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alpha_omega
03-19-2008, 11:24 AM
Anybody know what this is about???

Chiefs | Edwards to make announcement
Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:53:34 -0700 Kansas City Chiefs (http://www.kffl.com/team/21/nfl) head coach Herman Edwards (http://www.kffl.com/player/1976/nfl) will make an announcement Monday, March 24, at 2:30 p.m. in the Press Club at Arrowhead Stadium.



http://www.kffl.com/hotw/nfl

milkman
03-19-2008, 11:25 AM
He's going to announce that this isn't the Arena League.

MVChiefFan
03-19-2008, 11:25 AM
"We're gonna be ok, oooooookaaaaayyy"

Brock
03-19-2008, 11:25 AM
It's to introduce Chad Pennington.

StcChief
03-19-2008, 11:26 AM
wants to know if we have all 'Got over it"

beach tribe
03-19-2008, 11:26 AM
FINALLY!!! The shocking news we've been waiting for.

keg in kc
03-19-2008, 11:27 AM
It's to introduce Chad Pennington.Fun thought.

It's to announce that we're officially making the entire 2008 season preseason games for 2009.

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 11:27 AM
SO what is the news?

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 11:28 AM
He is going to resign?

stlchiefs
03-19-2008, 11:28 AM
WPI's big announcement is finally coming out.

kstater
03-19-2008, 11:28 AM
He's going to announce that he is returning control of the draft to Carl.

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 11:30 AM
WPI's big announcement is finally coming out.
So Herm is going to annouce that GOATSE is a welching closet queer?

PhillyChiefFan
03-19-2008, 11:30 AM
to announce that the Death Star is now operational??

Rooster
03-19-2008, 11:30 AM
We will now always wear white during home games and he supports Obama.

Bowser
03-19-2008, 11:30 AM
We're trading for Chad Johnson, because Webb and Sippio just are no match for the corners we play against in the AFC West. A second and a fifth.

kstater
03-19-2008, 11:31 AM
He's going to announce Sippio as the #2 receiver.

Bowser
03-19-2008, 11:31 AM
We're trading for Chad Johnson, because Webb and Sippio just are no match for the corners we play against in the AFC West. A second and a fifth.

And that he likes pie.

MTG#10
03-19-2008, 11:31 AM
He just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance...

stlchiefs
03-19-2008, 11:32 AM
Don't worry about the Chiefs draft analysis. Herm stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night.

beach tribe
03-19-2008, 11:32 AM
He just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance...

NIce.

talastan
03-19-2008, 11:33 AM
We're trading for Chad Johnson, because Webb and Sippio just are no match for the corners we play against in the AFC West. A second and a fifth.

If Chad could change his attitude towards his team, then fine, but otherwise

HELL NO!!!

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 11:34 AM
That he has no clue on how to coach a NFL team and we should just GET OVER IT, IT HAPPENS, ITS CALLED LIFE!

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 11:37 AM
maybe we are trading out whole draft for Ryan... You know because he can win games without a OL...

RockChalk
03-19-2008, 11:37 AM
He just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance...

ROFL

kstater
03-19-2008, 11:38 AM
He's finally figured out the "plan".

NCarlsCorner2
03-19-2008, 11:40 AM
There are only two seats left on the bus.

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 11:41 AM
There are only two seats left under the bus.
That is more like Herm...

kc rush
03-19-2008, 11:42 AM
That Carl says crazy things that he dissagrees with, but he can't disown him, and his own grandmother is a racist.

milkman
03-19-2008, 11:43 AM
He just saved a bunch of money on his car insurance...

This should have closed the thread.

siberian khatru
03-19-2008, 11:43 AM
That for now-obvious reasons, he wants to be called "Hermione."

blueballs
03-19-2008, 11:45 AM
He is leaving to the Chiefs
to replace Sunquist in Denver

CoMoChief
03-19-2008, 11:46 AM
He's going to announce that we are going into camp with 7 kickers, 9 safeties, 2 QB's and a punter , a joker card, a thimble, and a broomstick.


We should be good to go this season.

blueballs
03-19-2008, 11:47 AM
Someone has health problems

R&GHomer
03-19-2008, 11:47 AM
All joking aside, I wonder what this is. If they were going to Trade someone like Alan or LJ you would think we would have heard rumors or a least whispers.

Bowser
03-19-2008, 11:48 AM
He's going to announce that we are going into camp with 7 kickers, 9 safeties, 2 QB's and a punter , a joker card, a thimble, and a broomstick.


We should be good to go this season.

You're full of shit. He's going to take some fullbacks too, moran.

MTG#10
03-19-2008, 11:48 AM
All joking aside, I wonder what this is. If they were going to Trade someone like Alan or LJ you would think we would have heard rumors or a least whispers.

Well as great as it would be, it definitely wont be LJ after that contract we just gave him.

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 11:48 AM
Could that be more vague?

Bowser
03-19-2008, 11:48 AM
Someone has health problems

:hmmm:

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 11:49 AM
Maybe we are trading JA.

Bowser
03-19-2008, 11:49 AM
All joking aside, I wonder what this is. If they were going to Trade someone like Alan or LJ you would think we would have heard rumors or a least whispers.

You'd think it would be Carl putting on the presser, if that was the case.

stlchiefs
03-19-2008, 11:49 AM
Herm: LJ likes white chicks and is dating a playboy bunny.

MTG#10
03-19-2008, 11:50 AM
He's been offered a nicer contract to go back to the Jets, and we get a 4th round pick for him.

milkman
03-19-2008, 11:52 AM
He's been offered a nicer contract to go back to the Jets, and we have to throw in a 4th round pick for the Jets to take him.

FYP.

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 11:52 AM
He's been offered a nicer contract to go back to the Jets, and we get a 4th round pick for him.

:cuss: for even teasing at the thought! That would be the best thing to ever happen to this franchise.

kc rush
03-19-2008, 11:52 AM
Someone has health problems


Since there aren't a lot of trade rumors out there, I wonder if this could be the case.

Its also strange that its Herm making an announcement and not Carl.

blueballs
03-19-2008, 11:53 AM
It's Herm's announcement and not Carl's is a bit puzzling

milkman
03-19-2008, 11:53 AM
He just learned that he hired Gunther Cunningham and not Randall
Cunningham.

Hog Farmer
03-19-2008, 11:54 AM
That he likes Pork ribs!

alpha_omega
03-19-2008, 11:55 AM
Someone has health problems

That was our first thought as well.

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 11:55 AM
Edwards:there are are plenty of season tickets still available. We have a plan, so please come out and support the team.

Hog Farmer
03-19-2008, 11:58 AM
They've hired Solari back as they have determined that the reason our offense sucked was not his fault. It was Dick Vermeils.

Direckshun
03-19-2008, 11:59 AM
You don't plan for an announcement a week ahead of today just so you can say you're trading someone. If that happens, it just happens.

This is a resignation speech. Someone's resigning.

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 11:59 AM
The Chiefs will be announcing that they plan to participate in this year's draft.

Boon
03-19-2008, 12:00 PM
Larry Johnson has a swolled foot.

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 12:00 PM
You don't plan for an announcement a week ahead of today just so you can say you're trading someone. If that happens, it just happens.

This is a resignation speech. Someone's resigning.
I wonder if it is Carl? I know the Red Coaters have probably gotten an ear full about him and why some didn't renew.

Bowser
03-19-2008, 12:01 PM
You don't plan for an announcement a week ahead of today just so you can say you're trading someone. If that happens, it just happens.

This is a resignation speech. Someone's resigning.

Who's your guess? Can't imagine it would be Herm, since he just checked out Ryan and the BC players. Perhaps Gun?

Brock
03-19-2008, 12:01 PM
You don't plan for an announcement a week ahead of today just so you can say you're trading someone. If that happens, it just happens.

This is a resignation speech. Someone's resigning.

I doubt this.

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 12:02 PM
Carl is getting the boot would be my guess. He'll go on to run the Broncos organization.

DTLB58
03-19-2008, 12:03 PM
If Chad could change his attitude towards his team, then fine, but otherwise

HELL NO!!!

He would be so frustrated in Gailey's offense that he would be a cancer.

That would be like putting T.O. on the '76 Bucs team.

plbrdude
03-19-2008, 12:03 PM
It's to introduce Chad Pennington.

that could quite possibly make me puke.

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 12:03 PM
You don't plan for an announcement a week ahead of today just so you can say you're trading someone. If that happens, it just happens.

This is a resignation speech. Someone's resigning.

LOL...it's nothing so dramatic.

the Talking Can
03-19-2008, 12:05 PM
He read the rule book....passes are legal!

Brock
03-19-2008, 12:05 PM
LOL...it's nothing so dramatic.

Like you know.

stlchiefs
03-19-2008, 12:06 PM
LOL...it's nothing so dramatic.

What is it? Prove you have inside knowledge.

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 12:07 PM
Like you know.

I have a pretty good idea.

Bill Lundberg
03-19-2008, 12:07 PM
He's been told if he wants to keep his job he needs to come out of retirement and play CB for us. It's all part of the spend $0.00 plan.

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 12:07 PM
JA will be traded. Hence the showing up in the tux tshirt and disrespecting the organization. We'll get the Eagles first rounder this year and next, plus Lito Sheppard.

chiefqueen
03-19-2008, 12:07 PM
Someone has health problems

This got me thinking, did anybody see the "Brittish" looking hat Herm wore @ Ryan's pro-day workout yesterday. Maybe he wore it to hide his hair.

Micjones
03-19-2008, 12:08 PM
I can't recall a press conference called to discuss player personnel decisions.

This has all the makings of a resignation.

Direckshun
03-19-2008, 12:08 PM
LOL...it's nothing so dramatic.
I love the condescending laugh.

Post would have been complete without it, but it's the condescending laugh that makes it work.

Well in, sir.

Der Flöprer
03-19-2008, 12:08 PM
He's going to announce that Joe Horn quit ****ing Willie Roaf's wife, they've both made up and are joining the Chiefs in time for mini camp.

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 12:09 PM
If it was a resignation, I would think Carl or ownership would handle that.

DTLB58
03-19-2008, 12:09 PM
You guys are freaking hilarious with these replies.

We will have to vote on the top 5. :clap:

Brock
03-19-2008, 12:10 PM
I have a pretty good idea.

No, you don't.

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 12:10 PM
I have a pretty good idea.
So do I.:D

Der Flöprer
03-19-2008, 12:10 PM
I can't recall a press conference called to discuss player personnel decisions.

This has all the makings of a resignation.

Why wait almost a week? I don't think so.

DTLB58
03-19-2008, 12:10 PM
They couldn't make a decision on Matt Ryan after yesterdays workout so they are forfieting this years pick.....

Boon
03-19-2008, 12:11 PM
I have a pretty good idea.

He'll tell you for a hundred bucks a year.

DTLB58
03-19-2008, 12:11 PM
I have a pretty good idea.

Then please share

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 12:13 PM
No, you don't.

Yes, I do. It's pretty inconsequential.

milkman
03-19-2008, 12:13 PM
Why wait almost a week? I don't think so.

He's resigning.............himself to the fact that the Chiefs will suck this year.

It's a pre-emptive "Get over it" presser.

Boon
03-19-2008, 12:14 PM
Yes, I do. It's pretty inconsequential.

Not worth the hundred bucks then?

Bowser
03-19-2008, 12:14 PM
Yes, I do. It's pretty inconsequential.

Is Herm attention whoring?

R&GHomer
03-19-2008, 12:14 PM
I wonder if it is Carl? I know the Red Coaters have probably gotten an ear full about him and why some didn't renew.

As happy as that would make me and everyone else, you would think Clark would make that announcement.

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 12:14 PM
Then please share

No. I like being mysterious.

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 12:14 PM
Yes, I do. It's pretty inconsequential.
What about the shocking news?

Brock
03-19-2008, 12:14 PM
No. I like being mysterious.

...and waiting for Adam Teicher to report it first.

Direckshun
03-19-2008, 12:16 PM
What about the shocking news?
That's pretty much invented so we can be the subjects of their condescending laughter every time we believe big news is about to hit.

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 12:16 PM
What about the shocking news?

If something shocking was about to break someone (likely WPI) would have heard something about it before today.

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 12:17 PM
No. I like being mysterious.

So telling us no news is mysterious? More like worthless.

Mr. Arrowhead
03-19-2008, 12:17 PM
The annoucement is that "we are rebuilding"

stlchiefs
03-19-2008, 12:17 PM
No. I like being mysterious.

You're no longer mysterious. By now we know that you talk about inside knowledge and moves that never add up.

I'm not just trying to bash you because I enjoy some of your articles, but this inside knowledge that is always claimed and never materializes is a load of crap and annoying.

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 12:17 PM
ROFLIf something shocking was about to break someone (likely WPI) would have heard something about it before today.

Bowser
03-19-2008, 12:17 PM
How many times has Nick speed dialed Jay Glazer to this point?

R&GHomer
03-19-2008, 12:17 PM
No. I like being mysterious.

Give it up dude, not like someone is going to put a hit out on you.

kstater
03-19-2008, 12:18 PM
If something shocking was about to break someone (likely WPI) would have heard something about it before today.

I thought WPI already knew some shocking news?

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 12:18 PM
If something shocking was about to break someone (likely WPI) would have heard something about it before today.YOU are the one that said there would BE shocking news from coming from the Chiefs, well....?

Boon
03-19-2008, 12:21 PM
Inconsequential and at the same time mysterious.
Wow I'm really intrigued. Almost to the point of
shelling out a hundred bucks---------NOT!!

SBK
03-19-2008, 12:21 PM
He's announcing that the new club level will include bidets, hence the huge spike in ticket prices there.

Mr. Plow
03-19-2008, 12:21 PM
Sweet. I'm taking Monday off of work in anticipation.

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 12:22 PM
OK, I do have some news:

Chad Johnson a Chief (http://www.kcchiefs.com/player/chad_johnson/)

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 12:24 PM
Inconsequential and at the same time mysterious.
Wow I'm really intrigued. Almost to the point of
shelling out a hundred bucks---------NOT!!
You mean to tell me there is a way we can drop $100 and get all the Chiefs info before it breaks locally or nationally?

This place must be like heaven, please share the details!

nychief
03-19-2008, 12:25 PM
is he endorsing Obama?

Donger
03-19-2008, 12:25 PM
No. I like being mysterious.

You're about as mysterious as a game of Clue.

Bowser
03-19-2008, 12:27 PM
Is he announcing he got 5 stars on "Through the Fire and Flames" playing expert on Guitar Hero III?

cdcox
03-19-2008, 12:28 PM
You really can't keep a secret in the NFL for a whole week. If someone were leaving, they'd be calling around to other teams to find a landing place and word would leak. No one keeps a trade or FA signing secret for a week. Health problems for someone on the staff doesn't sound right. That is not something you announce a press conference for a week in advance.

This has all the hallmarks of Herm showboating.

Either that or Trent Green is going to become our QB coach after the Chiefs bought out his contract with the Rams.

milkman
03-19-2008, 12:28 PM
I think I know what it is.

He's coming out of the closet and declaring his love for Dick.

That's Dick Curl.

blueballs
03-19-2008, 12:29 PM
The Chiefs will play their home games this year at Mizzu
except for a game in Bogata against the sliver and crack

Micjones
03-19-2008, 12:29 PM
Why wait almost a week? I don't think so.

What else could it be?

Chest Rockwell
03-19-2008, 12:30 PM
Either that or Trent Green is going to become our QB coach after the Chiefs bought out his contract with the Rams.

Step 1: Trent as QB coach
Step 2: Brodie gets the gift of Basshand
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!!!

melbar
03-19-2008, 12:30 PM
Hard liquor will now be served at Arrowhead for the fans convenience.:BLVD:

Oh ya, and Hillbillypharoh is about to finally break 1,000 posts....:)

Direckshun
03-19-2008, 12:32 PM
I need GoChiefs to laugh condescendingly at me one more time, just to make the thread complete.

I'll try to bait him: Golly gee willickers I wonder if Herm's going to make a gigantic personnel announcement!?

Bowser
03-19-2008, 12:32 PM
Oh ya, and Hillbillypharoh is about to finally break 1,000 posts....:)

DON'T DO IT!! YOU WON'T RESPECT YOURSELF IN THE MORNING!!

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 12:33 PM
That we completely abandon the forward pass, he is tired of being associated with the Arena League...

Boon
03-19-2008, 12:33 PM
The Chiefs will play their home games this year at Mizzu
except for a game in Bogata against the sliver and crack

How about a game in Africa?

Direckshun
03-19-2008, 12:33 PM
I bet he's announcing a big free agent splash!

Direckshun
03-19-2008, 12:34 PM
Maybe they're doing Hard Knocks again!

Direckshun
03-19-2008, 12:34 PM
Maybe they've signed Jared Allen!

blueballs
03-19-2008, 12:34 PM
Herm has agreed to 4 more years

Direckshun
03-19-2008, 12:34 PM
They're bringing back Marty Schottenheimer for player personnel scout!

Direckshun
03-19-2008, 12:34 PM
Maybe Herm is getting a contract extension!

Direckshun
03-19-2008, 12:35 PM
Feel free to jump in at any time and laugh at me, GoChiefs.

But don't bother unless you're going to do it really condescendingly.

Zouk
03-19-2008, 12:35 PM
Probably a charity thing of some kind.

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 12:35 PM
:cuss:

Herm has agreed to 4 more years

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 12:36 PM
:rolleyes:Feel free to jump in at any time and laugh at me, GoChiefs.

But don't bother unless you're going to do it really condescendingly.
I guess he left to do some real reporting work?

Boon
03-19-2008, 12:36 PM
Probably a charity thing of some kind.

We have a winner.

melbar
03-19-2008, 12:36 PM
DON'T DO IT!! YOU WON'T RESPECT YOURSELF IN THE MORNING!!

I WONT! I'm not going to make my 1,000th post on this crappy thread you can count on...wait...:doh!:

blueballs
03-19-2008, 12:37 PM
The sponser has been named
Prozac field at Arrowhead Stadium

Der Flöprer
03-19-2008, 12:37 PM
You're about as mysterious as a game of Clue.

It was Colonel Mustard, in the White House, with a Gas Pump.

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 12:38 PM
I need GoChiefs to laugh condescendingly at me one more time, just to make the thread complete.

I'll try to bait him: Golly gee willickers I wonder if Herm's going to make a gigantic personnel announcement!?

http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/7250/condescendcw8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

melbar
03-19-2008, 12:39 PM
They're bringing back Marty Schottenheimer for player personnel scout!

I'd take Marty over Herm in a heartbeat. At least we could be b-tching about how we get to the playoffs every year and never take the next step instead of dreaming of 8-8.

DTLB58
03-19-2008, 12:39 PM
Yes, I do. It's pretty inconsequential.

Any of us could make that statement and then hold on to the info and then afterwards say I knew that was it. Jeez....What was your point in saying I think I have a good idea then???

Der Flöprer
03-19-2008, 12:39 PM
I need GoChiefs to laugh condescendingly at me one more time, just to make the thread complete.

I'll try to bait him: Golly gee willickers I wonder if Herm's going to make a gigantic personnel announcement!?

LMAO Is your butt hurt?

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 12:40 PM
Any of us could make that statement and then hold on to the info and then afterwards say I knew that was it. Jeez....What was your point in saying I think I have a good idea then???

It's really quite unimportant.

Der Flöprer
03-19-2008, 12:40 PM
They're bringing back Marty Schottenheimer for player personnel scout!

I'm more inclined to think it's a hiring, than a firing.

Micjones
03-19-2008, 12:41 PM
This can't be the announcement of an extension.
Carl would've called the presser if that were the case.

This has to be something that Herm has dominion over.

blueballs
03-19-2008, 12:41 PM
Louie Aguiar's testicle will be introduced to the Chiefs HOF

dj56dt58
03-19-2008, 12:41 PM
Herm: Ladies and gentlemen, Chief fans all over the world. I would like to announce that...I have a Gigantic Penis! Yes..it's true. I have an enormous cock. Thank you. Be sure to renew your season tickets on behalf of my huge ding a ling

Zouk
03-19-2008, 12:42 PM
Is it related to Dick Curl being a sudden no show at the BC Pro Day?

Bowser
03-19-2008, 12:42 PM
It's really quite unimportant.

He DID get 5 stars on "Through the Fire and Flames". Nice! That song is a bitch.

Der Flöprer
03-19-2008, 12:42 PM
Louie Aguiar's testicle will be introduced to the Chiefs HOF

Along with a can of Rainier beer.

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 12:43 PM
It's really quite unimportant.
Then why hold a press conference?

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 12:43 PM
Is it related to Dick Curl being a sudden no show at the BC Pro Day?
Dick Curl has been a no show for the last 2 years... This isnt news!ROFL

melbar
03-19-2008, 12:44 PM
Louie Aguiar's testicle will be introduced to the Chiefs HOF

:rockon:ROFL

milkman
03-19-2008, 12:45 PM
Serious guess here would be he's re-assigning some responsibilities in the coaching staff.

Hopefully one of them would include Dick Curl being reassigned to another position, and out of the pic as QB coach.

Micjones
03-19-2008, 12:45 PM
Perhaps Curl's being replaced?

RockChalk
03-19-2008, 12:47 PM
he underwent an "operation" and will now be referred to as Stephanie Edwards

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 12:47 PM
The ring of fame lost any meaning once they put Jack Steadman in there.

Coach
03-19-2008, 12:47 PM
Perhaps Curl's being replaced?

That would be a very good thing IMHO. If he's being replaced by Chan Gailey, that that's even better.

NCarlsCorner2
03-19-2008, 12:49 PM
If it was a resignation, I would think Carl or ownership would handle that.

Carl has always said that it is his head coaches job to hire and fire.

Boon
03-19-2008, 12:49 PM
Chan looked at the roster and our draft history and is resigning immediatley.

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 12:49 PM
The ring of fame lost any meaning once they put Jack Steadman in there.
You know for sure Carl will make it to the Ring of Fame...

the boos will be deafening!

NCarlsCorner2
03-19-2008, 12:50 PM
Perhaps Curl's being replaced?

I was thinking maybe Gunther is gone.

milkman
03-19-2008, 12:51 PM
I was thinking maybe Gunther is gone.

You can't get rid of Gunt.

He always comes back.

CosmicPal
03-19-2008, 12:53 PM
Edwards is resigning.

Decided he'd rather begin watching Super Bowls now since he finally realized he'll never coach in one. :D

Coach
03-19-2008, 12:55 PM
Edwards is resigning.

Decided he'd rather begin watching Super Bowls now since he finally realized he'll never coach in one. :D

Heh. He won't do that anyways. He's way too prideful and stubborn.

BigChiefFan
03-19-2008, 12:57 PM
Carl has always said that it is his head coaches job to hire and fire.
Herm doesn't hire or fire upper management only coaches and their underlings.

So if Carl was to resign, I doubt Herm would be the one announcing it-that's all I'm getting at.

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 12:57 PM
Heh. He won't do that anyways. He's way too prideful and stubborn.
So true, He would rather run this franchise so far into the ground it will take years to recover, rather than just admit, he doesnt have a freaking clue on the NFL or College Level.

Dave Lane
03-19-2008, 12:58 PM
OK is he quitting or is he just going to announce we will forgo a Offense this year and just have 53 Defensive players?

Dave

NCarlsCorner2
03-19-2008, 01:00 PM
Herm doesn't hire or fire upper management only coaches and their underlings.

So if Carl was to resign, I doubt Herm would be the one announcing it-that's all I'm getting at.

That's what i'm talking about.

The Rick
03-19-2008, 01:01 PM
That's what i'm talking about.
Unless the rumors are true that Clark wants Herm to take over for Carl...

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 01:02 PM
is he just going to announce we will forgo a Offense this year and just have 53 Defensive players?


"We're going to establish a new way of playing football. Many years ago pioneers like Paul Brown and Vince Lombardi invented methods of playing that game that are still used today. We believe our "Tackle and Punt" strategy will be a new innovation to lead the NFL into a new era. Remember when the forward pass was introduced? This is going to have the same impact. Our new, creative way of playing football eliminates turnovers completely."

blueballs
03-19-2008, 01:02 PM
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Patriots | Commemorative envelope honors Moss
Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:30:59 -0700

Matthew J. Darnell, of Yahoo! Sports, reports the state of West Virginia has honored New England Patriots WR Randy Moss by creating a commemorative Randy Moss envelope. The state of West Virginia has also bestowed this honor on Mary Lou Retton and Jerry West in the past.

EyePod
03-19-2008, 01:04 PM
You're full of shit. He's going to take some fullbacks too, moran.

You mean linebackers who were converted to fullbacks!!! Worst case, we can always convert Demorio, DJ, Donnie, and Nap to Fullback. We'll run a set with Waters at C and the rest of the line being fullbacks formerly known as linebackers. On an X-O diagram, all of these players would be seen as the symbol for the Artist Formerly Known as Prince.

http://artsuppliesonline.com/blog/princelogo.jpg

Madden would have a field day with it....

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 01:06 PM
You mean linebackers who were converted to fullbacks!!! Worst case, we can always convert Demorio, DJ, Donnie, and Nap to Fullback. We'll run a set with Waters at C and the rest of the line being fullbacks formerly known as linebackers. .

Don't forget about our goal-line threat...

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/78209283.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1937B8C00E1EDBEE48C1AB3C33E240A7A32284831B75F48EF45

milkman
03-19-2008, 01:07 PM
Unless the rumors are true that Clark wants Herm to take over for Carl...

That's not happening.

Carl just went to BC's Pro day with Herman ****ing Edwards.

penguinz
03-19-2008, 01:13 PM
That's not happening.

Carl just went to BC's Pro day with Herman ****ing Edwards.
WTF does that have to do with anything?

Dylan
03-19-2008, 01:14 PM
Hey Goatse,

Break the news!

Then you can stand next to your byline and wait for the offers to come in --

word to the wise -- make sure it's accurate

Micjones
03-19-2008, 01:14 PM
I was thinking maybe Gunther is gone.

Interesting...

I wonder who they have in mind to replace him if that is in fact the case?

alpha_omega
03-19-2008, 01:14 PM
160 some odd posts and nobody knows? (or is willing to say)?????

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 01:15 PM
Hey Goatse,

Break the news!

Then stand next to your byline and wait for the offers to flow in --

word to the wise -- make sure it's accurate lol

There's no news. This whole thing is being blown out of proportion.

nychief
03-19-2008, 01:16 PM
160 some odd posts and nobody knows? (or is willing to say)?????

ahhh, he offseason.

stlchiefs
03-19-2008, 01:16 PM
It's really quite unimportant.

You already said that. See: "It's pretty inconsequential."

If it's so inconsequential and unimportant then why not reveal it? FYI You don't gain any more credibility with the masses that dislike you by pulling shit like this.

King_Chief_Fan
03-19-2008, 01:16 PM
I was thinking maybe Gunther is gone.

They don't hold press conferences for that. Gun gets fired over the internet.

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 01:17 PM
If it's so inconsequential and unimportant then why not reveal it?

I like seeing you guys squirm.

milkman
03-19-2008, 01:17 PM
There's no news. This whole thing is being blown out of proportion.

So Herman ****ing Edwards is holding a news conference to inform us that there is no news.

stlchiefs
03-19-2008, 01:20 PM
I like seeing you guys squirm.

Whatever gets your jollies off in the basement big boy. :rolleyes:

Brock
03-19-2008, 01:20 PM
I like seeing you guys squirm.

If squirm = laughing at your notion of journalism, so be it.

King_Chief_Fan
03-19-2008, 01:21 PM
I like seeing you guys squirm.

in other words, me and the erroneous one don't have a clue. We didn't get in on this one, we were left off the need to know list.

Bowser
03-19-2008, 01:23 PM
They don't hold press conferences for that. Gun gets fired over the internet.


Well played.

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 01:23 PM
So Herman ****ing Edwards is holding a news conference to inform us that there is no news.
We have all seen that Herms idocity has no boundries...

This should come as no surprise!

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 01:25 PM
You folks sure get butthurt over nothing.

Boon
03-19-2008, 01:27 PM
Well played.

Indeed!

dj56dt58
03-19-2008, 01:28 PM
So Herman ****ing Edwards is holding a news conference to inform us that there is no news.

actually sound like something Herm would do...

Dylan
03-19-2008, 01:28 PM
There's no news. This whole thing is being blown out of proportion.
:(

BigCatDaddy
03-19-2008, 01:29 PM
You folks sure get butthurt over nothing.

Irony at its finest.

Fire Me Boy!
03-19-2008, 01:31 PM
No. I like being mysterious.

I like seeing you guys squirm.

Bullshit. You like people THINKING you know something. I don't buy it. I think you're as clueless as anyone here. I think you HEARD it was inconsequential, so you're going with that, because that's a safe bet.

But I don't believe for a second you know shit about shit.

Prove me wrong. Say what it is now, and I'll give you all the props in the world if you're right.

King_Chief_Fan
03-19-2008, 01:31 PM
You folks sure get butthurt over nothing.

yea, but you won't hear us tell the board that we are leaving and never coming back. Why are you here?

alpha_omega
03-19-2008, 01:31 PM
yea, but you won't hear us tell the board that we are leaving and never coming back. Why are you here?

Ya....whatever happened to that?

chagrin
03-19-2008, 01:32 PM
Ya....whatever happened to that?

and a hush fills the room...

Rain Man
03-19-2008, 01:33 PM
I bet he's announcing that our first-round pick is holding out.

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 01:33 PM
Bullshit. You like people THINKING you know something. I don't buy it. I think you're as clueless as anyone here. I think you HEARD it was inconsequential, so you're going with that, because that's a safe bet.

But I don't believe for a second you know shit about shit.

Prove me wrong. Say what it is now, and I'll give you all the props in the world if you're right.

Dum deedly doo:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2007/03/20/the_herm_edwards_youth_football_camp_presented_by_first_national_bank_kicks_off_in_kansas_city/

NY CHIEF
03-19-2008, 01:34 PM
Announcing that he too had a trist with ashly dupree but he only paid 2500.00 per hour ROFL

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 01:34 PM
and a hush fills the room...
Sad really.....

Boon
03-19-2008, 01:35 PM
I bet he's announcing that our first-round pick is holding out.

Ding ding ding. We have a winner!

elvomito
03-19-2008, 01:38 PM
Dum deedly doo:

http://www.kcchiefs.com/news/2007/03/20/the_herm_edwards_youth_football_camp_presented_by_first_national_bank_kicks_off_in_kansas_city/

thats about right, a year late

Fire Me Boy!
03-19-2008, 01:40 PM
thats about right, a year late

Might be that, for 2008.

ROYC75
03-19-2008, 01:46 PM
You folks sure get butthurt over nothing.

We understand that a guy with your experence, you don't get that butthurt anymore ?:hmmm:

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 01:51 PM
We understand that a guy with your experence, you don't get that butthurt anymore ?:hmmm:
That might sting alittle...

RustShack
03-19-2008, 01:59 PM
Is this the "shocking news" we've been waiting for!?!?!?

Hog Farmer
03-19-2008, 02:00 PM
If it was ANYTHING of importance it would be announced by Carl. Geez, what a bunch of itiots!

kc rush
03-19-2008, 02:05 PM
He's waiting for Al to fire Lane Kiffin before annoucing that Kiffin been added to our staff.

Mr. Arrowhead
03-19-2008, 02:08 PM
we are converting Tank Tyler into our starting full back

Boon
03-19-2008, 02:09 PM
we are converting Tank Tyler into our starting full back

And all our safteys to cornerback.

NCarlsCorner2
03-19-2008, 02:32 PM
Interesting...

I wonder who they have in mind to replace him if that is in fact the case?

Is Donnie Henderson out of a job.

Chiefs Pantalones
03-19-2008, 02:43 PM
Anybody know what this is about???

Chiefs | Edwards to make announcement
Wed, 19 Mar 2008 08:53:34 -0700 Kansas City Chiefs (http://www.kffl.com/team/21/nfl) head coach Herman Edwards (http://www.kffl.com/player/1976/nfl) will make an announcement Monday, March 24, at 2:30 p.m. in the Press Club at Arrowhead Stadium.



http://www.kffl.com/hotw/nfl

YAWN...can't wait...

Chiefs Pantalones
03-19-2008, 02:48 PM
We're trading our first round pick for Trent Green?

DTLB58
03-19-2008, 02:59 PM
If it was ANYTHING of importance it would be announced by Carl. Geez, what a bunch of itiots!

At least we can spell.....

booger
03-19-2008, 03:07 PM
Is Donnie Henderson out of a job.

Henderson was out of work last year after getting the boot in detroit. I think he was basically a consultant for Marvin Lewis and the Bengals. He was a candidate for Cincy's open DC spot but got hired as the DB coach in Jax.

NaptownChief
03-19-2008, 03:11 PM
I think he is going to announce he isn't very good at his profession. He seems to like to restate the obvious.

Hoover
03-19-2008, 03:30 PM
My sources in KC tell me that Herm will make an announcement that they will not be holding training came in Wisconsin any more, instead they will be closer to the KC Metro.

booger
03-19-2008, 03:30 PM
When Carl was on vacation during the opening days of free agency, they raided his office to finally figure out the source of the aweful smelling stench. They cracked his safe and discovered Jimmy Hoffa. And nekked pictures of Bea Arthur.

They are having the presser to allow everyone to share feelings on what disturbs them more.

Micjones
03-19-2008, 03:30 PM
My sources in KC tell me that Herm will make an announcement that they will not be holding training came in Wisconsin any more, instead they will be closer to the KC Metro.

I thought they'd already agreed to return to River Falls for at least another year though?

Mr. Arrowhead
03-19-2008, 03:30 PM
My sources in KC tell me that Herm will make an announcement that they will not be holding training came in Wisconsin any more, instead they will be closer to the KC Metro.
that would be cool, i hope that happens

Hoover
03-19-2008, 03:33 PM
My guess is that they are either going to announce where camp will be in 2009 if they have already agreed to return to River Falls for one more year.

Micjones
03-19-2008, 03:34 PM
My guess is that they are either going to announce where camp will be in 2009 if they have already agreed to return to River Falls for one more year.

Isn't that Carl's decision though?
Why would Herman Edwards make that announcement?

Hoover
03-19-2008, 03:36 PM
Isn't that Carl's decision though?
Why would Herman Edwards make that announcement?

Nah, I think its a HC thing.

booger
03-19-2008, 03:37 PM
The source will not confirm or deny the rumor making rounds that files were found in the safe. Files that reportedly declare C. E. "don't call me Claythan" Wendler the bastard child of Carl and Rosey O'Donnell.

el borracho
03-19-2008, 03:39 PM
Is there any information in this thread at all, or is it all just flip-flap and trumpery?

Skip Towne
03-19-2008, 03:43 PM
Seriously, if you knew something the rest of us wanted to know, would you tell Goatse?

Count Alex's Losses
03-19-2008, 03:44 PM
Seriously, if you knew something the rest of us wanted to know, would you tell Goatse?

I do it all the time.

booger
03-19-2008, 03:49 PM
We hired Mecca as a new college scout.

on the condition he gets a ****ing hair cut

Reerun_KC
03-19-2008, 03:55 PM
Is there any information in this thread at all, or is it all just flip-flap and trumpery?
Who knows?

chasedude
03-19-2008, 03:57 PM
222 posts and not a single hint? this thread is :BS:

King_Chief_Fan
03-19-2008, 04:08 PM
I know this guy who has a friend whose wife is the neighbor of the guy that does the paper delivery who has a son whose best friends dad is close to someone who is in the know........... Herm is announcing his new QB coach. Curl becomes the assitant of something that I cannot mention yet.

KCChiefsMan
03-19-2008, 04:21 PM
ya why are they announcing that Herm will make an announcement next week? Just come out with it you f*cker!

StcChief
03-19-2008, 04:48 PM
ya why are they announcing that Herm will make an announcement next week? Just come out with it you f*cker!

so we can all wait with baited breathe :rolleyes:

J Diddy
03-19-2008, 04:49 PM
so we can all wait with baited breathe :rolleyes:

yeah not so much

BigRock
03-19-2008, 05:07 PM
Jesus, people, this "announcement" story is from KFFL. Last week they reported that Peyton Manning woke up in the morning and took a dump.

If it was anything of note, don't you think local media might be talking it up a little?

Iowanian
03-19-2008, 05:07 PM
This is the early press release of Herm and Carl's joint statement.


"hey carl, they'll be so sad, Raise ticket prices, thats too bad
There will be no, after glow....but there's something they should know....."

BA! BA!! BA!!! BAAAAAM!!!!~ "I'M F@CKING MATT CHIEFSFAN!"
http://espn.go.com/media/nfl/2006/0109/photo/a_edwards_195.jpg

"Its true...he's f@cking Matt Chiefs-fan"
"In the stands, on TV, Get over it on top of me....Sunday Noon, Sunday Night, Add Hot Carl's Just for SPITE! Live TV! On the Field! I'll f@ck Chiefs fan til he yields!"
"Its just business....Its Its O-KAY, If its for money its not gay"

http://www.smoothrivers.com/peterson/images/cpsign.JPG


"I'm f@ckin you chief fans..."
"he's f@ckin you chief fans"
I'm sorry but its true
"Buy season tickets....there's just nothing you can do"
"On the field, In the stands, I will Punch your prostate Glands!"
"On the nachos that aren't hot, for over-pricing in the parking lot!"

J Diddy
03-19-2008, 05:10 PM
Jesus, people, this "announcement" story is from KFFL. Last week they reported that Peyton Manning woke up in the morning and took a dump.

If it was anything of note, don't you think local media might be talking it up a little?


Link?

BigRock
03-19-2008, 05:42 PM
Link?

http://www.kffl.com/peytonpoops

Iowanian
03-19-2008, 05:45 PM
gochiefs...

I have a proposition.

In effort to gain some credibility on "what you know but can't say".....

When you have news that is going to break, but can't say ahead of time....PM it to me.
You can trust me, i won't reveal it, but when the event happens, I'll confirm to the board that you indeed knew what was going to happen.

Micjones
03-19-2008, 05:59 PM
You guys give Goatse way too much power.
:shake:

Phobia
03-19-2008, 06:36 PM
The announcement is going to be about Herm's Youth Camp. I'm nearly certain about this but I've sent an email to confirm. If I do confirm I'll let you guys know.

It's billed as being his last scheduled presser of the offseason and his camp is in May. I think the media has overhyped the presser due to the lack of news this time of year.

booger
03-19-2008, 06:52 PM
dammit

i knew my source was full of crap

Phobia
03-19-2008, 07:17 PM
I hope I didn't make my "guess" sound like I know more than I do. It's an educated guess but I don't "know" more than any of you.

booger
03-19-2008, 07:23 PM
No, it sounds like a good stab on the matter.

I don't have a source. Just somehow my brain gets bored and tells me to type stupid stuff about goatse and mecca. It's cheap entertaiment. Cheaper than a hooker anyway.

booger
03-19-2008, 07:40 PM
I just think we gotta do our part. People see this thread and think finally!!! some chiefs news. or Cool this is finally the big suprise we have waited for!!!!

And you really hope they start from the beginning and go through each post, teasing themselves thinking only 5 more posts and someone is really going to break the news.

Then they read my stupid crap. Then Phil comes along with an educated guess that makes as much sense as any. Then they read more of my stupid crap.

When they get to the end they are all pissed off. Thinking what a waste of time. I could have went to the convience store to go see Suzy on her dinner break and got a hand job. Sure she just got out of prison but once you get past the crazy nut job she is and the whole eyepatch thing, she looks like the girl next door and is great at hand tuggies.

Look i found my keys. They got tangled up in my spider patch. I need to cut that hair too.

Or they get mad and say you guys suck. I coulda had more fun drinking keystone in the back yard while throwing rocks at the neighbors dog instead of reading this crap.

Yaknowwhati'msayin?putinotherwordshereSamieParkerYaknowwhati'msayin?putinotherwordshereSamieParkerYa knowwhati'msayin?putinotherwordshereSamieParkerYaknowwhati'msayin?putinotherwordshereSamieParkerYakn owwhati'msayin?putinotherwordshereSamieParker

blackhawk
03-19-2008, 09:12 PM
Sharpton Wants NFL Game Canceled
AP
Posted: 2008-03-19 20:43:55
CANTON, Ohio (March 19) -- The Rev. Al Sharpton's organization plans to ask the NFL to cancel this summer's Hall of Fame game over allegations of police misconduct in the city.
Richard Jones, who heads the local chapter of the National Action Network, founded by Sharpton, said the group is taking action because of police officers' "general aggressiveness and over-the-line attitude to the citizens of Canton, especially the black citizens."

The Indianapolis Colts and Washington Redskins are scheduled to play in the Hall of Fame game Aug. 3 in Canton.

Jones said he has sent information on police misconduct to NFL players Tank Johnson and Adam "Pacman" Jones, who have been punished by the league over their legal troubles.

"Please hold Canton to the same standards you're held to," Jones said he asked the players.

The group also will publish contact information for black NFL stars so they can be urged to put pressure on the league, Jones said.

Adam Herman, spokesman for Mayor William J. Healy II, said the call for the NFL to cancel the game comes as a surprise. Herman said the mayor is committed to meeting with Jones.

"We do not believe the cancellation of the Hall of Fame game is either likely or appropriate in this situation," Herman said Wednesday.

NFL spokesman Brian McCarthy said Wednesday that the group has not contacted the league.

a1na2
03-19-2008, 09:22 PM
He is going to resign?

Do Ya think if we took up a collection we could get him to resign?

a1na2
03-19-2008, 09:30 PM
Herm has agreed to 4 more years

Don't even joke about that. We would be doomed to ignorance in coaching until the end of the league.

a1na2
03-19-2008, 09:35 PM
If squirm = laughing at your notion of journalism, so be it.

Wouldn't there have to be something humorous before anyone would laugh?

Goatse has no notion of what a journalist is, he probably couldn't even find it in the dictiionary.

Extra Point
03-19-2008, 09:37 PM
"Obviously" will be used at least four times in his 30 second first oral paragraph.

"Obviously," we need a new head coach.

a1na2
03-19-2008, 09:37 PM
Bullshit. You like people THINKING you know something. I don't buy it. I think you're as clueless as anyone here. I think you HEARD it was inconsequential, so you're going with that, because that's a safe bet.

But I don't believe for a second you know shit about shit.

Prove me wrong. Say what it is now, and I'll give you all the props in the world if you're right.

Now that is an exceptionally good bet! Where do we all get in on the money? The odds of goatse actually knowing anything has to be nearly 1,000,000:1

a1na2
03-19-2008, 09:41 PM
My sources in KC tell me that Herm will make an announcement that they will not be holding training came in Wisconsin any more, instead they will be closer to the KC Metro.

River Falls has probably kicked the Chiefs out of town as they aren't really an NFL team, nor an Arena League Team, they either score too many points and still lose or don't score enough points and lose.

a1na2
03-19-2008, 09:44 PM
You guys give Goatse way too much power.
:shake:

Considering there is no power any thing that might be considered power is too much.

The day claydumb comes up with something good I'm sure that he will not post it here and if posted on wip it will be unreadable.

a1na2
03-19-2008, 09:46 PM
I hope I didn't make my "guess" sound like I know more than I do. It's an educated guess but I don't "know" more than any of you.

On your worst day ever I'd trust your information more than I would goatse on his best day. Just never been much substance.

Smed1065
03-19-2008, 10:01 PM
You can't get rid of Gunt.

He always comes back.

Besides Herm does not use the internet..

KChiefsQT
03-19-2008, 10:03 PM
Oooo Oooo I know too!!! Go tells me everything... so let the name calling begin.. I'll take some heat off my boy for awhile!
P.S. FOR THE RECORD, HE'S SO NOT GAY!:moon::moon: