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cdcox
03-19-2008, 11:07 PM
Looking back over the generations, there seems to have been a concerted effort to expose the youngest and most vulnerable minds in our society to some of the most bizzare, disturbing, and downright creepy culutral influences in existence, ever.

Examples:

Howdy Doody
Clowns, in general
Bozo, in particular
Ronald McDonald and his whole crew: Hamburgerlar, Grimmace
Willie Wonka
Captain Kangaroo
Mister Rogers
HR Puffin' Stuff
Cabbage Patch Kids
Pee Wee Herman
Barney
Pokemon
Teletubbies

Very disturbing.

Coach
03-19-2008, 11:08 PM
Muppets is another one.

milkman
03-19-2008, 11:11 PM
Damn that Howdy Doody!

I knew there was a reason I'm warped!

cdcox
03-19-2008, 11:15 PM
Whoa, Smurfs. How could I forget Smurfs.

cdcox
03-19-2008, 11:17 PM
Muppets is another one.

I was originally okay with Muppets, but thinking about them in the context of the rest of that crowd and realizing they were part of a much larger conspiracy, yeah they are definitely creepy. Shudder.

Mile High Mania
03-19-2008, 11:27 PM
Disney... talking animals and parental death in all the animal movies.

Mile High Mania
03-19-2008, 11:29 PM
The Wonder Twins ... way outta hand.

stlchiefs
03-20-2008, 12:08 AM
Disney... talking animals and parental death in all the animal movies.

There was just an article on this: "What Does Disney Have Against Mothers?"

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/lifestyle/columnists.nsf/dirtylaundry/story/FD6B67DDE6323C6286257409007A61E1?OpenDocument

stlchiefs
03-20-2008, 12:08 AM
Whoa, Smurfs. How could I forget Smurfs.

and their cousins the Snorks

Chiefs_5627
03-20-2008, 12:11 AM
Dont be dissin Mister Rogers. :cuss: :)

Mr. Laz
03-20-2008, 12:40 AM
wonder twin powers ....... activate!!


form of ..................... Iceberg
form of ..................... walrus

DenverChief
03-20-2008, 12:44 AM
:spock: well that explains why I liked GI Joe so much

Count Alex's Losses
03-20-2008, 12:45 AM
My grandmother wouldn't let me watch Smurfs.

stlchiefs
03-20-2008, 12:51 AM
My grandmother wouldn't let me watch Smurfs.

Was it because they walked around in only their pants or the fact that there was only 1 female out of the entire population?

Count Alex's Losses
03-20-2008, 12:54 AM
Was it because they walked around in only their pants or the fact that there was only 1 female out of the entire population?

Her excuse was "magic is bad," but I suspect she knew about the communistic overtones.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-20-2008, 01:03 AM
GOATSE, here is a lost Smurf episode for you:

<embed src="http://files.goyk.com/files0729/flash/smurfslost episode.swf" width=500 height=375><br><a href="http://www.goyk.com">More Funny Stuff at GOYK.COM</a>

KCChiefsMan
03-20-2008, 01:08 AM
Pee Wee

stlchiefs
03-20-2008, 01:18 AM
Pee Wee

Meka Leka Hi Meka Hiney Ho

DaFace
03-20-2008, 08:00 AM
Those are all tame compared to this craziness:

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DaFace
03-20-2008, 08:01 AM
GOATSE, here is a lost Smurf episode for you:

Any chance you can get that to not auto-play? That's really annoying.

Sully
03-20-2008, 08:35 AM
My grandmother wouldn't let me watch Smurfs.

My mom didn't let me watch Smurfs, either. She had heard something in some church workshop about it being satanic or something. It probably had to do with the magic in her case, as well.

Rooster
03-20-2008, 08:52 AM
Disney... talking animals and parental death in all the animal movies.

Holy crap. I have totally missed the parental death connection all these years. That is crazy.

Fire Me Boy!
03-20-2008, 09:01 AM
Today is Mr. Rogers' birthday. He'd be 80 if he was still alive.

BigChiefFan
03-20-2008, 09:07 AM
There was just an article on this: "What Does Disney Have Against Mothers?"

http://www.stltoday.com/stltoday/lifestyle/columnists.nsf/dirtylaundry/story/FD6B67DDE6323C6286257409007A61E1?OpenDocument

I think that lady is looking a little too much into the Disney thing. It makes sense to have the characters going through trials and tribulations.

Rausch
03-20-2008, 09:28 AM
"We are the music makers...and we are the dreamers of dreams..."

chasedude
03-20-2008, 09:30 AM
Anyone old enough to remember Captain Kangaroo? I don't think this one was so bad

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Kangaroo

I didn't realize this show was based off the relationship between grandparents and children.

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milkman
03-22-2008, 08:44 AM
Anyone old enough to remember Captain Kangaroo? I don't think this one was so bad

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Kangaroo

I didn't realize this show was based off the relationship between grandparents and children.

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Captain Kangaroo sucked ass.

BucEyedPea
03-22-2008, 08:50 AM
Rainbow Bright
Strawberry Shortcake dolls
Barbie
My Pony
Beanie Babies- Oh m' gawd! These were collections that led to obsession.Even a ten year old became a millionaire buyin them off his sister, then ebay and markin' 'em up! Corruption.

BigVE
03-22-2008, 09:03 AM
Captain Kangaroo was ok but Mr. Greenjeans was the real star.

Adept Havelock
03-22-2008, 10:07 AM
Don't forget the architects of the conspiracy:

MIAdragon
03-22-2008, 10:13 AM
Ive got to say Grimace always freaked me out a little, I mean WH+TF is he anyway?

http://garotasquedizemni.ig.com.br/archives/grimace.jpg

whoman69
03-22-2008, 10:47 AM
Hey, don't be hatin' on Captain Kangeroo

mrpopo
03-22-2008, 11:56 AM
Whoa, Smurfs. How could I forget Smurfs.

the snorks are what pissed me off! dame them and there stupid addicting theme song :cuss: