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Braincase
03-19-2008, 04:11 PM
Experience the ______________ of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly ____________ and now is the time to begin _________ing your group ________ at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the ____________ of the ____________, the _________ of ____________ and the ______________ of the 2008 Chiefs football season as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more ____________ to experience the _________ game day _____________ in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group _________ areas are now ___________ ___________ than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and _________ _______ on game selection by placing a $100 _________ today!

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-19-2008, 04:26 PM
Experience the apathy of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly disintegrating like the motherf*cking Hindenburg and now is the time to begin fisting your group of Schadenfraude loving motherf*ckers at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the abortion of the offensive side of the football, the pain of having an anal pear opened in your ass and the disdain of the wine and cheese crowd who detests your profanity and the BME Pain Olympics-like pleasure of the 2008 Chiefs football season – as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more forlorn bastards to experience the Zyklon B gas showers and game day misery in this parody of football in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group sex areas are now free and less disease ridden than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and hangman's noose on game selection by placing a $100 bill directly into the pocket of Carl Peterson today!

Pestilence
03-19-2008, 04:30 PM
Experience the apathy of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly disintegrating like the motherf*cking Hindenburg and now is the time to begin fisting your group of Schadenfraude loving motherf*ckers at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the abortion of the offensive side of the football, the pain of having an anal pear opened in your ass and the disdain of the wine and cheese crowd who detests your profanity and the BME Pain Olympics-like pleasure of the 2008 Chiefs football season as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more forlorn bastards to experience the Zyklon B gas showers and game day misery in this parody of football in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group sex areas are now free and less disease ridden than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and hangman's noose on game selection by placing a $100 bill directly into the pocket of Carl Peterson today!

I'm stealing the first paragraph for my signature. Priceless!

Buck
03-19-2008, 04:36 PM
Experience the Long Bathroom Lines of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly coming and now is the time to begin bukkakeing your group quickly at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the anger of the shitstorm, the hottness of Brodie Croyle's Wife and the maelstrom of the 2008 Chiefs football season as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more insanity ward residents to experience the sorrowing game day experience in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group ticket areas are now 25% Higher than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and regret your decision on game selection by placing a $100 waste of money today!
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Guru
03-19-2008, 04:43 PM
Experience the apathy of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly disintegrating like the motherf*cking Hindenburg and now is the time to begin fisting your group of Schadenfraude loving motherf*ckers at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the abortion of the offensive side of the football, the pain of having an anal pear opened in your ass and the disdain of the wine and cheese crowd who detests your profanity and the BME Pain Olympics-like pleasure of the 2008 Chiefs football season as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more forlorn bastards to experience the Zyklon B gas showers and game day misery in this parody of football in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group sex areas are now free and less disease ridden than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and hangman's noose on game selection by placing a $100 bill directly into the pocket of Carl Peterson today!

I love it. I haven't laughed that hard in a while.

gblowfish
03-19-2008, 04:47 PM
Experience the _flatulence_____________ of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly deflating like an old bus tire___________ and now is the time to begin sodomiz_________ing your group of Red Coaters________ at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the __stench__________ of the parking lot porta potties____________, the _pain________ of the seven dollar budweiser____________ and the _total construction nightmare_____________ of the 2008 Chiefs football season as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more idiot savants____________ to experience the _most painfully pre-planned________ game day _cluster F*ck____________ in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group spanking_________ areas are now _more plentiful__________ than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and ____go__F___ Yourself_______ on game selection by placing a $100 _wager on San Diego at a Sports Book________ today!
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unothadeal
03-19-2008, 04:59 PM
Bend over, bitches.

Bowser
03-19-2008, 05:26 PM
Experience the apathy of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly disintegrating like the motherf*cking Hindenburg and now is the time to begin fisting your group of Schadenfraude loving motherf*ckers at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the abortion of the offensive side of the football, the pain of having an anal pear opened in your ass and the disdain of the wine and cheese crowd who detests your profanity and the BME Pain Olympics-like pleasure of the 2008 Chiefs football season – as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more forlorn bastards to experience the Zyklon B gas showers and game day misery in this parody of football in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group sex areas are now free and less disease ridden than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and hangman's noose on game selection by placing a $100 bill directly into the pocket of Carl Peterson today!

LMAO

I officially reneg the previous rep sent your way, and apply it here.

Coach
03-19-2008, 06:06 PM
Experience the apathy of Kansas City Chiefs Football like never before! The 2008 season is quickly disintegrating like the motherf*cking Hindenburg and now is the time to begin fisting your group of Schadenfraude loving motherf*ckers at Arrowhead Stadium. Come experience the abortion of the offensive side of the football, the pain of having an anal pear opened in your ass and the disdain of the wine and cheese crowd who detests your profanity and the BME Pain Olympics-like pleasure of the 2008 Chiefs football season as a group.



The Chiefs invite your group of 20 or more forlorn bastards to experience the Zyklon B gas showers and game day misery in this parody of football in the NFL. Official 2008 Group Ticket pricing has been released and this year group sex areas are now free and less disease ridden than 2007. Secure your 2008 Group Tickets and hangman's noose on game selection by placing a $100 bill directly into the pocket of Carl Peterson today!

Winner. Thread over.

LMAO