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Braincase
03-26-2008, 06:44 AM
1. Dick Cheney
2. George Bush
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
5. Kim Jong-il

There's a couple of guys from high school and college I'd like to kick in the nuts, too, but you wouldn't recognize their names... or maybe you would, and then tip them off.

bkkcoh
03-26-2008, 06:57 AM
1. Dick Cheney
2. George Bush
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
5. Kim Jong-il

....


Can't really complain about the list. :toast:

PhillyChiefFan
03-26-2008, 07:02 AM
I would like to nominate Hugo Chavez for a shot in the nuts.

cadmonkey
03-26-2008, 07:32 AM
Celine Dion
Billy Crystal
Hank Steinbrenner
Arlen Specter
George Bush

Radar Chief
03-26-2008, 07:33 AM
Carl should be #1. :harumph:

Dartgod
03-26-2008, 07:50 AM
http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/memberlist.php

seclark
03-26-2008, 07:53 AM
Rosie O'Donnell...5 times
one for each nut
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Rooster
03-26-2008, 08:11 AM
Carl should be #1. :harumph:

:clap::clap::clap:

kepp
03-26-2008, 08:12 AM
I would like to nominate Hugo Chavez for a shot in the nuts.

Celine Dion
Billy Crystal
Hank Steinbrenner
Arlen Specter
George Bush

It seems like the list needs to be bigger as people keep coming up with good additions.

Chief Chief
03-26-2008, 08:35 AM
Osama Bin Laden
Reverend Jeremiah Wright
Senator Larry Craig of Utah (I'll kick his nuts so hard he'll have no choice but to always use the women's restroom)

StcChief
03-26-2008, 08:50 AM
Osama Bin Laden
Al Sadr
Putin
Hugo Chevez
Al Gore

Lonewolf Ed
03-26-2008, 08:54 AM
Carl should be #1. :harumph:

Yes, he should, and maybe even one kick per nut.

Lonewolf Ed
03-26-2008, 08:55 AM
Rosie O'Donnell...5 times
one for each nut
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Careful... Rosie would like that and then she'd be calling you all the time.

Deberg_1990
03-26-2008, 08:55 AM
1. Midgets
2. Carl
3. Fred Phelps
4. Osama Bin Laden
5. Hillary

King_Chief_Fan
03-26-2008, 08:59 AM
Chavez
WRight
Hussein Bama
Oil barons
day traders

seclark
03-26-2008, 09:06 AM
hogfarmers prize boar
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stlchiefs
03-26-2008, 09:11 AM
1. Dick Cheney
2. George Bush
3. Hillary Clinton
4. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
5. Kim Jong-il

There's a couple of guys from high school and college I'd like to kick in the nuts, too, but you wouldn't recognize their names... or maybe you would, and then tip them off.

:)

Hog Farmer
03-26-2008, 09:30 AM
hogfarmers prize boar
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You ain't the only one!

patteeu
03-26-2008, 09:38 AM
1. Lin Elliot
2. Elvis Grbac
3. Tyus Edney
4. Ricky Clemons
5. Anyone who has Dick Cheney on their list

Honorable mentions: John Tait, the officials who gave Colorado a 5th down, the Hall of Fame induction committee, <strike>Geddy Lee</strike>* and all Jayhawks


* I removed Geddy Lee from my list because it sounds like someone already beat me to it

ChiTown
03-26-2008, 09:41 AM
I'd like to punch Carl in his left clit.

gblowfish
03-26-2008, 09:50 AM
1. Carl Peterson
2. Al Davis
3. Lin Elliot
4. Greg Robinson
5. Mr. Peanut

Radar Chief
03-26-2008, 10:00 AM
3. Fred Phelps

X2. He should be strapped to a nut-kicking machine for the duration of his pitiful life.

Chief Henry
03-26-2008, 10:11 AM
1. Any Islamofacist terrorist
2. John Elway
3. Don Denkinger
4. Tom Harkin US Senator of Iowa
5. Rosie O'donnell
6. Carl Peterson
7. Jimmy Carter
8. Bill Clinton
9. Olberman
10.Hillary

Braincase
03-26-2008, 10:53 AM
Oooh, you guys are good...

5 more people.

1. Carl
2. Fred Phelps
3. Osama bin Laden
4. The highest ranking Tobacco Company executive that swore up and down that cigarettes didn't cause cancer.
5. Al Davis
6. Mike Shanahan
7. First planeteer that replies, "Hey dumbass, that's more than 5".

InChiefsHell
03-26-2008, 11:01 AM
Oooh, you guys are good...

5 more people.

1. Carl
2. Fred Phelps
3. Osama bin Laden
4. The highest ranking Tobacco Company executive that swore up and down that cigarettes didn't cause cancer.
5. Al Davis
6. Mike Shanahan
7. First planeteer that replies, "Hey dumbass, that's more than 5".

Hey dumbass, that's more tha...OUCH!! You BASTARD!!

crazycoffey
03-26-2008, 11:01 AM
7. First planeteer that replies, "Hey dumbass, that's more than 5".



Hey Dipshit that's 7.... (I didn't say "it")

seclark
03-26-2008, 11:02 AM
the wiggles...grandaughter was watching these freaks last saturday morning. wtf are they all about?
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InChiefsHell
03-26-2008, 11:03 AM
the wiggles...grandaughter was watching these freaks last saturday morning. wtf are they all about?
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World Domination of course...


My List:

Obama
Bush
Clinton
Gore
Hannity

...actually, my list could really go on and on and on...

Radar Chief
03-26-2008, 11:17 AM
the wiggles...grandaughter was watching these freaks last saturday morning. wtf are they all about?
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Thatís not the worst of it. Wait until she wants to watch Wow Wow Wubbzy. :cuss:

Steron
03-26-2008, 11:20 AM
Rex Tillerson
King Carl
Peter Angelos
Hillary Clinton
Benjamin Linus

seclark
03-26-2008, 11:23 AM
That’s not the worst of it. Wait until she wants to watch Wow Wow Wubbzy. :cuss:

sorry to say i just googled www...looks like something the wiggles would jam up their @ss.
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Fishpicker
03-26-2008, 11:32 AM
1. the Pope
2. Jeb Bush - just to discourage him from ever running for president
3. Gore
4. Yao Ming - just to see if I could
5. either Clinton

DaneMcCloud
03-26-2008, 11:48 AM
Entertainment people that need a good cock-punch:

1. Sumner Redstone
2. Michael Bay
3. Barbra Streisand
4. The Producer and Director of the Oscars
5. Oprah Winfrey

Special Cock-Punch Award: CBS President Leslie Moonves for not showing EVERY NFL GAME IN HD. The cheap bastard.

blueballs
03-26-2008, 12:14 PM
1. Midgets
2. retired Carl
3. Fred Phelps' corpse
4. Osama Bin Laden's corpse
5. Hillary

upped the anger of this post

Lin Elliot
03-26-2008, 12:59 PM
1. Lin Elliot


I don't have to take this abuse anymore. I'm calling the authorities.

Donger
03-26-2008, 01:02 PM
Kristy Lee Cook

patteeu
03-26-2008, 01:07 PM
I don't have to take this abuse anymore. I'm calling the authorities.

You should take a lesson from Dick Cheney and stop whining. Just shrug your shoulders and say, "So?"

J Diddy
03-26-2008, 01:09 PM
what kind of fuqtard comes into a chiefs bb with a user (loser) name like that

lack of class is quite apparent

ClevelandBronco
03-26-2008, 01:15 PM
the wiggles...grandaughter was watching these freaks last saturday morning. wtf are they all about?
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They're about being insanely wealthy.

JohninGpt
03-26-2008, 01:17 PM
the wiggles...grandaughter was watching these freaks last saturday morning. wtf are they all about?
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Juvenile gayness...from down under.

patteeu
03-26-2008, 01:19 PM
what kind of fuqtard comes into a chiefs bb with a user (loser) name like that

lack of class is quite apparent

A longtime regular with an alt account.

Edit: LOL, I just realized that "Lin Elliot" and I have the same join month, but I assure you that "Lin Elliot" is not my alt.

seclark
03-26-2008, 01:20 PM
They're about being insanely wealthy.

no doubt, that's how the world works. i'd still kickem all right in the tater-sacks and watch them wiggle on the ground in agony.
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Thig Lyfe
03-26-2008, 01:20 PM
Dane Cook (and anyone who likes him)
Carlos Mencia (and anyone who likes him)
Carl Peterson
Fred Phelps
Osama

Honorable mentions: Bush and Cheney

JohninGpt
03-26-2008, 01:21 PM
A longtime regular with an alt account.

I refuse to believe that something like that would ever happen.:harumph:

1adam1238
03-26-2008, 01:25 PM
Mike Greenburg--though I'm not convinced I could find them
Mike Shanahan
Dan Reeves
John Elway
Paris Hilton

Stryker
03-26-2008, 01:32 PM
1. Jerry Sienfeld
2. Any tree hugger
3. Carl Peterson
4. Bill Cosby
5. Jerry Springer

Honorable mention (s)
Ray Romano - No muther ****er, EVERYBODY DOES NOT LOVE YOU!
Hillary Clinton

gblowfish
03-26-2008, 01:33 PM
A longtime regular with an alt account.

Edit: LOL, I just realized that "Lin Elliot" and I have the same join month, but I assure you that "Lin Elliot" is not my alt.

If it were, you could stage some serious arguments with yourself.
Reign in that split personality before you go quad!

dilligaf
03-26-2008, 02:14 PM
Osama Bin Laden
Reverend Jeremiah Wright
Senator Larry Craig of Utah (I'll kick his nuts so hard he'll have no choice but to always use the women's restroom)

Being from Idaho, I hate to say this....but Craig is from Idaho. :shake:

MeaTy The Pimp
03-26-2008, 02:15 PM
1.Carl Peterson
2.Ghandi
3.Osama
4.Shawn Merriman
5.John Elway <--But if I did that I would prolly break Shannahan's jaw

Dicky McElephant
03-26-2008, 02:16 PM
1. Mr. Plow
2. 88TG88
3. GoChiefs
4. CrazeyCoffey
5. TinyE

crazycoffey
03-26-2008, 02:24 PM
1. Mr. Plow
2. 88TG88
3. GoChiefs
4. CrazeyCoffey
5. TinyE



You've been here long enough to know that Goatboy doesn't have nutz to kick..

and Tiny is cool as hell, how'd he get on this list?

JohninGpt
03-26-2008, 02:26 PM
You've been here long enough to know that Goatboy doesn't have nutz to kick..

and Tiny is cool as hell, how'd he get on this list?

So that would have to be retitled 4 people I'd like to kick in the nuts and one person I'd like to kick in the nut.

stlchiefs
03-26-2008, 02:27 PM
and Tiny is cool as hell, how'd he get on this list?

He must have something against people that take pictures of their neighbors possessions.

crazycoffey
03-26-2008, 02:30 PM
So that would have to be retitled 4 people I'd like to kick in the nuts and one NUT I'd like to kick.


FYP


He must have something against people that take pictures of their neighbors possessions.

Why, does he live next door to Tiny?

Dicky McElephant
03-26-2008, 02:31 PM
You've been here long enough to know that Goatboy doesn't have nutz to kick..

and Tiny is cool as hell, how'd he get on this list?

He hasn't given me a free PS3....hence he deserves a shot to the nuts. lol


Oh yeah....forgot that about GoChiefs. Maybe I'll just stick in Phobia for sending me a message about fatchatter.

crazycoffey
03-26-2008, 02:50 PM
He hasn't given me a free PS3....hence he deserves a shot to the nuts. lol


Oh yeah....forgot that about GoChiefs. Maybe I'll just stick in Phobia for sending me a message about fatchatter.


Hey, I didn't get a free PS3 either :cuss: Tiny!!!!

oh and the unoffical **official** name for that other board is;
SlightlyOverweightBabbler.com

POND_OF_RED
03-26-2008, 04:07 PM
1. Dane Cook
2. Mark Wahlberg
3. Jon Heder
4. Scott Boras
5. Richard Simmons

Halfcan
03-26-2008, 05:05 PM
my boss if he had any

melbar
03-26-2008, 05:34 PM
1. Michael Moore
2. Bill Maher
3. Al Franken
4. Rosie
5. Al Gore

Honorable mention...Shannon Sharp, Romanowski, Nancy Pelosi, Keith Oberman, Osama, Alec Baldwin, Natalie Manes, John Kerry...

a1na2
03-26-2008, 05:46 PM
1. Michael Moore
2. Bill Maher
3. GoChiefs
4. Goatse
5. Hootie
6. Irishjayhawk
7. Banyon
8. Ultra Peanut
9. Al Davis
10. Hillary Clinton

Skip Towne
03-26-2008, 06:22 PM
rochambeau

jjchieffan
03-26-2008, 08:23 PM
61 posts and no mention of:

Herm Edwards
Jack Steadman
Dick Vermeil
Nick Athan
Bill Belicheat
Paul Hackett
Jimmy Raye
Mike Solari
Ryan Simms

Are you all sure none of these five deserve a kick in the nuts?

jjchieffan
03-26-2008, 08:29 PM
My list would be:
1. Barry Bonds
2. Any Al Qeida member
3. The supreme Court justices that ruled abor---the murder of unborn children legal
4. The Clintons
5. Carl Peterson

a1na2
03-26-2008, 08:43 PM
61 posts and no mention of:

1 Herm Edwards
2 Jack Steadman
3 Dick Vermeil
4 Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan
5 Bill Belicheat
6 Paul Hackett
7 Jimmy Raye
8 Mike Solari
9 Ryan Simms

Are you all sure none of these five deserve a kick in the nuts?

If you were home schooled we are going to collectively slap your momma!

Dicky McElephant
03-26-2008, 08:52 PM
If you were home schooled we are going to collectively slap your momma!

This coming from the guy who posted 10 of his own.

Bwana
03-26-2008, 08:55 PM
Osama Bin Laden
Carl Peterson
Hugo Chevez
Lin Elliot
John Elway

jjchieffan
03-26-2008, 10:55 PM
If you were home schooled we are going to collectively slap your momma!

Oops. I meant to say. Are you sure none of these belong on your list of five.

Rausch
03-26-2008, 11:01 PM
I've got 5.

Three them are Broncos though and only one is a child so I think I can walk away from this thread feeling like I've grown as a person...

Fruit Ninja
03-26-2008, 11:29 PM
Bush and Osama should be 1 and 2 on everyones list.

Rausch
03-26-2008, 11:40 PM
Bush and Osama should be 1 and 2 on everyones list.

I don't care what side you're on, you can look at both guys from both perspectives and say "You had that asshole on the ropes and didn't finish!"

cadmonkey
03-27-2008, 07:56 AM
Celine Dion
Billy Crystal
Hank Steinbrenner
Arlen Specter
George Bush


I need to amend mine.

Celine Dion
Billy Crystal
Hank Steinbrenner
Arlen Specter
Dick Vital

MahiMike
03-27-2008, 08:18 AM
When I saw the subject line, I thought of your original top 3 right away. Here's mine:

1. Dubya
2. The Penguin (Cheney)
3. Carl Rove (for getting these guys elected in the 1st place. Iraq is really his fault)
4. King Carl
5. Of course, I can't leave out our beloved Herm Edwards!

Braincase
03-27-2008, 09:58 AM
5 Chiefs Free-Agent Pickups I'd like to kick in the nuts...

1. Carlton Gray
2. Chris Terry
3. He Who Must Not Be Named
4. Kendrell Bell
5. Brett Perriman

Reerun_KC
03-27-2008, 11:04 AM
Herm Edwards
Carl Peterson
Clark Hunt
Carl Peterson
Herm Edwards

Reerun_KC
03-27-2008, 11:05 AM
Mike Patrick
Dick Vitale
Digger Phelps
Billy Paccker
Bill Raferty

Ebolapox
03-27-2008, 11:08 AM
it seriously took until post number 23 for someone to kick john elway in the nuts? you can't be serious. all of the sh*t he put chiefs fans through, and nobody wants to kick him in teh nuts?

this place has REALLY lost its second level burst. buncha morans.

Scaga
03-27-2008, 11:40 AM
1) All oil executives
2) Both Bush presidents...might have a pair between two.
3) Carl...again...he's proven doesn't have a pair
4) Bin Laden
....
I'll hold off on #5 until somebody bags on my list.

PunkinDrublic
03-27-2008, 11:56 AM
1. Anybody who was dumb enough to vote for Bush twice.

2. Greg Robinson

3. Bruce Bowen dirtiest player in the NBA hands down

4. Any and all NBA refs because they are so ****ing horrible at what they do that they take away my ability to enjoy watching games.

5. Any member of the Saudi Dictators I refuse to call those pieces of shit royalty.

stonedstooge
03-27-2008, 12:03 PM
Herm Edwards
King Carl
Sirhan Sirhan
The son of a bitch, I can't think of his name that killed John Lennon
The Dr. that gave Elvis all his medication

stonedstooge
03-27-2008, 12:05 PM
And the gal that banged up John Belushi for the last time