, was arrested in Frankfurt, Germany. In 1989 he was convicted in a German court and sentenced to life in prison. [Editor's Note: Imad Mugniyah remained at large and on the FBI's Most Wanted List for 19 years, until he was killed in a car bombing in Damascus, Syria on Feb. 12, 2008.]



December 21, 1988 Bombing of Pan Am Flight 103

Pan Am Flight 103 from London to New York exploded over the small town of Lockerbie, Scotland. All 259 people on board were killed, along with 11 on the ground. According to the State Department's "Patterns of Global Terrorism, 1991," released in April 1992, the bombing of Pan Am 103 "was an action authorized by the Libyan Government." Though there were reports that Syria and Iran also played significant roles in the attack,

Duck Dog
03-12-2008, 02:37 PM
I'll take the word of of those who know Ahmadinejad first hand.

NEW YORK -- Several former U.S. Embassy hostages, Iranian victims of torture and the Iranian Committee to Pursue the International Crimes of the Islamic Republic of Iran (Committee on IRI Crimes), held a press conference condemning the New York (UN) visit of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, President of the Islamic Republic of Iran, identifying him as a perpetrator, practitioner of, and an agent of international terror.

Making this case through powerful, first hand, testimonials and accounts of their experiences with Ahmadinejad, were former US hostages, who were held in captivity, in Tehran, for 444 days; actual victims claiming torture at the hands of Mahmoud Ahmadinejad; a member of the Iranian Kurdish Democratic Party detailing, and implicating, Ahmadinejad in the assassination account of their Secretary-General; and Dr. Manouchehr Ganji, Founder of Committee on IRI Crimes, himself a former United Nations Rapporteur on Human Rights.

http://rescueattempt.tripod.com/id30.html

ClevelandBronco
03-12-2008, 02:37 PM
Not the point. I judge a nation by what their people are made up, not by what they are FORCED to do. I do not just post a picture to degrade and make fun of the PEOPLE of a nation just to cover my own shortcomings. That said, and now that the CP's usual neanderthal(s) have had their fun, this thread was posted in fun, a bit toungue-in-cheek and as a cute story. I hope you perceived it as such.

I have to admit that I misunderstood your intention. I thought you were trying to make us feel bad when our government starts wiping out a bunch of the descendants of that inventive animator.

But don't judge us by that. That's just our government. Not us.

MIAdragon
03-12-2008, 02:42 PM
http://www.wired.com/news/images/full/b61_bomb2_f.jpg

http://www.popnutten.de/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/nuke_em.jpg

Hog Farmer
03-12-2008, 02:48 PM
Well, after all this I'm thinking about canceling my summer vacation I had lined up in Tehran!

Rain Man
03-12-2008, 04:10 PM
I saw another piece of pottery in a museum once that showed an Assyrian trying to kick a football, but just as he did, his Medean holder pulled it away. It was pretty funny.

Hydrae
03-12-2008, 06:21 PM
I saw another piece of pottery in a museum once that showed an Assyrian trying to kick a football, but just as he did, his Medean holder pulled it away. It was pretty funny.

Those damn Medeans. Can't ever trust them! :cuss:

Cochise
03-12-2008, 06:31 PM
Those damn Medeans. Can't ever trust them! :cuss:

Probably just trying to impress the little red haired Caldean.

Frankie
03-12-2008, 07:22 PM
Yeah flunky...my comments had no basis.....


http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontl.../etc/cron.html

......
So THAT's what you meant by Iranians taking American "students" hostage.

Idiot!

Frankie
03-12-2008, 07:24 PM
I saw another piece of pottery in a museum once that showed an Assyrian trying to kick a football, but just as he did, his Medean holder pulled it away. It was pretty funny.

Your information is wrong Mr. RM. Everybody knows it was the Russians who invented American Football.

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 08:43 PM
So THAT's what you meant by Iranians taking American "students" hostage.

Idiot!


It might have been better if you'd just have admitted you were wrong. You said I was incorrect on everything, I linked and provided many samples, using only the 1980s.

Since we're calling names now, I'm going to try to compete with the mental genius giant of "idiot" you grandmother's vagina-faced, hair lip.
May you spend eternity being pumped in the allahshole by a menstruating Jewish woman with a Pork skin strap-on, made in America by Capitolist, infadel rednecks.

Bill Parcells
03-12-2008, 08:45 PM
This week, on Iranian Idol......women still live in garbage bags.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44419000/jpg/_44419990_siavash5_416x300.jpg

LMAO

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 08:54 PM
Iranians are so technology close to the United States....they'll start doing the macarena in 2025.

MIAdragon
03-12-2008, 09:00 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/181/432045296_77741ad308.jpg

Iowanian
03-12-2008, 09:12 PM
I just noticed that this discovery has a bonus feature!

As well as the first animation....it features a goat on a site called "boingboing"(who looks at that for what purpose?)....Its the first Iranian pRon.


The wises and most well spoken Iranian philosopher....Skinsbra? hooock.

splatbass
03-12-2008, 11:56 PM
Nice folks! Free Thinkers!

http://web.israelinsider.com/Static/Binaries/Article/iranianprotest424_2.jpg


Do you think those few people represent all Iranians? Then I guess you think these people represent all Americans too, right?

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-5/735419/fred_phelps_idiotic_911_message.jpg

Until we invaded Iraq many Iranians, particularly young ones, were pro-US. After 9/11 there were many demonstrations with people waving American flags on the streets of Iran. You can't judge an entire country of people by the actions of a few. Or you can, but it would be ignorant.

Mr. Flopnuts
03-13-2008, 01:33 AM
It might have been better if you'd just have admitted you were wrong. You said I was incorrect on everything, I linked and provided many samples, using only the 1980s.

Since we're calling names now, I'm going to try to compete with the mental genius giant of "idiot" you grandmother's vagina-faced, hair lip.
May you spend eternity being pumped in the allahshole by a menstruating Jewish woman with a Pork skin strap-on, made in America by Capitolist, infadel rednecks.

LMAO Holy Christ!!!!

Duck Dog
03-13-2008, 07:27 AM
Do you think those few people represent all Iranians? Then I guess you think these people represent all Americans too, right?

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-5/735419/fred_phelps_idiotic_911_message.jpg

Until we invaded Iraq many Iranians, particularly young ones, were pro-US. After 9/11 there were many demonstrations with people waving American flags on the streets of Iran. You can't judge an entire country of people by the actions of a few. Or you can, but it would be ignorant.


The problem with your example is that we didn't elect Fred Phelps as our President. The Iranians on the other hand elected a man who was responsible for kidnapping American citizens and holding them hostage for 444 days.

The Iranian people elected him.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 07:37 AM
The problem with your example is that we didn't elect Fred Phelps as our President. The Iranians on the other hand elected a man who was responsible for kidnapping American citizens and holding them hostage for 444 days.

The Iranian people elected him.

When one grocery shopping for your family takes away more than half of your monthly income you'd vote for ANYONE who is running on an economic reform platform. Another way our economic sanctions drive people of another country away from us and further into the hands of a regime we supposedly don't like.

Iowanian
03-13-2008, 09:14 AM
You'd think with all of those centuries, mental genius and oil money, such a forward thinking, progressive society would have figured out a more affordable way to eat by now.


Personally, I think they had it figured out right after Algebra, but the zionist scum spies stole it to punish beautiful persian children.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 09:45 AM
You'd think with all of those centuries, mental genius and oil money, such a forward thinking, progressive society would have figured out a more affordable way to eat by now.


Personally, I think they had it figured out right after Algebra, but the zionist scum spies stole it to punish beautiful persian children.

Another brilliant argument. Why don't you right a book. Oh wait, you have to be able to read one first.

MIAdragon
03-13-2008, 10:17 AM
I think we need to drop Frankie off in downtown <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><ST1:pTehran</ST1:p</st1:City> with an American flag and see if he still has warm fuzzies for the Iranians.<O:p</O:p

Frankie
03-13-2008, 10:22 AM
I think we need to drop Frankie off in downtown <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><ST1:pTehran</ST1:p</st1:City> with an American flag and see if he still has warm fuzzies for the Iranians.<O:p</O:p

How many Iranians have told you about that danger? Please,.... just let Iowanian be the clueless jester here. You are smarter than that, I'm sure.

vailpass
03-13-2008, 10:24 AM
Another brilliant argument. Why don't you right a book. Oh wait, you have to be able to read one first.

Ironic, no?:)

Duck Dog
03-13-2008, 10:31 AM
Another brilliant argument. Why don't you right a book. Oh wait, you have to be able to read one first.

Actually he makes an excellent point. America has been a country for less than 150 years while Persia (and the entire mid east for that matter) dates back to the beginning of recorded time. In that short time we've grown light years ahead of everyone else. There has to be an explanation for that.

MIAdragon
03-13-2008, 10:37 AM
Actually he makes an excellent point. America has been a country for less than 150 years while Persia (and the entire mid east for that matter) dates back to the beginning of recorded time. In that short time we've grown light years ahead of everyone else. There has to be an explanation for that.


Im as patriotic as anyone here but a lot of "where we are now" is due to "importing" intelligence and people. From Russian rocket scientists to jumpstart our space program to captured German technology for the Atom bomb. <O:p></O:p>

vailpass
03-13-2008, 10:42 AM
Im as patriotic as anyone here but a lot of "where we are now" is due to "importing" intelligence and people. From Russian rocket scientists to jumpstart our space program to captured German technology for the Atom bomb. <O:p></O:p>

Agreed. Yet you have to credit the system of openess we have established for making such knowledge transfer possible.
As DuckDog pointed out, there is a reason it happened here and not there.

MIAdragon
03-13-2008, 10:43 AM
Agreed. Yet you have to credit the system of openess we have established for making such knowledge transfer possible.
As DuckDog pointed out, there is a reason it happened here and not there.


100% agree.

Iowanian
03-13-2008, 11:30 AM
I think we need to drop Frankie off in downtown <?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:City w:st="on"><ST1:pTehran</ST1:p</st1:City> with an American flag and see if he still has warm fuzzies for the Iranians.<O:p</O:p


Lots of Iranians carry American flags in Tehran, safely, its just that they're on fire and in the middle of Anti-American riots of thousands of people, blaming us for something we usually had very little to do with.

"Its snowing in Persia...DOWN DOWN USA!"


It doesn't really matter "how" the US has accomplished our leap to the top of the technlogy mountain, the Persian Empires were pillaging neighboring areas of wealth, resources and enslaving people for centuries before Columbus even thought of sailing the ocean blue.

Frankie will never admit his people do anything negative...We're all supposed to have a "YEAH IRAN" parade every time he looks for an achievement of those backwards peoples.

Donger
03-13-2008, 12:29 PM
The problem with Iran is that the few rotten million spoil it for the other 11.

Donger
03-13-2008, 12:30 PM
Another brilliant argument. Why don't you right a book. Oh wait, you have to be able to read one first.

There's an ironic error in the above, I think.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 12:30 PM
Im as patriotic as anyone here but a lot of "where we are now" is due to "importing" intelligence and people. From Russian rocket scientists to jumpstart our space program to captured German technology for the Atom bomb. <O:p></O:p>

Nobody should question the will it took by Americans to get this far this quickly. That there were lucky breaks and great timing, though real, is only a small ingredient in this big pie. That said, I resent, and so should any open minded poster here, that this makes any typical Iranian (or from any other nationality) automatically lesser than Iowanians of this world. That is racism to the core. The entire point of this argument is that people should be judged by their heritage customs and culture and not their political leadership.

Donger
03-13-2008, 12:31 PM
The entire point of this argument is that people should be judged by their heritage customs and culture and not their political leadership.

I wonder, does that hold true of foreign views of Americans and George Bush?

Frankie
03-13-2008, 12:33 PM
The problem with Iran is that the few rotten million spoil it for the other 11.

:D

This actually is funny and original despite being such an ignorant statement.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 12:35 PM
I wonder, does that hold true of foreign views of Americans and George Bush?

Of George Bush? Terrible and deservingly so. But I don't believe the open minded among the non-USA world translate that into hating American PEOPLE!

Mr. Flopnuts
03-13-2008, 12:41 PM
Of George Bush? Terrible and deservingly so. But I don't believe the open minded among the non-USA world translate that into hating American PEOPLE!

It does in Iran.

Duck Dog
03-13-2008, 12:41 PM
Im as patriotic as anyone here but a lot of "where we are now" is due to "importing" intelligence and people. From Russian rocket scientists to jumpstart our space program to captured German technology for the Atom bomb. <O:p></O:p>


Really, Americans are imports? :D

Mr. Flopnuts
03-13-2008, 12:43 PM
Of George Bush? Terrible and deservingly so. But I don't believe the open minded among the non-USA world translate that into hating American PEOPLE!

Just curious, because I've never noticed before, have you always been this thin skinned?

Donger
03-13-2008, 12:45 PM
Just curious, because I've never noticed before, have you always been this thin skinned?

Frankie has always been somewhat Farcical.

Donger
03-13-2008, 12:46 PM
:D

This actually is funny and original despite being such an ignorant statement.

Okay, maybe I should have written "13"

Donger
03-13-2008, 12:46 PM
Of George Bush? Terrible and deservingly so. But I don't believe the open minded among the non-USA world translate that into hating American PEOPLE!

What would you say is the percentage of Iranians who meet this criteria?

Duck Dog
03-13-2008, 12:48 PM
Of George Bush? Terrible and deservingly so. But I don't believe the open minded among the non-USA world translate that into hating American PEOPLE!


But if we give Iranians shit for electing a murdering kidnapper we are racists. Face it Frankie, you are being a hypocrite.

I don't care how expensive groceries are, when a country willingly elects a real life criminal (not a bumper sticker criminal like Bush) then they are subject to ridicule from the rest of the world.

vailpass
03-13-2008, 12:49 PM
Frankie has always been somewhat Farcical.

Just so ya don't think your punt went unappreciated.

bowener
03-13-2008, 12:59 PM
http://www.farsinet.com/farsinet/iranian_americans.html



My uncle is actually from Iran. He left right before the overthrow to come study architectual engineering in the states. His family was really close to the Shaw apparently, so he was never allowed back to Iran (though I do not think he wanted to return, other than when his father died). He is extrememly intelligent and speaks 4 languages I believe, and before retiring had one of the bigger architectual firms in Denver. Before you ask, he hates the Donkeys and loves the Chiefs... kind of odd, but that is the case. His kids love the Chiefs too and all are extremely bright. One was magna cum laude at pepperdine and works for some huge bank. Needless to say, they are the rich relatives.

Jenson71
03-13-2008, 01:08 PM
Actually he makes an excellent point. America has been a country for less than 150 years while Persia (and the entire mid east for that matter) dates back to the beginning of recorded time. In that short time we've grown light years ahead of everyone else. There has to be an explanation for that.

First of all, America has been a country for longer than 150 years. I mean, for real? Less than 150 years?

Secondly, we didn't just arrive as barbarians, we're an off-shoot of Britain, where Britons lived as early as the 4th century BC.

Iowanian
03-13-2008, 01:10 PM
That is racism to the core. The entire point of this argument is that people should be judged by their heritage customs and culture and not their political leadership.


And here again, you show yourself a dumbass. "stereotyping" is not on the same page as racism. Never have I said anything about the race of people, but the nations, customs and listed specific groups, govt, and linked terrorist acts for which I've drawn my conclusions.

It has nothing to do with the color of skin, it has everything to do with so many Iranians acting like assholes the past 30+ years of my life, including those sending shape charges and EFPs into Iraq to kill American soldiers. I have never seen you denounce those actions.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 01:28 PM
It does in Iran.

Have you just returned from Iran? If so, please enlighten us with your personal experiences there.

mfkrush
03-13-2008, 01:28 PM
Big deal? We created porn & being fat.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 01:31 PM
Just curious, because I've never noticed before, have you always been this thin skinned?

No but I make it a point not to insult someone's culture and sure as hell defend mine from any ignorant verbal rape. This thread was supposed to be a cute bit of information that actually surprised me. But the usual CP ape(s) couldn't pass up the chance to throw poop at it.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 01:32 PM
Frankie has always been somewhat Farcical.

That's Farsical to you sir.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 01:36 PM
What would you say is the percentage of Iranians who meet this criteria?

I say damn close to 100%. I mean that of the regular Joes there, I'm not discussing the authorities.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 01:45 PM
But if we give Iranians shit for electing a murdering kidnapper we are racists. Face it Frankie, you are being a hypocrite.

I don't care how expensive groceries are, when a country willingly elects a real life criminal (not a bumper sticker criminal like Bush) then they are subject to ridicule from the rest of the world.

You have a point here, but rather a weak one. My cry of racism was not toward you but to those who think that other people are inferrior to them because they might wash their anal holes instead of wiping it.

As for the election, when you are only allowed a small group of filtered candidates you "elect" the one who is a relative unknown who is promising economical reforms, and whose name is not Rafsanjani. As for him being a murdering kidnapper, I don't know if he is, because, just like you I have not seen any proof of that allegation.

Iowanian
03-13-2008, 01:49 PM
I say damn close to 100%. I mean that of the regular Joes there, I'm not discussing the authorities.

Really. Have you recently returned from a trip to Iran? Please enlighten us on your recent, vast personal experience in the country.

Donger
03-13-2008, 01:54 PM
That's Farsical to you sir.

I can't believe you bit on that.

StcChief
03-13-2008, 01:55 PM
ranians created the first animation

that and a quarter = $0.25

Frankie
03-13-2008, 02:03 PM
Really. Have you recently returned from a trip to Iran? Please enlighten us on your recent, vast personal experience in the country.

No I haven't. But I grew up with Iranians, have a vast number of Iranian friends both there and in the U.S. who I'm in contact with. I have close friends and relatives that are frequently traveling back and forth and there are Iranian books, literature and magazines that I still enjoy.

Try again.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 02:03 PM
I can't believe you bit on that.

Why because I'm a dumb foreigner? ;) :evil:

Donger
03-13-2008, 02:05 PM
Why because I'm a dumb foreigner? ;) :evil:

So, and perhaps you've answered this question before, but what have the Iranian people contributed to global society in the last 500 years?

Iowanian
03-13-2008, 02:05 PM
You're not a dumbass because you're a foreigner.

I'm guessing its genetic, the result of an accident, possibly a fall from an elevated position onto the soft spot on your cranium, or exposure to harmful chemicals during conception.


Allow me to help, Donger...They DID kidnap some British sailors in international waters, and their president denied the extermination of millions of Jews....and then there was that whole, Pesky "nuke Israel off the map" thing...

Donger
03-13-2008, 02:17 PM
You're not a dumbass because you're a foreigner.

I'm guessing its genetic, the result of an accident, possibly a fall from an elevated position onto the soft spot on your cranium, or exposure to harmful chemicals during conception.


Allow me to help, Donger...They DID kidnap some British sailors in international waters, and their president denied the extermination of millions of Jews....and then there was that whole, Pesky "nuke Israel off the map" thing...

I'm actually curious. Every time Iranian contributions to society are mentioned, it's always 2300 BCE, for example.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 02:26 PM
So, and perhaps you've answered this question before, but what have the Iranian people contributed to global society in the last 500 years?

What have the Greeks....? Yet I don't see Iowanian and the like insult them nor you pose the same question.

But anyway, my post #6 is just a sample answer to your question.

Iowanian
03-13-2008, 02:33 PM
Get back to me the next time a Greek routinely bombards the board with "hey look, we invented pita bread" almost as often as a greek terrorist group funded by Athen...oh. Colleges are big fans of "the greek system"....

Then there is that tiny event that happens every 4 years, including this summer in China called....the Olympics......
and grecco roman wrestling, the hypocrattic oath every American doctor recites, Corinthian architecture, Plato, Aristotle, Mythology, fables, theater...all of which provide entertainment to Americans every day.

I ate a shredded beef Gyro the other day.


Its not like the Greeks don't have some smack coming. I lived in a dorm with 2 of them...they were fat, smelly and the butt of many, many jokes. I think Greeks are known for doubling up on other dudes almost as much as persian men. I think all of those wars between the two were really about sexual tension.

Hog Farmer
03-13-2008, 02:39 PM
No but I make it a point not to insult someone's culture and sure as hell defend mine from any ignorant verbal rape. This thread was supposed to be a cute bit of information that actually surprised me. But the usual CP ape(s) couldn't pass up the chance to throw poop at it.

Frankie, I'm very dissappointed in you. You have completely turned this thread political.

StcChief
03-13-2008, 02:42 PM
Get back to me the next time a Greek routinely bombards the board with "hey look, we invented pita bread" almost as often as a greek terrorist group funded by Athen...oh. Colleges are big fans of "the greek system"....


Its not like the Greeks don't have some smack coming. I lived in a dorm with 2 of them...they were fat, smelly and the butt of many, many jokes. I think Greeks are known for doubling up on other dudes almost as much as persian men. I think all of those wars between the two were really about sexual tension.
more like a pissing contest... my goat/camel/dog etc is better for humpin' than yours

Iowanian
03-13-2008, 02:43 PM
The ancient Greeks were the creators of more than one form of govt...including democracy.


how is this for appropriate.

"beware the Ides of March"

Donger
03-13-2008, 02:44 PM
What have the Greeks....? Yet I don't see Iowanian and the like insult them nor you pose the same question.

But anyway, my post #6 is just a sample answer to your question.

I take it that is the equivalent of answering, "Not too much"?

Hog Farmer
03-13-2008, 02:45 PM
My uncle is actually from Iran. He left right before the overthrow to come study architectual engineering in the states. His family was really close to the Shaw apparently, so he was never allowed back to Iran (though I do not think he wanted to return, other than when his father died). He is extrememly intelligent and speaks 4 languages I believe, and before retiring had one of the bigger architectual firms in Denver. Before you ask, he hates skyscrapers and loves it when people fly planes into them... kind of odd, but that is the case. His kids are all muslim extremists. One was a towel head cum drum and works for some huge terrorist network practicing jihad. Needless to say, they are the rich relatives.

:drool:

Iowanian
03-13-2008, 02:48 PM
But the usual CP ape(s) couldn't pass up the chance to throw poop at it.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f312/Tonito44/ThatsRacist.gif

Donger
03-13-2008, 02:54 PM
I just looked it up. There have been two Iranian-born Nobel Prize winners, and one of them was a Brit.

304 American winners.

Skip Towne
03-13-2008, 03:03 PM
The fun part is watching Iowanian beat Frankie's brains in while Frankie calls him stupid.

Bowser
03-13-2008, 03:07 PM
Hey Frankie, you remember that one time when you thought to yourself "You know, I bet ChiefsPlanet would really dig some news about a cool archeological find about Iranian animation, thousands of years ago?" How did that ever turn out?

Frankie
03-13-2008, 04:38 PM
Get back to me the next time a Greek routinely bombards the board with "hey look, we invented pita bread" almost as often as a greek terrorist group funded by Athen...oh. Colleges are big fans of "the greek system"....Greece was never a target of Bush/Cheney saber rattling with the blind support of uninformed idiots like you. I do this BECAUSE of idiots like you and not to spite you. Not only do I worry about the innocents there (including folks I know) but I do my part to point out the idiocy that led to the Iraq bloody mess (with the support of idiots like you) and that a worse mess than even Iraq is not benefitial to us. I know this stuff transcends the boundaries of you comprehension, but there is a majority of open minded posters here who may be interested and might benefit from my little attempts to humanize the people you hold in violent contempt. And before you throw this terrorist accusation, show me one Iranian terrorist,... ever. Better yet, Iranian-Americans are one of the largest "foreign" groups in America. Have you ever heard of any significant Iranian Mafia? Why is that? That speaks to the cultural level of those people. Doesn't it?

Then there is that tiny event that happens every 4 years, including this summer in China called....the Olympics......
and grecco roman wrestling, the hypocrattic oath every American doctor recites, Corinthian architecture, Plato, Aristotle, Mythology, fables, theater...

All of this is the Greeks' contribution in the LAST 500 YEARS? Again, my friend , your cerebral limitations let you down. Donger's question was about the last 500 years. But if you want to get a little history education let me try to simplify it. You talk about Democracy but know nothing of this:
http://chris.pirillo.com/2006/08/16/iran-invented-human-rights/.
And while you are at it you might want to check out on whose scientists, philosophers and literature pretty much saved humanity from devolving while Europe was festering in the dark ages and Europeans died in hordes from deseases attributed to dumping their shit in their streets and streams. They call them Islamic Scientists, but guess where most of that was happening.


I think Greeks are known for doubling up on other dudes almost as much as persian men. I think all of those wars between the two were really about sexual tension.

OMG, now I get it! Your rage is because you've been abused by some Iranian men.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 04:40 PM
Frankie, I'm very dissappointed in you. You have completely turned this thread political.

Shut up dude. ;)You opened the cage door and let the ape(s) come out..

Frankie
03-13-2008, 04:42 PM
I take it that is the equivalent of answering, "Not too much"?

Did you read post 6? Let that be a start and go googling.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 04:43 PM
The fun part is watching Iowanian beat Frankie's brains in while Frankie calls him stupid.

Examples please.

Donger
03-13-2008, 04:47 PM
Did you read post 6? Let that be a start and go googling.

Yes, I saw that. It lists many Iranian scholars. But, what have they accomplished?

No Novel Prizes, as far as I can tell.

So, again, what have the Iranians done to contribute to world society recently?

BucEyedPea
03-13-2008, 04:57 PM
As for the other subject of your obsession I'm not claiming there's no such incidents in rural Iran, but the first time I ever heard about the practice of using sheep as sex partners was from good old red-blooded American farm boys. You just choose to close your eye to one side of the story either out of convenience or ignorance. That's how your social or political comments are treated on this bb as mere jokes.

Oh, it goes on here in America even today. There were a few cases recently. It's even in our early history with the Pilgrims. You can tell a lot about a people by the amount of and type of laws they have. The Puritans had hundreds of laws for such a simple settlement. But if you look at the case load from then they had trouble with bestiality, incest, babies conceived out of wedlock and adultery. In fact a 14 year old boy was hung for doing it with five animals including a turkey.

MIAdragon
03-13-2008, 05:00 PM
Yes, I saw that. It lists many Iranian scholars. But, what have they accomplished?

No Novel Prizes, as far as I can tell.

So, again, what have the Iranians done to contribute to world society recently?

http://www.break.com/index/ken-lee.html :shrug:

Iowanian
03-13-2008, 05:29 PM
Greece was never a target of Bush/Cheney saber rattling with the blind support of uninformed idiots like you. I do this BECAUSE of idiots like you and not to spite you. Not only do I worry about the innocents there (including folks I know) but I do my part to point out the idiocy that led to the Iraq bloody mess (with the support of idiots like you) and that a worse mess than even Iraq is not benefitial to us.

OMG, now I get it! Your rage is because you've been abused by some Iranian men.


You're right Flunky...I have been abused by a couple of Iranian Men. I unknowingly got into their filthy, stinking cabs and my orafactory senses were severely assaulted. It was worse than huffing skunk ass blast might be.


Your concern for the innocents of Iraq is noble.....I wonder if you've seen the monument to the war with Iran that lasted nearly a decade, where the Iranians lobbed chemical warheads into Iraq with wreckless abandoned.

bowener
03-13-2008, 06:43 PM
:drool:

Oh, well isnt that special!

What do you want from me? Anger, hate, a diatribe? :cuss:

Or did you want to hurt my feelings and pad your CP cred? :(

I will appease you my masterful american overlord:

"OH NOESSSSSSSSSS HE MADEZ FUN OV MY FAMELY! IT HERTZ SOO BAD!! I IZ SO SAD NOWE I THINK I WILL CRI!! WAHH WAHH WAHH!!"

signed,
boy related to a foreigner who has 'browner' skin than you


As for Greeks and inventing democracy; I just thought I would add that Plato saw it as one of the weakest forms of government. Which is true, it is a rather pathetic limp dick of a governement, but oh well.

KcMizzou
03-13-2008, 06:45 PM
This thread's like a big "kick me" sign.

bowener
03-13-2008, 06:51 PM
Yes, I saw that. It lists many Iranian scholars. But, what have they accomplished?

No Novel Prizes, as far as I can tell.

So, again, what have the Iranians done to contribute to world society recently?

I am getting confused on why any of this shit matters? Iranians or Americans, a person is a ****ing person. But I forget, we must WIN! Winning is all that matters. GO AMERICA, were up 304 to 2!!!! YAYZ!! Same goes for the other 'team' though, who gives a shit if 'they' made the first animation? It wasnt even actual Iranians, it was their ancestors, of which a great majority are our ancestors. It isnt like the same god damn tribes have always lived there. By that logic we should keep score on all things the indians did before we got here, since we now live on the same land they once did, obviously what the accomplished in the past should be considered an accomplishment for us in the present!

Rausch
03-13-2008, 06:59 PM
While I understand that everyone in Iran isn't as ****ing untarded as their fearless leader I also think it's important to note that we don't have a card-carrying KKK member in the white house either.

This nation has supported terrorists that killed our enemies. We've tried to assassinate leaders and political figures. Our government is not innocent.

On the other hand, even during the cold war, I can't remember a president stating that we need to whipe someone off the map. That we should do so.

The opinions of the people in a nation are completely irrelevant if they aren't willing to
force their government to mirror them...

Extra Point
03-13-2008, 07:30 PM
Futuristic Papyrus? No........
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Frankie
03-13-2008, 08:51 PM
Yes, I saw that. It lists many Iranian scholars. But, what have they accomplished?

No Novel Prizes, as far as I can tell.

So, again, what have the Iranians done to contribute to world society recently?

Being a successful and "one of the most educated" communities in the U.S. is not an achievement for you? You have to research this yourself. How about reading on Omid Kordestan, Senior Vice President of Google's Global Sales and Business Development. Or how about this guy?: http://www.achievement.org/autodoc/page/omi0bio-1
Or how about this gal?: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/fashion/2007/11/11/st_gelarehzadeh.xml
Or how about this dude?: http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2005-033
Or how about this woman?: http://www.apbspeakers.com/themes/defaultview/SpeakerPages/Anousheh%20Ansari%20of%20Ahoora%20Foundation.aspx

These are only a few cases that come to mind immediately. You need to research it yourself if you are truly interested in an answer to your question.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 08:56 PM
Your concern for the innocents of Iraq is noble.....I wonder if you've seen the monument to the war with Iran that lasted nearly a decade, where the Iranians lobbed chemical warheads into Iraq with wreckless abandoned.
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
That was on your planet. On ours it was Saddam's chemical weapons provided by us, the U.S., with full knowledge of his intentions that were used against Iranian troops and border villages. You really have to quit listening to the voices in your head.

Frankie
03-13-2008, 09:00 PM
This thread's like a big "kick me" sign.

How so? I'm doing pretty well and enjoying exposing the Neanderthal(s). This is kinda fun.

Rausch
03-13-2008, 09:00 PM
Being a successful and "one of the most educated" communities in the U.S. is not an achievement for you? You have to research this yourself. How about reading on Omid Kordestan, Senior Vice President of Google's Global Sales and Business Development. Or how about this guy?: http://www.achievement.org/autodoc/page/omi0bio-1
Or how about this gal?: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/fashion/2007/11/11/st_gelarehzadeh.xml
Or how about this dude?: http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2005-033
Or how about this woman?: http://www.apbspeakers.com/themes/defaultview/SpeakerPages/Anousheh%20Ansari%20of%20Ahoora%20Foundation.aspx

These are only a few cases that come to mind immediately. You need to research it yourself if you are truly interested in an answer to your question.


You had to go and pull the ****ing IT card, didn't you?

Like it's not bad enough the Chinese and Japanese are building all our $#it you had to go and remind us that we're also paying the ME to program and maintain it for us...

Rausch
03-13-2008, 09:01 PM
How so? I'm doing pretty well and enjoying exposing the Neanderthal(s). This is kinda fun.

Watch yourself, racist. Recent evidence points to Neanderthals being either every bit or very close to our own intelligence...

Rausch
03-13-2008, 09:03 PM
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL
That was on your planet. On ours it was Saddam's chemical weapons provided by us, the U.S., with full knowledge of his intentions that were used against Iranian troops and border villages. You really have to quit listening to the voices in your head.

As a nationalist the bolded part made my eye twitch...

Frankie
03-13-2008, 09:10 PM
While I understand that everyone in Iran isn't as ****ing untarded as their fearless leader I also think it's important to note that we don't have a card-carrying KKK member in the white house either.

This nation has supported terrorists that killed our enemies. We've tried to assassinate leaders and political figures. Our government is not innocent.

On the other hand, even during the cold war, I can't remember a president stating that we need to whipe someone off the map. That we should do so.

The opinions of the people in a nation are completely irrelevant if they aren't willing to
force their government to mirror them...

Thank you. Now back to the original thread which was merely an interesting tidbit of information posted as such. The "Iranian" part was merely a tongue in cheek attempt at silliness since everyone here knows I'm an Iranian American. Some folks here need to get a life.

Rausch
03-13-2008, 09:21 PM
The "Iranian" part was merely a tongue in cheek attempt at silliness since everyone here knows I'm an Iranian American.

Did you move from there to here or are you as Iranian as I am German?

Meaning you're an American with ancestors from somewhere else.

You keep your cartoons. My Krauts will continue to kick your a$$3$ in cup play...:)

Frankie
03-14-2008, 07:29 AM
Did you move from there to here or are you as Iranian as I am German?

Meaning you're an American with ancestors from somewhere else.

You keep your cartoons. My Krauts will continue to kick your a$$3$ in cup play...:)

Born there. Moved here after HS. Really I look at it as a lucky situation and a gift from life. I can pick the best values of both cultures; toss the worst and enjoy jokes, literature, music, food, traditions etc. equally from two different countries. Makes for double the enjoyment of life. That's a gift I have always underlined for my son who was born here to Iranian born parents. Whereas I consider myself 50-50 Iranian-American culturally he is perhaps 30-70. His (future) kids will be 100% American, I guess. It's a fascinating process to observe, really. But then I'm easily fascinated.

Hog Farmer
03-14-2008, 08:00 AM
Oh, well isnt that special!

What do you want from me? Anger, hate, a diatribe? :cuss:

Or did you want to hurt my feelings and pad your CP cred? :(

I will appease you my masterful american overlord:

"OH NOESSSSSSSSSS HE MADEZ FUN OV MY FAMELY! IT HERTZ SOO BAD!! I IZ SO SAD NOWE I THINK I WILL CRI!! WAHH WAHH WAHH!!"

signed,
boy related to a foreigner who has 'browner' skin than you


As for Greeks and inventing democracy; I just thought I would add that Plato saw it as one of the weakest forms of government. Which is true, it is a rather pathetic limp dick of a governement, but oh well.





Geez, lighten up. Just because you have ties to terrorists organizations doesn't mean your a bad person. Look at Obama, people seem to like him.

Donger
03-14-2008, 09:40 AM
Being a successful and "one of the most educated" communities in the U.S. is not an achievement for you? You have to research this yourself. How about reading on Omid Kordestan, Senior Vice President of Google's Global Sales and Business Development. Or how about this guy?: http://www.achievement.org/autodoc/page/omi0bio-1
Or how about this gal?: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/main.jhtml?view=DETAILS&grid=&xml=/fashion/2007/11/11/st_gelarehzadeh.xml
Or how about this dude?: http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/news.cfm?release=2005-033
Or how about this woman?: http://www.apbspeakers.com/themes/defaultview/SpeakerPages/Anousheh%20Ansari%20of%20Ahoora%20Foundation.aspx

These are only a few cases that come to mind immediately. You need to research it yourself if you are truly interested in an answer to your question.

Those are Americans, are they not?

Frankie
03-14-2008, 09:59 AM
Those are Americans, are they not?

Not by birth or upbringing.

Donger
03-14-2008, 10:12 AM
Not by birth or upbringing.

I asked you about Iranians, not Americans of Iranian origin. I'm well aware of what this country offers to those blessed enough to become American.

So, again, what have Iranians living in Iran done for the world over the last 500+ years?

Rain Man
03-14-2008, 10:15 AM
Born there. Moved here after HS. Really I look at it as a lucky situation and a gift from life. I can pick the best values of both cultures; toss the worst and enjoy jokes, literature, music, food, traditions etc. equally from two different countries. Makes for double the enjoyment of life. That's a gift I have always underlined for my son who was born here to Iranian born parents. Whereas I consider myself 50-50 Iranian-American culturally he is perhaps 30-70. His (future) kids will be 100% American, I guess. It's a fascinating process to observe, really. But then I'm easily fascinated.

I'm doing some math here. Did you help the Shah load his solid gold toilet on the plane?

Frankie
03-14-2008, 10:29 AM
I asked you about Iranians, not Americans of Iranian origin. I'm well aware of what this country offers to those blessed enough to become American.

So, again, what have Iranians living in Iran done for the world over the last 500+ years?

So you are disqualifying Iranians who assert themselves when given a chance. That's not a tribute to their culture? When political climate inhibits their ability to make a difference they are scum of the earth. I get it.

Donger
03-14-2008, 10:34 AM
So you are disqualifying Iranians who assert themselves when given a chance. That's not a tribute to their culture? When political climate inhibits their ability to make a difference they are scum of the earth. I get it.

No, I'm saying that Americans of many national origins have contributed much to society.

What have Iranians contributed recently? How far back does your excuse of political climate inhibiting their ability to make a difference go back?

Frankie
03-14-2008, 10:34 AM
I'm doing some math here. Did you help the Shah load his solid gold toilet on the plane?

I came here before the Shah was deposed. But he had many gold things, but i doubt he had gold toilets. That's actually a Saudi concept. Do your homework my man. :)

Hog Farmer
03-14-2008, 11:56 AM
You type really good English for being Iranian!

Frankie
03-14-2008, 12:30 PM
You type really good English for being Iranian!

It's in the blood you know. After all I'm Iranian (born)! ;):D:evil::)

(Do I have enough emoticons there for some on this bb to know I'm being silly?)

Frankie
03-14-2008, 12:33 PM
No, I'm saying that Americans of many national origins have contributed much to society.

What have Iranians contributed recently? How far back does your excuse of political climate inhibiting their ability to make a difference go back?

We seem to be in a circle here. Hopefully we'll get a chance to discuss this face to face. Right now I don't exactly know what you want.

Donger
03-14-2008, 12:53 PM
We seem to be in a circle here. Hopefully we'll get a chance to discuss this face to face. Right now I don't exactly know what you want.

It's quite simple: Americans of Iranian birth aren't Iranians.

Frankie
03-14-2008, 01:39 PM
It's quite simple: Americans of Iranian birth aren't Iranians.

You and I have disagreed on this notion before. So let's not go there again. All I say is a light doesn't come on in their heads the minute they get their certificate of citizenship here. They don't instantly get smarter or more talented or less lazy.

Iowanian
03-14-2008, 02:32 PM
Don't waste logic on that dumbass, donger.

Donger
03-14-2008, 02:34 PM
You and I have disagreed on this notion before. So let's not go there again. All I say is a light doesn't come on in their heads the minute they get their certificate of citizenship here. They don't instantly get smarter or more talented or less lazy.

Indeed. It seems the smart ones leave and come here.

Frankie
03-14-2008, 02:51 PM
Don't waste logic on that dumbass, donger.

Don't worry Iowanian. I'm sure there are pretty good Rectal Surgeons in Iowa City who can fix that burning sensation.

Frankie
03-14-2008, 02:52 PM
Indeed. It seems the smart ones leave and come here.

:banghead:

Duck Dog
03-14-2008, 03:04 PM
I found this on Live Leak.

Iranian toilet.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=09e_1205508280

Pennywise
03-14-2008, 03:08 PM
I found this on Live Leak.

Iranian toilet.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=09e_1205508280

That site kicks ass.

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Jenson71
03-14-2008, 03:09 PM
Hey, it's the America's-been-a-country-for-less-than-150-years guy.

bowener
03-14-2008, 03:33 PM
Geez, lighten up. Just because you have ties to terrorists organizations doesn't mean your a bad person. Look at Obama, people seem to like him.


I am a terrorist. I dont believe in God though... so I dont feel the need to bomb and blow shit up over stupid shit really, but hey that doesnt make a terrorist, that can be found in rednecks too. I need to make a venn diagram.

MOhillbilly
03-14-2008, 03:50 PM
I am a terrorist. I dont believe in God though... so I dont feel the need to bomb and blow shit up over stupid shit really, but hey that doesnt make a terrorist, that can be found in rednecks too. I need to make a venn diagram.

i just reported you to homeland security. they should be by to pick you up within the next ten years.

bowener
03-14-2008, 03:53 PM
i just reported you to homeland security. they should be by to pick you up within the next ten years.

Sweet man! Thanks! I didnt want to pay back my student loans anyhow.

MOhillbilly
03-14-2008, 03:54 PM
Sweet man! Thanks! I didnt want to pay back my student loans anyhow.


you should have them paid up by the time they find ya.

MIAdragon
03-14-2008, 03:57 PM
Sweet man! Thanks! I didnt want to pay back my student loans anyhow.


Ahh don’t worry they will work it out of it during your stint at <ST1:p<?xml:namespace prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /><st1:PlaceName w:st="on">Guantanamo</st1:PlaceName> <st1:PlaceType w:st="on">Bay</st1:PlaceType></ST1:p

bowener
03-14-2008, 03:58 PM
you should have them paid up by the time they find ya.

No, I think I have longer than 10 years, so if that is the case, then I will just hold off on them for a while. Besides, isnt Obama going to win? Dont you guys think he is a terrorist or something? I would just get a good job or something wouldnt I?

MOhillbilly
03-14-2008, 04:00 PM
No, I think I have longer than 10 years, so if that is the case, then I will just hold off on them for a while. Besides, isnt Obama going to win? Dont you guys think he is a terrorist or something? I would just get a good job or something wouldnt I?


if obama wins americas streets really will be paved with gold, and sugarplum faries will sprinkle there pixie dust over our country and plant gumball trees in everyyard.

Iowanian
03-14-2008, 07:18 PM
Don't worry Iowanian. I'm sure there are pretty good Rectal Surgeons in Iowa City who can fix that burning sensation.



Do you think they're good enough to make your face no longer resemble a rusty sheriff star with a bag of roidberries?


I'm guessing an American made salve for $1.99 at the local convenience store can sooth any affliction I may have, but you'll likely go to the worm farm, still looking like your head caught on fire in an unfortunate American-flag burning accident.


I hear that when lonely dumbasses die alone, sometimes their cats eat them. I'll bet yours will get a tummy ache, and the world's nastiest hairball.