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Bugeater
03-21-2008, 06:22 PM
So my son is at "that age" where we are having "those talks" with him, and the subject of the bases came up and my wife and I are having a disagreement about what constitutes "1st base". I always thought it had to be hand directly on the breast, but she says feeling the breast through clothing qualifies to which I disagree since that's basically copping a feel, it's not really making progress.

What say you? Poll forthcoming.

CrazyPhuD
03-21-2008, 06:23 PM
Don't ask the Royal's they haven't seen it in years.

ChiefsCountry
03-21-2008, 06:23 PM
Feeling through the clothing isnt the same. Stupid women. :)

the Talking Can
03-21-2008, 06:24 PM
anal

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-21-2008, 06:24 PM
Double Anal.

rad
03-21-2008, 06:25 PM
I always thought 1st base was just kissing. 2nd is heavy petting, 3rd is oral, home run= GIGGITY GIGGITY!

the Talking Can
03-21-2008, 06:25 PM
ATM

Bugeater
03-21-2008, 06:25 PM
anal

Double Anal.

ROFL Wow, things sure have changed since I was a kid.

siberian khatru
03-21-2008, 06:26 PM
If I used your wife's scoring system, I'd be the Sadaharu Oh of making out.

rad
03-21-2008, 06:27 PM
Double Anal.

Double vaginal/double anal.


You ever seen "Orgazmo"?

BigMeatballDave
03-21-2008, 06:27 PM
I always thought 1st base was just kissing. 2nd is heavy petting, 3rd is oral, home run= GIGGITY GIGGITY!What he said...

KcMizzou
03-21-2008, 06:27 PM
ROFL Wow, things sure have changed since I was a kid.I'm not sure I want to know what the rest of the bases are.

MIAdragon
03-21-2008, 06:28 PM
I thought 1st base was kissing with a little tongue<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>

Mr. Flopnuts
03-21-2008, 06:29 PM
I always thought 1st base was just kissing. 2nd is heavy petting, 3rd is oral, home run= GIGGITY GIGGITY!

These days, 3rd base is ass to mouth.

Bugeater
03-21-2008, 06:30 PM
I thought 1st base was kissing with a little tongue<?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p>
You may be right, I was thinking 1st is breast contact and 2nd is crotch contact, but now that I think about it I'm not sure what the hell 3rd would be then as our conversation never got that far.

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-21-2008, 06:31 PM
Double vaginal/double anal.


You ever seen "Orgazmo"?

DVDA? I'm the only one in town who does it.

rad
03-21-2008, 06:32 PM
These days, 3rd base is ass to mouth.
lol...What about felching?...that's a pretty big step, you know.

Bugeater
03-21-2008, 06:32 PM
These days, 3rd base is ass to mouth.
What the hell would a home run be then? ATM with multiple women?

Mr. Flopnuts
03-21-2008, 06:33 PM
lol...What about felching?...that's a pretty big step, you know.

What the hell would a home run be then? ATM with multiple women?

These kids today are all "semi" virgins until marriage. Gotta think outside the box. Wow, that fits.

rad
03-21-2008, 06:34 PM
DVDA? I'm the only one in town who does it.

LOL...Matt Stone walks by, eating a sandwich.."Cool! A DVDA shot!"

88TG88
03-21-2008, 06:35 PM
When I was a kid 1st was kissing, 2nd was contact with breast, and 3rd was oral.

Bugeater
03-21-2008, 06:37 PM
When I was a kid 1st was kissing, 2nd was contact with breast, and 3rd was oral.
I guess my real question is what constitutes "contact"?

~trying desperately to keep this on track

rad
03-21-2008, 06:43 PM
I guess my real question is what constitutes "contact"?

~trying desperately to keep this on track

I always understood it as feeling up....so through the shirt counts. If a girl is gonna let you grab her tit through her shirt, she's let you grab it under the shirt, so it's pretty much the same thing.

ZootedGranny
03-21-2008, 06:43 PM
1st base is when you scissor kick Tom Skerritt down a flight of stairs.

eazyb81
03-21-2008, 06:45 PM
I always thought 1st base was just kissing. 2nd is heavy petting, 3rd is oral, home run= GIGGITY GIGGITY!

Yeah that's what I thought.

88TG88
03-21-2008, 06:45 PM
I guess my real question is what constitutes "contact"?

~trying desperately to keep this on track

Basically, skin on skin contact. It could just be a hand down a girl's shirt.

Ultra Peanut
03-21-2008, 06:46 PM
pooping back and forth


forever

eazyb81
03-21-2008, 06:47 PM
2 girls, 1 cup

the Talking Can
03-21-2008, 06:47 PM
1st base is feeling someone up

2nd base is getting skin contact




















3rd base is ATM

Mr. Flopnuts
03-21-2008, 06:50 PM
ATM

You beat me to it. I just didn't recognize the acronym. I always thought the ATM had something to do with ringing it like a credit card......

KChiefsQT
03-21-2008, 07:00 PM
Kissing... not boobs!!!

blueballs
03-21-2008, 07:00 PM
3rd is intercourse with her sister or mother
home run is you/sister/sister or you/daughter/mother

CrazyPhuD
03-21-2008, 07:01 PM
What base is scissoring?

AustinChief
03-21-2008, 07:02 PM
Kissing... not boobs!!!

Kara is correct...



Teach him this simple chart...

1st= Kissing w/ tongue
2nd= Direct breast contact
3rd= Direct *ahem* lower contact
HOME= a child and endless nagging

Chest Rockwell
03-21-2008, 07:04 PM
Direct hand-to-boob, skin-to-skin contact.

When in doubt always teach the boy the more difficult option. With the reasoning and resourcefulness he'll gain by being challenged he'll be elbow deep, and his dates will be needing an emergency "leg surgery" trip to Germany, every first date...and while I'm on that subject, remember to teach him that she can't get pregnant in da butt or mouth.

You must arm him with knowledge. Because, y'know, I believe the children are our future...or something.

aturnis
03-21-2008, 07:04 PM
So my son is at "that age" where we are having "those talks" with him, and the subject of the bases came up and my wife and I are having a disagreement about what constitutes "1st base". I always thought it had to be hand directly on the breast, but she says feeling the breast through clothing qualifies to which I disagree since that's basically copping a feel, it's not really making progress.

What say you? Poll forthcoming.


If you don't know....I'm not going to tell you!

aturnis
03-21-2008, 07:06 PM
Kara is correct...



Teach him this simple chart...

1st= Kissing w/ tongue
2nd= Direct breast contact
3rd= Direct *ahem* lower contact
HOME= a child and endless nagging

Probably as close to my opinion as anyones...

Virtua Chief
03-21-2008, 07:11 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=1st+base

Urban dictionary says 1st base = making out; 2nd base would be feeling up on privates

dj56dt58
03-21-2008, 07:13 PM
ROFL Wow, things sure have changed since I was a kid.

no shit..I think 2nd base is taking a shit on the bitches chest...

the Talking Can
03-21-2008, 07:14 PM
which base is dry humping?

Thig Lyfe
03-21-2008, 07:17 PM
I always thought 1st base was just kissing. 2nd is heavy petting, 3rd is oral, home run= GIGGITY GIGGITY!

Yeah, that's closer to my system.

JBucc
03-21-2008, 07:18 PM
What's an inside the park home run? Rape?

MIAdragon
03-21-2008, 07:20 PM
home run is you/sister/sister

NOT a big fan!. Done this in HS with my GF and her twin. Its was all good till they REALLY started going at it together. Thought it was a little nasty but I plowed through and ended it the next day.

MIAdragon
03-21-2008, 07:21 PM
What's an inside the park home run? Rape?

you must do all these as fast as you can

http://www.corruptfibers.com/images/products/shocker_tshirt.jpg

Mr. Laz
03-21-2008, 07:31 PM
1st base = kissing
2nd base = feeling bare boobage
3rd base = somebody getting wet (either person ... any of the various ways)
home run = :hump:

the Talking Can
03-21-2008, 07:33 PM
what's a squeeze play?

crazycoffey
03-21-2008, 07:36 PM
ATM


Thread closed...

Mr. Laz
03-21-2008, 07:36 PM
what's a squeeze play?
intentionally sticking it in da butt then saying "oops"

Chest Rockwell
03-21-2008, 07:37 PM
intentionally sticking it in da butt then saying "oops"

I was gonna go with anal creampie.

crazycoffey
03-21-2008, 07:37 PM
NOT a big fan!. Done this in HS with my GF and her twin. Its was all good till they REALLY started going at it together. Thought it was a little nasty but I plowed through and ended it the next day.


Still have thier numbers? [/slightly interested]

Sully
03-21-2008, 08:07 PM
If you've got to ask, you can't afford it.

Demonpenz
03-21-2008, 08:08 PM
if your fingers are red it's def a rain out

BWillie
03-21-2008, 08:11 PM
I would have to say third base should be sex, and fourth should be oral. Chicks want to get pounded more than they want to give head. This seems to be the trend as one gets older. I'd rather splooge on a chicks face and lay there and watch tv any day than wasting my energy pleasing her.

Chest Rockwell
03-21-2008, 08:13 PM
I would have to say third base should be sex, and fourth should be oral. Chicks want to get pounded more than they want to give head. This seems to be the trend as one gets older. I'd rather splooge on a chicks face and lay there and watch tv any day than wasting my energy pleasing her.

And people say chivalry is dead.

+5 for honesty.

Ari Chi3fs
03-21-2008, 08:16 PM
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en-commons/thumb/a/a2/300px-Force_out.jpg

Bowser
03-21-2008, 08:17 PM
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'Hamas' Jenkins
03-21-2008, 09:05 PM
If you've got to ask, you can't afford it.

What's a ZJ??

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-21-2008, 09:09 PM
Here's the breakdown:

Batter's Box: Cum Swapping and the Hanging Brain
1st Base: Double Anal
2nd Base: The Alligator F*ckhouse
3rd Base: Chili Dog
Home: Seppukakke (don't ask)

Bugeater
03-21-2008, 10:45 PM
Mmmkay...outstanding. You guys did a great job clearing all this up. I'll have my son read the thread in the morning and will let you know if he has any further questions.

Guru
03-21-2008, 10:48 PM
What he said...
What you said he said...

Guru
03-21-2008, 10:49 PM
Mmmkay...outstanding. You guys did a great job clearing all this up. I'll have my son read the thread in the morning and will let you know if he has any further questions.

ROFLROFLROFL

Guru
03-21-2008, 10:53 PM
here's your answer...

http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2001/as-20010601p227.php

In general, people refer to French kissing — open-mouth kissing — as first base. Second base is usually touching a woman's breasts. Third base is using the hand to stimulate the genitals. And hitting a homerun generally refers to having vaginal intercourse.

Bugeater
03-21-2008, 11:04 PM
here's your answer...

http://www.teenwire.com/ask/2001/as-20010601p227.php

In general, people refer to French kissing open-mouth kissing as first base. Second base is usually touching a woman's breasts. Third base is using the hand to stimulate the genitals. And hitting a homerun generally refers to having vaginal intercourse.
That still doesn't answer the actual question (regardless of what the thread title says, I ****ed that up), whether it's direct or indirect contact with the breast, or even the genitals for that matter...there's a big difference IMO.

Guru
03-21-2008, 11:09 PM
That still doesn't answer the actual question (regardless of what the thread title says, I ****ed that up), whether it's direct or indirect contact with the breast, or even the genitals for that matter...there's a big difference IMO.

Well, if you consider the natural order of things. If you are already french kissing, you most likely will be going for the skin on second base as well as third. Personally, I think if you are touching in those places, your ultimate goal is the home run either way.

Rausch
03-21-2008, 11:17 PM
I'm going with BJ's.

BJ's are clearly the best 1st base compromise out there...

Guru
03-21-2008, 11:22 PM
I'm going with BJ's.

BJ's are clearly the best 1st base compromise out there...

so what is second and third for you?

Chest Rockwell
03-21-2008, 11:25 PM
I think it only stands to reason judging from that:

2nd = Angry Walrus
3rd = Donkey Punch

Bowser
03-21-2008, 11:26 PM
Mmmkay...outstanding. You guys did a great job clearing all this up. I'll have my son read the thread in the morning and will let you know if he has any further questions.

Glad to help. Hopefully that video clip answers any potential questions for him.

Anytime you don't feel like you can have the "birds and the bees" talk with your children, bring them here to learn from your buddies on ChiefsPlanet.

booger
03-22-2008, 12:29 AM
That still doesn't answer the actual question (regardless of what the thread title says, I ****ed that up), whether it's direct or indirect contact with the breast, or even the genitals for that matter...there's a big difference IMO.

In the meantime give the poor fella a tubesock and a playboy while the debate continues.

Poor kid has to be going insane!!

Baby Lee
03-22-2008, 06:11 AM
Shreeett!!!

Baby Lee
03-22-2008, 06:13 AM
What base is scissoring?

That's softball silly.

rad
03-22-2008, 06:30 AM
intentionally sticking it in da butt then saying "oops"

No, that's a "Southern Tresspass".

a1na2
03-22-2008, 06:36 AM
I haven't heard that used since High School.

Too many years to go back through!

Am pretty sure that a home run is when you end up with a kid in 9 months, followed by a shotgun and child support.

kstater
03-22-2008, 06:46 AM
Here's the breakdown:

Batter's Box: Cum Swapping and the Hanging Brain
1st Base: Double Anal
2nd Base: The Alligator F*ckhouse
3rd Base: Chili Dog
Home: Seppukakke (don't ask)

:shake::Lin:

Baby Lee
03-22-2008, 06:50 AM
pooping back and forth


forever

That movie was when the indie movement went too twee.

It's the Winger of indie film.

mrpopo
03-22-2008, 10:54 AM
Don't ask the Royal's they haven't seen it in years.

LMAO

Chief Wiggum
03-22-2008, 11:08 AM
I always understood it as feeling up....so through the shirt counts. If a girl is gonna let you grab her tit through her shirt, she's let you grab it under the shirt, so it's pretty much the same thing.

I gotta agree with rad on this one. If the girl is cognizant of the fact that you are touching her breast, the fact that clothing is there or not is inconsequential, as if she is letting you touch her breast with clothes on, she's going to let you without clothes as well. I'm sure there's a couple of girls out there where this logic wouldn't apply, but you don't want your son hanging with them anyways as they are just going to be a c*cktease down the road.

I have to agree with BWillie007 though, the scoring system should be changed. It is way harder to get a girl to go down on you then having intercourse. 3rd should now be sex, BJs constitute a HR.

milkman
03-22-2008, 11:10 AM
which base is dry humping?

That's just batting practice.

keg in kc
03-22-2008, 11:24 AM
That's just batting practice.I thought that was what interweb pron is for.

milkman
03-22-2008, 11:30 AM
I thought that was what interweb pron is for.

That actually sounds more like the answer to Can's second question.