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sedated
03-15-2008, 06:18 PM
Bathrooms, backseats of cabs, movie theaters are played out.

Whatcha got?

Deberg_1990
03-15-2008, 06:19 PM
Arrowhead??

MIAdragon
03-15-2008, 06:21 PM
Im a big fan of elevators.

MIAdragon
03-15-2008, 06:23 PM
Ive done the 2 finger slide on an ex in the showroom of a Honda dealership.

pr_capone
03-15-2008, 06:28 PM
Smack dab in the middle of a backwoods country road.

Good times. :D

CrazyPhuD
03-15-2008, 06:30 PM
In the middle of the freeway during rush hour. :)

Adept Havelock
03-15-2008, 06:31 PM
Glass Elevator at 1:00 AM.

Bugeater
03-15-2008, 06:31 PM
Department store fitting rooms? :shrug:

pr_capone
03-15-2008, 06:32 PM
Ooohhh!!!!

Side of the highway one night.

Buck
03-15-2008, 06:33 PM
Backseat of my 1989 Toyota Celica in a church parking lot.

Buehler445
03-15-2008, 06:37 PM
Backseat of my 1989 Toyota Celica in a church parking lot.

Cro = :evil:

MTG#10
03-15-2008, 06:41 PM
Cro = :evil:

Thats nothing when I was 16 and never could find a place to do my gf, we resorted to the janitor's closet in our church. Im surely going to hell for that. Either that or for doing her on the hood of my car parked in a cemetery.

Buehler445
03-15-2008, 06:42 PM
Thats nothing when I was 16 and never could find a place to do my gf, we resorted to the janitor's closet in our church. Im surely going to hell for that. Either that or for doing her on the hood of my car parked in a cemetery.

Holy shit dude, do you get a little warm when you drive by a church? Because if you went in, I'm pretty sure you would catch fire.

bkkcoh
03-15-2008, 06:43 PM
Holy shit dude, do you get a little warm when you drive by a church? Because if you went in, I'm pretty sure you would catch fire.

Probably as warm as a whore house on nickel day!!! ROFL

MTG#10
03-15-2008, 06:50 PM
Holy shit dude, do you get a little warm when you drive by a church? Because if you went in, I'm pretty sure you would catch fire.
Once we went to Wal-Mart with her parents and told them we were going to go look around by ourselves. We went out in the parking lot and behind some dumpsters to get it on. She had glass stuck in her back for three days. And another time we snuck out of my homecoming dance and bumped uglies in the Spanish classroom.

bkkcoh
03-15-2008, 06:50 PM
In an outdoor hot tub in Mexico on the honeymoon.:hump:

Fish
03-15-2008, 07:48 PM
In the back of a car on an airport runway....... after hours of course....

blueballs
03-15-2008, 08:34 PM
Redrum's mother's funnel cake trailer

blueballs
03-15-2008, 08:35 PM
Redrum's mother's funnel cake trailer
on 1/2 price family night

CupidStunt
03-15-2008, 08:51 PM
Did it on a beach in Bulgaria at night, but running alongside the mile-long beach is all the shops and markets, chock-full of travellers and holiday-makers. Gets a little fuggin' annoying when she's worrying about people "seeing us!"

Mr. Laz
03-15-2008, 09:03 PM
lounge chair by apartment complex pool middle of the night

hood of car on a gravel frontage road by 2 lane highway in middle of day. (let'em look :) )

MIAdragon
03-15-2008, 09:06 PM
also on a life guard stand on Waikiki beach

Hoover
03-15-2008, 09:11 PM
50 yard line High School football field.

melbar
03-15-2008, 09:28 PM
My wife and I have laid our blessing on every new house being built for at least 5 square miles.
Balcony of our condo in a hellatious thunderstorm.
Cruise controll going 75mph down Hwy 71.

dang...we used to be pretty adventurous!:drool:

Braincase
03-15-2008, 09:29 PM
Various greens on public and private golf courses... back of a limo on the JFK in Chicago...

DJJasonp
03-15-2008, 09:43 PM
cant brag too much....but a buddy of mine went behind the scenes with his fiancee past the roped-off areas at the happiest place on earth (disneyland)....didnt get caught either

I'll never go there again without thinking about it.

Dammit.

Buehler445
03-15-2008, 09:49 PM
Various greens on public and private golf courses... back of a limo on the JFK in Chicago...

I hear a lot of people do golf courses. Might have to look into that...

Bearcat
03-15-2008, 09:52 PM
I think the lawn on the north side of the Liberty Memorial would be cool.

You would have a nice view and something to strive for.

Rain Man
03-15-2008, 10:05 PM
Between two women.

Third Eye
03-15-2008, 10:06 PM
Outdoor sculpture park at the Nelson Art Gallery.

Nzoner
03-15-2008, 10:20 PM
Ive done the 2 finger slide on an ex in the showroom of a Honda dealership.

I did that in a public swimming pool to an ex with close to 70 others splashing around.

Buehler445
03-15-2008, 10:42 PM
Between two women.

Thread closed!

crazycoffey
03-15-2008, 10:50 PM
what the F do you really care? I mean - you're having sex in public!!!!!

TinyEvel
03-15-2008, 10:55 PM
Malibu beach
RedLion hotel emergency stairwell
McDonald's Playland ball pit (midnight)

RJ
03-15-2008, 10:59 PM
In a tree.

Just outside an entry to Cole Field House, the University of Maryland arena at that time.

It was a Simple Minds concert.......maybe 1983 or so.......August, really hot and humid, no AC inside, elbow to elbow. We went out to get high, there was a little breeze, the tree looked inviting, one thing led to another. Like so many women she had the exhibitionist in her.

We got some strange looks when we climbed down, can't remember if it was a good concert.

Iowanian
03-15-2008, 11:27 PM
Between two women.

On the catwalk of a watertower.

Rausch
03-15-2008, 11:32 PM
Since you're listed as a sex offender now for even urinating in public I'll pass.

dtrain
03-15-2008, 11:37 PM
on the counter in the student union, in the showroom of a rental store, in a van in the parking lot of a bowling alley

cdcox
03-15-2008, 11:43 PM
Economy Plus.

milkman
03-15-2008, 11:50 PM
Economy Plus.

Did you pay for it?

Rausch
03-15-2008, 11:56 PM
Did you pay for it?

The sex, not the seat...

cdcox
03-16-2008, 12:04 AM
Did you pay for it?

We didn't exactly work that out. As soon as we were done, she had to run off and calm down some angry guy "paid $29 for my seat, blah, blah blah."

wutamess
03-16-2008, 12:22 AM
- 5 feet away from my parents in the bass boat fishing (Clinton lake) one night.
- school parking lot in the car right before school started.
- girls bathroom @ school (high school).
- hotel jacuzzi in Bahamas with people in it.
- couple of Longview lake docks.

Rain Man
03-16-2008, 12:30 AM
We didn't exactly work that out. As soon as we were done, she had to run off and calm down some angry guy "paid $29 for my seat, blah, blah blah."

I wonder if....nah, no way does that guy ever get a woman.

88TG88
03-16-2008, 12:48 AM
McDonald's Playland ball pit (midnight)

ROFL Thats a good one.

Direckshun
03-16-2008, 01:00 AM
Chicago Metro train bathroom.

Nobody's said the changing rooms at Kohl's. That's disappointing.

Bump
03-16-2008, 03:23 AM
I did it once near Memorial stadium, kinda on the hill, in Lawrence.

Bump
03-16-2008, 03:26 AM
Malibu beach
RedLion hotel emergency stairwell
McDonald's Playland ball pit (midnight)
.

cardken
03-16-2008, 03:56 AM
Undercover of night and blanket Longview Lake area, in broadday light under blanket Lees park (soccer game in progress nearby), Bathroom Stall, Vacant Apartment/ Model at complex I worked at, against floor to ceiling glass windows top of Bellagio overlooking the "Strip", Deck chair on Cruise ship, Gazeebo in the courtyard of complex I lived at, on Ex-bosses desk with workmate after hours.

rad
03-16-2008, 09:40 AM
http://75.125.205.90/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=76535&stc=1&d=1203576233

burt
03-16-2008, 09:53 AM
Bathrooms, backseats of cabs, movie theaters are played out.

Whatcha got?

I believe it's time to tell these guys that you meant WITH SOMEONE!

1adam1238
03-16-2008, 09:54 AM
In a bathroom at arrowhead during the 1984 state High School Championships. Not a lot people were there and finding a secluded ladies bathroom was not hard......

Iowanian
03-16-2008, 09:58 AM
I'm going to go ahead and suggest that I'm not interested in touching toes under a stall in an airport.....or in any public restrooms George Michael has recently entered.

burt
03-16-2008, 10:05 AM
I'm going to go ahead and suggest that I'm not interested in touching toes under a stall in an airport.....or in any public restrooms George Michael has recently entered.

Let me guess...you just have "a wide stance".......

Mr. Laz
03-16-2008, 12:25 PM
Jetski??? :shrug:



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kstater
03-16-2008, 12:31 PM
ROFL

KChiefsQT
03-16-2008, 12:52 PM
Smack dab in the middle of a backwoods country road.

Good times. :D

Amen!!

eazyb81
03-16-2008, 12:55 PM
Once we went to Wal-Mart with her parents and told them we were going to go look around by ourselves. We went out in the parking lot and behind some dumpsters to get it on. She had glass stuck in her back for three days. And another time we snuck out of my homecoming dance and bumped uglies in the Spanish classroom.

Sounds like a classy girl....

gblowfish
03-16-2008, 02:33 PM
A friend of mine lived across the street from Rockwood Golf Course in Independence. He's scored a hole in one on the entire front nine!
Back then there wasn't as much security lighting as now. Throw a blanket down on the green and let the lady help you work on your putz.

burt
03-16-2008, 02:38 PM
Sounds like a classy girl....

I think I married her..........

Sure-Oz
03-16-2008, 03:14 PM
http://75.125.205.90/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=76535&stc=1&d=1203576233

wtf?? where is that at?