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jagerdrinker
03-20-2008, 11:19 PM
I just saw a new Cadillac commercial, and the hottie is listing off her favorite things...and she says, "a Kansas City goodbye." What is this? I lived in KC for 17 years and never heard mention of this once. Any help?

BTW...that chick is hot.

Jenson71
03-20-2008, 11:23 PM
She says "Kansas City ribeye"



fuggin noob.

Der Flöprer
03-20-2008, 11:25 PM
LMAO LMAO LMAO You say ribeye, and I'll say hello.

Pitt Gorilla
03-20-2008, 11:25 PM
Happy Ending.

BigRock
03-20-2008, 11:26 PM
It's like a dirty sanchez, but it involves BBQ sauce.

Phobia
03-20-2008, 11:26 PM
Man, I was sure it was a Kansas City Hairpie.

ZootedGranny
03-20-2008, 11:28 PM
A Kansas City goodbye is when you scissor kick Tom Skerritt down a flight of stairs.

Demonpenz
03-20-2008, 11:32 PM
it is when you flick a woman's clit as hard as you can before she leaves on a long trip

jagerdrinker
03-20-2008, 11:32 PM
I'm a noob, but I joined the board 9 days after you did. Interesting take.

I was not the only one to hear it that way, the whole family turned to me and asked what it meant. Thanks, though.

dj56dt58
03-20-2008, 11:32 PM
It's when we tie Carl Peterson to a rocket and send him straight to the ****ing moon

Demonpenz
03-20-2008, 11:33 PM
I'm a noob, but I joined the board 9 days after you did. Interesting take.

I was not the only one to hear it that way, the whole family turned to me and asked what it meant. Thanks, though.

awe .... your family is retarded

Der Flöprer
03-20-2008, 11:35 PM
I'm a noob, but I joined the board 9 days after you did. Interesting take.

I was not the only one to hear it that way, the whole family turned to me and asked what it meant. Thanks, though.

You've been here for a long time, why so butt hurt? You really didn't expect it? Settle down, wipe the sand out of your gina, and laugh a little. It'll be okay.

jagerdrinker
03-20-2008, 11:35 PM
...and your family members were cast extras from Deliverance, does that make a difference? Not really, but it sure explains what you're drinking.

Demonpenz
03-20-2008, 11:36 PM
...and your family members were cast extras from Deliverance, does that make a difference? Not really, but it sure explains what you're drinking.

maybe... but they heard ribeye

Phobia
03-20-2008, 11:45 PM
My family heard Kansas City Gottfried but they drink a lot of Jagger.

jagerdrinker
03-21-2008, 12:00 AM
Ah, they have something in common with David Bowie.

:clap:

KcMizzou
03-21-2008, 12:13 AM
LMAO LMAO LMAO You say ribeye, and I'll say hello.LMAO, rep.

If "A Kansas City Goodbye" didn't mean anything before... it will soon!

keg in kc
03-21-2008, 12:16 AM
It's what happens after 13-3 and a first round bye.

KCChiefsMan
03-21-2008, 12:20 AM
It's what happens after 13-3 and a first round bye.

nice

Pitt Gorilla
03-21-2008, 12:25 AM
A Kansas City goodbye is when you scissor kick Tom Skerritt down a flight of stairs.I don't know quite why, but that really cracked me up.

Demonpenz
03-21-2008, 12:25 AM
OH SHIT VIPER'S HERE

KcMizzou
03-21-2008, 12:28 AM
It's what happens after 13-3 and a first round bye.Jebus. If you need me, scrape me up under the nearest bridge.

blueballs
03-21-2008, 12:30 AM
Chiefs season tickets are a goodbuy
if you're a real fan that is

ClevelandBronco
03-21-2008, 12:30 AM
I could be wrong, but I think that a Kansas City Goodbye might include hoping that someone "dies in a fire."

KcMizzou
03-21-2008, 12:32 AM
Chiefs season tickets are a goodbuy
if you're a real fan that isHeh, I'm a real fan.. on a tight budget.
Hook me up.

KcMizzou
03-21-2008, 12:35 AM
I could be wrong, but I think that a Kansas City Goodbye might include hoping that someone "dies in a fire."That'd be an intarweb goodbye. It's nasty, but sadly, we didn't invent it.

Ari Chi3fs
03-21-2008, 01:30 AM
It's what happens after 13-3 and a first round bye.

I was about to say that EXACT same thing...

QuikSsurfer
03-21-2008, 01:53 AM
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


ha.

booger
03-21-2008, 02:00 AM
i heard it's similar to givin her a walrus

elvomito
03-21-2008, 02:05 AM
getting fired via internet?

BWillie
03-21-2008, 02:29 AM
...and your family members were cast extras from Deliverance, does that make a difference? Not really, but it sure explains what you're drinking.

You sure got a purty mouf son

Der Flöprer
03-21-2008, 03:30 AM
I could be wrong, but I think that a Kansas City Goodbye might include hoping that someone "dies in a fire."

Nobody REALLY wished that Mr. Bronco. It's just teh intraweb.

ClevelandBronco
03-21-2008, 04:04 AM
Nobody REALLY wished that Mr. Bronco. It's just teh intraweb.

I wasn't taking the comment seriously, Mr Flopnuts. (I've been around you bunch of idiots long enough that I'd like to think that I have earned my own place as a fellow idiot in my own right.) I just thought that it was an apt way to tie a rare off-season football thread from earlier today with just another social thread.

I know that none of you are buying matches and stalking former Chiefs.

Der Flöprer
03-21-2008, 04:06 AM
I wasn't taking the comment seriously, Mr Flopnuts. (I've been around you bunch of idiots long enough that I'd like to think that I have earned my own place as a fellow idiot in my own right.) I just thought that it was an apt way to tie a rare off-season football thread from earlier today with just another social thread.

I know that none of you are buying matches and stalking former Chiefs.

No. No we haven't. No..not at all. I gotta go.

ClevelandBronco
03-21-2008, 04:08 AM
No. No we haven't. No..not at all. I gotta go.

Stop NOW. Empty your hands.

OnTheWarpath58
03-21-2008, 05:30 AM
Miracle Ear.

Try one.

OnTheWarpath58
03-21-2008, 05:30 AM
LMAO LMAO LMAO You say ribeye, and I'll say hello.

ROFL

chagrin
03-21-2008, 07:15 AM
I wasn't taking the comment seriously, Mr Flopnuts. (I've been around you bunch of idiots long enough that I'd like to think that I have earned my own place as a fellow idiot in my own right.) I just thought that it was an apt way to tie a rare off-season football thread from earlier today with just another social thread.

I know that none of you are buying matches and stalking former Chiefs.

umm...

Baby Lee
03-21-2008, 08:16 AM
She said "Kansas City Superfly, do or die!!"

Simply Red
03-21-2008, 09:34 AM
It's okay JD, didn't you know all planeteers are perfect and never make mistakes?

Spott
03-21-2008, 09:44 AM
I think it means you get cut by Carl, and then you get to go play somewhere else and go to the Super Bowl.

Rain Man
03-21-2008, 10:17 AM
She says "Kansas City ribeye"



fuggin noob.


"You had me at filet."

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020429/125322__jerry_l.jpg

kindra68
03-21-2008, 10:34 AM
"You had me at filet."

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020429/125322__jerry_l.jpg
ROFL

Extra Point
03-21-2008, 10:56 AM
It's when we tie Carl Peterson to a rocket and send him straight to the ****ing moon

Great one! My idea is slightly different, but involves the same rocket and destination.

beach tribe
03-21-2008, 11:19 AM
I just saw a new Cadillac commercial, and the hottie is listing off her favorite things...and she says, "a Kansas City goodbye." What is this? I lived in KC for 17 years and never heard mention of this once. Any help?

BTW...that chick is hot.

Jager bombs@Seville Quarter or what?

Sully
03-21-2008, 12:08 PM
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acesn8s
03-21-2008, 01:22 PM
I wasn't taking the comment seriously, Mr Flopnuts. (I've been around you bunch of idiots long enough that I'd like to think that I have earned my own place as a fellow idiot in my own right.) I just thought that it was an apt way to tie a rare off-season football thread from earlier today with just another social thread.

I know that none of you are buying matches and stalking former Chiefs.
You have earned a place here. Now lie back down in front of the bus.

tyton75
03-21-2008, 01:32 PM
Kansas City Goodbye? does it involve Antifreeze?

StcChief
03-21-2008, 02:38 PM
probably not as good as a two tone kiss.

BigMeatballDave
03-21-2008, 03:11 PM
LMAO Retard...

BigMeatballDave
03-21-2008, 03:12 PM
LMAO LMAO LMAO You say ribeye, and I'll say hello.ROFL

a1na2
03-21-2008, 03:12 PM
She says "Kansas City ribeye"



fuggin noob.

A real Kansas City Good-by is after the 3rd game of the season and is referring to the playoffs.

BigMeatballDave
03-21-2008, 03:16 PM
She said "Kansas City Superfly, do or die!!"LMAO I knew someone would do it...

SCTrojan
03-21-2008, 03:18 PM
Her name is Kate Walsh. Pretty hot, IMO.

BigMeatballDave
03-21-2008, 03:18 PM
It's okay JD, didn't you know all planeteers are perfect and never make mistakes? This isn't a mistake, this is sheer stupidity.

dj56dt58
03-21-2008, 04:16 PM
Maybe we should ask any of the potential free agents that have visited KC over the years? I'm sure one of them would know..

Halfcan
03-21-2008, 06:02 PM
LMAO LMAO LMAO You say ribeye, and I'll say hello.

Sure is wasn't Steak me Up-by the Stones

Halfcan
03-21-2008, 06:04 PM
Her name is Kate Walsh. Pretty hot, IMO.

She is one girl I regret using, dumping and breaking her heart.

Sorry Kate-make up sex is available if it will help.

TrebMaxx
03-21-2008, 07:32 PM
Is it anything like the Olathe good-bye but not as enjoyable?

Der Flöprer
08-02-2009, 03:34 PM
This was a funny ass thread.

Pioli Zombie
08-02-2009, 03:39 PM
I'm watching Blazing Saddles. Does this have anything to do with Kansas City faggots?
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