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KChiefsQT
03-17-2008, 09:39 AM
This morning my little terrier "Macy" got jumped by 3 coyotes... and these ****ers were huge. I should have been paying more attention as she was acting really sketchy all morning. Barking, looking at me... heading up the hill... turning around making sure I was there. Luckily, my neighbor and I were outside talking and all the sudden Macy took off like a bat outta hell. My neighbor says "Ohhh shit" just enough time for me to turn my head around and see two coyotes surrounding my girl. We both ran up the hill right as a third was coming in for the grab. I think between my neighbor, my black lab that joined us and I they got a little timid, dropped her and took off. She's alive but has a few puncture wounds. Now, In Texas it was easier to hunt these bastards because of all the open land. But, the terrain here is a lot different, hills and trees makes it easier for them to roam without you noticing. My shotgun's loaded with shells and I'm waiting for a few buddies to meet me up here. As for the dogs, my lab is itching to get outside but I'm keeping him in for now and little Macy is at the Animal Hospital getting cleaned up. Sorry for the long story there, I'm just all kinds of pumped right now. I guess I should be counting my blessings that Macy's not dead.

Reerun_KC
03-17-2008, 09:41 AM
Take no prisoners!

ChiefButthurt
03-17-2008, 09:45 AM
Damn....terrier? would have been a tasty meal.

ChiefsCountry
03-17-2008, 09:46 AM
All I know is those bastards would have a couple of 30.06 bullets in them by now if it was me.

BigChiefFan
03-17-2008, 09:48 AM
Live and let live.

blueballs
03-17-2008, 09:49 AM
Lap dogs taste like the owner's lap
what's your address

KChiefsQT
03-17-2008, 09:53 AM
Live and let live.

Haha, I'm not one of these tree hugging, kill nothing Californians. My pets are like my family, attempt to kill them, I'll attempt to put a bullet in you.

KChiefsQT
03-17-2008, 09:54 AM
Damn....terrier? would have been a tasty meal.

She's a ballsy little thing. I think she learned her lesson. :( Poor baby!

blueballs
03-17-2008, 09:54 AM
I just want a taste

ChiefButthurt
03-17-2008, 09:57 AM
She's a ballsy little thing. I think she learned her lesson. :( Poor baby!

We have a chihuahua and live out in the country. Coyotes are known to be heavy around the neighborhood, need to watch better I guess. Thanks for the reminder.

ChiefButthurt
03-17-2008, 09:58 AM
Lap dogs taste like the owner's lap
what's your address

Kick his ass Kara. :clap:

KChiefsQT
03-17-2008, 09:58 AM
I just want a taste

With an attitude like yours, it's no wonder you call yourself blueballs.

blueballs
03-17-2008, 10:07 AM
For saying the coyotes had good taste

KChiefsQT
03-17-2008, 10:10 AM
We have a chihuahua and live out in the country. Coyotes are known to be heavy around the neighborhood, need to watch better I guess. Thanks for the reminder.

My neighbor was telling me it's gotten really bad these last couple years... people are putting too many damn vineyards in and taking away their roaming areas.. guess they're heading up the hill to find a new home. I was shocked at how big those ****ers were. They don't look like they've been deprived come meal time.

Count Zarth
03-17-2008, 10:17 AM
My shotgun's loaded with shells and I'm waiting for a few buddies to meet me up here.

That is so hot.

http://render.fundraw.com/render/K/M/1/KM1LBWCH4R.use.jpg

beach tribe
03-17-2008, 10:21 AM
My neighbor was telling me it's gotten really bad these last couple years... people are putting too many damn vineyards in and taking away their roaming areas.. guess they're heading up the hill to find a new home. I was shocked at how big those ****ers were. They don't look like they've been deprived come meal time.

In a related story many dogs, and cats, have been dissapearing from local neighborhoods..........

El Jefe
03-17-2008, 10:23 AM
Take no prisoners!

LMAO

ChiefsFire
03-17-2008, 10:32 AM
Antifreeze.

No. really....

Radar Chief
03-17-2008, 10:43 AM
Shotgun? You won’t get close enough.
Better get something that will reach out and touch them.

ChiefsFire
03-17-2008, 10:44 AM
Shotgun? You won’t get close enough.
Better get something that will reach out and touch them.

.50 caliber?

KChiefsQT
03-17-2008, 10:45 AM
Shotgun? You won’t get close enough.
Better get something that will reach out and touch them.

Deer rifle?

Radar Chief
03-17-2008, 10:49 AM
Deer rifle?

Good enough. Not like you’re looking for a trophy afterwards.

Radar Chief
03-17-2008, 10:50 AM
.50 caliber?

Anything bigger than a .22 LR should work. Just that I’ve seen .22 spread out in their fur and not penetrate past that point.

kepp
03-17-2008, 10:56 AM
Just be glad it wasn't a mt lion. I had one of those dudes cross a path about 30 or 40 yards ahead of me when I was mt biking once. All I really saw was the tail...I got out of there quick.

Chief Chief
03-17-2008, 11:20 AM
If'n ya wanna get rid of a few wolves early, jus' chain up that snack-sized terrier to one of them trees out yonder and stay nearby to blast them.

If'n ya wanna take out a whole pack o' wolves, use that black lab o' yours as bait and have your whole shootin' gang hidin' out nearby.

KChiefsQT
03-17-2008, 11:28 AM
If'n ya wanna get rid of a few wolves early, jus' chain up that snack-sized terrier to one of them trees out yonder and stay nearby to blast them.

If'n ya wanna take out a whole pack o' wolves, use that black lab o' yours as bait and have your whole shootin' gang hidin' out nearby.

Cute.:spock:

Iowanian
03-17-2008, 11:32 AM
Your dog has rabies now.....



Get a rabbit squealer....hide and make a rabbit have a painful sounding death. They'll come if they're in the area.


*You could always set out a bowl of antifreeze

*required CP lexicon advice

DBO82
03-17-2008, 11:32 AM
How bout luring them in with a nice meaty sausage stuck to your groin?

KChiefsQT
03-17-2008, 11:37 AM
Your dog has rabies now.....



I sure as shit hope not. Ya know, I took her to the vet a few weeks ago cause she was due for some vaccines, rabies included but she was sick and they wouldn't give it to her. Made an appt for tomorrow now that this happened.

Iowanian
03-17-2008, 11:41 AM
Might keep her aroung longer if you just call the taxidermist now....




I'm kidding....

if there are puncture wounds, and you like the dog, it might need a shot, for infection if nothing else. Bring it over and I'll put a few CCs of combiotic or LA200 in it.

Delano
03-17-2008, 11:42 AM
That's one of the shitty parts of fragmented ecosystems from sprawl.

Sucks - I've had dogs killed on the road and wanted to track the driver down with a shotgun. One time, I had a mutt that got hit on the highway and he broke his back and a few ribs. He sat in my grandpa's shop under the work bench for a month and recovered. Seems like you can form a hell of a bond with a dog that pulls through something like that.

Hope the lil' yapper recovers.

KChiefsQT
03-17-2008, 11:43 AM
That's one of the shitty parts of fragmented ecosystems from sprawl.

Sucks - I've had dogs killed on the road and wanted to track the driver down with a shotgun. One time, I had a mutt that got hit on the highway and he broke his back and a few ribs. He sat in my grandpa's shop under the work bench for a month and recovered. Seems like you can form a hell of a bond with a dog that pulls through something like that.

Hope the lil' yapper recovers.

Thanks!!

Calcountry
03-17-2008, 11:49 AM
Coyotes have been bad this year. They got one of my goats not too long ago. I think the lack of rain has dampened the number of rabbits, squirrels and such for them to eat so they are getting more aggressive. That, and the fact that KB homes hasn't met an acre of dirt that they didn't like in the valley, and them varmints are hungry.

Calcountry
03-17-2008, 11:50 AM
Might keep her aroung longer if you just call the taxidermist now....




I'm kidding....

if there are puncture wounds, and you like the dog, it might need a shot, for infection if nothing else. Bring it over and I'll put a few CCs of combiotic or LA200 in it.
We use to sell that stuff a LONG time ago.

kcfanXIII
03-17-2008, 12:26 PM
that sucks kara, hope she pulls through.

StcChief
03-17-2008, 01:29 PM
ROFLLap dogs taste like the owner's lap
what's your address
ROFL

CrazyPhuD
03-17-2008, 02:15 PM
Shotgun? You won’t get close enough.
Better get something that will reach out and touch them.

Who needs to get close. We need to send these out on an S&D mission. Coyote, meet robo M249 SAW.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/SWORDS.jpg

ROYC75
03-17-2008, 03:06 PM
She's a ballsy little thing. I think she learned her lesson. :( Poor baby!


She better keep her 10 gallon mouth and 1/2 pint ass in the yard.

KChiefsQT
03-17-2008, 03:18 PM
Anyway, UPDATE: A trapper from the USDA is coming out tomorrow with my dad and they're gonna hunt them some coyotes... I'm leaving it to the professionals and working on another important task today: Drinking some cold beer!!! Have a Happy St Patty's Day Everyone... thanks for hearing me out today! XOXO


She better keep her 10 gallon mouth and 1/2 pint ass in the yard.

There is no "fenced" yard, I have one neighbor way down the street and a whole mountain to myself... the dogs roam freely. We're country folks, no subdivisions around here.

Bwana
03-19-2008, 03:19 PM
Break out the .220 swift.

kepp
03-19-2008, 03:26 PM
Anyway, UPDATE: A trapper from the USDA is coming out tomorrow with my dad and they're gonna hunt them some coyotes... I'm leaving it to the professionals and working on another important task today: Drinking some cold beer!!! Have a Happy St Patty's Day Everyone... thanks for hearing me out today! XOXO

I say go after it yourself. You never know what's gonna happen.

http://www.actorbuddyebsen.info/images/jedcl1f.jpg

RedDread
03-19-2008, 03:27 PM
How bout luring them in with a nice meaty sausage stuck to your groin?

ROFL I completely forgot about this thread.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=167513

Buehler445
03-19-2008, 07:28 PM
Definitely have Macy checked for rabies. A couple of years ago my parents had a skunk come in their porch and start eating some baby kittens. It had rabies and they had to get a bunch of shots.

Get ahold of yourself a semi auto rifle like an SKS or something. But if one of them latches onto fufu, you will want semi auto because you won't line up with the perfect shot.

kstater
03-19-2008, 07:35 PM
Wow 43 posts.

Kill them with Antifreeze.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-19-2008, 07:43 PM
If a dog is in danger of being snatched up and killed by a coyote like a rabbit, it's not really much of a dog.

NewChief
03-19-2008, 09:02 PM
Break out the .220 swift.

I've got a .222 Remington that I inherited. Not good for shit except coyotes and other varmints.

KChiefsQT
03-19-2008, 09:29 PM
If a dog is in danger of being snatched up and killed by a coyote like a rabbit, it's not really much of a dog.

Well she thinks she's a stud and decided to run up the hill when she spotted them... crazy bitch.

Anyway, they've killed 5 so far and are coming back up tomorrow... he set some traps up (Don't know what their called) but supposedly the coyotes legs get stuck in them and then you just shoot em. Apparently there's a lot more of them then initially thought. Also came across a bobcat and a bunch of wild turkey's today.

DBO82
03-19-2008, 09:35 PM
Well she thinks she's a stud and decided to run up the hill when she spotted them... crazy bitch.

Anyway, they've killed 5 so far and are coming back up tomorrow... he set some traps up (Don't know what their called) but supposedly the coyotes legs get stuck in them and then you just shoot em. Apparently there's a lot more of them then initially thought. Also came across a bobcat and a bunch of wild turkey's today.

Ever hear the term "coyote ugly"?

Coach
03-19-2008, 09:36 PM
Well she thinks she's a stud and decided to run up the hill when she spotted them... crazy bitch.

Anyway, they've killed 5 so far and are coming back up tomorrow... he set some traps up (Don't know what their called) but supposedly the coyotes legs get stuck in them and then you just shoot em. Apparently there's a lot more of them then initially thought. Also came across a bobcat and a bunch of wild turkey's today.

Jesus. Sounds like a posse out there.

KChiefsQT
03-19-2008, 10:16 PM
Ever hear the term "coyote ugly"?

Yep, not from personal experience! :D

booger
03-19-2008, 11:59 PM
Hopefully the hunting/trapping works well. If you continue to see them you might want to consider adding a hound dog or two to your pack. Talk with Mohillbilly if you do add some dogs, he is one of the local experts on the matter. He also would have good advice on pest(big pests in your case!) control.

There's a thread somewhere on hear recently about Raccoons.

Anyway, hope your dog is doing better.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-20-2008, 01:01 AM
Do you all pronounce it "Kai-oat" or "Kai-o-tea"?

I actually enjoy saying "Kai-oat".

Radar Chief
03-20-2008, 07:07 AM
If a dog is in danger of being snatched up and killed by a coyote like a rabbit, it's not really much of a dog.

Were it a one on one fight I’d agree, but coyotes don’t roll like that. A dog takes on one, they’re taking on the pack.

KChiefsQT
03-20-2008, 01:11 PM
Do you all pronounce it "Kai-oat" or "Kai-o-tea"?

I actually enjoy saying "Kai-oat".

Definitely Kai-oat... they eeee is unnecessary!

Buehler445
03-20-2008, 06:47 PM
Definitely Kai-oat... they eeee is unnecessary!

Correct. The eeeee is for the bleeding heart liberals that think they are a noble creature.


DIE COYOTES :cuss:

Halfcan
03-20-2008, 06:55 PM
sounds like a great idea-kill all wildlife to protect a dog

dtebbe
03-20-2008, 07:24 PM
A dog takes on one, they’re taking on the pack.

Sounds familiar :hmmm:

DT

DBO82
03-21-2008, 10:55 AM
Yep, not from personal experience! :D

Yea I doubt you ever experienced it by the looks of your pics.....

KChiefsQT
03-21-2008, 11:35 AM
sounds like a great idea-kill all wildlife to protect a dog

Those scruffy things are killing all the deer and wild turkeys... not to mention a threat to domestic animals. I think it's a great idea to put em all out. Upon further thought....YOU should jump in the pack, then we'd be killing two useless scruffy things with one stone! :p

NewChief
03-21-2008, 11:43 AM
Those scruffy things are killing all the deer and wild turkeys... not to mention a threat to domestic animals. I think it's a great idea to put em all out. Upon further thought....YOU should jump in the pack, then we'd be killing two useless scruffy things with one stone! :p

If the coyotes are gone, good luck dealing with the coons, possums, prairie dogs and whatever other smaller wild animals you have there.

BTW, a great novel with a coyote as the centerpiece is Barbara Kingsolver's The Prodigal Summer.

Skip Towne
03-21-2008, 11:47 AM
Those scruffy things are killing all the deer and wild turkeys... not to mention a threat to domestic animals. I think it's a great idea to put em all out. Upon further thought....YOU should jump in the pack, then we'd be killing two useless scruffy things with one stone! :p

Good one!!

KChiefsQT
03-21-2008, 11:57 AM
If the coyotes are gone, good luck dealing with the coons, possums, prairie dogs and whatever other smaller wild animals you have there.

BTW, a great novel with a coyote as the centerpiece is Barbara Kingsolver's The Prodigal Summer.

The coons, possums, etc. aren't a threat to the dogs. But, now that you mention them... I should just go on a massacre of all worthless animals out there. :D Except the deer and turkeys, cause they make a good fixin on the dinner table.. yum!

L.A. Chieffan
03-21-2008, 11:58 AM
Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog was a coyote named Lassie? Did you know that QT?

KChiefsQT
03-21-2008, 12:04 PM
Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog was a coyote named Lassie? Did you know that QT?

Hehehe, no it was a Collie named Lassie.. nice try sucka!

L.A. Chieffan
03-21-2008, 12:06 PM
Hehehe, no it was a Collie named Lassie.. nice try sucka!

your compliment was sufficient QT

CrazyPhuD
03-21-2008, 12:09 PM
sounds like a great idea-kill all wildlife to protect a dog

It's called natural selection, we have guns they don't!:D All perfectly part of a normal ecosystem.

El Jefe
03-21-2008, 01:07 PM
Originally Posted by Halfcan
sounds like a great idea-kill all wildlife to protect a dog


I wouldn't go out of my way to kill any wild life. Now that being said when we had livestock we killed just about everything that would try and eat them. If coyotes attacked my dog, I would definetely try and kill those rascals also. We have coyotes that run through the back of our land, but we dont have any livestock anymore so I wouldn't kill them for nothing. Depending on how many coyotes there were I think my dog could take 2-3 of them by herself, she is a beast.

Baby Lee
03-21-2008, 01:36 PM
Do you all pronounce it "Kai-oat" or "Kai-o-tea"?

I actually enjoy saying "Kai-oat".

She's in GWB country, it's Kai-oat-ayes

Donger
03-21-2008, 01:48 PM
Hehehe, no it was a Collie named Lassie.. nice try sucka!

Who is the person in your avatar, QT?

ChiefsFire
03-21-2008, 02:01 PM
Who is the person in your avatar, QT?

Its her face man....you would only recognize her from the rear ya dirty ole coot.

Donger
03-21-2008, 02:02 PM
Its her face man....you would only recognize her from the rear ya dirty ole coot.

What is a "face man"?

AustinChief
03-21-2008, 02:04 PM
Who is the person in your avatar, QT?

I'm pretty sure her avatar is some chick named Kara who never came to visit any of the Austin Planeteers when she lived in texas....

:D

Raiderhader
03-21-2008, 02:10 PM
I'm pretty sure her avatar is some chick named Kara who never came to visit any of the Austin Planeteers when she lived in texas....

:D




What a little hooker.


Actually, she was probably just intimidated by the smoking jacket.

AustinChief
03-21-2008, 03:24 PM
What a little hooker.


Actually, she was probably just intimidated by the smoking jacket.
speaking of smoking jackets.. I have a new project I am working on that would fit that image very well... I'll keep everyone informed as it gets closer to fruition

Halfcan
03-21-2008, 03:27 PM
Those scruffy things are killing all the deer and wild turkeys... not to mention a threat to domestic animals. I think it's a great idea to put em all out. Upon further thought....YOU should jump in the pack, then we'd be killing two useless scruffy things with one stone! :p

More deer get hit by cars then killed in the wild. Hunters shoot thousands more turkey than killed by coyotes. As far as domestic animals-the U.S. puts hundreds of thousands to sleep every year-should we shoot the dogcatchers too? Coyotes are very smart and cunning hunters-can't say the same for deer and turkey-which like you, have the brain the size of a pea- :)

LET THEM LIVE I SAY!!!! :cuss:

Just Once I wish Wile Coyote would have caught that fuggin Roadrunner!

KChiefsQT
03-21-2008, 04:09 PM
More deer get hit by cars then killed in the wild. Hunters shoot thousands more turkey than killed by coyotes. As far as domestic animals-the U.S. puts hundreds of thousands to sleep every year-should we shoot the dogcatchers too? Coyotes are very smart and cunning hunters-can't say the same for deer and turkey-which like you, have the brain the size of a pea- :)

LET THEM LIVE I SAY!!!! :cuss:

Just Once I wish Wile Coyote would have caught that fuggin Roadrunner!

Hahaha out of all the rambling I heard.. blah blah a brain the size of a pea. What the world really needs is more women taking birth control so more idiots like you would never be born.

KChiefsQT
03-21-2008, 04:10 PM
I'm pretty sure her avatar is some chick named Kara who never came to visit any of the Austin Planeteers when she lived in texas....

:D

I know! I know! I shouldve ... but I only went to Austin once, spent a lot of time in San Antonio. I love that city!

AustinChief
03-21-2008, 04:15 PM
I know! I know! I shouldve ... but I only went to Austin once, spent a lot of time in San Antonio. I love that city!

You would have loved Austin if given a proper tour. Easily the best and most livable city in Texas. Great nightlife, great outdoor activities and just a great overall atmosphere.

You can always see it next time you move with a boy to texas...

keg in kc
03-21-2008, 04:20 PM
Posting your picture again?

You're just asking for trouble from the lowlifes here.




PM me for details.

(rimshot)

Halfcan
03-21-2008, 04:20 PM
Hahaha out of all the rambling I heard.. blah blah a brain the size of a pea. What the world really needs is more women taking birth control so more idiots like you would never be born.

So you are on the Road runners side huh? I see how you are. :)

KChiefsQT
03-21-2008, 04:21 PM
You would have loved Austin if given a proper tour. Easily the best and most livable city in Texas. Great nightlife, great outdoor activities and just a great overall atmosphere.

You can always see it next time you move with a boy to texas...

Hahaha, I'm think Hawaii will be the next state, but give me another 10 years and I'll probably be back in Texas. I loved it there, people are way more laid back, respectful and just better all around there.

KChiefsQT
03-21-2008, 04:21 PM
Posting your picture again?

You're just asking for trouble from the lowlifes here.


PM me for details.

(rimshot)

It's not my ass!

keg in kc
03-21-2008, 04:22 PM
It's not my ass!I am so not touching that one.

Halfcan
03-21-2008, 04:23 PM
Posting your picture again?

You're just asking for trouble from the lowlifes here.




PM me for details.

(rimshot)

ROFL I think that is the birth control she is talking about-lol :whackit:

KChiefsQT
03-21-2008, 04:23 PM
I am so not touching that one.

HAHAHAHA

KChiefsQT
03-21-2008, 04:24 PM
ROFL I think that is the birth control she is talking about-lol :whackit:

May the good lord help you.

AustinChief
03-21-2008, 04:24 PM
I am so not touching that one.

I will!!! (insert rimshot here...) Oh wait.. that could be misinterpreted...

I'm getting out of this thread before it's too late...

Halfcan
03-21-2008, 04:25 PM
You would have loved Austin if given a proper tour. Easily the best and most livable city in Texas. Great nightlife, great outdoor activities and just a great overall atmosphere.

You can always see it next time you move with a boy to texas...

I LOVE Austin Texas-my Sis lived there for 4 years. I saw a lot of Great bands there-one of the Best Music scenes. Everyone is sooo friendly too.

KChiefsQT
03-21-2008, 04:25 PM
I will!!! (insert rimshot here...) Oh wait.. that could be misinterpreted...

Okay I better step out on that note. It's my birthday... I'm heading back to the brewery! Bye boys errrr... men!!

keg in kc
03-21-2008, 04:26 PM
HAHAHAHAI should probably clarify that when I say "I'm so not touching that one" I was referring only to your comment, and not to your actual posterior.

AustinChief
03-21-2008, 04:26 PM
Okay I better step out on that note. It's my birthday... I'm heading back to the brewery! Bye boys errrr... men!!

Happy birthday. Have a blast!

Halfcan
03-21-2008, 04:26 PM
May the good lord help you.

Oh go shoot a Coyote or something-lol

I have been joking with you this whole thread- :)

Halfcan
03-21-2008, 04:27 PM
Happy B-day-have a good one.

Kill as many Beers as you can-they deserve it.

keg in kc
03-21-2008, 04:27 PM
Yes indeed, happy birthday. Sad but true, as hard as you try, you'll never be as old as me.

Halfcan
03-21-2008, 04:29 PM
I should probably clarify that when I say "I'm so not touching that one" I was referring only to your comment, and not to your actual posterior.

lol yeah sure-we believe you :rolleyes:

keg in kc
03-21-2008, 04:34 PM
lol yeah sure-we believe youWait, you don't believe that I would, in fact, touch her ass?




These are the kind of statements I make when I'm procrastinating at work.

:shake:

Halfcan
03-21-2008, 04:37 PM
Wait, you don't believe that I would, in fact, touch her ass?




These are the kind of statements I make when I'm procrastinating at work.

:shake:

ROFL Yes I believe you-I bet a lot of guys would like to touch her ass-she is very beautiful.

keg in kc
03-21-2008, 04:38 PM
I bet a lot of guys would like to touch her ass-she is very beautiful.You know, that's just the kind of sentiment that should have its own bumper sticker.