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Rain Man
03-22-2008, 09:33 PM
This was in the smoking gun's mug shot section.


The question is:


Why was this person arrested?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0321082mugs9.jpg

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0321082mugs9.html

milkman
03-22-2008, 09:35 PM
Since they don't arrest people for stupidity alone, I got nuthin'.

Ari Chi3fs
03-22-2008, 09:38 PM
he may have passed out, drunk... his buddies wrote on him, he woke up in a vengeance?

LiL stumppy
03-22-2008, 09:38 PM
Drugs? Alcohol? Bordem?

LiL stumppy
03-22-2008, 09:39 PM
he may have passed out, drunk... his buddies wrote on him, he woke up in a vengeance?

It's weird, I typed nearly the same except thing, but didn't post it because I had some doubts about the theory. weird.

Rain Man
03-22-2008, 09:39 PM
For some reason, I want to think that he was arrested for identify theft on Tony the Tiger.

RedDread
03-22-2008, 09:45 PM
I'm going to say beating up a run-by tattoo artist.

KC Tattoo
03-22-2008, 09:52 PM
Must be a Donkey fan.

stlchiefs
03-22-2008, 09:55 PM
Attempted impersonation of a famous black actor?

stevieray
03-22-2008, 09:56 PM
It was at that moment, when Dylan realized that telling his girlfriend Sky that her mascara reminded him of Marilyn Manson, things would escalate into an event Jim McMaham would've paid the rights for..

Bugeater
03-22-2008, 10:07 PM
Passed out at a Chiefsplanet Bash?

Mr. Flopnuts
03-22-2008, 10:08 PM
He stole something and a dye pack exploded in his face.

Pitt Gorilla
03-22-2008, 10:11 PM
Chris Jericho got thrown in the clink for making out with Mike Tyson?

Delano
03-22-2008, 10:13 PM
This is what happens when Goths attempt to apply make-up while driving very fast to the mall.

Extra Point
03-22-2008, 10:14 PM
While holding up a bank at Wide-Sharpie point, it backfired on him, rendering him unconscious.

Either that, or that's the last time he'll hit on Mary Poppins.

ROYC75
03-22-2008, 10:15 PM
A Tigger fan dressed up for their NCAA / NIT game in March ?

Ultra Peanut
03-22-2008, 10:16 PM
It was at that moment, when Dylan realized that telling his girlfriend Sky that her mascara reminded him of Marilyn Manson, things would escalate into an event Jim McMaham would've paid the rights for..Who the **** is Jim McMahon?

This guy is cool as hell:

http://i28.tinypic.com/2qj9iqt.jpg

Extra Point
03-22-2008, 10:43 PM
Herb Taylor's team pic just got a little different.

stlchiefs
03-22-2008, 10:48 PM
The store was out of gold paint?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=181888

blueballs
03-22-2008, 10:50 PM
Peeping through a heating grate
in to a womans bathroom in a coal mine

Bowser
03-22-2008, 10:57 PM
This was in the smoking gun's mug shot section.


The question is:


Why was this person arrested?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0321082mugs9.jpg

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0321082mugs9.html

I bet that's the last time he makes fun of a roving pack of mimes.

BucEyedPea
03-22-2008, 11:00 PM
He was having his face marked by a plastic surgeon to hide his identity because of an earlier crime. Then the plastic surgeon recognized him and turned him in, and they got in a scuffle over it.

KcMizzou
03-22-2008, 11:06 PM
I don't know what he got busted for... but everyone knows not to be the first to pass out.

That's just drunken etiquette.

plbrdude
03-22-2008, 11:27 PM
The store was out of gold paint?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=181888

i can't help it. for some reason that guy reminds me of george brett.

UL Washington
03-22-2008, 11:43 PM
Listening to Poison albums in public.

Easy Money
03-23-2008, 12:07 AM
Sign him Carl!!!

Ari Chi3fs
03-23-2008, 12:36 AM
WARRIORS Guy, WTF? Was he eating out a solid gold statue? That's weird.

Boon
03-23-2008, 12:40 AM
Ace Frehly's replacement?

Frazod
03-23-2008, 01:00 AM
My guess is he was in a fight and whoever he was fighting rubbed his face in a small open container of paint or tar.

DenverChief
03-23-2008, 05:42 AM
WARRIORS Guy, WTF? Was he eating out a solid gold statue? That's weird.


Gold paint is the fan favorite of paint huffers

Baby Lee
03-23-2008, 06:06 AM
WARRIORS Guy, WTF? Was he eating out a solid gold statue? That's weird.

Not sure your level of [blissful] obliviousness about huffing, but these guys buy a can of paint and spray it into a paper/plastic bag, then 'huff' the mineral spirits that are aerosolized from the paint for a sluggish buzz.

Braincase
03-23-2008, 06:44 AM
"If you come another step closer, I...I...I... I'm not afraid to use this!"
"A frickin' Sharpie?"
"Yeah, man, a SHARPIE!"
"I'm SO smackin' yo bitch ass up!"

burt
03-23-2008, 06:52 AM
When Choosing his disguise for the Quick Trip robbery, Roger mistook a permanant marker for a dry erase marker. This made it fairly easy to identify him.

Ultra Peanut
03-23-2008, 07:06 AM
Not sure your level of [blissful] obliviousness about huffing, but these guys buy a can of paint and spray it into a paper/plastic bag, then 'huff' the mineral spirits that are aerosolized from the paint for a sluggish buzz.Glue is a far smoother high.

headsnap
03-23-2008, 07:27 AM
he beat up Rain Man...

milkman
03-23-2008, 07:36 AM
I'm going to say beating up a run-by tattoo artist.

This was a winner!

tmax63
03-23-2008, 07:42 AM
I was gonna say a magic marker fight that escalated wildy out of control or drawing mustaches on wanted posters at the post office.

crazycoffey
03-23-2008, 08:53 AM
Not sure your level of [blissful] obliviousness about huffing, but these guys buy a can of paint and spray it into a paper/plastic bag, then 'huff' the mineral spirits that are aerosolized from the paint for a sluggish buzz.

Glue is a far smoother high.


Both are very stupid ways to kill off a few too many brain cells just for a cheap high.
not worth the trade off, IMO.

Ultra Peanut
03-23-2008, 08:55 AM
Both are very stupid ways to kill off a few too many brain cells just for a cheap high.
not worth the trade off, IMO.Don't be a square, maaaaan.

I'M REALLY NERVOUS RIGHT NOW

keg in kc
03-23-2008, 08:59 AM
That's what you look like after your entire cellblock gives you a dirty sanchez.

crazycoffey
03-23-2008, 09:00 AM
Don't be a square, maaaaan.

I'M REALLY NERVOUS RIGHT NOW


you may be too far beyond gone by now....

JohninGpt
03-23-2008, 12:12 PM
Bank robbery, but the teller fought him off with her "insufficient funds" stamp. That thing is brutal.