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DaFace
03-19-2008, 12:14 PM
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

A German retiree is taking a hospital to court after she went in for a leg operation and got a new anus instead, the Daily Telegraph is reporting.

The woman woke up to find she had been mixed up with another patient suffering from incontinence who was to have surgery on her sphincter.

The clinic in Hochfranken, Bavaria, has since suspended the surgical team.

Now the woman is planning to sue the hospital. She still needs the leg operation and is searching for another hospital to do it.

DaFace
03-19-2008, 12:14 PM
I'll add that Rain Man actually found this, but I'm not sure that posting this type of thread is in line with his polling/storytelling posting philosophy. However, I felt it was my duty to make the Planet aware of such an occurrence.

Bowser
03-19-2008, 12:15 PM
Ass, leg, it's all connected.

Bowser
03-19-2008, 12:16 PM
I'll add that Rain Man actually found this, but I'm not sure that posting this type of thread is in line with his polling/storytelling philosophy.

He should have made a poll asking if he should post the story.

gblowfish
03-19-2008, 12:16 PM
Parts is parts.

CrazyPhuD
03-19-2008, 12:17 PM
Proof that all socialized medicine will do is rip you a new one.

SNR
03-19-2008, 12:25 PM
I should probably get the new anus surgery. There's a hole in mine. :D

Lzen
03-19-2008, 12:26 PM
Proof that all socialized medicine will do is rip you a new one.

ROFL ROFL

Sully
03-19-2008, 12:28 PM
So does she have 2 now?

Donger
03-19-2008, 12:29 PM
So, does she now have two anuses? Or is it ani?

KCFalcon59
03-19-2008, 12:32 PM
Why complain about a brand new anus?

Braincase
03-19-2008, 12:32 PM
My wife will tell you she has two, and one just fixed a dining room chair.

Bowser
03-19-2008, 12:33 PM
Why complain about a brand new anus?

Because she can't make it to the crapper to take a dump on her bum leg.

milkman
03-19-2008, 12:34 PM
Because she can't make it to the crapper to take a dump on her bum leg.

Well she could always just sit there for a couple of years.

Chest Rockwell
03-19-2008, 12:36 PM
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BG3GQYGAL._AA280_.jpg

pikesome
03-19-2008, 12:46 PM
Well she could always just sit there for a couple of years.

She lives in Germany, not Kansas.

milkman
03-19-2008, 12:47 PM
She lives in Germany, not Kansas.

No shit?

pikesome
03-19-2008, 12:49 PM
No shit?

I'd think, with this story, there'd be a lot of shit.

Braincase
03-19-2008, 12:55 PM
She lives in Germany, not Kansas.

At least she won't have to worry about craftsmanship. I think Germany leads the world in the creation of uptight assholes.

Coach
03-19-2008, 12:59 PM
Nein!

StcChief
03-19-2008, 01:18 PM
Proof that all socialized medicine will do is rip you a new one.ROFL

King_Chief_Fan
03-19-2008, 01:18 PM
No shit?

that was the reason for the anus surgery.

elvomito
03-19-2008, 01:19 PM
i doubt she wins. with all the pro-doctor protection laws over there, her case doesn't have a leg to stand on.

pikesome
03-19-2008, 01:25 PM
i doubt she wins. with all the pro-doctor protection laws over there, her case doesn't have a leg to stand on.

She could always try marrying Paul McCartney.

Rain Man
03-19-2008, 01:41 PM
I told you this would get posted, DaFace.

DaFace
03-19-2008, 02:13 PM
I told you this would get posted, DaFace.

I couldn't resist.

CrazyPhuD
03-19-2008, 02:21 PM
i doubt she wins. with all the pro-doctor protection laws over there, her case doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Yea in Germany the courts couldn't give two shits about patient rights.

BigOlChiefsfan
03-19-2008, 02:35 PM
Rectum? Damn near kilt 'um.

Butt seriously....

"Hey baby, I'd like to get in YOUR pants"
"No thanks. I've already got two a$$holes in there."

Otter
03-19-2008, 02:41 PM
I understand "anus reconstruction" but "anus replacement"? How do you replace a hole?

Skip Towne
03-19-2008, 02:43 PM
The things one learns on the Planet.

Braincase
03-19-2008, 03:22 PM
She could always try marrying Paul McCartney.

Who do you think the donor was? Didn't you hear he just got separated from one in the British Courts?

Braincase
03-19-2008, 03:23 PM
I understand "anus reconstruction" but "anus replacement"? How do you replace a hole?

Good question for Tommy Lee and Kid Rock.

CrazyPhuD
03-19-2008, 03:33 PM
Wonder if she's considering a new career in porn since she can service 4 men at once easily instead of the normal 3. I'm sure that will sell some novelty dvds!:D

kepp
03-19-2008, 03:51 PM
The things one learns on the Planet.

Uranus?

vailpass
03-19-2008, 03:57 PM
Serious question:
When the surgeon got ready to operate did he not look at the region in question and say, "hey, this looks like a perfectly good anus to me. I know what a faulty anus looks like and this is not it. Why are we operating?"

Or maybe her mud flap was used and abused and needed a tune up anyway?

kepp
03-19-2008, 04:20 PM
Or maybe her mud flap was used and abused and needed a tune up anyway?

Which means that her husband was doubly-happy - a new "mud flap" (as you so elegantly put it) and she STILL can't outrun him.

KCFalcon59
03-19-2008, 04:25 PM
I understand "anus reconstruction" but "anus replacement"? How do you replace a hole?

D-I-V-O-R-C-E

Sully
03-19-2008, 05:06 PM
Just gotta love that new anus smell.

Iowanian
03-19-2008, 05:20 PM
now THAT's a husband stitch.

Rain Man
03-19-2008, 05:53 PM
I'd like to have heard the conversation when she first came out of anasthesia.


Nurse: How are you feeling?

Patient: This is odd. My leg doesn't hurt at all, but my anus is killing me.

Nurse: That's normal.

Patient: What? Why?

Nurse: Well, the doctor spent a lot of time in there while you were anesthethized.

Iowanian
03-19-2008, 05:57 PM
I guess its like replacing a fuse.
http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/graphics/fleshlight.jpg

Iowanian
03-19-2008, 05:58 PM
Just gotta love that new anus smell.

Good as new

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/453935/2/istockphoto_453935_balloon_knot.jpg

Iowanian
03-19-2008, 06:00 PM
"Grandma went in for a new butthole and all I got was this lousy Tshirt"
http://www.entropictees.com/tshirts/alochT.jpg

Braincase
03-19-2008, 06:03 PM
I guess its like replacing a fuse.
http://www.wunderkabinett.co.uk/graphics/fleshlight.jpg

OH CRAP! THAT'S WHAT I BOUGHT!?!?! I knew they screwed up my order.

Iowanian
03-19-2008, 06:06 PM
I found the logo for her new fantasy football team.

I suppose there are a few of us who could use it too.

http://gbs.levensohn.net/BallonKnot/Helmet_Balloon%5B2%5D.BMP

chagrin
03-19-2008, 06:20 PM
Or maybe her mud flap was used and abused and needed a tune up anyway?

Duh, German...

Easy 6
03-19-2008, 09:23 PM
So much for "German Effeciency".

Iowanian
03-19-2008, 09:25 PM
There's a "where's waldo joke" in this post....can you find it?

http://www.centerstagecostumes.com/Images/Stage/Pirate_Eyepatch.JPG