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Bootlegged
03-14-2008, 08:19 AM
The Grey Movement - Coming soon..

You want to go Green, we want to go Grey. You use supposed "eco-friendly" products - we will use supposed "eco-harmful" products.

We will leave our Hummers/Yukons running all day/night. We will fly empty planes around the world. We will use every light in the house at all times. We will give money to those who use more "Carbon".

As the earth is cooling, not warming, we need to do our part to keep the planet from slipping into a giant snowball.

patteeu
03-14-2008, 10:05 AM
LMAO

Brock
03-14-2008, 10:12 AM
Schwarzenegger apparently agrees, he flies a jet to the corner supermarket.

jAZ
03-14-2008, 10:18 AM
Good to know that a non-trival portion of the population never grows any older than 14.

vailpass
03-14-2008, 10:30 AM
Oh yeah. I leave my hot tub on day and night all year round. Pool heater too. Drive my Yukon XL all over Phoenix. It has an E85/Ethanol option but do you think I use that crap?
Pulling a trailer with two quads, two motorcycles, and a sand rail up to Gordon's Wells for some dune running. Burn about 100 gallons of gas on a weekend, more if it's boating season.
Laugh my ass off, flick my cigarette butt out the window as I pull away.

Brock
03-14-2008, 10:32 AM
Good to know that a non-trival portion of the population never grows any older than 14.

It's also good to know that a much smaller portion of the population is of the "tut-tut, wag a finger" stripe.

jAZ
03-14-2008, 12:20 PM
It's also good to know that a much smaller portion of the population is of the "tut-tut, wag a finger" stripe.

Hardly. I thought your post was pretty funny. Same can't be said for the pseudo-tantrum in the OP.

Calcountry
03-14-2008, 02:07 PM
Global Warming can suck my baows.

Ultra Peanut
03-14-2008, 03:44 PM
hurf durf

Bootlegged
03-14-2008, 03:48 PM
Good to know that a non-trival portion of the population never grows any older than 14.

GOOD ONE!!

bango
03-14-2008, 08:41 PM
I agree with the general idea of this thread. I am pro global warming. I can not wait until the Spokane Area is a tropical paradise. My only fear is that all of the tree loving socialist hippies could be onto something and an ice age could strike. That would not be ideal. That is when I would start to help all of the people that have nothing better to do than save the plants.

whoman69
03-15-2008, 10:51 AM
Oh yeah. I leave my hot tub on day and night all year round. Pool heater too. Drive my Yukon XL all over Phoenix. It has an E85/Ethanol option but do you think I use that crap?
Pulling a trailer with two quads, two motorcycles, and a sand rail up to Gordon's Wells for some dune running. Burn about 100 gallons of gas on a weekend, more if it's boating season.
Laugh my ass off, flick my cigarette butt out the window as I pull away.

Yeah, you're a great American who really cares about his fellow man.

vailpass
03-15-2008, 01:27 PM
Yeah, you're a great American who really cares about his fellow man.

Quit being a pussy, you're a disgrace to your town and neighbors.
If you don't man up I'll take you behind CB Vernon and whoop your ass like a 6th grader.
Most of you Marionites are motorhead greasers who couldn't make it through Kirkwood. What happened to you? Why don't you like things with engines?

SNR
03-15-2008, 02:57 PM
This one time I littered. But that was more because I was upset that the car wash people didn't throw away my trash.