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MIAdragon
03-25-2008, 04:46 PM
Some of these are too funny.

http://www.cracked.com/article_15830...rn-titles.html

#15.
Crack Whores of The Tenderloin
#14.
ATM Machines
#13.
Girth, Wind and Fire
#12.
Anal Chiropractor
#11.
Blowing Up Asses
#10.
Don't Tell Mommy
#9.
Faces with Braces
#8.
Edward Penishands
#7.
Interview With an Enema
#6.
Mouthful of Ass
#5.
Dude, Where's My ####?
#4
Big Omar's British Adventure - London #### Hunt
#3.
30 Days in the Hole
#2.
There's A Black Man In My Wife's Ass
#1.
Dirt Pipe Milkshakes

Adept Havelock
03-25-2008, 04:48 PM
I was always fond of the parody film "Itty Bitty Gang Bang".

I don't know if the midgets were sterilized before they let them f***.

Fish
03-25-2008, 04:54 PM
#2.
There's A Black Man In My Wife's AssROFL

gblowfish
03-25-2008, 05:06 PM
What happened to "Schindler's Fist?"

jidar
03-25-2008, 05:25 PM
What happened to "Schindler's Fist?"

I think that was on the "10 greatest" list

Simply Red
03-25-2008, 05:40 PM
I like `New Wave Hookers`

I don't care what anybody says!

Halfcan
03-25-2008, 05:45 PM
I like `New Wave Hookers`

I don't care what anybody says!

Tracy at her best.

MTG#10
03-25-2008, 05:51 PM
My favorite porn title is "Shaving Ryan's Privates".

DaFace
03-25-2008, 06:01 PM
rephost

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=179082

Crashride
03-25-2008, 06:02 PM
weapons of ass destruction 17

JohninGpt
03-25-2008, 06:08 PM
Tracy at her best.
Yeah, I'd call her a "10", but she was more like 14.

Adept Havelock
03-25-2008, 06:28 PM
Yeah, I'd call her a "10", but she was more like 14.

LMAO

A buddy of mine was running a small video store in the 80's. I remember seeing the paper when the story broke she was underage. I called him and told him because he had a crapload of her movies for rent. Wish I had a copy of his security camera tape...I bet no one ever moved so fast to destroy something.

Gotta admit, I felt guilty/creepy as well when I found out that day back in '86 (that long ago? Damn...). Up till then, I thought she was one of the most "enthusiastic" porn actresses I'd ever seen. Considering that, I find it funny as hell to see her claim she was a latter-day Linda Lovelace in interviews now that she's a "legitimate" actress. LMAO

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-25-2008, 06:31 PM
Do any pr0n historians know when the facial cumshot came into popularity?? Has it always been around, or is it a more recent phenomenon??

Adept Havelock
03-25-2008, 06:37 PM
Do any pr0n historians know when the facial cumshot came into popularity?? Has it always been around, or is it a more recent phenomenon??

I don't really recall it in the 70's or 80's. Don't watch much made after that. I prefer the campy approach and non-siliconed women. :shrug:

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-25-2008, 06:43 PM
I don't really recall it in the 70's or 80's. Don't watch much made after that. I prefer the campy approach and non-siliconed women. :shrug:

The plots were more enjoyable from the few I saw, but the women looked like their groins were overtaken by kudzu.

xbarretx
03-25-2008, 06:51 PM
The Devil in Ms Jones .. oh wait LMAO

RustShack
03-25-2008, 09:10 PM
Lord of the G-Strings, Playmate of the Apes... Lime whores!

xbarretx
03-25-2008, 09:17 PM
TEA BAGGER VANCE
MOULIN SPLOOGE
BACKDOOR ADVENTURES OF BUTTHEAD AND BEAVER
BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE VAGINA
E-THREE THE EXTRA TESTICLE
I Saw Mommy Eating Santa Claus
21 Hump Street
Sperms Of Endearment
Indiana Joan and the Black Hole of Mammoo

Rain Man
03-25-2008, 09:17 PM
What happened to "Schindler's Fist?"

I liked how they shot it in black and white. And Asian too, if I remember correctly.

Rooster
03-26-2008, 04:14 PM
Cum on Eileen :evil: