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KUCFChiefs
03-17-2008, 08:53 PM
You pay your hard earned cash, what do you like in return?

beach tribe
03-17-2008, 08:57 PM
Heh. Loser.

Halfcan
03-17-2008, 08:57 PM
Whatever your wife is in the mood to give me for $20.00-thanks for asking.

CHIEF MARLBORO
03-17-2008, 09:09 PM
50 options to choose from! HIP-HIP-HOORAY!

Halfcan
03-17-2008, 09:12 PM
50 options to choose from! HIP-HIP-HOORAY!

Only 10 more than your mom does-Redrum

CrazyPhuD
03-17-2008, 09:14 PM
:cuss: where's skull ****ing the one-eyed hooker!

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2008, 09:17 PM
I was thinking "Oh, Bronco LB 52...YOU!"

And then I bust out laughing at the poll options.

BWillie
03-17-2008, 09:17 PM
It would have to be burying them in shallow graves next to the interstate.

CoMoChief
03-17-2008, 09:19 PM
How about killing her, chopping her up into little bits of pieces and eating her, then shitting her out a couple hours later.


Oh yeah and I would also get my money back.

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2008, 09:20 PM
How about killing her, chopping her up into little bits of pieces and eating her, then shitting her out a couple hours later.


Oh yeah and I would also get my money back.

Man, shitting out another human being would be WILD. Just think..they were THERE a couple hours ago, and then they were SHIT! WOW!!!

88TG88
03-17-2008, 09:37 PM
Whats a frot ?


btw I love the tags this thread has.

BIG K
03-17-2008, 09:54 PM
WTF is bukkake?

Count Alex's Losses
03-17-2008, 09:55 PM
WTF is bukkake?

Spraying it in her face.

BWillie
03-17-2008, 09:57 PM
How about killing her, chopping her up into little bits of pieces and eating her, then shitting her out a couple hours later.


Oh yeah and I would also get my money back.

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'Hamas' Jenkins
03-17-2008, 10:04 PM
WTF is bukkake?

Bukkake is more than just spraying it in her face, it's about 10 guys spraying it in her face.

Brock
03-17-2008, 10:08 PM
You left off cuddling.

Simply Red
03-17-2008, 10:12 PM
dumb

Simply Red
03-17-2008, 10:14 PM
Whats a frot ?


btw I love the tags this thread has.

creamy Fug build-up.

Thig Lyfe
03-17-2008, 10:15 PM
Where's the "force resignation from the office of governor" option?

Psyko Tek
03-17-2008, 10:19 PM
after I cum they leave

BIG K
03-17-2008, 10:27 PM
Bukkake is more than just spraying it in her face, it's about 10 guys spraying it in her face.

Outstanding...

BucEyedPea
03-17-2008, 11:14 PM
multiple straps-ons, for every orifice with mini strap-ons in my nostrils.
or
being cuddled

depends on my mood

BucEyedPea
03-17-2008, 11:16 PM
Oh, and I forgot. Tantric sex is nice too.

xbarretx
03-17-2008, 11:28 PM
so by viewing the results of this thread am i lead to believe that everyone makes frequent trips to Vegas and tears it up at the bunny ranch? or that i just havent found the cool spots to snag hookers in KC yet :hmmm:

BIG K
03-17-2008, 11:34 PM
multiple straps-ons, for every orifice with mini strap-ons in my nostrils.
or
being cuddled

depends on my mood

I apologize that I do not know you but, I cannot tell if your male or female by your post....

The tonsil thing is pretty, um, different. Have not heard of that one either. Is that pretty normal in your area?


:)

Keep in mind, I have seen some pretty weird shit here in CA.....

BIG K
03-17-2008, 11:36 PM
after I cum they leave

Not before they clean your house I hope...

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-17-2008, 11:40 PM
Oh, and I forgot. Tantric sex is nice too.

It's also a myth.

Simply Red
03-17-2008, 11:42 PM
dumb ass thread and not funny.

Frazod
03-17-2008, 11:43 PM
All these options and he leaves off the best one - two at the same time.

:shake:

Iowanian
03-17-2008, 11:51 PM
I once read a great quote.

"you don't pay a hooker for sex, you pay her to leave when you're done"


I've never required the services of a hooker.

Boon
03-18-2008, 12:28 AM
You left off cuddling.

LMAO

Brock, dude you picked eating her shit.
You can't be serious eh?

Chiefs=Good
03-18-2008, 01:07 AM
Wheres the reverse tripple conginted grasshopper postion...? Darn Noobs...

greg63
03-18-2008, 01:19 AM
"Lotus"???

Is this a new Norton Porn software line Symantec has come out with?

Braincase
03-18-2008, 07:39 AM
"Lotus"???

Is this a new Norton Porn software line Symantec has come out with?

Nah... it's where she modifies your spreadsheet and you smile like Buddha...

Gonzo
03-18-2008, 08:45 AM
I was hoping for a Gaz option in this one just to see what it would be.

RINGLEADER
03-18-2008, 10:03 AM
Whah? No ATM?

Mr. Laz
03-18-2008, 10:24 AM
this thread alone could get Cplanet onto the Adult Site List


a mod might want to delete it :shrug:

siberian khatru
03-18-2008, 10:33 AM
Whah? No ATM?

I think withdrawing money is implied, since we're talking about hookers.

Oh, wait ...

QuikSsurfer
03-18-2008, 10:34 AM
the tags on this thread are ridiculous

but it would be - bareback reverse cowgirl