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MIAdragon
03-19-2008, 07:10 PM
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Woman Sues American Airlines for X-Rated Incident
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HOUSTON -- A 21-year-old Harris County woman filed a lawsuit against American Airlines Monday, alleging her trip to visit family and friends in Los Angeles last spring break turned X-rated.

The $200,000 suit claims a passenger masturbated in the seat next to Centava Dozier on a flight from DFW International Airport to Los Angeles during Dozier's spring break in 2007. Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep. When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her. In the lawsuit, Dozier said she asked airline workers for help and asked that the man, who was not sitting in his assigned seat, be removed, but did not receive any help from the staff aboard the plane. Officials with American Airlines have maintained that their employees took appropriate action. The man was arrested when the plane landed.

http://www.myfoxhouston.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=6056906&version=2&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=TSTY&pageId=3.2.1

ClevelandBronco
03-19-2008, 07:13 PM
Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep...

Travel Tip: Never board a tired airplane.

thurman merman
03-19-2008, 07:15 PM
a stuck substance. that sounds gross.

Sully
03-19-2008, 07:19 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.

Iowanian
03-19-2008, 07:26 PM
She had probably told staff earlier that he had moved to the wrong section of the seat.

I guess this was his idea of Meating her at BAGgage claim.

Phobia
03-19-2008, 07:27 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

88TG88
03-19-2008, 07:47 PM
Thats what happens when you steal an economy seat

skeet in your hair

milkman
03-19-2008, 07:53 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

You want a pic of the guy's unit?

dj56dt58
03-19-2008, 07:53 PM
well ya know if they had put up a sign saying that sort of think wasnt allowed i wouldn't have done it..

KCTitus
03-19-2008, 07:55 PM
You want a pic of the guy's unit?

hey...not that there's anything wrong with that...

BucEyedPea
03-19-2008, 08:03 PM
You want a pic of the guy's unit?

LMAO

Pitt Gorilla
03-19-2008, 08:10 PM
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I tell you, I gotta plead ignorence on this thing, because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing is frowned upon... you know, cause I've worked in a lot of offices, and I tell you, people do that all the time.Nice George.

This made me think of Dave Chappell's stand-up routine.

Lonewolf Ed
03-19-2008, 08:13 PM
I take it then she did not rub it in?

bowener
03-19-2008, 08:21 PM
I take it then she did not rub it in?

Why would she do that? The guy just spent a lot of his time rubbing it out.

dj56dt58
03-19-2008, 08:23 PM
Nice George.

This made me think of Dave Chappell's stand-up routine.

I thought it was Seinfield?

stlchiefs
03-19-2008, 08:24 PM
This is what happens when airline employees let passengers upgrade themselves, all spunk breaks loose.

Nzoner
03-19-2008, 08:26 PM
Well that gives new meaning to fly the friendly skies

Iowanian
03-19-2008, 08:28 PM
"we love to fly and it shows"

bowener
03-19-2008, 08:30 PM
So, I am confused... doesn't it take 2 to join the mile high club? And if that is the case, then did this man join the 2,640 feet club?

Dartgod
03-19-2008, 08:32 PM
Is that... is that hair gel?

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061006/17191__something_mary_l.jpg

Extra Point
03-19-2008, 08:33 PM
That flight just rubbed against the grain of her enjoyment.

bowener
03-19-2008, 08:35 PM
I guess he thought she needed 2 more salty nuts :shrug:

macdawg
03-19-2008, 08:38 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=33124215

wouldn't mind giving her a money shot myself.

StcChief
03-19-2008, 08:39 PM
I guess he thought she needed 2 more salty nuts :shrug:
The guy on the plane should be named Boner....

bowener
03-19-2008, 08:44 PM
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=33124215

wouldn't mind giving her a money shot myself.

I just gave her a money shot from here...



lets all ask her about it now.

bowener
03-19-2008, 08:46 PM
The guy on the plane should be named Boner....

Boner? or Bowener?

I'm thinking she must have said something along the lines of, "damn, I wish that would come back here." In reference to the food cart, and the guy was nodding off in the back and thought she said, "damn, I want that wood cum splat here."

Maybe not.

chagrin
03-19-2008, 08:47 PM
Hey guys, whew - I just flew in from Dallas and boy are my hands tired....aww-right!

bowener
03-19-2008, 08:48 PM
Hey guys, whew - I just flew in from Dallas and boy are my hands tired....aww-right!

OHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!! ROFL

Easy 6
03-19-2008, 09:07 PM
Here at American Airlines...we believe, in the power of YOU, we believe, in offering MORE, for your money...like a "SHOT" in the face...Gratis, on every flight.

raybec 4
03-19-2008, 09:17 PM
Nice George.

This made me think of Dave Chappell's stand-up routine.

Homeless guy on a bus using it like a weapon

KChiefsQT
03-19-2008, 09:18 PM
200 K.... geez lady, it's protein... good for your hair!!!

plbrdude
03-19-2008, 09:32 PM
it's a sick world out there. there is something in this story here that i'm trying to figure out.

"Dozier said she was sitting on an unoccupied row of the plane when it took off and fell asleep. When she woke up, she found a stuck substance in her hair and a man masturbating in the seat next to her."

if she found the "stuck" substance in her hair and this guy was jerkin' himself next to her, was he going for a second round, or did the original masturbater move to another seat. stuck substance sounds like it had been there a little while. maybe the guy that got caught had moved in cause he saw what was going on and thought he should get in on that action.

Nzoner
03-19-2008, 09:35 PM
200 K.... geez lady, it's protein... good for your hair!!!

Yep,no more high priced salon gels for my mrs

cdcox
03-19-2008, 10:20 PM
I think Rain Man was complaining about something similar the other night.

Ari Chi3fs
03-19-2008, 10:43 PM
I think Rain Man was complaining about something similar the other night.


ROFL

SBK
03-20-2008, 12:48 AM
Sounds like a classic pump and dump.

Phobia
03-20-2008, 12:55 AM
Even if the lady wins, she'll end up with about $80k while her lawyer puts $120k into his bank account - which is more than enough reason to dump a handfull of spunk atop the head of every lawyer I see on a daily basis henceforth. Make them really earn their $450 per hour fees. Is anybody with me?

KCChiefsMan
03-20-2008, 01:45 AM
that doesn't make any sense. She wakes up with a "stuck substance" on her hair and see's a man masturbating. Ugh....

bkkcoh
03-20-2008, 07:23 AM
Wasn't there an episode of Nip/Tuck in which they used that substance in one of their face creams, no pun intended.... :toast:

StcChief
03-20-2008, 07:31 AM
she's lying, probably wouldn't swallow.

xbarretx
03-20-2008, 08:56 AM
a stuck substance. that sounds gross.

its just hair gel... get over it!

http://pspstuffnjunk.proliphus.com/images/theres_something_about_mary_cameron_diaz.jpg

siberian khatru
03-20-2008, 09:06 AM
Gives new meaning to the term Economy Plus.

Braincase
03-20-2008, 09:08 AM
Was the pilot Glen Quagmire?

Giggity, giggity, goo...

Rain Man
03-20-2008, 09:18 AM
This is exactly what happens when people don't sit in their assigned seats.

Fortunately, they got a good identification of the perpetrator. Here are some pictures of him.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=76873&stc=1&d=1205644576

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/attachment.php?attachmentid=76874&stc=1&d=1205644813

On second thought, it can't be this guy. He has no testicles.

Raiderhader
03-20-2008, 10:02 AM
200 K.... geez lady, it's protein... good for your hair!!!


This why we love you, QT. You're just so sensible.