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Mr. Laz
03-25-2008, 05:34 PM
Posted on Tue, Mar. 25, 2008 02:20 PM

Man fatally shoots wife(while trying to use a Gun to punch hole in wall instead of drilling) while installing satellite TV system The Associated Press


SEDALIA, Mo. | Officials are trying to determine whether to file charges against a man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite television system in their home.


Patsy D. Long, 34, of Deepwater, was pronounced dead early Saturday evening after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun. Her husband, [b]Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.


The woman, who was outside the house, was hit by the second of two shots fired by Ronald Long, the Henry County Sheriff’s Department said.


Sheriff’s Department spokesman Maj. Robert Hills said a person involved in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that was up to the prosecutor.
“Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to press criminal charges,” Hills said.


Henry County Coroner Scott Largent declined to release details about Patsy Long’s death until the Sheriff’s Department completes its investigation.



http://www.kansascity.com/679/story/545396.html

thurman merman
03-25-2008, 05:37 PM
wow. this is a new one.

doomy3
03-25-2008, 05:38 PM
r e p o s t

ChiefsFanatic
03-25-2008, 05:38 PM
Like Mr. Hertz said "Gun's don't kill people, but they sure help."

Mr. Laz
03-25-2008, 05:39 PM
well dam ..... it only happened a few hours ago.


i'm slow :sulk:

Vegas_Dave
03-25-2008, 05:39 PM
Wow. He needs to be sterilized so that his DNA is not spread further throughout human history.

Rain Man
03-25-2008, 05:41 PM
This whole thing is making me wonder how many people skip has killed in his career.

Demonpenz
03-25-2008, 05:42 PM
good journalism ****head. how many new channels and hi def?

'Hamas' Jenkins
03-25-2008, 05:44 PM
Reminds me of a shirt I had in 7th grade:

"Guns don't kill people, Assholes with guns kill people."

chief52
03-25-2008, 05:53 PM
Reminds me of a shirt I had in 7th grade:

"Guns don't kill people, Assholes with guns kill people."

That reminds me of one of my favorite T-shirts sitings.

" Some people are alive just because it is illegal to shoot them! "

Skip Towne
03-25-2008, 05:56 PM
I actually had a guy want to do that when my drill bit wasn't long enough to get through his wall. I got a longer bit.

greg63
03-25-2008, 06:04 PM
What a moronic idiot!

seclark
03-25-2008, 06:08 PM
thirty years ago, he'd have shot her while she was adjusting the rabbit ears on top of the old zenith.
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ToroGuns
03-25-2008, 06:33 PM
Here's the story on your channel 5 website.

Can you see what's wrong with targeting ads to the story?

http://www.kctv5.com/news/15698864/detail.html

keg in kc
03-25-2008, 06:54 PM
I actually had a guy want to do that when my drill bit wasn't long enough to get through his wall. I got a longer bit.That didn't sound gay at all.

Rausch
03-25-2008, 06:54 PM
You people see a moron.

I see a married genius who just got himself a cheap divorce...

greg63
03-25-2008, 07:00 PM
You people see a moron.

I see a married genius who just got himself a cheap divorce...

...Must have been one horrid marriage.<O:p

AZORChiefFan
03-25-2008, 07:15 PM
Wow. He needs to be sterilized so that his DNA is not spread further throughout human history.

Just like them dirty disease ridden midgets.

dj56dt58
03-25-2008, 09:34 PM
wife: All you do is sit on your ass.. I pick the kids up, I go to work, I clean the house, I fix dinner...

husband: Ya know what..why dont u just step outside for a minute..right in front of this wall..I'm gonna drill a hole..I uh...need you to tell me if it goes through

jjchieffan
03-25-2008, 10:36 PM
wife: All you do is sit on your ass.. I pick the kids up, I go to work, I clean the house, I fix dinner...

husband: Ya know what..why dont u just step outside for a minute..right in front of this wall..I'm gonna drill a hole..I uh...need you to tell me if it goes through

ROFL

My wife told me about seeing that story on the news. I told her we should install some cable outlets in the house. She was not amused.:shake:

dj56dt58
03-25-2008, 10:53 PM
ROFL

My wife told me about seeing that story on the news. I told her we should install some cable outlets in the house. She was not amused.:shake:

ROFL

Sleepin on the couch tonight?

CHIEF4EVER
03-25-2008, 11:13 PM
....so a guy was robbing a bank with a handgun. He turns to the man on his left and asks "Did you see anything?". The guy says "Yeah.". BANG. The bank robber shoots him dead. Then the robber turns to a married couple and asks the same question. The husband says "Nah man, I didn't see anything but I think my wife did.".

Badum pish.

2bikemike
03-25-2008, 11:23 PM
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read.

" Guns Kill People Like Spoons Make Rosie O'Donnell Fat"

Radar Chief
03-26-2008, 06:48 AM
Let me get this straight. The guy shoots a .22 (article doesn’t say short, long rifle or magnum so I’ll assume long rifle) that penetrates both the outer and inner walls then still has enough energy to penetrate his wife’s chest killing her? Why am I not buying this story? :spock:

Lzen
03-26-2008, 07:30 AM
Missouri rednecks....... :shake:

Phobia
03-26-2008, 07:59 AM
Let me get this straight. The guy shoots a .22 (article doesn’t say short, long rifle or magnum so I’ll assume long rifle) that penetrates both the outer and inner walls then still has enough energy to penetrate his wife’s chest killing her? Why am I not buying this story? :spock:
Trailer?

crazycoffey
03-26-2008, 08:29 AM
Trailer?


LMFAO!

Radar Chief
03-26-2008, 09:05 AM
Trailer?

I thought that also, but still…
I guess if CSI comes along and confirms his story I’ll shut up about it.

chasedude
03-26-2008, 09:25 AM
"Her baby hold my beer while I try this... "

Hog Farmer
03-26-2008, 10:57 AM
One time someone drove by my house and shot through the bedroom wall with a .22 and the bullet went through the wall, through the headboard of my bed and we found the bullet inside a pillow. My wife had just gotten out of bed 30 minutes earlier.

38yrsfan
03-26-2008, 02:27 PM
Let me get this straight. The guy shoots a .22 (article doesn’t say short, long rifle or magnum so I’ll assume long rifle) that penetrates both the outer and inner walls then still has enough energy to penetrate his wife’s chest killing her? Why am I not buying this story? :spock:

B cup?

gblowfish
03-26-2008, 02:34 PM
Well, he may be facing a manslaughter charge,
But at least now he can get the WWF in hi def.

Radar Chief
03-26-2008, 02:56 PM
One time someone drove by my house and shot through the bedroom wall with a .22 and the bullet went through the wall, through the headboard of my bed and we found the bullet inside a pillow. My wife had just gotten out of bed 30 minutes earlier.

After all these years I still miss my ex-wife, but my aim is getting better?