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Iowanian
03-15-2008, 11:43 AM
Ladies and Gentlemen.

Start your Engines for the Lurker 500.

In this race of planet history, Lurkers, those with less than 100 posts per year of membership are challenged!

Myself, and other tenured members I shall designate will pose comments, statements or questions of Chiefs Planet History. Your job~your Challenge! is to explain the story behind the comment, link it to its originating poster....explain why its relevant or funny. Bonus points awarded for context.

How well do the lurkers know us? How versed are the lurkers in our history?

At the end of this thread, I will donate $20 to Chiefsplanet in the name of the determined winner. The contest will end when I determine the thread/contest has run its course.

Points will be awarded by myself to the first lurker with correct explanation of each event. Bonus points will be given to those with less than 10 total posts.

Tenured posters are allowed to participate in the thread, however until a lurker answers a question...do not give the answer, or anything more than subtle hints on questions that may pose difficulty. Once revealed of the true answer.....feel free to give your take or comment on that moment.

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 11:45 AM
Future items may be simple....or more difficult and will be from various times of planet history.


1. The Chocolate Hogs.

KC Tattoo
03-15-2008, 11:50 AM
Somewhere, a lurker is laughing out loud @ YOU!!

Baconeater
03-15-2008, 11:55 AM
Future items may be simple....or more difficult and will be from various times of planet history.


1. The Chocolate Hogs.

Wow, I've been here a while and I have no idea what that's referring to. Good luck lurkers.

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 11:57 AM
Somewhere, a lurker is laughing out loud @ YOU!!

I'm sorry, Herve but with 1200+ posts in 9 months, you're too old for this season's American Idol.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/HerveVillechaize.jpg

Was it every explained 'why' you go by Tattoo?

Shootr
03-15-2008, 12:02 PM
Lurking nearly every day since the Planet's inception, I would bet that I am one of the most prolific lurkers around. I do not know about the chocolate hogs. I am embarrassed.

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 12:07 PM
Perhaps that question is too difficult to begin. We'll tag it as a bonus question, still in play....and move on.


2. The American Hero Caper

Shootr
03-15-2008, 12:12 PM
Perhaps that question is too difficult to begin. We'll tag it as a bonus question, still in play....and move on.


2. The American Hero Caper

Ooh, I think I know this one. American Hero really annoying troll-like bastard. Somehow, a planet member got some of his personal info and more planet members did some things to make his life miserable. Perhaps including getting him in trouble at his job?

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 12:14 PM
Shootr is the first lurker on the board.
+1 point for the overall situation.

A point still remains for explaining further details, including the home team-location of the troll in question.

Delano
03-15-2008, 12:15 PM
Ooh, I think I know this one. American Hero really annoying troll-like bastard. Somehow, a planet member got some of his personal info and more planet members did some things to make his life miserable. Perhaps including getting him in trouble at his job?

Holy God. You are a lurker defined.

Can you name American Hero's favorite NFL team?

Shootr
03-15-2008, 12:18 PM
Holy God. You are a lurker defined.

Can you name American Hero's favorite NFL team?

It is in the deep recesses of my lurker mind. I want to say Pittsburgh, but that doesn't seem quite right.

KC Tattoo
03-15-2008, 12:18 PM
I'm sorry, Herve but with 1200+ posts in 9 months, you're too old for this season's American Idol.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/HerveVillechaize.jpg

Was it every explained 'why' you go by Tattoo?


Cus my :arrow: Tattoo on my right arm/ got it on an all expense company paid trip I won to Cabo San Lucas Mexico last year. Awesome fun in the sun & lots of drinking:BLVD:. Thanks for asking:thumb::D

Delano
03-15-2008, 12:20 PM
It is in the deep recesses of my lurker mind. I want to say Pittsburgh, but that doesn't seem quite right.

The Steel Men are coming!

:clap:

Hoover
03-15-2008, 12:23 PM
Oh my God this could be the greatest of all Planet Threads

Rain Man
03-15-2008, 12:25 PM
Do I count as 500 lurkers?

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 12:25 PM
American Hero was not a Steeler fan. Steel Men are coming, is available in the hall of classics, but that troll, who was a steeler fan....American Hero was not.

No point.



#3.
bRainman has a notorius automobile. What is it and what color?

Chief Wiggum
03-15-2008, 12:32 PM
Perhaps that question is too difficult to begin. We'll tag it as a bonus question, still in play....and move on.

This went down waaay before I started lurking, but the guy was Slayer Diablo (I believe he changed his name a couple of times.) Apparently a know it all guy who got quotes wrong quite a bit - something about his sig and superfly or die.

Chocolate refers to the fact he gave chocolate to chicks for them to hang out after his church band played. I'm guessing the hog part came because it was big chicks. In the 007 photoshop, he's chilling with some hogs...

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 12:37 PM
Wiggums has done some diggin with the search function.

+2 for Chief Wiggum.

The Chocolate Hogs.
Slayer Diablo(who still lurks here but hasn't participated in years) was a 14 year old Tag student, and younger brother of one of our posters. His username came from a level of some game that I can't recall. He thought the Marine Saying in Full Metal Jacket was "Super Fly Do or Die" instead of "Sempre FI! Do or DIE! GUNG HO GUNG HO".

The Chocolate hogs were indeed other school age girls that this 14 year old PimpAmerican gave chocolate candy bars to in effort to stink up his finger.



Good job Wiggum!

Monk
03-15-2008, 12:38 PM
Apricot BMW

Chief Wiggum
03-15-2008, 12:40 PM
Come on Kristie Tynes question. I've got that one down...

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 12:41 PM
Very Nice, MONK! 7 years of service....7 posts. A true Contender of otheLurker Championhsip.


+1 Monk
bRainman is indeed known for an Apricot colored BMW.

A rule addition.
I'll award a bonus point to any lurker who tells 3 sentences about themselves following their answer.

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 12:43 PM
#4

Bobdole had an encounter with a well known individual in a restroom facility.
Who was that person and what is the story of the event?

Rain Man
03-15-2008, 12:43 PM
Apricot BMW

The beloved Z3.

VonneMarie
03-15-2008, 12:46 PM
#4

Bobdole had an encounter with a well known individual in a restroom facility.
Who was that person and what is the story of the event?

I know! I know!

StcChief
03-15-2008, 12:46 PM
Infamous member mostly posting in DC runs rival team BB.....

Shootr
03-15-2008, 12:48 PM
Infamous member mostly posting in DC runs rival team BB.....

That would be Mr. Taco John

Rain Man
03-15-2008, 12:49 PM
A cool question would ask lurkers to name the most romantic pairings of chiefsplanet members, both prior to chiefsplanet and meetings on chiefsplanet.

Shootr
03-15-2008, 12:49 PM
#4

Bobdole had an encounter with a well known individual in a restroom facility.
Who was that person and what is the story of the event?

Can I have a bonus point for mentioning another Bob Dole encounter in a restroom?

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 12:51 PM
A cool question would ask lurkers to name the most romantic pairings of chiefsplanet members, both prior to chiefsplanet and meetings on chiefsplanet.


I was working up to that line of questioning.


#5.
What was the first, public love quarrel and breakup that took place before the peeping eyes of Chiefsplanet.

Name both usernames as well as your recollection of the duel.

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 12:52 PM
Can I have a bonus point for mentioning another Bob Dole encounter in a restroom?


Let it rip, and Judges will consider your contribution.



While I can't award points...I'd like to know what their "favorite thread/story/quote" witness here has been. Set it up, explain it, and link it if you choose.

POP
03-15-2008, 12:55 PM
I was working up to that line of questioning.


#5.
What was the first, public love quarrel and breakup that took place before the peeping eyes of Chiefsplanet.

Name both usernames as well as your recollection of the duel.

Sky and Ebola something about dirty secrets in which Taco John started?

Shootr
03-15-2008, 12:55 PM
Let it rip, and Judges will consider your contribution.



While I can't award points...I'd like to know what their "favorite thread/story/quote" witness here has been. Set it up, explain it, and link it if you choose.

The birth and goodbye of Curly was one of my personal favorites.

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 12:56 PM
Sky and Ebola something about dirty secrets in which Taco John started?

Good Enough. I expected the answers to be related to Lurid trists and breakups that followed.

+1 Pop.

KcKing
03-15-2008, 12:59 PM
I was working up to that line of questioning.


#5.
What was the first, public love quarrel and breakup that took place before the peeping eyes of Chiefsplanet.

Name both usernames as well as your recollection of the duel.

Was that Luv n Moo?

Far as the recollection of that un... Moo was a pimp, and Luv didn't like it... Silliness and 939723669329732 pages of quoteables followed.

3 sentences?

Moved to KC area when I was 1 year old. Been here all my life. Normal life... Married, no kids... 2 cars, no dog... Joined Chiefsplanet a few years ago with blind homerism burning and was quickly reprimanded by JSP... Took the blinders off, and have lived a sad Chief loving self loathing life since... :(

KcKing
03-15-2008, 01:00 PM
Damn... late and wrong... I'll go back to my corner...

POP
03-15-2008, 01:01 PM
Good Enough. I expected the answers to be related to Lurid trists and breakups that followed.

+1 Pop.

Luv and I forgot the other one. LOL

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 01:08 PM
#4 is still in play.
Who did Bobdole run into in a public restroom and what happend?


#6.
"STOP OR I'll Shoot" A planeteer had an accident in his home. What happend and what was ventilated?

keg in kc
03-15-2008, 01:09 PM
The first public breakup was when marty's ass dumped Proctor for being over-affectionate.

Shootr
03-15-2008, 01:16 PM
#4 is still in play.
Who did Bobdole run into in a public restroom and what happend?


#6.
"STOP OR I'll Shoot" A planeteer had an accident in his home. What happend and what was ventilated?

#4. Was it Joe Montana and something to do with a fart?

POP
03-15-2008, 01:16 PM
#4 is still in play.
Who did Bobdole run into in a public restroom and what happend?

Was it Carl Peterson?

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 01:19 PM
Was that Luv n Moo?

Far as the recollection of that un... Moo was a pimp, and Luv didn't like it... Silliness and 939723669329732 pages of quoteables followed.

3 sentences?

Moved to KC area when I was 1 year old. Been here all my life. Normal life... Married, no kids... 2 cars, no dog... Joined Chiefsplanet a few years ago with blind homerism burning and was quickly reprimanded by JSP... Took the blinders off, and have lived a sad Chief loving self loathing life since... :(


kcking
no points for the question..... +1 for the info.


Keeping momentum. Next question.

#7
Someone almost saw a reporter naked. Whats the story?
Bonus point for naming the resulting thread that followed.

Shootr
03-15-2008, 01:23 PM
kcking
no points for the question..... +1 for the info.


Keeping momentum. Next question.

#7
Someone almost saw a reporter naked. Whats the story?
Bonus point for naming the resulting thread that followed.

Danielle Sargent?

POP
03-15-2008, 01:29 PM
kcking
no points for the question..... +1 for the info.


Keeping momentum. Next question.

#7
Someone almost saw a reporter naked. Whats the story?
Bonus point for naming the resulting thread that followed.

First part is Danielle Sargeant. How do the search function work? I can't can't get anything out of it.

POP
03-15-2008, 01:30 PM
Shootr is the first lurker on the board.
+1 point for the overall situation.

A point still remains for explaining further details, including the home team-location of the troll in question.

The Eagles?

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 01:32 PM
Danielle Sargent?

You're warm, definitely 1 piece of the puzzle....but I need more of the story before points are awarded.

Shootr
03-15-2008, 01:33 PM
You're warm, definitely 1 piece of the puzzle....but I need more of the story before points are awarded.

Only other thing I think I recall was that it was at training camp

Monk
03-15-2008, 01:35 PM
#4 is still in play.
Who did Bobdole run into in a public restroom and what happend?


#6.
"STOP OR I'll Shoot" A planeteer had an accident in his home. What happend and what was ventilated?

Mr. Iowanian, I am probably wrong on both.

#4 Not sure of the details, but I belive Mr. Bobdole encountered Ross Perot

#6. I guess ENDelt and refrigerator

Count Alex's Losses
03-15-2008, 01:37 PM
A famous planeteer had an "encounter" in a restroom. Which planeteer is involved and what happened in the encounter?

Chief Wiggum
03-15-2008, 01:39 PM
Been looking for the answer to #4 since the question was posted, and the only verifiable information I have that Bob Dole has ever even been in a bathroom is from his review of urinal cakes. For the record (as a tribute to Bob Dole) Chief Wiggum doesn't like blue urinal cakes either...

The search function is painful... All these questions are from before my time. I guess I'm just happy on on the board at the Lurker 500.

Thanks to GoBo for the rep and $10 in casino bucks :clap:

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 01:40 PM
Monk.

You're at least partially correct on both questions. I cannot offer tips for fairness in this thread, but these stories must be relayed to future generations to understand the culture of our cp forefathers.

It doesn't matter to me if one chooses to use the search function, but my true hope is to challenge you lurkers and see how much you know about the place. Obviously, the later arrivals can use this opportunity as a history lesson, to help understand why certain jokes are funny here, that might not be in other contexts.

POP
03-15-2008, 01:42 PM
I've given up on the search function. It is a complete joke.

Chief Wiggum
03-15-2008, 01:42 PM
A famous planeteer had an "encounter" in a restroom. Which planeteer is involved and what happened in the encounter?

Thanks for the clue Goatse! Per BD

"Bob Dole has previously posted about Bob Dole's encounter with Joe Montana in the men's room at Tom Fooleries on the Plaza in KC. Though uneventful, it's been a fairly decent story for quite a few years.

Until today, Bob Dole didn't really think much about the circumstances, but now Bob Dole is concerned that perhaps some sort of strange karma-thing is making itself felt.

Bob Dole was in the men's room across the hall from Bob Dole's office about 10 minutes ago, disposing of the last 2 pots of black coffee. A typical run-of-the-mill everyday occurance that Bob Dole is certain many of the people on here have in common.

Anyway, as with the Joe Montana story, the door opens and Bob Dole turns to look (without coughing, thank you) and Ross Perot strolls in and steps up to the urinal next to Bob Dole.

This makes 2 urinal encounters, and Bob Dole is wondering WTF is up with that?

Besides the connection with the previous encounter, this story is only bettered by the fact that Mr. Perot proceeded to do his best impression of General Colon Bowel barking out orders. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, even the very wealthy are apparently afflicted with flatulence now and again.

Unbelievable."

Ultra Peanut
03-15-2008, 01:43 PM
#6.
"STOP OR I'll Shoot" A planeteer had an accident in his home. What happend and what was ventilated?Hahahahaha. That was amazing.

This thread is amazing.

Count Alex's Losses
03-15-2008, 01:43 PM
Thanks for the clue Goatse! Per BD

"Bob Dole has previously posted about Bob Dole's encounter with Joe Montana in the men's room at Tom Fooleries on the Plaza in KC. Though uneventful, it's been a fairly decent story for quite a few years.

Until today, Bob Dole didn't really think much about the circumstances, but now Bob Dole is concerned that perhaps some sort of strange karma-thing is making itself felt.

Bob Dole was in the men's room across the hall from Bob Dole's office about 10 minutes ago, disposing of the last 2 pots of black coffee. A typical run-of-the-mill everyday occurance that Bob Dole is certain many of the people on here have in common.

Anyway, as with the Joe Montana story, the door opens and Bob Dole turns to look (without coughing, thank you) and Ross Perot strolls in and steps up to the urinal next to Bob Dole.

This makes 2 urinal encounters, and Bob Dole is wondering WTF is up with that?

Besides the connection with the previous encounter, this story is only bettered by the fact that Mr. Perot proceeded to do his best impression of General Colon Bowel barking out orders. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, even the very wealthy are apparently afflicted with flatulence now and again.

Unbelievable."

The restroom story question I posed is separate from the Bob Dole story.

Here's another question:

A famous planeteer had a crush on a girl at school. He was invited to a party. What was the nature of their relationship before the party, and what did said planeteer do at the party?

Hint - look in the hall of classics

POP
03-15-2008, 01:44 PM
The Eagles?

Right, wrong, warm, cold?

StcChief
03-15-2008, 01:46 PM
I've given up on the search function. It is a complete joke.well knowing who to use it is one thing.

the fact that it might be slow is a factor of the database (indexing capability) and it's table design

milkman
03-15-2008, 01:46 PM
Right, wrong, warm, cold?

One of the above.

Ultra Peanut
03-15-2008, 01:47 PM
Right, wrong, warm, cold?http://i26.tinypic.com/hsuqrk.jpg

Chief Wiggum
03-15-2008, 01:49 PM
In a shameless ploy for more points, I was born and raised in Hutchinson, KS until my family moved to the west coast when I was 16. Gonzaga is my alma mater and hoops team. I hate Roy Williams because of how he left KU - even though I don't care about their team.

Mr Iowanian, I respect the spirit of this thread, and because I won't get most of the questions, I'll bow out of the competition for lurkers that have been around and can answer off of the cuff. I'll enjoy reading it though...

Nzoner
03-15-2008, 01:54 PM
Great thread idea I'm looking forward to keeping up with this

StcChief
03-15-2008, 01:59 PM
Great thread idea I'm looking forward to keeping up with thissolidifying the knowledge of history here into a thread

VonneMarie
03-15-2008, 02:08 PM
I don't even know half of these.

Nzoner
03-15-2008, 02:09 PM
I don't even know half of these.

$1100?WTF,did you go on a winning streak?

VonneMarie
03-15-2008, 02:11 PM
$1100?WTF,did you go on a winning streak?

Roulette, baby! At 90 a bet. And everyone repping me. LOL.

chagrin
03-15-2008, 02:44 PM
Lurking nearly every day since the Planet's inception, I would bet that I am one of the most prolific lurkers around. I do not know about the chocolate hogs. I am embarrassed.

Shootr - what's up dude, I was in a randomly assigned fantasy football league with you 3 seasons ago - what's going on!

Ultra Peanut
03-15-2008, 02:51 PM
I don't even know half of these.That's because you disappeared. Remember?

Shootr
03-15-2008, 03:08 PM
Shootr - what's up dude, I was in a randomly assigned fantasy football league with you 3 seasons ago - what's going on!

Hey man, yep I remember that. I don't think I did too well in that league...

BigMeatballDave
03-15-2008, 03:20 PM
Jeez, my memory is for shit. I don't recall any of these mentioned.

Lurker2:-)=)
03-15-2008, 04:08 PM
I'm a lurker for sure, but I haven't been around very long... only ~ 3 years. I want to say American hero was a Donkey fan :-) and the only Chiefs bathroom incident thread I recall was the one where the drunk female fan got to use the men's bathroom's bathroom by showing the guys her chest...

3 sentences about me... I really like the Chiefs, second only to my Bears that I grew up with, and my new "dream" is to get to attend a home game at Arrowhead to hear "the home of the... CHIEEEFFFFFFFFSSSSS" :-). I live in St Louis (yes, I know, I'm living in a "good football"-barren land) and I work with children with autism. And I think for the Chiefs to win, Carl must go!

DaFace
03-15-2008, 04:49 PM
I've always thought it would be cool to have some sort of wiki with tales of ChiefsPlanet lore recorded with some of this stuff.

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 05:00 PM
+1 for Lurker2 for the information, though the nice attempt is a foul tip.


The answers I'm looking for on the bobdole enounter is not the Joe Montana Story. The Ross Perot incident is the correct selection. The torrid tale speaks of a side by side incident, in which H Ross Perot stood next to bobdole at the urinal, and unleashed a blast of ass which shook his oversized ears too and fro. He did refer to him as "General Colon Bowel.

+1 Chiefs wigum

This thread is designed to let the old timers recall the old days and share some history, encourage some lurkers into the light of day, and share our history with the newer posters. Its the nexus of all that is wrong in the world wrapped up in 1 thread. Awesomeness shall prevail.


I'm still seeking closure and follow up on "danielle Seargent at Riverfalls" story.

The question is still up for grabs regarding the Death an appliance.

Gochiefs wants to know what he did at a urinal, and which nickname I bestowed upon him due to that incident.

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 05:04 PM
The answer is unknown. I'll issue 100 bonus points to anyone that can tell me what truely happend to MrBlonde, even if its via PM.


The next question pertains to an incident involving a mini-mountain of discarded deciduous tree clorophyll conversion devices. How, according to Planet lore might one encourage misguided youth from driving through them? Which planeteer is responsible?

Skip Towne
03-15-2008, 05:15 PM
The answer is unknown. I'll issue 100 bonus points to anyone that can tell me what truely happend to MrBlonde, even if its via PM.


The next question pertains to an incident involving a mini-mountain of discarded deciduous tree clorophyll conversion devices. How, according to Planet lore might one encourage misguided youth from driving through them? Which planeteer is responsible?

Huh?

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 05:19 PM
Pile of leaves, skip...Pile of leaves. Not the pile of velvetleaf down in your outhouse either.



Next challenge question.

The All Idiot Team.


What is it, why was it created, and why is it funny? No answer valid without the name of the rival poster who initiated it.

Bonus points for naming 2 of that persons Chiefsplanet(star board too) rivals
Bonus point for that rival poster's real name.

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 05:33 PM
The Eagles?

American Hero incident explained

American Hero was indeed an Eagles fan from Philly, a hoity-toity attorney who came to the planet, started more than a couple of threads where he went far beyond talking smack about the Chiefs. He disparaged Missouri, the Midwest, Kansas City, the people, the women, the mothers, the buildings....everything. While the planet warriors unsheathed their swords and readied for war!!! American Hero threw down, challenged that noone could find him anyway. His email address was used to sign up for the username, and it was his buisness address. One of the planet attorneys looked him up in some attorney book/list and listed everything about him, short of his Mother's cervix size(which might have been 7cm) including business and phone numbers....We knew his gpa in college.

Someone, still unknown to me to this day contacted his employer in an unsavory moment in our history.

The guy came back with the apology thread you can find in the hall of classics today. It was potentially the most devestating, brutal act of barbarism in defense of Chief fans in the history of the internet. Daniel "American Hero"'s ass was indeed penetrated for all glory to be seen.

He likely still walks with a limp today after the foot placed in his ass.

thestickboy
03-15-2008, 05:38 PM
I would like to use this opportunity to make my fifth post.

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 05:43 PM
thestickboy.....MarkM's twin brother?

Side by side, you guys could get a job on Sesame Street on "number 11 day"


thestickboy +1(under 10 post contribution)

Shootr
03-15-2008, 05:54 PM
Pile of leaves, skip...Pile of leaves. Not the pile of velvetleaf down in your outhouse either.



Next challenge question.

The All Idiot Team.


What is it, why was it created, and why is it funny? No answer valid without the name of the rival poster who initiated it.

Bonus points for naming 2 of that persons Chiefsplanet(star board too) rivals
Bonus point for that rival poster's real name.

I know parts of this. The all idiot team was started by Packfan. Also known as Ken and Dienberg sticks out in my mind as his part of his name.

blueballs
03-15-2008, 05:58 PM
this thread needs to be broken down with tabs
I'm interested in the man from PA

"Bob" Dobbs
03-15-2008, 05:59 PM
An existential question. Would a TRUE lurker ever post in this thread?

I know the answer to Goatse's restroom question, but technically, I have too many posts to answer.

Baconeater
03-15-2008, 06:13 PM
The question is still up for grabs regarding the Death an appliance.

I can't believe no one has answered this one yet.

Here's a clue to the poster involved with the incident:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/25/200px-Full-metal-jacket-901.jpg

Craash
03-15-2008, 08:52 PM
I can't believe no one has answered this one yet.

Here's a clue to the poster involved with the incident:

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/25/200px-Full-metal-jacket-901.jpg

That would be frazod, right?

Let me thought out there 'gochiefs' as the answer for who drove around the block time and time again while gather courage to meet a girl at a party. That HAS to be coming up.

alanm
03-15-2008, 09:00 PM
I've known the answer so far to every question posed. But alas unable to answer. :(

Baconeater
03-15-2008, 09:10 PM
That would be frazod, right?.
You don't appear to be eligible to answer. You'd better read the rules as to not incur the wrath of Iowanian.

I've known the answer so far to every question posed. But alas unable to answer. :(
Just delete about 12,500 of your posts and you'll be golden.:D

Craash
03-15-2008, 09:12 PM
You don't appear to be eligible to answer. You'd better read the rules as to not incur the wrath of Iowanian.


Just delete about 12,500 of your posts and you'll be golden.:D

Considering I didn't actually answer anything, I think I'm ok. ;-)

KcKing
03-15-2008, 10:02 PM
Pile of leaves, skip...Pile of leaves. Not the pile of velvetleaf down in your outhouse either.



Next challenge question.

The All Idiot Team.


What is it, why was it created, and why is it funny? No answer valid without the name of the rival poster who initiated it.

Bonus points for naming 2 of that persons Chiefsplanet(star board too) rivals
Bonus point for that rival poster's real name.


The All Idiot Team was created by Packfan... The funny thing about it, was that it was created by him to iggy posters he felt not on his level... But he was filled with such dumbassery... Everybody wanted to be iggy'ed (that a real word?) by him anyway...

And how bout Titus and John as his "rivals"??

KcMizzou
03-15-2008, 10:06 PM
Damn... this has the potential to be one of the best threads ever. I'll be back to read from the start later. Nice idea.

VonneMarie
03-15-2008, 10:12 PM
That's because you disappeared. Remember?

I was gone for 5 months with a broken computer. So you're telling me all this stuff happened in that span? :spock:

Dartgod
03-15-2008, 10:35 PM
The All Idiot Team was created by Packfan...
This is not accurate.

Great thread idea Iowanian.

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 11:18 PM
I know parts of this. The all idiot team was started by Packfan. Also known as Ken and Dienberg sticks out in my mind as his part of his name.


+1 shootr for getting the rival poster(packfan) and his real name.

Yourself and kcking are close enough to get the explanation and story correction, but not enough to get the point.


Packfan fancied himself a real lombardi. He believed all Chief fans to be complete morAns and was known for suggesting the Chiefs were idiots for every FA signing or trade "Guys like Marcus Allen are available for free every day and the Chiefs traded a pick" would be a typical answer. He was the "newman" to KCTITUS and DARTGOD's Sienfeld. MarkM also had a pretty notorius fued, which escalated when packfan said markslim was a d umbass and never attended a game in Greenbay. He was often proven wrong by the planet archivist....Kctitus(who doesn't post here NEARLY OFTEN ENOUGH...NOR DOES HIS BROTHER)....a quote never escapes that guy when you're wrong.

Anyway....He placed Titus and Dartgod on his "all idiot team"......

Where you're wrong.

Mi_Chiefs_fan and I believe MarkM created the "all idiot team" in which it was essentially mocking packfan, and an honor to be selected. positions were given, and writeups written regarding the abilities each poster would bring to the cyber-Gridiron based off of their posting styles and previous revelations. While packfan mentioned the all-idiot team...its true planet Lore can be found in threads of those mentioned above.

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 11:19 PM
The All Idiot Team was created by Packfan... The funny thing about it, was that it was created by him to iggy posters he felt not on his level... But he was filled with such dumbassery... Everybody wanted to be iggy'ed (that a real word?) by him anyway...

And how bout Titus and John as his "rivals"??

The top part isn't quite right.....

kcking +1 point for correctly labeling Titus and JOhn among his rivals. dartgod is also an acceptable answer.


The identity of Maytag Murder is still in play.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 12:00 AM
Who was "thefly" what did the poster become and what was the End of the story?

alanm
03-16-2008, 12:01 AM
Mi_Chiefs_fan and I believe MarkM created the "all idiot team" in which it was essentially mocking packfan, and an honor to be selected. positions were given, and writeups written regarding the abilities each poster would bring to the cyber-Gridiron based off of their posting styles and previous revelations. While packfan mentioned the all-idiot team...its true planet Lore can be found in threads of those mentioned above.
I happen to have been honored by being called a "Idiot" by Packfan also honored to be the Waterboy on the All Idiots Team. :thumb:

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 12:26 AM
Congratulations Bobby Bouchalanm!


The next item will be

Which player's mother posted here for a while?

Rain Man
03-16-2008, 12:40 AM
This may be going too far back, but does anyone remember why did RJ get banned from the KC Star Board? I always found that humorous.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 12:45 AM
I admit, I'm stumpified on that one.

Going back to the Star days....I'd throw up "the mike keck incident" as a test question.
Which Chiefsplanet icon's ass was he going to kick at the airport?

KcMizzou
03-16-2008, 12:46 AM
This may be going too far back, but does anyone remember why did RJ get banned from the KC Star Board? I always found that humorous.Too far back for me. But, If it's the RJ I think you're talking about, it probably wasn't for posting nudie pics.

alanm
03-16-2008, 12:50 AM
I admit, I'm stumpified on that one.

Going back to the Star days....I'd throw up "the mike keck incident" as a test question.
Which Chiefsplanet icon's ass was he going to kick at the airport?
Would this have something to do with Mike Petersen?

Huffmeister
03-16-2008, 12:51 AM
The next question pertains to an incident involving a mini-mountain of discarded deciduous tree clorophyll conversion devices. How, according to Planet lore might one encourage misguided youth from driving through them? Which planeteer is responsible?

Bwana says to hide a large metal object in the pile of leaves. Engine block, maybe?

That was a good story, but not as good as the bird-bombs against the meth-monkeys, and Jettio's resulting melt-down.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 12:53 AM
+1 Cankerskull.


Mike Pederson is the original "rich scanlon" and was followed by 'dan morgan'.

Mick Keck was a poster on the star......I'll fill in the story but would like to see other views first.

Rausch
03-16-2008, 12:54 AM
I admit, I'm stumpified on that one.

Going back to the Star days....I'd throw up "the mike keck incident" as a test question.
Which Chiefsplanet icon's ass was he going to kick at the airport?

Now I'm flooded with ideas. Good threads.

Rain Man
03-16-2008, 01:06 AM
Too far back for me. But, If it's the RJ I think you're talking about, it probably wasn't for posting nudie pics.

It's probably too far back to be anywhere but a Chiefsplanet cuneiform tablet, but it was part of the issues that led to the creation of Chiefsplanet. The mods over there were deleting threads and suspending people for some rather perplexing reasons, and RJ made some post where he used an innocuous Spanish term. I don't remember what it was, something like huevos rancheros or hasta la vista or something. He was promptly suspended for something like "racist demagoguery" or something.

Bwana
03-16-2008, 01:06 AM
This thread is going to be pure gold.

Rain Man
03-16-2008, 01:08 AM
Oh, here's a good one for the lurkers. What people have held the "most cumulative posts" position since the founding of the planet?

Logical
03-16-2008, 01:34 AM
What question about the offense was posed to packfan that embarrassed him to the point he went on a rampage that led to the eventual creation of the all idiots team?

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 08:04 AM
I can't believe I missed that particular Addition, as it is definitely a planet folklore question anytime someone questions football knowledge of an old timer.


Still in play.

1. The accidental Shooting.

2. The Mike Keck Incident

3. What gochiefs admitted concerning a pubic restroom and his given name after that. Bonus points for listing 4 of his other handles

4. Thefly....who did it become, the story and the grand finale

the Talking Can
03-16-2008, 08:16 AM
Iowanian,

This thread is pure chiefs-planet-spelling-genious.

How about a bonus point if someone can name the gaffe, or goof, that pacfan made related to his understanding of football. We tortured him with it forever in the following manner:

Packfan: "Typical chiefs fans, another bad signing..."

Us: "Coming from the guy who didn't even know _____________ , that's hilarious...."


(i only vaguely remember the mistake, but I'm sure someone remembers the exact details)

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 08:17 AM
New:

What significance is the # 37 on Chiefsplanet?



KCTitus indeed DID pose a question of football knowledge on Packfan(who said Priest Holmes sucked and prefered Donnell Bennet). Given the comments of Logical and the Can that talks.....What was this question. This important answer shall be worthy of 2!!!! points.(3 if you tell about yourself, lurker)

the Talking Can
03-16-2008, 08:18 AM
What question about the offense was posed to packfan that embarrassed him to the point he went on a rampage that led to the eventual creation of the all idiots team?

omg!!


you beat me to it.....ROFL

the Talking Can
03-16-2008, 08:20 AM
just to suggest some further avenues of questioning:

denise - gannon - website

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 08:25 AM
Excellent suggestion.

Which NFL player was stalked by memyselfI(sofisty/dense) and her website? Which team does this supposed Chiefs fan also claim to like?

Bonus Points.
Name the infamous parody site, and her response to the site.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 08:26 AM
How did "anti-freeze" become a common lexicon on CP?

Skip Towne
03-16-2008, 08:33 AM
Great thread. It could go on for awhile.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 08:35 AM
How many times has skiptowne's house burned?
What is his profession?



What is the significance of "classless and deranged"?

burt
03-16-2008, 08:43 AM
I have only known about half the answers! Awesome thread!:thumb:

the Talking Can
03-16-2008, 08:58 AM
Bonus Points.
Name the infamous parody site, and her response to the site.

and name the poster responsible for the site

BigMeatballDave
03-16-2008, 09:06 AM
Awesome ****ing thread!

Shootr
03-16-2008, 09:29 AM
New:

What significance is the # 37 on Chiefsplanet?





37 was Joe Delaney's number. 37Forever was created in his memory. 37Forever helped provide swimming lessons for kids.

Shootr
03-16-2008, 09:30 AM
Excellent suggestion.

Which NFL player was stalked by memyselfI(sofisty/dense) and her website? Which team does this supposed Chiefs fan also claim to like?

Bonus Points.
Name the infamous parody site, and her response to the site.

Rich Gannon

Dartgod
03-16-2008, 09:33 AM
+1 shootr for getting the rival poster(packfan) and his real name.

Yourself and kcking are close enough to get the explanation and story correction, but not enough to get the point.


Packfan fancied himself a real lombardi. He believed all Chief fans to be complete morAns and was known for suggesting the Chiefs were idiots for every FA signing or trade "Guys like Marcus Allen are available for free every day and the Chiefs traded a pick" would be a typical answer. He was the "newman" to KCTITUS and DARTGOD's Sienfeld. MarkM also had a pretty notorius fued, which escalated when packfan said markslim was a d umbass and never attended a game in Greenbay. He was often proven wrong by the planet archivist....Kctitus(who doesn't post here NEARLY OFTEN ENOUGH...NOR DOES HIS BROTHER)....a quote never escapes that guy when you're wrong.

Anyway....He placed Titus and Dartgod on his "all idiot team"......

Where you're wrong.

Mi_Chiefs_fan and I believe MarkM created the "all idiot team" in which it was essentially mocking packfan, and an honor to be selected. positions were given, and writeups written regarding the abilities each poster would bring to the cyber-Gridiron based off of their posting styles and previous revelations. While packfan mentioned the all-idiot team...its true planet Lore can be found in threads of those mentioned above.
Titus and Luzap were the first two members of the All-Idiot Team. I was added shortly after he accused me of lying about meeting several members of the planet at a Chiefs tailgate.

POP
03-16-2008, 09:33 AM
and name the poster responsible for the site

MeMyselfI

the Talking Can
03-16-2008, 09:35 AM
MeMyselfI

yes

but I'm referring to the parody site

Shootr
03-16-2008, 09:37 AM
yes

but I'm referring to the parody site

KCGannonstalker.com

Dartgod
03-16-2008, 09:37 AM
yes

but I'm referring to the parody site
Very few people know who did that. I happen to be one of them.

the Talking Can
03-16-2008, 09:38 AM
Very few people know who did that. I happen to be one of them.

i was just looking for the poster's planet name....I don't actually know who it was...

Dartgod
03-16-2008, 09:40 AM
i was just looking for the poster's planet name....I don't actually know who it was...
I'm not telling...

the Talking Can
03-16-2008, 09:41 AM
KCGannonstalker.com

i can't give you points, but yes again

a trip down memory lane (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/archive/index.php/t-122354.html)...

Hog Farmer
03-16-2008, 10:04 AM
I miss the good ole days when a lurker was drawn out and we beat his skull in !

But this is fun too.

keg in kc
03-16-2008, 10:16 AM
I'm not telling...Me either.

Unless somebody slips me $100.

burt
03-16-2008, 10:20 AM
This is more fun.

Huffmeister
03-16-2008, 10:22 AM
How did "anti-freeze" become a common lexicon on CP?

Was that one of the helpful hints given when QuickSurfer's cat went missing?

Baby Lee
03-16-2008, 10:30 AM
A poster once blamed a run of dumbassery on a strange form of intoxication. Who was it and what was the intoxicant?

Dartgod
03-16-2008, 10:31 AM
Me either.

Unless somebody slips me $100.
I'll do it for $95 :D

Baby Lee
03-16-2008, 10:38 AM
I'll do it for $95 :D
Ill-Logical mused way back in 2005 that more people than not amongst planet verterans knew who he was. Guess I'm one out of the loop coot.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 10:51 AM
+4 shootr.

Credit for 37forever, which originated from a thread by a poster named Adam Jassey from the star. that conversation came here with the new board, and became the 37forever foundation. that group, composed mostly of members of this board began fund raising and was successful in providing swimming lessons to several kids in Missouri and Louisiana(Delaney's home turf). The group also lobbied for 37 to be in the ring of fame, successfully, and was part of a nice article in Sports Illustrated about Delaney.

Also credited with dense's favorite team, the raiders, where she indeed had an online stalker's shrine to Rich Gannon. KCGannonstalker.com was created by an unnamed, but known to many, member of the board. She threatened legal action for the site to be removed, not an unique action to that poster.


I think the commentary of those posters involved or with better recollections of these events can only improve the thread. Bring it strong!

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 10:54 AM
The Skinsbra effect.

Describe skinsbra, who the character copied, famous punchline.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 10:55 AM
Was that one of the helpful hints given when QuickSurfer's cat went missing?


Antifreeze was already part of the lexicon prior to that event...which in and of itself deserves to be a lesson on this unit. You're warm, but not getting a point.

Baby Lee
03-16-2008, 11:01 AM
The Skinsbra effect.

Describe skinsbra, who the character copied, famous punchline.

ROFL ROFL - Iranian spring brake!!

VonneMarie
03-16-2008, 11:13 AM
Hey can non lurkers play to?

burt
03-16-2008, 11:15 AM
Hey can non lurkers play to?

not if they have deleted a post in this thread........

VonneMarie
03-16-2008, 11:18 AM
not if they have deleted a post in this thread........

I wrote an answer but it was probably wrong any way. :)

chefsos
03-16-2008, 11:19 AM
Still in play.

1. The accidental Shooting...

This one should be easy lurkers, 'cause it wasn't that long ago.
Hintage: Morning of the 2005 opener with the Jets...

blueballs
03-16-2008, 12:00 PM
How did GoCHiefs first get baned

SNAFU
03-16-2008, 12:05 PM
I can't believe I missed that particular Addition, as it is definitely a planet folklore question anytime someone questions football knowledge of an old timer.


Still in play.

1. The accidental Shooting.

2. The Mike Keck Incident

3. What gochiefs admitted concerning a pubic restroom and his given name after that. Bonus points for listing 4 of his other handles

4. Thefly....who did it become, the story and the grand finale


3...This must be where meatpeeker comes from. I never heard the full story. Goatse is one handle.

Mosbonian
03-16-2008, 12:11 PM
A question for old time lurkers:

1) He was a "personal" friend of Warren Moon having met him while try to hock his wares...

2) He was known by a nickname that belied what product he was peddling...

Bonus point if you can remember his real first name

mmaddog
*******

Mosbonian
03-16-2008, 12:17 PM
Another gem of the old years:

1) He was the most annoying Cowboys fan to ever grace either the Star or CP board. He was constantly a whipping boy for Titus for saying one thing and then something else later.

Who was he?

mmaddog
*******

SNAFU
03-16-2008, 12:18 PM
For bonus points I grew up in southern cali. I spent my freshman year of H.S. in Japan. I went to the same college Herm ****ing Edwards went to. I lived in the Wichita area until 3 years ago when I moved to a very desolate place in SW Oklahoma. Bonus info...while in Japan, I atttempted to climb Mt. Fuji. That is all.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 12:19 PM
3...This must be where meatpeeker comes from. I never heard the full story. Goatse is one handle.

+1 snafu...meatpeeker
+1 snafu, 3 lines about self

Gochiefs, draven, goatse among others, posted a thread about an experience in a public restroom. During this encounter, he expressed joy and satisfaction to have looked at the Wedding tackle of the man urinating next to him, who was apparently a black dude, and hung like a donkey show main event. During that thread of hilarity and bashing that followed...I indeed labeled him "meatpeeker"

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 12:21 PM
A question for old time lurkers:

1) He was a "personal" friend of Warren Moon having met him while try to hock his wares...

2) He was known by a nickname that belied what product he was peddling...

Bonus point if you can remember his real first name

mmaddog
*******

Good questions mmaddog. I admit, I can't recall the name of this poster, but I remember the gist.


Many of you know that our good friend with excellent penmanship, and contributor to kcchiefsdotcom, IdahoJim posts here.

Next question.
Another KC reporter posts on Chiefsplanet, and has lifted terms coined here for his column. Who is that reporter, and what 2 usernames has he posted here under?

alanm
03-16-2008, 12:25 PM
A question for old time lurkers:

1) He was a "personal" friend of Warren Moon having met him while try to hock his wares...

2) He was known by a nickname that belied what product he was peddling...

Bonus point if you can remember his real first name

mmaddog
*******
1.T
2.SW

Skip Towne
03-16-2008, 12:25 PM
I miss the good ole days when a lurker was drawn out and we beat his skull in !

But this is fun too.

That wasn't lurkers, that was n00bs.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 12:27 PM
1.T
2.SW


Now I remember.


I also remember the cowboy fan.

SNAFU
03-16-2008, 12:28 PM
Good questions mmaddog. I admit, I can't recall the name of this poster, but I remember the gist.


Many of you know that our good friend with excellent penmanship, and contributor to kcchiefsdotcom, IdahoJim posts here.

Next question.
Another KC reporter posts on Chiefsplanet, and has lifted terms coined here for his column. Who is that reporter, and what 2 usernames has he posted here under?

Jason Whitlock. I know one username is Jwhit. Is the other WhitiE?

alanm
03-16-2008, 12:30 PM
Now I remember.


I also remember the cowboy fan.
That was a hint since I'm not eligible for points. But unless you've been around long enough you wouldn't get it anyway.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 12:30 PM
Jason Whitlock. I know one username is Jwhit. Is the other WhitiE?

+1 snafu

The other UN was bigsexy.

Shootr
03-16-2008, 12:30 PM
Next question.
Another KC reporter posts on Chiefsplanet, and has lifted terms coined here for his column. Who is that reporter, and what 2 usernames has he posted here under?

That would be whitlock. TrINT would be one of the terms. I believe one name he used was big sexy, but I'm not sure.

SNAFU
03-16-2008, 12:32 PM
For bonus points I grew up in southern cali. I spent my freshman year of H.S. in Japan. I went to the same college Herm ****ing Edwards went to. I lived in the Wichita area until 3 years ago when I moved to a very desolate place in SW Oklahoma. Bonus info...while in Japan, I atttempted to climb Mt. Fuji. That is all.

Don't forget my bonus points, sir. I am in it to win it. :D

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 12:35 PM
If some of the monday lurkers don't get

1. the appliance assasination
2. the mike keck incident
3. thefly became another poster, who had an explosive demise...
4.Skinsbra....

I might be forced to unholster my cap pistols.

Count Alex's Losses
03-16-2008, 12:35 PM
How did GoCHiefs first get baned

This is a good question. I know the answer. I wonder if Iowanian does, let alone a lurker.

Shootr
03-16-2008, 12:49 PM
If some of the monday lurkers don't get

1. the appliance assasination
2. the mike keck incident
3. thefly became another poster, who had an explosive demise...


I might be forced to unholster my cap pistols.

I have been trying to recall the Mike Keck thing, I think he was the guy who was wanting to meet people to fight them. I believe he was a fan of another team, but I can't remember what team.

Mosbonian
03-16-2008, 12:57 PM
That was a hint since I'm not eligible for points. But unless you've been around long enough you wouldn't get it anyway.

A little bit of digging will get you both answers....using the search function.

mmaddog
*******

the Talking Can
03-16-2008, 01:06 PM
you should award 1/2 points for every alias of - ahem, shut your mouth (t-o-m c-a-s-h) - that can be named....there must be 2 dozen....

KCTitus
03-16-2008, 01:19 PM
It's probably too far back to be anywhere but a Chiefsplanet cuneiform tablet, but it was part of the issues that led to the creation of Chiefsplanet. The mods over there were deleting threads and suspending people for some rather perplexing reasons, and RJ made some post where he used an innocuous Spanish term. I don't remember what it was, something like huevos rancheros or hasta la vista or something. He was promptly suspended for something like "racist demagoguery" or something.

The mods at the Star board went crazy in an attempt to break up the political threads on the board that ensued during the offseason. It was July/August of 2000...a presidential election year and there wasnt much Chiefs to talk about. Luzap's thread got it started...I think it was called 25 things you must believe to be a democrat...the result is history. The banning for speaking spanish was just hilarious. It killed that board.

KCTitus
03-16-2008, 01:32 PM
Several of the really old ones...Keck and Moons 'biggest' fan were from the Star's BB, prior to the planet.

Keck, if I remember this right, also claimed to be a CIA agent and wanted to meet Phobia at the airport to fight.

Chief Wiggum
03-16-2008, 02:00 PM
Alright, I know I said I was bowing out, but it seems others are utilizing the search function, so I have decided to throw my hat back in the ring.

To the death of an appliance:
This was frazod. He shot his fridge in his kitchen with a real gun...and I think his pantry door too. I'm guessing the freon from the fridge was what needed to be ventilated. I've done quite a bit of searching but can't quite find out why he shot his fridge and what the story behind it was. Luckily, no beer was injured in the shooting.

Chief Wiggum
03-16-2008, 02:49 PM
Answer for skinsbra:

Quite possibly the coolest user ever on the planet (for anyone who doesn't know who he is, like me, you have to read some of the archives - too freakin' funny!)

Skinsbra was a dude who spoke in messed up English and used to really give it to the Iowanian, whom he called Iranian. He loved to post pics of chicks on threads and got his file attachment privelages revoked for a bit.

Skinsbra (a.k.a. skinswin, skinsbro) was a derivative of a Bengals fan called bengals rule who apparently really talked like that.

His famous catch phrase was "HOOOOOOOOOOOOCK."

Delano
03-16-2008, 03:07 PM
What thread is John Matrix famous for?

What current poster is responsible for The Matrix Dogpile?

Logical
03-16-2008, 03:16 PM
What will eat your brains, if Skip or Ultra Peanut want to insult you?

burt
03-16-2008, 03:45 PM
this thread needs to be broken down with tabs
I'm interested in the man from PA

Best leave that dog sleeping!

Rausch
03-16-2008, 03:54 PM
What thread is John Matrix famous for?


I've still got the now infamous pic somewhere...

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 04:10 PM
Answer for skinsbra:

Quite possibly the coolest user ever on the planet (for anyone who doesn't know who he is, like me, you have to read some of the archives - too freakin' funny!)

Skinsbra was a dude who spoke in messed up English and used to really give it to the Iowanian, whom he called Iranian. He loved to post pics of chicks on threads and got his file attachment privelages revoked for a bit.

Skinsbra (a.k.a. skinswin, skinsbro) was a derivative of a Bengals fan called bengals rule who apparently really talked like that.

His famous catch phrase was "HOOOOOOOOOOOOCK."


You've done your homework.
+2 Chiefwiggums.


Skinsbra is an alias character of a planet icon and regular. The character was based off of a Bengals poster named "bengals_Rule" that someone here found, I believe on a Ravens board. That poster really did post very similar to skinsbra...it was an excellent rendition of bengalsrule. It was a good gimmick that got alot of laughs.

Don bannd ma porker! hooooooooooock.


Titus is correct about the mikekeck. It was a trick question, as he never did come to Chiefsplanet....He did claim to be some form of spy and special agent and was pretty confrontational. I was dipping my toes into internet message boards at the time and it was my first involvement in a confrontation online. While Phobia jousted with him, he was invited to the airport to fight. If I recall, phildo advised that he would be a 300lb hillbilly in bib overalls and accused mikekeck of not showing.

At one point, he put his work phone number on the board, daring anyone to call him.....and someone did, claiming to be me. It wasn't, but the online festivities associated with that continued for a short while...... My very first online smack may very well have officially been labelling him with the song..."Secret Aaaaaaagent Keck"

The test with this question was longevity.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 04:13 PM
Alright, I know I said I was bowing out, but it seems others are utilizing the search function, so I have decided to throw my hat back in the ring.

To the death of an appliance:
This was frazod. He shot his fridge in his kitchen with a real gun...and I think his pantry door too. I'm guessing the freon from the fridge was what needed to be ventilated. I've done quite a bit of searching but can't quite find out why he shot his fridge and what the story behind it was. Luckily, no beer was injured in the shooting.


Correct.
+1 Wiggum.

Frazod was indeed the Maytag Murderer. Checking a bump in the night, with his cocked revolver, in a half-awake haze...Frazod became startled and shot the family refrigerator.

BLAM!

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 04:17 PM
Next situation.


A planet regular, and season ticket holder got in trouble at Arrowhead and posted a thread about it.

For 2 points.

Who was it, what happend, and what "only on Chiefsplanet" moment followed?

Boise_Chief
03-16-2008, 04:42 PM
A regular ( I don't remember who and I don't use the search funtion) was at his seat in the upper deck at Arrowhead. he attempted to refresh his coke with a little something from his flask. A security guard made him dump it out. After posting it on the planet, another poster Deputy Dawg I believe was the security guard. He was a long time lurker and offered to buy the offender a new coke at the next home game.

Boise_Chief
03-16-2008, 04:43 PM
I'll read back and find any others that may have not been answered. This thread may screw up my minimium posts per day average I have been working on.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 04:46 PM
correct.

+1 BoiseChief

Nzoner had a cellphone flask he took into Arrowhead. He was seen by a security guard and it was confiscated. An angry Nzoner created a thread about it, and entering that thread stage left...DeputyDog(at least as refered to by Nzoner) turned out to be a member of Chiefsplanet. It is also my recollection that they met at a later game and remedied the situation. Only on Chiefsplanet.

Boise_Chief
03-16-2008, 04:50 PM
Originally Posted by mmaddog
A question for old time lurkers:

1) He was a "personal" friend of Warren Moon having met him while try to hock his wares...

2) He was known by a nickname that belied what product he was peddling...

Bonus point if you can remember his real first name

mmaddog


Uggg I am totally locking on this. Give me a minute.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 04:52 PM
The Danielle Sargeant-River Falls event is still on board.

For a bonus point, find the post responsible and link that hilarity with your answer.


The life and death of thefly is still on board.


The epic dumb@$$ary of the Johnnymatrix incident is now on the board...with a bonus point for naming that posters cowardly character who denies being him.


To keep this thread alive in my pending absense....I'm relying on the old guard to think of some of the most important point/threads/jokes/notorious events in CP history. You are responsible for assigning points to any question you pose.

Boise_Chief
03-16-2008, 04:57 PM
Danielle Sargent at River Falls took a shower "near" a somewhat at the time regular. It was posted on a who famous have you met thread. Maybe I'll try to find that htread it's in the hall of classics forum somewhere.

Nzoner
03-16-2008, 04:57 PM
correct.

+1 BoiseChief

Nzoner had a cellphone flask he took into Arrowhead. He was seen by a security guard and it was confiscated. An angry Nzoner created a thread about it, and entering that thread stage left...DeputyDog(at least as refered to by Nzoner) turned out to be a member of Chiefsplanet. It is also my recollection that they met at a later game and remedied the situation. Only on Chiefsplanet.

Actually it was the following week(Christmas Day)and Deputy Dawg better known on the Planet at that time as Marada came up to our seats(Endelt was with me)and at that time pulled the printed thread of my rant from his pocket and showed it to us.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 05:00 PM
Stummpy has brought 2 of his special friends to the board with hilarity to ensue.

Who were they, what happend with both.

Bonus point:
Explain "sometimes it says Titan, Sometimes it says Titanic"

Mosbonian
03-16-2008, 05:00 PM
Several of the really old ones...Keck and Moons 'biggest' fan were from the Star's BB, prior to the planet.

Keck, if I remember this right, also claimed to be a CIA agent and wanted to meet Phobia at the airport to fight.

Keck was Star Board.....but Moon's biggest fan made a visit here too. He came back to give this place his blessing, (as if we needed it) and pimped his new stuff.

He hasn't been around for some time though.

The Cowboy's favorite fan only made one appearance here....and I am not sure it wasn't someone posing as him. if it wasn't him, it was a great impression.

2 points for the answer to either question.

mmaddog
*******

Boise_Chief
03-16-2008, 05:02 PM
hah
Thomas Sportswax!!!
hehe I coulnd't remember the name.

1) He was a "personal" friend of Warren Moon having met him while try to hock his wares...

2) He was known by a nickname that belied what product he was peddling...

Bonus point if you can remember his real first name

Boise_Chief
03-16-2008, 05:05 PM
Stummpy has brought 2 of his special friends to the board with hilarity to ensue.

Who were they, what happend with both.

Girlfriends. they are now both Stumpy-less

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 05:07 PM
Details Man, Details!

From here on out, with impending work-week competition, its going to be tougher to get points. quotes from posts, links to originations threads....and detailed explanations get the points. Educate! Entertain!

Mosbonian
03-16-2008, 05:11 PM
hah
Thomas Sportswax!!!
hehe I coulnd't remember the name.

1) He was a "personal" friend of Warren Moon having met him while try to hock his wares...

2) He was known by a nickname that belied what product he was peddling...

Bonus point if you can remember his real first name

2 points for you.....now can you tell me the Cowboys fan.

mmaddog
*******

Boise_Chief
03-16-2008, 05:12 PM
Thomas helped start the planets competitor board pigskin park. With the demise of pigskin park it vomitted denise back to us. I don't remember Sportswax much except the Moon facination and that I didn't totaly hate him. I didn't post much at the star board either.

Chief Wiggum
03-16-2008, 05:15 PM
I've been researching this for hours now and can't do it any longer, so here's my answer to thefly, even though it may have some holes:

Was a guy that came over from the KC star board I believe (TheFly = George Argyros = Dav Hillz0. Dude went postal after 9/11 and was saying things like all of the middleast should be wiped out - was then banned. Later came back as George, then as Hel'n (I think based on loose references.) Hel'n got the boot or left voluntarily after fabricating a story about her(his?) son was molested at school. This issue really drove the planet into two people and the mods just weren't sure how to handle it. Braincase left for a while over the event, but luckily, it looks like he is back.

Some of that answer is based on facts, the rest trying to connect the dots. So if any of that isn't true, I apologize to any of those people - just trying to get some points...

Boise_Chief
03-16-2008, 05:17 PM
Sportswax triumphant re-entry
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=127261&highlight=sportswax

Baby Lee
03-16-2008, 05:18 PM
Which poster's repetitive reply led to a substitution macro to make that reply turn into an admission, and what was the admission?

Boise_Chief
03-16-2008, 05:18 PM
The cowboys fan??

Is this Packfan? I know it sounds dumb but it seems like he abandoned the Pack for the cowboys?

Baby Lee
03-16-2008, 05:19 PM
I've been researching this for hours now and can't do it any longer, so here's my answer to thefly, even though it may have some holes:

Was a guy that came over from the KC star board I believe (TheFly = George Argyros = Dav Hillz0. Dude went postal after 9/11 and was saying things like all of the middleast should be wiped out - was then banned. Later came back as George, then as Hel'n (I think based on loose references.) Hel'n got the boot or left voluntarily after fabricating a story about her(his?) son was molested at school. This issue really drove the planet into two people and the mods just weren't sure how to handle it. Braincase left for a while over the event, but luckily, it looks like he is back.

Some of that answer is based on facts, the rest trying to connect the dots. So if any of that isn't true, I apologize to any of those people - just trying to get some points...
I think some of the story has been, ahem, lopped off.

Boise_Chief
03-16-2008, 05:21 PM
,,, Commatard on the loose.
Tommykat

She would constantly put,,, instead of ... when leaving something unsaid.

Chief Wiggum
03-16-2008, 05:22 PM
I think some of the story has been, ahem, lopped off.

Don't tell me he had a sex change? Dude was a huge conservative! Or am I way off base?

Baby Lee
03-16-2008, 05:26 PM
Don't tell me he had a sex change? Dude was a huge conservative! Or am I way off base?

Yeah, I don't know about her conservative era, but the whole thing about her son [she was his father FTR] came up because she was constantly railing about evils of all republicans and when people argued with her she brought out this tale about a bunch of republican boys beating her son up in the shower at school as her proof of republican evil.

If I recall correctly, things got thick when someone went American Hero on her allegations and passed them on to the principal of her son's school.

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 05:39 PM
+2 to chiefwiggum.

Thefly was a dude named George, who became an insane, post op-Hel'n...and indeed made some flat out false allegations. In another dark moment of CP history, someone contacted the school administrators acused and this feces impacted the fan blades.

I've been researching this for hours now and can't do it any longer, so here's my answer to thefly, even though it may have some holes:

Was a guy that came over from the KC star board I believe (TheFly = George Argyros = Dav Hillz0. Dude went postal after 9/11 and was saying things like all of the middleast should be wiped out - was then banned. Later came back as George, then as Hel'n (I think based on loose references.) Hel'n got the boot or left voluntarily after fabricating a story about her(his?) son was molested at school. This issue really drove the planet into two people and the mods just weren't sure how to handle it. Braincase left for a while over the event, but luckily, it looks like he is back.

Some of that answer is based on facts, the rest trying to connect the dots. So if any of that isn't true, I apologize to any of those people - just trying to get some points...

Mosbonian
03-16-2008, 06:17 PM
The cowboys fan??

Is this Packfan? I know it sounds dumb but it seems like he abandoned the Pack for the cowboys?

Nope.....Ken never abandoned his beloved Packers. No this person was a true Cowboy fan through and through.

mmaddog
*******

Baby Lee
03-16-2008, 06:22 PM
Nope.....Ken never abandoned his beloved Packers. No this person was a true Cowboy fan through and through.

mmaddog
*******

Did I ever mention I had a copy of Mad Dog McRee on CD somewhere in the basement of old computer stuff.

Boise_Chief
03-16-2008, 06:27 PM
Any kind of hint, "cowboy fan" is kinda vague.

ROYC75
03-16-2008, 07:06 PM
I'll do it for $95 :D


I know too, but not telling, that is unless someone PM's me and I get $ 90.00 , hey, it's premium info.

ROYC75
03-16-2008, 07:13 PM
Name the member that got stuck behind a washing machine ?
And why ?
How did they get out of it ?

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 09:50 PM
I'm such an asshole.


Which Planeteer has discussed Analingus with his daughters, but had a son arrive on the planet that thought a Vigina was a state one of his AOL chat-hoes lived?

Did that person get any help here?

Mosbonian
03-16-2008, 10:54 PM
Did I ever mention I had a copy of Mad Dog McRee on CD somewhere in the basement of old computer stuff.

I actually bought that game for the cover.

mmaddog
*******

Mosbonian
03-16-2008, 10:55 PM
Any kind of hint, "cowboy fan" is kinda vague.

Think horror-film character that never dies.....and this guy was a never-say-die Cowboys fan.

mmaddog
*******

huskerdooz
03-16-2008, 11:57 PM
#7
Someone almost saw a reporter naked. Whats the story?
Bonus point for naming the resulting thread that followed.

Sorry I'm late to the party, Boy Scout campout all weekend. I haven't bothered to read to the end of the thread as of yet. Not sure if this has been completely answered but I believe it was Danielle Sargent in a hot tub at Chiefs training camp in River Falls.

Personal info:
Came over from the old KC Star board. Used to get into it with Duh neese a bit over there. Learned about the game High Descent from here. Played it religiously for quite awhile. Never really posted alot but always came here to keep up to date on Chiefs news. Die hard Chiefs and Royals fan since I was a kid. Life is pretty busy with a wife and 4 kids.

huskerdooz
03-17-2008, 12:34 AM
Next challenge question.

The All Idiot Team.


What is it, why was it created, and why is it funny? No answer valid without the name of the rival poster who initiated it.

Bonus points for naming 2 of that persons Chiefsplanet(star board too) rivals
Bonus point for that rival poster's real name.

Again haven't read the entire thread, just taking a crack at them as I go through the thread.

Packfan initiated it. Real name is Ken.

He claimed several planeteers were not "in his class" when it came to football knowledge.

KCWolfman, Titus and JOhn were CP rivals I believe.

huskerdooz
03-17-2008, 02:45 AM
.


Still in play.

1. The accidental Shooting.

2. The Mike Keck Incident

3. What gochiefs admitted concerning a pubic restroom and his given name after that. Bonus points for listing 4 of his other handles

4. Thefly....who did it become, the story and the grand finale

#3
He peeks at guys while at the urinal
meatpeeker
jbret, trex, goatse

huskerdooz
03-17-2008, 03:13 AM
I can't believe I missed that particular Addition, as it is definitely a planet folklore question anytime someone questions football knowledge of an old timer.




2. The Mike Keck Incident




Mike Keck was a douchebag bucs fan who used to post on the old Star board and wanted to meet Phil at the airport and kick his ass.

Iowanian
03-17-2008, 10:23 AM
Hello - commatard on the loose., Commatard on the loose.
Tommykat

She would constantly putHello - commatard on the loose., instead of ... when leaving something unsaid.


You've located the right affliction, but there is a different person under the hockey helmet, responsible for ,,,,,,,,,

I called the person "flo"

Iowanian
03-17-2008, 10:33 AM
Still on the board.

I'm looking for MORE on

1. The accidental Appliance assasination

2. The Danielle Sergent incident....who was responsible, whats the story, what thread was created and perpetual joke associated with the incident. Bonus point for linking the post.

3.Stummpy has brought 2 of his special friends to the board with hilarity to ensue.

Who were they, what happend with both.

Bonus point:
Explain "sometimes it says Titan, Sometimes it says Titanic"

4. This poster has a habit of "falling". Name the poster who was stuck behind a washing machine. Bonus point for that persons other posted fall in a hotel after a Chiefs game.

5. Who is the poster who admitted discussing anal sex with his daughters, but son needed a little coaching on the planet?

6. Which former Chiefs mother posted here for at least 2 seasons? What was that persons cp name?

DenverChief
03-17-2008, 10:41 AM
Excellent thread some good stories in here

DenverChief
03-17-2008, 10:45 AM
6. Which former Chiefs mother posted here for at least 2 seasons? What was that persons cp name?


IIRC she was quite the queen?

Dartgod
03-17-2008, 11:01 AM
A couple of years ago, one of the original Planeteers attempted to set a new world record. Unfortunately, his attempt was prematurely abandoned.

Who was the Planet member and what record was he attempting to break?

kindra68
03-17-2008, 11:02 AM
Wasn’t that TommyKat behind the washing machine?
And
The “why do some people do it in the butt” thread?? i need to go look up who started it though
And the comma queen was chiefs4me or bakedbeans4me

Skip Towne
03-17-2008, 11:09 AM
Still on the board.

I'm looking for MORE on

1. The accidental Appliance assasination

2. The Danielle Sergent incident....who was responsible, whats the story, what thread was created and perpetual joke associated with the incident. Bonus point for linking the post.

3.Stummpy has brought 2 of his special friends to the board with hilarity to ensue.

Who were they, what happend with both.

Bonus point:
Explain "sometimes it says Titan, Sometimes it says Titanic"

4. This poster has a habit of "falling". Name the poster who was stuck behind a washing machine. Bonus point for that persons other posted fall in a hotel after a Chiefs game.

5. Who is the poster who admitted discussing anal sex with his daughters, but son needed a little coaching on the planet?

6. Which former Chiefs mother posted here for at least 2 seasons? What was that persons cp name?

The fall took place before the game. The poster wasn't able to attend the game. (Much like Bob Dole experienced at a later date)

Iowanian
03-17-2008, 11:53 AM
Wasn’t that TommyKat behind the washing machine?
And
The “why do some people do it in the butt” thread?? i need to go look up who started it though
And the comma queen was chiefs4me or bakedbeans4me

+2 Kindra68

Tommykat indeed fell and became stuck behind the washing machine. Are you familiar with her other planet-history fall, which I believe was the weekend of a 37forever gathering?

the coma queen is indeed c4me.

Chief Wiggum
03-17-2008, 12:03 PM
+2 Kindra68

Tommykat indeed fell and became stuck behind the washing machine. Are you familiar with her other planet-history fall, which I believe was the weekend of a 37forever gathering?

the coma queen is indeed c4me.

If anyone want to read this thread: it's in the Hall of Classics.
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=66519

TK's original post:
"Phone fell behind the washer, what to do? Me? go after it...wrong mistake of my life!!!!
I was ass up amd finally got to the phone somewhat. I mean arse really up in the air. I finally fell behind the washer and was unable to move till I was able to reach the phone to call papa. By the time he got here I had fallen all the way behind the washer. Kodak moment was missed. I do hurt now. Just glad he lives close.

Chit, I only broke 2 nails. Dam I feel old/ abused and used. If you don't see me this weekend TK is in bed recouping"

Still looking for the hotel falling...

Iowanian
03-17-2008, 12:07 PM
A subjective question for the Lurkers.

What, in your opinion has been the single most brutal beatdown during your Chiefsplanet Existence? What is you most "holy $h@t did he/she just say that" moment?

Veterans can participate here.....we're looking for defining, "holy shit we'll talk about that in 3 years" moments.

blueballs
03-17-2008, 12:19 PM
The Cowboys fan name wasn't orginal
I'd never heard of the collection of letters before

Iowanian
03-17-2008, 12:34 PM
Which CP regular is "shit his pants scared" of evil clown pics like

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/f/2006/337/8/8/Evil_Clown_by_namesjames.jpg






ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa......

kindra68
03-17-2008, 12:45 PM
+2 Kindra68

Tommykat indeed fell and became stuck behind the washing machine. Are you familiar with her other planet-history fall, which I believe was the weekend of a 37forever gathering?

the coma queen is indeed c4me.
not sure, i think i remember reading about it
Do you realize how much I have drank in the past couple of years?

ROYC75
03-17-2008, 12:46 PM
Name the planteer that was falsely accused of wearing pink socks in a golf outing ? But the joke took off and became a fun topic for several days.

ROYC75
03-17-2008, 12:48 PM
+2 Kindra68

Tommykat indeed fell and became stuck behind the washing machine. Are you familiar with her other planet-history fall, which I believe was the weekend of a 37forever gathering?

the coma queen is indeed c4me.


Uh, would that be the bar stool incident ? :D

Dylan
03-17-2008, 12:51 PM
Ooh, I think I know this one. American Hero really annoying troll-like bastard. Somehow, a planet member got some of his personal info and more planet members did some things to make his life miserable. Perhaps including getting him in trouble at his job?
:eek:

quickly running to wipe the slate clean STFU

Chief Wiggum
03-17-2008, 01:02 PM
Still on the board.

I'm looking for MORE on

1. The accidental Appliance assasination

Starting the Season off with a Bang - Literally:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=123731&highlight=kitchen


Frazod had only a few hours of sleep and around 4a.m. his house alarm was going off. Frazod springs to action all ninja-like, grabs his .38 and assesses the situation downstairs. Turns out one of his cats had pawed open a door that the Mrs. forgot to shut before he set the alarm at night. In a sleep-deprived state, he attempted to uncock the .38 and (frazod tells this part of the story best)...

"Just shot a f#cking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor. :eek:

Shit.

:cuss:"

I would like to reiterate - no beer was harmed in the shooting of this appliance.

Iowanian
03-17-2008, 01:04 PM
There it is.

Chiefswiggum on the board. +2



At one point, several years ago, A very knowledgeable fan of another team
was challenged by another freshly arrived-fan of the same team. An epic beatdown occured.
Which team? Who are the two combatants.....Bonus point for posting some quotes
of that savage beating.

Its really too bad that poster is no longer here.

"Bob" Dobbs
03-17-2008, 02:03 PM
A subjective question for the Lurkers.

What, in your opinion has been the single most brutal beatdown during your Chiefsplanet Existence? What is you most "holy $h@t did he/she just say that" moment?

Veterans can participate here.....we're looking for defining, "holy shit we'll talk about that in 3 years" moments.

Without a doubt. The Luv/Moooo/Gatorade incident. (Sorry, Luv)

A close second 1s the whole Kirstie Tynes deal.

Logical
03-17-2008, 03:27 PM
What will eat your brains, if Skip or Ultra Peanut want to insult you?
Did anyone ever anwser this one?

dtforever
03-17-2008, 04:03 PM
I'll throw my hat in for a couple of these, but am too lazy to use the search function, so I will just go from memory:

2. The Danielle Sergent incident....who was responsible, whats the story, what thread was created and perpetual joke associated with the incident. Bonus point for linking the post. If I am not mistaken, this had something to do with someone showering in the stall next to Danielle in the UWRF dorms during training camp. Can't remember who, and what the joke was, but I remember it being funny as hell.

The question was asked, and I didn't see an answer, about what position packfan was asked to describe, but never could. Answer: H-back.

And just to throw one out there myself: I am still waiting for my autographed Christian Okoye 8x10.

For the bonus point - Grew up in South Central....Kansas. Been a Chiefs fan forever. Now live in Lawrence. I get to a few games a year. The Chiefs won the superbowl 5 years before I was born, and I fear they will not win one until 5 years after I die, but oh well, I'm too old to change teams now.

ROYC75
03-17-2008, 04:12 PM
Did anyone ever anwser this one?

No it hasn't, it's so easy.

Adept Havelock
03-17-2008, 04:16 PM
A subjective question for the Lurkers.

What, in your opinion has been the single most brutal beatdown during your Chiefsplanet Existence? What is you most "holy $h@t did he/she just say that" moment?

Veterans can participate here.....we're looking for defining, "holy shit we'll talk about that in 3 years" moments.

QuickSSurfer and the missing cat was pretty brutal.

"Bob" Dobbs
03-17-2008, 04:18 PM
The stolen laptop comes to mind as well.

Adept Havelock
03-17-2008, 04:18 PM
The stolen laptop comes to mind as well.

Was that Fightclub1983?

Chief Wiggum
03-17-2008, 04:19 PM
I'm not getting sh!t done at work today because of this stupid thread. With regard to Stummpy (actual user name Stumppy):

Stumppy seems to have brought a few people onto the Planet, but I believe the two in question are Bucsgirl and badgirl. Bucsgirl is a TB fan (Big surprise, I know) that dated Stumppy back in the day; they eventually broke up. One of Bucsgirl's most famous posts (from this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=100646) was this:

"I was at Dennis Place a well known bar in Springfield... playing some
pool and I had been winning afew games and one of the guys i was playing his girfriend was being a bitch to me so I took her boyfriend in the bathroom. and when I was done with him I walked out and said ....boom I fu..ked your boyfriend....then my girlfriend and I left
laughing...I know wasn't the proper thing to do ...but it had been a while hehe" Thus the pool jokes... Things seemed to have ended somewhat badly - I think cheating was involved.

badgirl was Stumppy's next woman who he brought onto the board. She is a Titan's fan. Apparently she and Bucsgirl got into it when badgranny arrived - but I'm still looking into that piece of the story. Not sure why badgirl and the stumpman broke it off (yet) but I have a feeling it is somewhere in this GIGANTIC thread that also has the answer to the Titan/Titanic joke (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=140347)

Per Simplex3 in that thread with regard to joining the scout.com/titans BB,"Maybe she thought she'd enjoy the Titan's board because that's what is written on the side of her favorite adult toy?" Phobia added, "Sometimes it says Titan. Sometimes it says Titanic." in reference to her....special place. (Also called a "canyon" in that thread.)

Unfortunately, badgirl really messed with Stumppy's head and he gave up all his possessions to live in a van down by the river or harvest sheep or something...

Frazod
03-17-2008, 04:19 PM
Starting the Season off with a Bang - Literally:
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=123731&highlight=kitchen


Frazod had only a few hours of sleep and around 4a.m. his house alarm was going off. Frazod springs to action all ninja-like, grabs his .38 and assesses the situation downstairs. Turns out one of his cats had pawed open a door that the Mrs. forgot to shut before he set the alarm at night. In a sleep-deprived state, he attempted to uncock the .38 and (frazod tells this part of the story best)...

"Just shot a f#cking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor. :eek:

Shit.

:cuss:"

I would like to reiterate - no beer was harmed in the shooting of this appliance.

Who, me? o:-)

Chief Wiggum
03-17-2008, 04:24 PM
Did anyone ever anwser this one?

I'll get there eventually. Sucks when you do a whole bunch or research then someone else answers before you get a chance.

I kinda feel like a stalker after searching for all these answers. I know way more random sh!t about you guys than I do my own family after reading some of these posts - hate to think who might stalk me after I've been here for a while. There's some crazy people on the CP....

P.S. I'm just joking - please no one stalk/mess with me because I'm a n00b. I'm just a lowly Chiefs fan that wants to win something in 2008.

cjrr
03-17-2008, 04:24 PM
Originally Posted by Ill-Logical View Post
What will eat your brains, if Skip or Ultra Peanut want to insult you?

A squirrel !

RockChalk
03-17-2008, 04:46 PM
Still on the board.
5. Who is the poster who admitted discussing anal sex with his daughters, but son needed a little coaching on the planet?


I believe this is Royc75 and his son goes by a similar name, Royr17. The thread is in the hall of classics where his son asks for advice on how to know if a girl is in to him and if she is ready to have sex with him.

There is also a similar thread about the day the son got married.

Bonus points...I actually hope I count for a lurker, but I may not. I've been checking out this site since about 2004, at the suggestion of my brother. I graduated from KU in '04 and am employed as an accountant in the KC area. Huge fan of the Jayhawks, Royals and Chiefs, with my only non-KC team being the OSU Cowboys.

RockChalk
03-17-2008, 04:54 PM
What thread is John Matrix famous for?

What current poster is responsible for The Matrix Dogpile?


i don't think this has been answered yet...forgive me if it has

John Matrix is famous for putting up pictures of him holding his dog's shit because his female neighbors next door complained to his landlord about him not picking it up from the yard. The thread is titled "A Truly Shitty Experience" and I believe it was JSP that started the dogpile. I also remember Skip and Phobia giving him crap about it.

His current handle is believed to be Hamas Jenkins

Skip Towne
03-17-2008, 04:59 PM
Anybody know who the poster is who FAX dubbed Black Jack Sausage?

RockChalk
03-17-2008, 05:19 PM
Anybody know who the poster is who FAX dubbed Black Jack Sausage?

Black Jack Savage? who was also believed to be John Matrix if I'm not mistaken

Skip Towne
03-17-2008, 05:23 PM
Black Jack Savage? who was also believed to be John Matrix if I'm not mistaken

Yep. FAX changed it to Sausage. I think both are Hamas Jenkins.

Iowanian
03-17-2008, 05:55 PM
dtforever +3

You're all on the right track on the River Falls shower, but I'm holding out for the whole story....

Packfan was indeed asked by titus "Packfan, what is an H-back"...and he couldn't answer.

The Okoye 8x10 stiff was indeed a moment of conversation.

Bonus on the words about yourself.

Wecome to the light above the rocks.


I'll throw my hat in for a couple of these, but am too lazy to use the search function, so I will just go from memory:

If I am not mistaken, this had something to do with someone showering in the stall next to Danielle in the UWRF dorms during training camp. Can't remember who, and what the joke was, but I remember it being funny as hell.

The question was asked, and I didn't see an answer, about what position packfan was asked to describe, but never could. Answer: H-back.

And just to throw one out there myself: I am still waiting for my autographed Christian Okoye 8x10.

For the bonus point - Grew up in South Central....Kansas. Been a Chiefs fan forever. Now live in Lawrence. I get to a few games a year. The Chiefs won the superbowl 5 years before I was born, and I fear they will not win one until 5 years after I die, but oh well, I'm too old to change teams now.

Iowanian
03-17-2008, 06:02 PM
chiefwiggum +2

Nice job on the homework.

Stumppy has indeed brought 2 ladies to the board which have brought us entertainment.
bucsgirl did have a fued with the badgranny and that was fun.

The best 2 threads in my recollection were bucsgirl showing back up after an absense saying "i got my settlement, I'm coming for my stuff in storage"...which Stumppy had sold.

Badgranny made a thread about some new swinging dick she had found for her birthday to irriate stumppy, and she was dogpiled....Phildo made a joke about her titan dildo...as she used it said "sometimes it says titan.....sometimes it says titanic".



I'm not getting sh!t done at work today because of this stupid thread. With regard to Stummpy (actual user name Stumppy):

Stumppy seems to have brought a few people onto the Planet, but I believe the two in question are Bucsgirl and badgirl. Bucsgirl is a TB fan (Big surprise, I know) that dated Stumppy back in the day; they eventually broke up. One of Bucsgirl's most famous posts (from this thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=100646) was this:
Per Simplex3 in that thread with regard to joining the scout.com/titans BB,"Maybe she thought she'd enjoy the Titan's board because that's what is written on the side of her favorite adult toy?" Phobia added, "Sometimes it says Titan. Sometimes it says Titanic." in reference to her....special place. (Also called a "canyon" in that thread.)

Unfortunately, badgirl really messed with Stumppy's head and he gave up all his possessions to live in a van down by the river or harvest sheep or something...

the Talking Can
03-17-2008, 06:14 PM
A subjective question for the Lurkers.

What, in your opinion has been the single most brutal beatdown during your Chiefsplanet Existence? What is you most "holy $h@t did he/she just say that" moment?

Veterans can participate here.....we're looking for defining, "holy shit we'll talk about that in 3 years" moments.

I would like to spin off this.

What are the greatest obsessions in chiefsplanet history?

I'll name some of the objects of obsession, just to get it rolling...the posters involved should be easy (and findthehootie's boner for Long doesn't even rank):


Gannon
Gunther
Phobia (think about it...)
Copyright
Guliani (cross lounge test for the noobs)
the LJ draft pick
GM
etc....

"Bob" Dobbs
03-17-2008, 07:07 PM
I would like to spin off this.

What are the greatest obsessions in chiefsplanet history?

I'll name some of the objects of obsession, just to get it rolling...the posters involved should be easy (and findthehootie's boner for Long doesn't even rank):


Gannon
Gunther
Phobia (think about it...)
Copyright
Guliani (cross lounge test for the noobs)
the LJ draft pick
GM
etc....What? No mention of Bobby Sippio?

the Talking Can
03-17-2008, 07:14 PM
What? No mention of Bobby Sippio?

Sippio, Huard...borderline...more group delusions than personal obsession....

Huffmeister
03-17-2008, 07:36 PM
Gannon
Gunther
Phobia (think about it...)
Copyright
Guliani (cross lounge test for the noobs)
the LJ draft pick
GM
etc....
Gannon - memyselfi
Gunther - Gunther_Fan?
Phobia - Tom Cash?
Copyright - Fire Me Boy, Hamas Jenkins (plagiarism)
Giuliani - recxjake
GM - recxjake

Iowanian
03-17-2008, 07:46 PM
The Food groups of questions. Who is associated with each of these? Poster and or famous people

Jalepeno Cheese Balls


PIE!

I'm thinking Arby's.

the Talking Can
03-17-2008, 07:47 PM
Gannon - memyselfi
Gunther - Gunther_Fan?
Phobia - - ahem, shut your mouth -?
Copyright - Fire Me Boy, Hamas Jenkins (plagiarism)
Giuliani - recxjake
GM - recxjake

all correct except for

Gunther
Phobia (this may be vague, but I'm thinking of a specific, oft banned, poster)